413 Aleta St
Pittsburgh, PA 15215
USA
Festivus X
When: Dec 05, 2015 @ 2pm
Where: Casa de WMD
413 Aleta Street
Pittsburgh PA 15215
Who: hared by Defender of Peedom, WMD, Fuk Stik, and PTA
What: It’s been ten long years since PTA and Dragnut introduced Pittsburgh to our beloved Festivus. Lots of things have changed: PTA is married and has a boat load of kids, Fuk Stik has moved to DC and back again, I’m fucking engaged, and Dragnut has completely disappeared. Seriously, has anybody seen or heard from that guy? Something terrible really could’ve happened to him… *I’m concerned!
If you don’t know anything about Festivus, here’s the basics…
https://youtu.be/y8rzt-vj2gU
- Feats of strength – test your mettle as a man (or woman, whatever, shut up!) and carry something heavy. We have brand new ways to make your life hell this year!
- Airing of Grievances – has somebody pissed you off this year? Let them know and call them out. And maybe even belt them in the mouth. It’s healthy to air your dirty laundry especially when everybody is listening.
- Wrestling – yes there will be wrestling. If you’re feeling froggy take me on, 4 time All Festivus Champ.
- The Pole – Yeah there’s one of those too.
- Single Malt Scotch Whiskey – And if you’re lucky the hares might even share some with you.
Festivus isn’t a holiday for lady boys – if it were, Shanghiney would be here.
Hopefully, I’ll disappoint all of you as much as you’ve all disappointed me.
Seriously, don’t be a fucking sissy!
Questions, comments, concerns can be directed to WMD – he probably cares more than I do. **Or not.
Defender of Peedom 724-953-1907
WMD 724-816-0804
*I’m not really that concerned.
**From WMD: I care less than Defender, so call him with your erectile dysfunction issues.