HASH #1622 – MAMMORIAL DAY HASH & COCK OUT – Honey Nut Squirrleo and Old Crusty Dick

When:
May 26, 2014 @ 3:00 pm – 8:15 pm
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Where:
McBride Park
Mcbride Avenue
Pittsburgh, PA 15207
USA
Cost:
$5
Contact:
Honey Nut Squirreleo & Old Crusty Dick
HNS-412.737.2318; OCD-412.480.58

What: HASH # 1622, Mammorial Day Hash & Cock Out

When: May 26, 2014 @ 3:00 Peeee Ehmmm

Where: McBride Park (way in the back), McBride St, Pittsburgh, PA 15207

Your Hares: OCD & Honeynut Squirreleo

Cost: $5.00

What: So once again you find yourself with no friends, your family hates you, the dog snarls as you walk by, children cry when you smile at them and Hashing is your life. Well that’s alright cause OCD and Honeynut Squirreleo still love you and that means that you’re invited to the Mammorial Day Hash & Cock Out (what could go wrong).

We will start at Three o’clock Peeeee Ehmmm (Pgh3 Hash time). There will be plenty of brew, an annoying trail, a beer stop or two (one of which will be on you), a shelter, grub on the grill with all the fixins, songs, fire to play with, laughs and more; all for a measly $5.00. You can’t even get a Big Mac Value Meal for that!

Fido is welcome if you need more responsibility than keeping yourself from harm and out of jail. You should plan on bringing a lawn chair, a dry bag, five bucks to cover food and stuff and some extra cash unless you want to sit outside a bar with Fido at some point during trail.

Optional: Desserts and covered dishes to share with your fellow hashers will also be welcome.

For reasons to believe the Pirates still have a chance and for advice on how to be sexy before you hit fifty call OCD, 412.480.5872

For religious advice and how to stay sexy AFTER you hit fifty call Honeynut Squirreleo, 412.737.2318

Consult Wikipedia for anything else.

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