BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//192.3.201.55//NONSGML kigkonsult.se iCalcreator 2.26.9// CALSCALE:GREGORIAN METHOD:PUBLISH X-FROM-URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp X-WR-TIMEZONE:America/New_York BEGIN:VTIMEZONE TZID:America/New_York X-LIC-LOCATION:America/New_York BEGIN:STANDARD DTSTART:20231105T020000 TZOFFSETFROM:-0400 TZOFFSETTO:-0500 RDATE:20241103T020000 TZNAME:EST END:STANDARD BEGIN:DAYLIGHT DTSTART:20240310T020000 TZOFFSETFROM:-0500 TZOFFSETTO:-0400 RDATE:20250309T020000 TZNAME:EDT END:DAYLIGHT END:VTIMEZONE BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123352@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T164143Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:
Who: The Black Clap and Spermit
\nWhere: 412 Brewing
\nWhy: Hashing is great\, you love it\, and
\nyou likely need a be
er or two
\nCome join us at 412 Brewing for a beer or two before trai
l. Trail will obviously be short\, flat\, shiggy free\, and well thought o
ut.
What could be sexy about a lazy\, fat orange cat who loves l asagna and hates Mondays\, a dumb dog who is more tongue and eyeballs than actual animal\, and a clumsy and geeky dork who plays accordion and dance s to polka? You’re about to find out! Come just us for some comic strip wo rthy galavanting across the neighborhood of Garfield\, feel free to dress up as Garfield characters if you’re hoping to be a fraction as sexy as you r honorable hares. Trail will be laid in lasagna\, no flour or ribbon\; tr ust us because hares never lie. We hope to see you at Purrrrrmantis this T hursday\, or may you be cursed to a life of eternal Mondays!
DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20210617T183000 DTEND;TZID=America/New_York:20210617T220000 GEO:+40.464356;-79.932649 LOCATION:Primanti's Bros. @ 5491 Penn Ave\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15206\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #224\, Scrum\, El Cock\, and Meow URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-224-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123278@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T164143Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,Special Hashes CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Start at Trace. Fuckery to ensue.
DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20210701T183000 DTEND;TZID=America/New_York:20210701T220000 GEO:+40.46409;-79.953337 LOCATION:Trace Brewing @ 4312 Main St\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15224\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #225\, Anal Eaze and Wheelbarrow Willie URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-225-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123357@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T164143Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:2020 was a rough year for everyone\, now it is time to punch Covid in the dick! Cum as we commemorate 8 years of PITT H3 with an incre dibly special festival of lights at welcumming Camp Davis. Cum show us you r post Covid Glow-up while we Blow your minds as we struggle to introduce you to an entire new level of mediocrity. We set our standards low and are rarely disappointed\, but we promise a great weekend filled with great tr ail\, more beer than you can ingest\, and plenty of nudity. Camp Davis is a clothing optional resort that includes running showers\, dancehall\, and heated pool. Bring an open mind and a thirst for beer and you will not be disappointed!
\nWeekend includes: giveaway\, Fancy Friday Meat ‘n’ Greet\, beer mile\, A short\, flat\, and shiggy free trail\, naked shot cr awl\, beer beer beer\, DJ Ray\, and much much more.
\nCamp fees are covered in cost of rego and we will be providing beer starting at 6pm on J uly 23. You will be on your own for food on Friday\, but all meals and bee r will be provided starting at 0700 on July 24 through breakfast on July 2 5. As expected\, trail will be short\, flat\, and shiggy free.
\nPre
cautions will be taken as much as possible to prevent spread of the covid-
19 virus. We are looking for all in attendance to be one of the following:
\n1. Fully vaccinated
\n2. Have a negative Covid test
\n3.
Had Covid already\, recovered and can prove it
\n4. If none of the a
bove- Agree to wear a mask for any time you are in close contact with othe
rs!
Additionally\, if you are under a government mandated Quaranti ne\, test positive\, or are sick Do Not Attend!! A full refund will be giv en!
\n\nCelebratio n of Light / Glow ‘n’ Blow
\n\nTent\, sleeping bag\, luminaries\, open mind\, and t hirst for beer\, bug spray\, hand sanitizer
\nHashRego link: https:/ /hashrego.com/events/pitth3-glow-n-blow-2021
DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20210723T140000 DTEND;TZID=America/New_York:20210725T120000 GEO:+41.053533;-79.941414 LOCATION:Camp Davis @ 311 Redbrush Rd\, Boyers\, PA 16020\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #227\, AGM Campout URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-227-agm-campout/ X-COST-TYPE:free END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123375@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T164143Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Hares: London and Hickey
\nWhere: The Huddle in the SO UTH HILLS!
\nhares: Clap and London
\nstart: Lincoln Avenue Brewing
DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20210812T183000 DTEND;TZID=America/New_York:20210812T220000 GEO:+40.496298;-80.056707 LOCATION:Lincoln Avenue Brewing @ 538 Lincoln Ave\, Bellevue\, PA 15202\, U SA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #229\, London and Clap URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-228-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123377@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T164143Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Join us at the Evergreen cafe for an impeccably planned\, sh ort\, flat\, and shiggy free trail through miles of uncharted\, virgin has h territory. The hares will try to show up before chalk talk.
\nTher e will be one short turkey/eagle split for gimps\, puppers\, and faint of heart. Otherwise\, Fido friendly. We did not see poison ivy\, but we also forgot to look. Tick repellent recommended. Beer stops will be IPA free be cause F*$% that sh*t. We have some standards after all.
\nThe hares look forward to finding out where our trail goes.
DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20210909T183000 GEO:+40.448152;-79.898607 LOCATION:Evergreen Cafe @ 7330 Penn Ave\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15208\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #232\, Wheelbarrow\, ABS\, and Schoolhouse URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-230-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123379@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T164143Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Running\, beer\, and lots of cheer
\nThose were the ing
redients chosen
\nTo create this perfect little trail
\nBut I’ll
Finish Tomorrow\, London Panties Falling Down\, and Meow Ja Trois acciden
tally
\nAdded an extra ingredient to the concoction
\nSTAIRS AND
HILLS
\nThus the Powerpuff girls were born
\nUsing their ultra-
super powers
\nBlossom\, Bubbles\, and Buttercup (can you guess who i
s who?!)
\nHave dedicated their Thursday to laying this trail
\n
And hoping that you’ll love its evil
Please bring a head lamp! Tra il is doggo friendly\, but not kiddo. There will be mild shiggy\, but we w ill be extra spicy ? ?
DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20210923T183000 DTEND;TZID=America/New_York:20210923T220000 GEO:+40.426464;-79.950021 LOCATION:Zano’s H3 @ 3806 Acorn St\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15207\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #233\, Meow\, London Panties\, and I’ll Finish Tomorrow URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-231-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123422@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T164143Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3\,Special Hashes CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:What: This is a PITT hash that will be outside Pittsburgh ci ty limits.
\nWhy: PITT H3 is hosting a Craft Beer Week fun run.
\nWho: Your hares are Just Souvik\, Shameless Cussy\, Anal Eaze\, and T -Bag.
\nMeet at the brewery at 6:30. On out at 7:00. Bring a light s ource!!!
DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20211007T183000 DTEND;TZID=America/New_York:20211007T220000 GEO:+40.396654;-80.185719 LOCATION:Helicon Brewing @ 102 Union Ave\, Oakdale\, PA 15071\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #234\, Craft Beer Week at Helicon URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-234-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123423@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T164143Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Starting at Two Frays
\nGet your sexy or spooky black dresses ready\; we’re getting fancy in here!
\nHares: Scrum\, Shamel ess\, and Just Wayne with Double Stuffed’s ghost
DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20211021T183000 GEO:+40.465086;-79.94222 LOCATION:Two Frays @ 5113 Penn Ave\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15224\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #235\, A Black Dress Affair URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-235-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123424@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T164143Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Parking lot boozie slushes at the same venue Limp Bizkit and P. O. D. performed at 4 years ago? The second no fucks given hash is goin g to be ???
\nIf driving\, don’t park in the getgo parking lot. You most likely will be towed. Morewood and Broughton have street parking.
\nFido-friendly.
DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20211104T183000 GEO:+40.454598;-79.945808 LOCATION:GetGo @ 4924 Baum Blvd\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15213\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #236\, Glitter’s GetGo Smash and Grab with the Turbo Team URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-236-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123512@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T164143Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Write-up provided by the hares: It’s a hash.
\nExtra i nfo: Bring a headlamp. It will be dark. Dress appropriately. It will proba bly be cold.
DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20211118T183000 GEO:+40.454256;-80.000459 LOCATION:Allegheny City Brewing @ 507 Foreland St\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15212\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #238\, Porn Again and Just Luigi URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-237-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123426@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T164143Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3\,Special Hashes CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Sand Turkey: A PITT ANNUAL TRADITION
\nWhat the heck i
s Sand Turkey? That is a good question. Sand Turkey originated during PITT
’s first year of existence way back in 2013… when we would pass bottles ar
ound at shot stops\, play slap the bag\, and make out with random folks wi
thout fear. Oh\, the
\ngood old days. Speaking of PITT’s first year\,
have you ever read the PITT Charter? You should. There are rules\, and yo
u could be quizzed during trail and will be shamed if you don’t know the r
ules. https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/pitth3-charter/
So\, Sand Turkey…
What is it? This annual PITT tradition of running a short\, flat\, no fun\
, shiggy-free trail while drinking WAY too much to escape the clutches of
the hangover monster the next day while having to deal with your family wh
ile paying homage to the glorious Sand Turkey. Legend is the night before
Thanksgiving\, the elusive Sand Turkey comes to Pittsburgh and runs amuck
for one night. How did this tradition start? Well\, the lovely\, Sir Vix\,
is the reason for the season. This is the first Sand Turkey she is not ha
ring\, and she requested that we get hammered. We will do our best to
\nhonor her wishes. Sir Vix created this mythical creature and event to s
ave face during a misunderstanding. Someday when she is back and town\, bu
y her a drink if you really want to hear more of the story. The important
thing is that the tradition lives on on! Original Co-hare ManGurglar has h
ared almost every Sand Turkey since\, and she has other veteran Sand Turke
y hare\, The Black Clap and longtime hasher but virgin Sand Turkey Hare\,
PMS. So you should be in good hands and should plan on
\ntaking an Ub
er home.
Bring your friends\, virgins\, and offbeat coworkers or a stroll through Millvale while chasing mythical Sand Turkeys. Bring money for contra stops and plan to hang out after trail. It’s not going to be fu n at all.
\nMeet up at 6:30 PM at Sidelines for drinks. Hares will b e blessed at 7PM hash time sharp and if the Sand Turkeys judge us favorabl y\, you’ll have a pre-holiday adventure you have probably been on before… or at least dreamt about as a kid.
\nHash cash will be donated to th e Pittsburgh Food Bank\, so bring at least $5.00\, more if you’d like. Do not bring food donations! Cash (and PayPal) donations only this year. Than ks!
DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20211124T183000 GEO:+40.485504;-79.97249 LOCATION:Sidelines @ 621 Evergreen Rd\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15209\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #239\, Sand Turkey with TBC\, PMS\, and Man G URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-238-sand-turkey-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123427@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T164143Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:O cum all ye beerful to PITT-H3’s annual White Elephant “Gif t” Exchange Trail! Cumcatenator\, Schoolhouse Cock\, and Wheelbarrow Willi e will lead Little Drunkard Boys and Girls though a winter wonderland guar anteed to turn Three Wise Men into Three Stumbling Doofuses by the time we ’re done.
\nIf you’d like to participate in the gift exchange\, brin g a shitty gift (<$10\, no deer parts\, or really any rotting body parts\, keep your necrophilia fetish to yourself) with you and we’ll put them in a coat car for folks to unwrap at circle. And regardless of whether you’ve been Naughty or Nice this year\, your hares will have something for each of you.
\nAnd for the uninitiated\, a coat car means entrust your ou ter garments to the hares (what could possibly go wrong?) and we’ll have t hem waiting for you at circle so you don’t have to freeze your arses off w hile we bumble through even more traditions than usual.
\nHash leave s out of Excuses Bar & Grill on Carson Street. Free parking a few blocks a way on Sarah Street East of 29th. White elephant gift and coat car leaves promptly at 7.
DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20211216T183000 GEO:+40.427267;-79.968736 LOCATION:Excuses Bar and Grill @ 2526 E Carson St\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15203\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #241\, White Elephant Trail URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-240-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123515@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T164143Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Cum along with AZ and ICP as they lay a trail to celebrate A Z’s 69!
\nWhere: Mineo’s Pizza House
\nWhen: 12/30\, 6:30pm. O n out at 7:00pm.
