1118 S Braddock Ave
Pittsburgh, PA 15218
USA
TN@H3 Trail #10: Huzzah for Frick Park!
Location: The Loft
1118 South Braddock Avenue
Pittsburgh, PA 15218
Time: Meet at 6:30 PM, on-out at 7:00
Harriettes: Sir Vix, Bendy, and Bitch in Heat
It’s that time of the month again! Cum join all the hashing ladies for a trail that promises, just like your hares, to be a great time! The actual trail is fido-friendly BUT on-out bar is NOT! Bring a dry bag as this trail has the potential to make you moist… very, very moist.
Trail has a hill rating of 3.69, a PI rating of 2, and a length rating of fuck it. Cum with a slightly competitive spirit as there will be a game in which you will have the chance to win prizes and glory*. Cum early and stay late: there will be punch and pie!**
Hash cash is $5; bring a virgin.
Call or text Sir Vix @ 412-443- 5030 for trail info, if you have a question, for useless facts about Alexander Hamilton, for compliments, a song, or for a lecture about life choices and how we all make them. For a good time, call Handycock.
*there are no actual prizes but you can leave with all the glory you can carry
**there will not be any actual punch or pie unless by punch you mean beer and by pie you mean orange food.