HASH #1646: The Monsignor’s Big Six-Oh Hash – Whiff

#1646 The Monsignor’s Big Six-Oh Bidet Hash

When: Saturday, Nov. 8 3PM

Where: 99 Bottles, 1001 Washington Ave, Carnegie, PA 15106

Hare: Your ever-lovin’ soon-to-be-60 Monsignor Whiff 412.979.3314

The Monsignor invites you all to cum help him celebrate his asscension into sexagenarian-hood with yet another hash out of 99 Bottles. You love their selection, they love our antics (can’t you just feel the love?).

Bring cash for beer stoppage and posting bail. At least one beer stop on the hare, but ‘fore n’ after suds n’ grub are on you. Bless you, my child.

Saturday’s hash will be around 4 miles A to B – basically a birthday party with shiggy. If you need more distance, you can add two miles by running back to 99 Bottles from point B.

The hare is on-out at 3pm, chalk talk at 3:15.

[FYI: There is no Pitt football that weekend, and the Pens play in Buffalo, but not until 7pm.]

IMPORTANT NOTE: All I-376 (Parkway West to yinz locals) exits and on-ramps are closed to Carnegie.
From downtown, exit the Parkway at the top of the hill (Crafton exit) and follow the signs for “I-376 West Detour/Rt. 50.” Continue to follow the signs for Rt. 50 – it runs right past 99 Bottles.

From the west and north, take I-79 South to Carnegie exit and turn left onto West Main Street toward Carnegie. Follow West Main until it ends, turn right on Chestnut, then right again onto Rt. 50 and follow 50 to 99 Bottles.