\nDetails: It’s cold. Wear layers. It’s dark. Bring a lamp. It’s my 69! Be sure to trim!
\nOn-after: Mineo’s\, of cours e!
\nXoxo down down below!
DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20211230T183000 GEO:+40.432902;-79.923184 LOCATION:Mineo's Pizza House @ 2128 Murray Ave\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15217\, US A SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #242: 69 with Anal Eaze and ICP URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-242-hare-needed-2/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123539@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T164143Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:COVID UPDATE: Because this trail is part of the 2000 celebra tion week\, this trail requires everyone to be fully vaccinated. You will not be able to run trail if you are not vaxxed. The kennels will be sharin g vaccination information throughout the week. Thank you!
\nShameles s’ birthday trail! We’ll celebrate her and our 2000th!
\nThis is an off-week for PITT! More hashy fun as we gear up for the Pgh 2000th trail!< /p> DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20220106T183000 GEO:+40.478879;-79.955708 LOCATION:Blue Moon Bar @ 5115 Butler St\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15201\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #243: Pgh Pre-Lube for 2000th Trail\, Shameless’ Birthday URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-243-pgh-pre-lube-for-2000th-trail- shameless-birthday/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123312@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T164143Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,Special Hashes CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:
Hash #2000: A New Millennium
\nHares: Fuk Stik\, Defender of Peedom\, and Friends
\nCheck-in: 11:00am
\nTrail: 12:00pm
\n\n< p style='font-weight: 400\;'>Holy Shit! How’d we get to #2000?\n
Joi n us for this milestone trail: there will be trail options for hashers of all abilities\, followed by an apres where we’ll celebrate making it to 20 00 by partying into the night with old friends and new ones. Plan on bring ing stories\, memories\, and pictures to share. Hell\, come for the whole weekend as we’ll be having events Wednesday through Sunday!
\nTrail
\nTrail will accommodate hashers of all fitness levels (and sobriety)\, with a walker option\, and ball buster options for those more inclined to traverse the hills and shi ggy we’ve all come to know and love about Pittsburgh H3 trails.
\nHash Start and Check-In
Hash will start from the hash hotel (SpringHill Suites\, 223 Federal St\, PGH) with check-in o pening at 11 am.
\nPack away at noon (we’re going to try to b e prompt about that).
\nApres
\nThe Ap res will be held at the North Shore Elks Lodge\, a short walk from the has h hotel.
\nFood and drink will be provided\, but top shelf libations are on you.*
\nExpect to hear stories from PGH H3 hashers and visit ors from different generations\, share stories with people you haven’t see n in decades\, and to check out the photo albums of runs you had forgotten about and hashers you no longer recognize (like your younger self!).
\nThere will be a short circle\, but we want to focus on giving people time to hang out and swap stories. And several hash songmeisters have alre ady claimed a corner of the venue for some heavy duty dog bayi…singing of hash songs!
\nOnce we get kicked out of the venue (around 7 or 8 pm) \, we’ll make the move to another venue (TBD).
\n\n
*There wi ll be a cap on the bar tab. We don’t expect to hit it\, but you might bri ng a few extra $$$ in case we do. Bringing money to tip your bartender is also always a good thing.
\n\n
Other Stuff
\nProof of vaccination will be required for this event. To re gister\, you’ll need to send us a photo of your vaccination card.
DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20220108T110000 SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:Hash #2000: A New Millennium URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/hash-2000-a-new-millennium/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123540@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T164143Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,Special Hashes CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:COVID UPDATE: As part of the 2000 celebration week\, this ev ent requires everyone to be fully vaccinated. You will not be able to atte nd if you are not vaxxed. The kennels will be sharing vaccination informat ion throughout the week. Thank you!
\nFor the last run in the 2000 w eek\, we’re doing a pick-up trail! Here’s how it will work:
\nYour H areRaiser\, Anal\, will make you sign in when you arrive. This means you w ill write your name on a piece of paper\, and that piece of paper will go into a baggy. After everyone has arrived\, Anal will draw a piece of paper out of the baggy\, maybe two depending on how she feels\, and that person will be the hare for that leg of trail. No worries–you’ll get a few minut es to look at a map\, and Anal can give you ideas on where to go. Your Har eRaiser will provide the flour\, flour bags\, and chalk for trail.
\nAll beer stops will be contra on this trail\, and the hares will be encou raged to look for places that have outdoor space available\, if possible. There will be a minimum of two contra stops\, maybe more… we’ll see how it goes. Your HareRaiser will share the circle location with the final hare\ , and they can run us back! We’ll have some PBR and some other offerings a t circle.
\nBe prepared with money\, your ID\, and a mask because so me places still require them.
\nYou should probably leave doggos at home since this trail is unscripted and all contra stops.
\nQuestion s? Ask a question in the fb event or email Anal Eaze at pghhareraiser@gmai l.com
DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20220109T120000 GEO:+40.46409;-79.953337 LOCATION:Trace Brewing @ 4312 Main St\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15224\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:Hash 2000: Hangover Pick-up Trail URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/hash-2000-hangover-trail/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123490@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T164143Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Where: Mt. Royal Inn\, 1 Beyrleye Ave\, Pittsburgh\, PA 1522 3
\nWhen: 6:30pm\, On Out at 7:00pm
\nIs it fair to catch the
hare?
\nWould you grab it\, that silly rabbit?
\nYou\, fine houn
d\, may run for beer\,
\nbut this poor hare runs for fear\,
\nth
at you may grab my rabbit ears\,
\nand make me chug some down down be
ers.
\nAnd so it is that I must flee\,
\ncuz if you win then woe
is me.
\nSo don’t be cross at my misdirection\,
\nJust go back
and make a course correction\,
\nand fear not cuz if you can persever
e\,
\nthen you will get your shitty beer.
\nMt. Royal Inn does n
ot take plastic\,
\nso bring some cash and don’t be spastic.
\nT
hey have a kitchen that might not close\,
\nespecially if some virgin
s lose their clothes.
\nGlenshaw is where trail lay\,
\nso bring
a light\, it’s dark not day.
\nAnd with this I bid adieu\,
\nif
you come to trail…fuck you.
Festive details cumming soon!
DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20220310T183000 GEO:+40.408716;-79.908202 LOCATION:Golden Age Beer Co. @ 337 E 8th Ave\, Homestead\, PA 15120\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #248\, PA and Scrum: Koi Birthday URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-248-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123544@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T164143Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:ATTENTION ALL YOU CREATIVE HALF-MINDS!
