This is the sad trail nobody wanted.
We promise absolutely nothing special. Everybody else knew it was a terrible time to hare– so it fell to us to pick up the slack. We will deliver a superbly shitty, sloppy seconds Northside trail for all the hashers who didn’t bother to do something more interesting with a 3-day weekend. We may just send Gromit out with a bag of flour and see where he takes us.
It wouldn’t be a bad idea to bring a camp chair for the apres picnic dinner.