PITT TRAIL # 136: Hairy Twatter and the Goblet of Beer
Pittsburgh Inebriated Thirsty Thirsday Hash House Harriers
Headmistress: K9-69, we think…still.
(Order , First Class, Grand Prop. Of All Trails Northside, Chf. White Fluff Dog Owner, Supreme Indoor Blesser, International Confed. of No IPAs)
We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted to the Trail #136 at Ryan’s Pub and Grill (607 S Braddock Ave, Pittsburgh PA 15221). Please find enclosed a list of all necessary details and equipment.
Term begins on 25 May. We await your owl by no later than 24 May…or not, whatever.
UNIFORM: This is a costume themed trail, you are highly encouraged to come dressed in your finest Harry Potter Universe themed garb or accessories!!!
All First Time Wizards and Witches will require:
1. Shiggy Socks – Trail is prone to venturing into the Forbidden Forest
2. One plain pointed headlamp (bright) for night wear
3. One pair protective gloves(or anything similar to aid climbing and avoid poison ivy)
4. One summer cloak (light, with fastenings)
5. 1 wand or other pointy like object
6. 11 Sickles Hash Cash (That’s $5 for you novices)
Please note that all hasher’s outfits should carry your house colors or be Harry Potter themed in some way. If you are unsure of your house refer to the banner image to discern which of the 4 house colors best suits you: Slytherin, Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw. We have also attached a basic test for your sorting if you so desire; please see the attached link: https://www.buzzfeed.com/eleanorbate/accurate-af-sorting-quiz
We will be starting at Ryan’s Pub and Grill, which is not quite Hogwarts, but Ireland is close enough and still in the EU so you can just deal with it. Trail will be laid in standard white floo powder, and while it might not instantly transfer you to Knockturn Alley, you’re still going to want to follow it to avoid all the Muggles. While we can’t promise any fine English Ales at the Beer Stops, we can promise some may appear on trail or at circle prizes. One Butterbeer stop is also guaranteed along with fresh crisps and biscuits between legs. We highly discourage and also outright ban any race-ist behaviour on trail; this means keep any of your Mudblood talk out of it. Squibs are also permitted on trail as we are all welcoming.
1 vessel (metal or plastic, standard pint size)
1 set hashtags or necklace
1 set brass balls
Hashers may also bring, if they desire, a goose, OR a drama llama, OR a sloth.
Fantastic Beasts are also permitted (Dogs)
PARENTS ARE REMINDED THAT FIRST TIME WIZARDS AND WITCHES ARE NOT ALLOWED TO BRING THEIR TECHNOLOGY ON TRAIL
Double Stuffed, Sir Vix, Schoolhouse Cock, and Just Jeff
Hares: Gay Horse Dancer & Drunk Dynasty
Where: James Street Gastropub & Speakeasy
422 Foreland St, Pittsburgh, PA 15212
Hash Cash: $5
Why: To run a longer, harder trail and enjoy the shit out of it!
This is the sad trail nobody wanted.
We promise absolutely nothing special. Everybody else knew it was a terrible time to hare– so it fell to us to pick up the slack. We will deliver a superbly shitty, sloppy seconds Northside trail for all the hashers who didn’t bother to do something more interesting with a 3-day weekend. We may just send Gromit out with a bag of flour and see where he takes us.
Follow the White Rabbit to Wonderland!
PGH-H3’s 34th Analversary Campout, June 2-4, 2017
If the world has absolutely no sense who’s stopping us from inventing one?
Come play with us in Wonderland! The Caterpillar asks “Who are YOU?” and in our Wonderland you get to choose! Are you the Mad Hatter? Tweedledum or Dee? The Queen of Hearts? The March Hare? The Cheshire Cat? Alice?
There is a place, like no place on earth. A land full of wonder, mystery, and danger. Some say, to survive it, you need to be as mad as a hatter. We’re entirely bonkers, but I’ll tell you a secret, ALL the best people are. Imagination is the only weapon in the war against reality.
In this war half-minds will create our own reality with some very twisted trails and Wonderland-inspired revelry. “Every adventure requires a first step,” so won’t you come join us?
Early Hare Special: $80, opens 2/8 @ noon, ends 2/22
Regular Rate: $90 until 5/1 (rego by 5/1 to guarantee weekend habby)
Late Rabbit Rate: $100 after 5/1 (you’ll get habby if we have extras)
Rego includes: Friday & Saturday trails, bottomless beer, 5 delicious meals (Friday dinner, Saturday breakfast/lunch/dinner, and Sunday breakfast), fun & games, Saturday night costume contest and party, unapologetic debauchery, a live Hasher band, haberdashery, endless dress-up possibilities, as well as a very nice place to pitch your tent! The campground is entirely private, a short drive outside of the city, and there are hotels nearby if you’d rather sleep indoors.
Bonus Feature: We’re hosting a very special race-ist event as part of the “Triple Crown Weekend Series” with H5 and Charm City.
Click on the White Rabbit below to go to HashRego…
Or click here: https://hashrego.com/events/pgh-h3-campout-weekend-2017
When: Friday, 6/9
Details: Time, location, and additional details TBD.
Who: E=MCHammered & Cuntscaper
When: Sunday, 6/11
Details: location and additional details TBD.