\nThe time has come to replace Swing Low as the closing song for PITT. Mismanagement sat around and scratched our asses trying desperately to think of something to replace it\, but we got nothin’. That’s where you come in!
\nWe are holding a contest to find our new closing song. Here are the rules. Pay a ttention!
\nSome additional info: If you come up with a pretty groovy song that d oesn’t win\, no worries! If we like it\, we’ll add it to the Hash Hymnal a nd sing it sometimes in circle. It just won’t be the closing song. Also\, in order to win the hearts of your fellow Hashers\, consider using a famil iar tune that a lot of people know: Mr. Rogers’ songs\, Pittsburgh Polka\, shit like that. We are half-minds and have a tendency to gravitate toward s what we know. This is not a requirement\, just a suggestion.
\nLog istics for the actual contest: We’ll all gather at 6:00pm under the 40th S treet Bridge in Lawrenceville. We’ll drink beer\, and the RA will run the contest. Someone will win. Others will cry. We’ll drink more beer.
\nQuestions? Hit up your PITT MM: Defender\, Cock in a Net\, Sphincter\, Cu ffed\, AZ\, or Clap. They may not have an answer\, but they’ll make someth ing up.
DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20220331T180000 GEO:+40.471964;-79.966379 LOCATION:Under the 40th Street Bridge SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT Closing Song Contest URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-closing-song-contest/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123545@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T164143Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Here it is folks\, the trail no one’s been waiting for! Just Carla\, Jinkies\, Jousting for Jesus\, and JMyHogNMe want to take you on a wild ride over\, under\, around\, inside\, and deep inside the far-easte rn edges of the city\, a seldom-explored treasure just waiting to be disco vered. Unfortunately\, most of the scouting sessions consisted of Just Car la promising that she would make out with us if we would make out with eac h other first\, and I feel like us guys are REALLY close to getting lucky considering all the work we’ve put in. Or\, put out. So\, as you can imagi ne\, we were pretty distracted and didn’t really plan anything at all\, bu t hey\, we promise to have fun if you do. Trail may or may not contain: ll amas\, monkeys\, coyotes\, mud\, pack-angering shenanigans\, dull alleyway s\, exciting plunges down steep spillways into not-entirely-raw sewage\, s lowly crushing garbage disposals\, police\, beer\, shots\, sports\, and ti cksjaggerspoisonivy.
\nOh\, and did I mention the song contest? The four finalists to become the Official[TM] Pitt Hash Closing Song will be s ung out loud for all to hear at circle\, and yinz jagoffs can choose the o ne you hate least. Look for the lyrics in the comments so you can practice and sing along.
DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20220407T183000 GEO:+40.448083;-79.89853 LOCATION:Evergreen @ 7328 Penn Ave\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15208\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #250\, Just Carla hares a fucking trail URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-250-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123561@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T164143Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,Special Hashes CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:What: Green Dress Run to benefit the Friends of the Riverfro nt
\nWhen: April 16\, 2022 at 12:00pm
\nWhere: VFW on South Si de
\nCost: $20.00
\nHares: ABS and I’ll Finish Tomorrow
\n< p>Details: Slip into a beautiful green frock\, so you can come out and run fancy with us! Your rego includes trail\, beer and snacks on trail\, and admission to the party afterward! Food will be potluck at VFW\, so bring a yummy dish to share. Beer and liquor is on your you at VFW\, but they are very reasonably priced. Bring money and your ID. There may be one contra stop on trail.\nThere will be raffle baskets that you can bid on wi th awesome stuff in them\, so make sure you have lots of cash in your pock et or brazier\, so you can buy lots of raffle tickets and win awesome priz es.
\nAll proceeds will go to raise money for Friends of the Riverfr ont.
\nFor 30 years\, Friends of the Riverfront’s mission has been t o build safe\, clean\, and accessible riverfront trails as part of the Thr ee Rivers Heritage Trail system to create and maintain an outstanding expe rience for trail users while providing economic\, environmental\, and heal th benefits to the Pittsburgh region. Each year the Trail Stewardship Prog ram hosts over a thousand volunteers to care for the trail by picking up l itter\, removing graffiti\, planting and caring for trees\, and removing i nvasive species. The Trail Development Program provides high quality exper tise on trail development to municipal and community partners that has res ulted in 33 miles of developed trail and another 39 currently in developme nt. Friends of the Riverfront also promotes the trail through community ou treach\, map distribution\, trail user support\, and events.
\nClick here to rego ! Only $20!
\nYou can also pay $20 cash at the door if you prefe r. No PayPal at the door.
\nDTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20220416T120000 GEO:+40.429326;-79.977701 LOCATION:VFW South Side @ 1930 Sidney St\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15203\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:Hash #2014\, Green Dress Run URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/hash-2014-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123786@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T164143Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:
Another Plan B trail! One of our hares is POSITIVEly not goi ng to make trail tomorrow\, so that trail will be rescheduled to a future off-week in May. To fill the gap\, your fearless GM\, Defender of Peedom\, is haring a total shit show instead! Start is BYOB and will be under the 40th St Bridge ala PITT style.
\nWe’ve had several hashers test posi tive this week after Green Dress\, so don’t be a wank: Stay home if you fe el like shit. Social distance a bit on trail. Wear a mask if it makes you more comfortable. Stay home if you’re worried.
\nBut the trail must go On-On!
DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20220421T183000 GEO:+40.471982;-79.966435 LOCATION:Under the 40th Street Bridge SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #251\, Defender Against Covid URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-251-defender-against-covid/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123547@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T164143Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Boy howdy have we got a trail for you. Just Dave\, MyHogNMe\ , Scrum Guzzler\, and the legendary Sherpes will unite to deliver a death march that should really piss everyone off. But hey\, it’s an off week\, s o why are you cumming anyway? Expect friendly muggles\, angry muggles\, me chashiggy\, dastardly falses\, expensive beer at pre-lube\, shit beer at c ircle\, a history lesson\, probably ghosts\, covert ops\, and who knows wh at else. Catch us if you can!
DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20220526T183000 GEO:+40.464488;-79.982292 LOCATION:Scratch and Co. @ 1720 Lowrie St\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15212\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #254\, If a Middle Finger Emjoi Were a Trail URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-261-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123517@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T164143Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,Special Hashes CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Hares: Liquher Cookie & Honeynut Squirreleo
\nWhat: PGH H3 #2020
\nWhen: May 29th\, 2022 at 6:00pm\, on out at dusk
\nWhere: 1214 Cloverfield Drive\, Baldwin 15227
\nWhy: Because we love and never forget.
