Hash #1689 – The People’s Hash

A spectre is haunting Pittsburgh — the spectre of communism. All the powers of old Pittsburgh have entered into a holy alliance to exorcise this spectre: Purple Princess, Masterpenis Theater, Joe Biden, French Radicals, German police-spies, and YOU comrade hasher.

Laborers, put down your hammer and set aside your sickle! In honor of this day, on which we celebrate our labor, come and run The People’s Hash. We meet at Jack’s Bar in the South Side, historical watering hole to the huddled and coke-covered proletariate (and current early morning watering hole of hospital workers coming off third shift). Your hares, Masterpenis Theater and Purple Princess. You will need $$ on trail.

Working (wo)men of the world, UNITE!

Hash #1689 – The People’s Hash