PITTH3 #116

I’m tired of all these millenials bragging about their PITTH3 trail count. They forget who were the original trail whores, Defender and myself. Back in the day, when we founded PITTH3, we had to hare just about every trail because no one else wanted to. Where were they then? Probably on their high school lunch break eating salty pretzels! I have half a mind to start haring every other week just to teach these youngsters a lesson. My reign of terror will be like a mushroom cloud! Bwahahahahaha!

So listen up you wankers! Come to trail at Bootleggers on September 29 so that aspiring trail whore (and millennial) Gay Horse Dancer, Spermit, and myself can put you where you belong, below me on the trails hared count.

-Cream of Mushroom