\nCorrection to the previously presented Memorial Sunrise Hash. After talking with a bunch of you\, this hash has been changed to the “Me morial Sunset Hash”. It’s become apparent that you don’t want to wake up a t 4:30 AM to do trail and drink\; and we certainly don’t want to either. S o\, we’ll be meeting up at Liquher Cookie’s place (1214 Cloverfield Drive\ , 15227) at 6:00ish PM \, enjoy a prelube along with a delicious meal tha t only Cookie can concoct\, then on out to celebrate the lives that are no longer with us. Afterwards we’ll resume back at Cookie’s place for a more celebrations and libations. There will be music\, beer\, dance if you wa nt to\, and the comradery that we all know and love with being hashers.
\nI know\, it’s been said\, “trail will be short\, flat and dry” only to find out that the hares lied… but really\, t his one WILL BE short\, some fun\, easy shiggy\, a very easy hill or two a nd I hope the hash gods smile upon us and give us a rain free\, dry trail (something that we can’t control). This trail is all about celebrating tho se that have passed. Cookie and I have got a trail saved for the fall that will be worthy of your fears. This is not that trail. With that said\, I hope that those that would like to memorialize your fallen hasher’s but f eel hesitant because you may not feel like you’re the hasher that you once was will feel equally welcome to participate in this celebration. Please pass this message on to anyone that you know that fits into that category. And for those that want a little more trail\, there will be a slightly mo re challenging eagle trail for you as well.
\nI really hope to see all of you there. It will be a hash that you’ll feel good about and that you’ll remember.
\nWho is ready for the weekend!?! Hopefully you don’t have to work at all on Friday\, and hopefully we have some visitors to show them a shit PITT Trail. We will have a lot of beer and some running. Maybe the o ther way around. We’ll start at a brewery. We’ll run to more beer. We may run uphill\, or we may stay flat. It could really go either way depending on how I’m feeling and if the RA remembers to bless the hares\, per the ch arter. We’ll have good beer\, hopefully no one will get arrested. Bring mo ney just in case. Dog friendly. There’s a good chance we’ll have pizza at stop. Likely the one right before we climb some big hills. I’ll bring my k ids’ chalk so the pack can mark true trail and we can move through trail q uickly\, drink more beer and enjoy company and more drinks! If there’s any thing I’m forgetting\, or you have any questions call or text my cell: 814 .657.4173
DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20220602T183000 GEO:+40.451951;-80.01596 LOCATION:412 Brewery @ 847 Western Ave\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15233\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #255\, Pre-Lube to Pgh Weekend\, Man G URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-254-pre-lube-to-pgh-weekend/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123927@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T164143Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Hares: Hickey and London
\nWhere: Sly Fox at Highline (THE NEW LOCATION! NOT DOWNTOWN)
\nDetails cumming soon! This is an off-week for PITT! More hashy fun!
DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20220609T183000 GEO:+40.43041;-79.995833 LOCATION:Sly Fox Pgh Brewery at the Highline @ 46 S 4th St\, Pittsburgh\, P A 15203\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #256\, Shriveled in London and Hickey URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-256-shriveled-in-london-and-hickey / X-COST-TYPE:free X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123653@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T164143Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:What is a juggalo?
\nLet me think for a second
\nO
h\, he gets butt-naked
\nAnd then he walks through the streets
\nWinking at the freaks
\nWith a two-liter stuck in his butt-cheeks.<
/p>\n
Whoop whoop\, what up my ninjas? With ten years of hashing coming up\, I finally decided to embrace my juggalo life style of slurping faygo and whoop whooping at the moon and give you a proper wicked clowns trail. With my two co-clowns Jinkies and Just Cody\, I would like to welcome you to the dark carnival.
\nNOTE: Brillobox requires proof of Covid vacc ination. Make sure to bring your vax card or a pic of it to show them. Tha nks!
\nShiggy Rating – 1.5
\nPI Rating – 1
\nHill Rating – It’s Pittsburgh
\nFaygo Rating – 5
Who: Defender of Peedom & Shrivel ed in London
\nWhen: July 14\, 2022 6:30 PM
\nWhere: Defender and Man G’s
\n412 Birmingham Avenue Pittsburgh PA 15210
\nWhy: PITT H3 #259 Bastille Day
\nCome celebrate the land that gave us Pasteurizatio n\, the Guillotine\, kissing\, and of course freedom fries as we set on a Quatorze Juillet adventure. The neighborhood of Carrick is named after the birthplace of King Louis XIV\, so we decided that it would be the perfect place to celebrate Bastille Day. Trail will be laden with all sorts of Fr ench delicacies as we scour the countryside in search of the finest bière that Carrick has to offer. The ample fine wines and champagnes will undoub tedly quell any uprising as you forget that you desperately wish to behead your fiendish hares.
\nà votre santé
DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20220714T183000 GEO:+40.403972;-79.980817 LOCATION:Defender and Man G’s @ 412 Birmingham Ave\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15210\ , USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #259\, Defender and Shriveled in London URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-257-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123657@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T164143Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:PITT H3’s CRAMalot and the search for the Golden Ale.
\n< p>Join King Arthur and his Knights of the Round Table on their quest to fi ll their goblets with the holy Golden Ale. For Nearly a decade the Kingdom was rich with ales of the best\, but an unexpected drought has left their bellies full of only piss and swill. Is a rival kingdom cutting off the s upply? Has God himself cursed the kingdom? Or are they simply in need of a new Beermeister to replenish the coolers with finest IPA’s and Lagers?\nThe quest will not be easy\, they are sure to encounter sole sucking mud\, man eating ticks\, taunting Frenchmen\, and witches that may turn t he brave knights into nudes. You must shave your shrubbery and your herrin g or the Knights who say PEE will not let you pass. You will be cursing th e killer hares by the time you reach the circle of death\, but if fortune looks upon you\, you will discover the speed at which the unclothed local swallows.
\nWeekend includes: giveaway\, Fancy Friday Meat ‘n’ Greet \, Queer mile\, A short\, flat\, and shiggy free trail\, Medieval Games\, naked shot crawl\, beer beer beer\, DJ Ray\, and much much more.
