PITTH3 #91

When:
February 18, 2016 @ 6:30 pm – 11:45 pm
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Where:
Scratch (formerly Billy's)
1720 Lowrie St
Pittsburgh, PA 15212
USA
Cost:
$5 Hash Cash
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Where: Scratch, 1720 Lowrie St, Pittsburgh, PA 15212

When: Thursday, February 18, 2016 at 6:30pm

Who: The Blondetourage (Lips of Steel, Shitty Titty, & Pounded in the Can)

Why: Because blondes do it better!!!!

This trail is A to A.

Trail difficulty from 1-5,  with 5 being the highest:

Shiggy: 4

Poison Ivy: 0

Hills: 5

Sexiness of the hares: 10+

Portions of the trail are not dog friendly. Since the bar is not dog friendly either, we ask that the pups be left at home. Vibram shoes or any other shoe with thin soles are not recommended. Tutu’s are optional. A head lamp is necessary!

Cupid was not good to the Blondetourage – Lips didn’t have anyone to kiss, Shitty Titty didn’t have a gang bang, and Pounded in the Can did not get pounded. Join the three of us as we traverse the streets looking for love in all the right, but more likely wrong, places.

This trail will resemble bad relationships. Everything starts out nice and lovey dovey with flowers and chocolates in the evening followed by hot sex and mimosas in the morning. Until one day, when you find yourself walking on glass and dodging bullets.

We only ask that when it’s all over, can we still be friends?

The owner of Scratch is very excited to have us. The kitchen closes at 10pmhowever, he is willing to feed us later than that if food orders are placed prior to chalk talk.

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