621 Donaldson Drive
Pittsburgh, PA 15226
USA
What: FESTIVUS #9. Nine Years of PAIN
Who: Defender of Peedom and Fuk Stik
When: Saturday Dec 13, 2014 @ 2:00 pm
Where: Curb Appeal’s Curb Side House of Pain
621 Donaldson Drive
Pittsburgh PA 15226
Its cold outside, the snow is falling and the wind is blowing. That must mean it’s time once again to put our differences aside and celebrate. I’m not talking about celebrating a jolly fat man in a red suit or little crying bastard child sleeping in a barn. No! It’s FESTIVUS you sons-a-bitches!!! Knock down, drag out, survival of the sickest, fight to the f*cking death, FESTIVUS. Unfortunately I can’t promise that things will get as weird as they did last year, because I need your help with that. But here is a list of a few things I can promise; brand new feats of strength, a brand new trail using the finest parts of recycled trails, SPAM, Scotch and of course PAIN. In Fact 9 different types of pain.
To commiserate Nine Years of Pain we are pulling out all the stops. A long, hard, grueling trail, miserable weather and disappointment, that will not leave you disappointed. We’ve even exhumed the bodies of Festivus passed for this celebration. Show up with low expectations and you will not be let down. In true Festivus fashion once we are done inflicting pain on trail, we will share a lovely meal where we’ll continue to punish ALL of your senses. Then we will proceed to the airing of grievances. This is your chance to tell anyone and everyone how much they have disappointed you or pissed you off over the course of the year. By the end of the night you will have your feelings hurt. So if you are easily offened, weak minded, or have brittle bones, Festivus is not for you. But if you aren’t a little nancy boy then come for Festivus #9 and celebrate Nine Years of Pain.
And oh yeah…. WRESTLING!!!!
See y’inz in the Pit!
Defender of Peedom
PS. Curb Appeal has been kind enough to let us use her place. While she is kind, I am not. If you’re lucky you MIGHT be allowed in the garage and we MAY build a fire if we’re feeling generous. So dress warm and bring a dry bag with plenty of warm clothes. A drinking vessel is always a good idea. Crash space will be available however, if you do happen to drink too much. OR for fuck sake use UBER or LYFT to get home. None of us condone drinking and driving, and we will not hesitate to pummel you for your keys.
There is only parking on one side of Donaldson Drive so please be considerate. There is plenty of parking in the lot next to Getaway Café on Sussex Ave… Comments, Concerns, Gripes, Bitches, Pissing or Moaning can be taken elsewhere. But if you have and actual Question I can be reached at 724-953-1907. I probably won’t answer it and I’ll leave you with a feeling of disappointment but if ManGurglar can get used to it, so can you. IF you’re Lost however call Curb Appeal @ 412-728-2455