\nC amp fees are covered in cost of rego and we will be providing beer startin g at 6pm on July 29. You will be on your own for food on Friday\, but all meals and beer will be provided starting at 0700 on July 30 through breakf ast on July 31. As expected\, trail will be short\, flat\, and shiggy free .
\nPrecautions will be taken as much as possible to prevent spread of the covid-19 virus\, if you are under a government mandated quarantine\ , test positive\, or are sick Do Not Attend!! A full refund will be given!
\nCamp Davis is a private\, gay owned & operated\, clothing opt ional campground. We embrace everyone gay\, straight or anything in-betwee n. Our goal is to provide a friendly\, safe & comfortable environment for all no matter how you identify. The campground is complete with running ho t showers\, dancehall and heated pool.
\n\nCRAMalot and the Search for the Golden Ale p>\n
\nTent\, sleeping bag\, luminaries\, open mind\, and thirst for beer\, bug spray\, hand sanitizer
\nHASHREGO LINK: https://hashrego.com/events/pitth3- cram-a-lot-2022?fbclid=IwAR2s_Mt1pVpbari7jfFIrsyxN3AFtg6jRZhcp6WHNgVtG1m0H pGiEL1G2cY
\nHare: Cuffed
\nDTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20220729T180000 DTEND;TZID=America/New_York:20220731T160000 GEO:+41.053533;-79.941414 LOCATION:Camp Davis @ 311 Redbrush Rd\, Boyers\, PA 16020\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #261\, CRAMalot Campout Weekend URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-258-agm-campout/ X-COST-TYPE:free END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123632@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T164143Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,Special Hashes CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:
Drop boats\, tubes\, river beer and supplies at Edmon trailh
ead (40.528905\,-79.495083) at 10am. We will have method to secure them. P
roceed to Roaring Run trail head for on out at 11. We will provide running
trail beer and munchies. You will bring beer for start and on float.
\nEagle trail = 6+ miles\, Turkey = 4 miles. Float 4 miles\, tubes\, unic
orns toddlers swim sleeves acceptable. Dogs are up to the owner\, there is
no severe shiggy. This is a beautiful trail.
\nIf you want to just r
un the trail and not float\, we can discuss logistics. Same if you just wa
nt to float.
Who: Assotope\, Projectile Dog Shit\, Shameless Cussy
\n< p>When: September 8\, 2022 6:30 PM\nWhere: D’s Six Pack & Dogs 1118 S Braddock Ave Swissvale\, PA 15218
\nWhy: PITT H3 #264
\nHav e you ever wondered why Cleveland is a practically dead kennel? Or why Ass otope always says he lays trail like an ass? How bad could it be? Well now is your chance to find out. Come on out and run the trail of two former C LE GMs on Assotope and Dog Shit’s virgin Pitt haring. Hopefully Shameless can reign in our antics.
DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20220908T183000 GEO:+40.432018;-79.893845 LOCATION:D's Six Pax and Dogs @ 1118 S Braddock Ave\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15218 \, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #264\, Assotope\, PDS\, and Shameless URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-262-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123661@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T164143Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Yinz ready for some hashing n’at? Bring a headlamp ya bunch of jags\, it is getting dark early. Shiggy socks might not be a bad idea. you can leave the trail shoes at home unless we get some moisture.
\nShiggy Level – 6
\nPI Level – 6
\nBeer Level – 69
Rear End’s happy hour ends at 6 unfortunately but if you get there early it is 2 dollars off.
\nOn after across the street at Porky’s Plain Old Bar
.
\n34 Bridge St\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15223
Fresh off Covid\, AZ is layin’ some fresh trail in the beaut iful South Hills with ABS and Just Arjun! Shiggy won’t be too much\, and t rail is Fido friendly. Headlamp is recommended. Cum out to your fav-o-rite part of the Burgh for a rompin’ good time! Love you bitches!
DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20221006T183000 GEO:+40.409136;-80.024877 LOCATION:The Huddle (South Hills\, baby!) @ 1648 Broadway Ave\, Pittsburgh\ , PA 15216\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #266\, AZ\, ABS\, and Just Arjun URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-264-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124021@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T164143Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Gay Horse Dancer\, Cums Quietly\, and Just Mark welcome hash es of all kinds to go on a mostly flatish\, shiggy freeish\, and of course booze fueled frolic through the beautifulish city of Youngstown. Join us as we show off some our favorite local bars and the kind of sort of locall y famous Mill Creek Metropark. Also probably a cemetery? Anyway – on out a t Westside Bowl around 3ish? Timing is tricky because one of the bars is o pening early JUST FOR US! So special. Come prepared for a contra stop. Tra il is Fido friendlyish but the bars are not. We plan on hanging out at Wes tside on after for more booze and bowling – so feel free to join! Limited crash space available for those to get a little too silly. Welcome to “the other steel city”\, let’s get weird.
DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20221015T140000 GEO:+41.102613;-80.698397 LOCATION:Westside Bowl @ 2617 Mahoning Ave\, Youngstown\, OH 44509\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:Hash #2040\, Youngstown Hash URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/hash-2040-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123663@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T164143Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Details cumming soon!
\n…Not really. The hares didn’t tell me anything! Love\, AZ
DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20221020T183000 GEO:+40.467025;-80.03439 LOCATION:Hyside Lounge @ 2650 California Ave\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15212\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #267\, AC/DC and Jinkies URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-265-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123643@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T164143Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,Special Hashes CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Pittsburgh H3 is going to raise some money for Girty’s Woods and have a kickass Halloween party while we do it! We’ll meet at the ware house to have a beer and drop off potluck food. Then we’re out on for a sp ooky trail! After trail\, we’ll come back to the warehouse for circle\, fo od\, beer\, dancing\, a costume contest\, and more!
\nCost is $25 be fore the event and $30 at the door. We’re asking that you sign up to bring something for the potluck:
\nhttps://www.perfectpotluck.com/meals.php?t=ZOUK684 7
\nYour 25 bucks gets you admission\, beer\, trail\, and lots o f fun\, spooky surprises throughout the night. Bring cash for raffle ticke ts. We’ll have lots of fun baskets and prizes to auction off\, plus a 50/5 0 drawing!
\nStuff to bring: headlamp for trail\, cash\, a potluck o ffering\, a thirst for beer\, a love of all things Halloween!
