Hash #1765 – Looking for Log (aka High & Dry) & WMD

Who & What: Looking for Log in all the Wrong Places’ (aka High & Dry’s) first haring with co-hare WMD.

When: Sunday, February 26 at 2PM

Where: Rochester Inn – 505 Rochester Road, Pittsburgh, 15229

Commentary:

Looking for Log (aka High & Dry) has been hashing with us for a couple years. She’s been a great addition to our shitshow – no drama, pays dues and hot blondes are always welcome. However, she’s been shy/fearful of haring. She conquered this fear with help from a therapist and good meds. Her next step was to recruit a co-hare. The requirements were minimal – too dumb to say NO, access to bulk flour, speak Aramaic and able to leap tall buildings in a single bound.

The fine print:

• Trail is Fido friendly, après is not.

• Hares are providing trail beer and snacks. No $5 hash cash as we ain’t feeding you at the apres. Order from the menu and then pry your purse open.

• Wear earth tones. Property owners find it easier to shoot trespassers dressed in day-glo colors from the 80s.

• Problem with alcohol? Call the Pgh chapter of AA at 412-471-7472.

• Questions? Call the co-hare if you speak Aramaic – 724-816-0804.