Pgh-H3 hash #1300

Multi-Theme Hash

Date: Saturday April 5th

Time: 3PM hash, 6ish Après, 8ish b-day party

Hash Location: Corner of Freeport Road & Guys Run Road (Harmarville - 15238)

Après Location: WMD’s house (413 Aleta Street - 15215)

What are the multi-purposes of this hash?

• Grand finale of Moon’s two weeklong birthday tour. May your liver rest in peace.

• Celebrate WMD’s last birthday before his midlife crisis. Feel free to donate to the BMW fund.

• Moon’s annual Little Black Dress Party

• WMD’s 2^nd Annual Spring Cookout

What are the hares providing?

• Trail - more miles, more smiles…

• A house to party in

• Burgers, weenies and picnic-type snacks for the après

• Two kegs

• That’s it. Moon and WMD are broke. Excessive haring in 2008 is going to put them in the poor house.

What are you providing?

• More food and booze. You know the drill - what ever you think makes for a good party.

• A little black dress. Show off those hot legs you got from hashing. You can get dolled-up as WMD paid the water bill this month and the showers are functional.

Who’s invited to the birthday party?

• The hashers. Duh!

• Moon invited 20-30 of his upper-crust, non-hashing friends.

• WMD invited the usual assortment of seedy friends, hot chicks, bike people, former cell mates, etc.

Other stuff:

• Trail is dog friendly, après is not.

• Smoking will be outside only.

• This will probably go on into late night. Feel free to crash at WMD’s. Weather permitting, you can put a tent up.

Questions? Lonely? jharkiewicz@intekproducts.com or 724-816-0804

WMD