\nTher e will be an area where you can change into a more elaborate costume if yo u don’t want to wear your whole costume on trail. (And by an area\, I mean a sheet you can stand behind. We won’t have any vanities to use for apply ing makeup. It’s in a warehouse after all…)
\nQuestions? Hit up Anal Eaze by emailing pghhareraiser@gmail.com or message her on fb. If she doe sn’t know the answer to your question\, she’ll peer into her crystal ball to find the information you seek.
\nRSVP here on HashRego: htt ps://hashrego.com/events/pgh-h3-haunted-halloween-for-girtys-woods
\nInformation about Girty’s Woods Charity
\nAlle gheny Land Trust (ALT) is working to protect 62 acres of stunningly beauti ful farm and forest land in the Girty’s Run Watershed near to downtown Pit tsburgh. This project would protect the health and well-being of current r esidents and future generations\, enhance the long term attractiveness and viability of surrounding communities\, and contribute to overall regional environmental sustainability.
\nProject Details
\nCommunity Benefits of Protection
\nCome celebrate Purple’s unbirthda y! Trail will be short\, relatively shiggy free\, and fun for everyone.
\nWho: Purple Princess\, Bitch’n Heat\, and The Black Clap
\nWhe re: BrewDog Pittsburgh\, 6144 Centre Ave\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15206
\nW hy: It’s Purple’s birthday!
\nTrail is as Fido friendly as any PITT trail except for one part that can be avoided.
DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20221103T183000 GEO:+40.460718;-79.922395 LOCATION:BrewDog @ 6144 Centre Ave\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15206\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #268\, Purple and Clap URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-266-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123665@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T164143Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Join Kink Liaison\, Just Cheyanne\, Maybe Party Shitty\, and Porn Again as we explore Garfield and our bodies. Prepare to get in some intimate situations with your (CONSENTING) fellow hashers.
DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20221117T183000 GEO:+40.465059;-79.942245 LOCATION:Two Frays Brewing @ 5113 Penn Ave\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15224\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #269\, Kama Sutra Trail URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-267-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123666@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T164143Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3\,Special Hashes CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Does anyone know what it means to “Get Pickled”? You’ll find out! It is an old Pittsburgh Hash tradition I learned from Titty Kitty in San Diego. Post your guesses. Pins Mechanical allows dogs inside. The rest of trail is dog friendly. You will need a lig ht. There will be shiggy. Please try to look like a pickle.
DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20221201T183000 GEO:+40.427879;-79.964689 LOCATION:Pins Mechanical Co. @ 407 Cinema Dr\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15203\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #271\, Shriveled in London and Click It URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-269-niiiice-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123649@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T164143Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,Special Hashes CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:A FESTIVUS FOR THE REST OF US!
\nChristmas trail! 10am start. No hash cash necessary\, but th e bar is cash only. If you’ve been extra naughty this year\, you might jus t find some IC Light on trail. If you’ve been extra nice\, you don’t get s hit.
DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20221225T100000 GEO:+40.428861;-79.98656 LOCATION:Jack's @ 1117 E Carson St\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15203\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:Hash #2050\, Lips of Steel and Roadie Ho URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/hash-2050-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123669@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T164143Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Come up and say good riddance to 2022 and toast to 2023!
\nDo you feel 2022 was a great year? Then cum out and celebrate with bee
r!Do you feel 2022 was a dumpster fire? Then cum out and drown those bad m
emories with beer!Did Santa not bring you what you wanted? Then cum out an
d curse that fat bastard over a beer!Too much family time over the holiday
driving you crazy? Then escape and drink beer!
\nReally\, we don’t c
are about your damn feelings\, just cum out and drink beer with Lips and I
FT!Trail will start at Dive Bar on Braddock Ave. Trail will be Fido Friend
ly but don’t bring them into the on-out. The shiggy level will be .69 and
with the warmer temperatures it will likely be a little muddy.
\nThis
shitty year\, expect a shitty trail and you won’t be disappointed!
New Year\, New FU
\nHi there\, welcome to a new year o f hashing. This trail will honor the past whilst embracing the future. The weather will be lovely\, so My HogNMe and Just Joseph look forward to F-i ng U all this Thursday. Trail will be short\, cold\, and above all festive . Flagrantly Underplanned. Fucking Über. Fornicatingly Unprotected. Falses Unlimited. Fashionably Understated. Frustratingly Ubiquitous. FU
\nTrail is Fido friendly. Trail shoes not necessary.
DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20230112T183000 GEO:+40.476352;-79.920908 LOCATION:Park Place Pub @ 5719 Bryant St\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15206\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #274\, MyHogNMe and Just Joseph URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-2xx-myhognme/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124243@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T164143Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:This trail sucks. It’s long and hard just like your dad. You shouldn’t cum.
\nBut if you ignore this hares advice and want to to rture yourself anyway come out to 4 Points for another shitty Koi Boi ™? t rail. Dogs could do trail easily but there is glass and other shit everywh ere at certain parts so only bring your dog if it’s not dumb as hell.
\nThis write up is now over 50 words and satisfies the hare raiser requ ired length for a write up.
DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20230126T183000 GEO:+40.451736;-80.017271 LOCATION:Four Points Brewing @ 919 Western Ave\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15233\, US A SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #275\, The Koi Bois URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-275-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124244@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T164143Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Even though it’s cold\, our love will keep us warm.
\nTurns out our love will be stronger if you wear trail shoes and bring a he ad lamp. Trail is doggo friendly\, I believe On Out is as well. Hares\, on the other hand\, are not friendly.
DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20230209T183000 GEO:+40.478818;-79.97202 LOCATION:Grist House @ 10 E Sherman St\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15209\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #276\, Plea Barkin and Beets URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-276-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124245@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T164143Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Hey there\, my running buds! Are you ready to join the Hash House Harriers on a wild and wacky adventure? We’ll start from a distiller y by a river\, but trust me\, things are gonna get crazy from there!
\nThe trail is gonna be 3-5 miles of pure madness – you’ll have to follow markings made with chalk\, flour\, and whatever else we can scrounge up. And get this – there may be some collapsed bridges and communist memorials to navigate around. But don’t worry\, we’ll make sure you don’t fall in t he river or get brainwashed by any red propaganda!
\nAs we run\, we’ ll encounter all sorts of crazy obstacles – checks\, false trails\, you na me it! And just when you think you’re out of the woods\, we’ll hit you wit h some serious hills. The final climb to the top will be a real gut-buster \, but don’t worry\, the view from up there will make it all worthwhile – you’ll be able to see all the way to the end of the madness we call civili zation!
