Hash #1776 – Nuts in May – Hashilton

When:
May 15, 2017 @ 6:30 pm
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Where:
3355 Delaware St
Pittsburgh, PA 15214
USA

Who: Major Pecker, Narco Polo, and Cream of Mushroom

What: Nuts in May – Hash #1776 – Hashilton

Where: 3355 Delaware Street, Pittsburgh PA 15214 (around back)

When: Monday, May 15th, 6:30PM

Why: USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

Cost: $5 for non members, or just kick that $5 towards your $15 membership, you bum

Seventeen… Se-se-seventeen… Seventeen seventy six. How does a rag tag, volunteer kennel in need of a shower, somehow lay a trail in chalk and flour? How do we emerge with beer from the quagmire, leave the shiggy field raising cups of PBR higher? Yo. Turns out we have a secret weapon, a tradition you know and love that’s not afraid to step in, it’s constantly confusing confounding the new boot hashmen everyone give it up for everyone’s favorite Pittsburgh tradition!

Nuts in May!

It’s takin this kennel by the reins, making shiggy socks redder with blood stains

Nuts in May!

And it’s never gonna stop til it makes ’em drop and scratches them up and scrambles up their brains

Nuts in May!

Watch it engagin’ ’em, evadin’ ’em, enragin’ ’em its

NUTS IN MAY!


Come join Major Pecker, Narco Polo, and Cream of Mushroom on the third trail in the Nuts in May series. Since it’s trail #1776, bring your patriotic, colonial fighting spirit as we bushwack through some thicc shiggy on a fine May evening. We’ll provide food and beer for trail and apres, but bring a few brewskies for yourself for the on-out. The on-out and apres are semi-dog friendly, you’ll need to keep fido leashed and out of the house. I make no promises about trail, so bring your pooch at your own (and his/her) risk.