\nAfter all that running\, you’ll deserve a stiff drink\, so me snacks\, and a chance to share some war stories with your fellow runner s. So come join us on the Hash House Harriers trail – it’s gonna be a wild ride\, full of puns\, dirty jokes\, and all sorts of craziness!
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Location: Kingfly Spirits
\n< p>2613 Smallman St\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15222 DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20230223T183000 GEO:+40.456022;-79.979004 LOCATION:Kingfly Spirits @ 2613 Smallman St\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15222\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #277\, El Cock and Cumcatenate URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-277-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124268@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T164143Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Special Hashes CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Son of the Re turn of the St. David’s Day Hash
\nMarch 1\, 2023 6:30pm
\nHares: Whiff (412-979-3314) and Gooey Decimal (412-716-9118)
\nRed
beard’s Bar & Grill\, 201 Shiloh St\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15211
After a two-year COVID-inspired hiatus\, St. David returns for another round of hide-the-leek. Not only is March 1 the prime day for Welshmen to drink the mselves legless\, it’s also the somethingth anniversary of Gooey Decimal t urning 30. So c’mon out and buy the wee lass a beer and raise your glasses to the Patron Saint of Wales. Sometimes you just have to stop and smell t he daffodils.
\nBring yer penny farthings because not all of the bee r stops are in the wilds or on the hares. Like so many hashes\, trail is F ido-friendly but the indoor gatherings are not.
\nThis is a POORTEX approved hash.
DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20230301T183000 GEO:+40.430139;-80.007382 LOCATION:Redbeard’s Bar and Grill @ Shiloh St\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15211\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:Son of the Return of the St. David’s Day Hash URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/st-davids-day-hash-2/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124246@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T164143Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Jesus’ Irish Hog
\nCelebrate the second cumming! It is written in the striptures that Jesus will die (who kneweth he couldn’t *a ctually* walk on water)\, and later when the planets aligneth he will rise again (at least\, you know\, certain parts of him). As it was written\, s o shall it be.
\nThe purpose of this trail is to demonstrate in real time why Jesus can’t go hashing\, and also beer. He and his cohares\, or should I say fluffers\, hope to meet ye in the Squirrel Hill Sports Bar at 6:30 pm on March 9. Together we will lead you on a vigorous spiritual jou rney as we plan for the rapture. Those interested in surviving at least be yond the night should bring a lighted torch to show you the Way\, and any animals you wish to take with you into valhalla are welcome. Along the pat h we will remember those we have lost\, herald those who are yet to cum\, and endure those who runneth alongside us. In the name of the beer\, and t he fun\, and the run\, may you last all night!
DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20230309T183000 GEO:+40.429418;-79.922452 LOCATION:Squirrel Hill Sports Bar @ 5832 Forward Ave\, Pittsburgh\, PA 1521 7\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #278\, Jesus’ Irish Hog URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-278-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124343@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T164143Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Iron City H3\,Numbered Hashes\,Special Hashes CONTACT:Beets DESCRIPTION: \nICH3#17 Beets – You Can All Kiss My Blarney Stone
\nThis is our 17th hash\, on March 17th\, starting out of Helltown on 17th street in th e strip. There’s a bit of a theme here if you can’t tell. Unlike the last few Iron City hashes\, this will be a live-hared trail.
\nIf you can catch the hare\, you get some lucky charms from my pot-o-gold.
\nBe festive and dress for the occasion.
\nSooooooooo… Join Iron City on yet another boozy Friday night trail.
\nBring a headlamp\, maybe so me monies for contras\, and a good appetite for beer.
\nExpect to be disappointed.
\nCum as you are. We promise nothing\, and bring even less to the table.
\nBring 17 Virgins.
\nWe never charge hash cash.
\nAttendance is mandatory.
\nMeetup @ 06:30PM
\nOn
out @ 7PM
From your hareraiser…
\nNary did the hares provide me with a writeup\,
\nso Anal will freestyle and make some shit up.
\nI’m told trail is dog-friendly\, but start bar is not.
\nWe’re starting at Nico’s where you can get a beer and a shot.
\nSince it’s in Bloomfield\, I guess trail shoes ain’t right\,
\nbut maybe wear layers because it’s an early April night.
\nBring your five bucks\, so you can drink beer and do trail\,
\nand when you see the number o f hares\, you can exclaim\, “WHAT THE HELL?”
\nDTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20230406T183000 GEO:+40.463679;-79.948977 LOCATION:Nico's Recovery Room @ 178 Pearl St\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15224\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #280\, Tardy’s Bday Trail URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-280-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124358@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T164143Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:New Moon DarkSide\,Special Hashes CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:
What: DarkSide Marathon
\nWhere: TBC and Cockles house\
, 3952 McClure Avenue\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15212
\nWhen: Meet at 11am or
so to go over everything and get situated. First mile at 11:30ish.
\nWhy: To push ourselves harder and longer\, but only partially in the dar
k this time!
After a resounding success last year\, DS Marathon is back (RIP DS Overnight). We’re doing a ~2 mile an hour event\, with a Dar kSide twist…because…well…DarkSide doesn’t do it the easy way. The end goal is going to be a marathon of distance over the span of 12 hours\, with ac tivities to keep us active!
\nSome activities that we’re planning on doing: cooking food\, cornhole\, and also…a whole fucking PGH trail!!
\nSchedule:
\nMeet at 11am
\nReview routes\, get situated\, g
et ready
\n11:30ish: Out and back\, the long leg
\nAfter that\,
1 mile every 30 minutes
PGH hash in the middle
\nHash cash: $20 This covers beer\, food\, games\, beer making\, etc. Anything left ove r goes to a charity.
\nAlso\, for each mile that you don’t do\, you pay $1 extra that we will pay out to the charity\, which is World Central Kitchen: https://wck.org/
\nPGH hash event with details: https://www .pgh-h3.com/wp/event/hash-2066-pgh-ds-crossover/
DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20230415T110000 DTEND;TZID=America/New_York:20230415T234500 GEO:+40.486787;-80.040238 LOCATION:Clap and Cockle's House @ 3952 McClure Ave\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15212 \, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:DS#94 – DarkSide Marathon URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/ds94-darkside-marathon/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-COST:$20 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124207@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T164143Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:New Moon DarkSide\,Numbered Hashes\,Special Hashe s CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:In the midst of the DS marathon—a Pgh trail! It’s gonna get fuckin’ weird.
\nHares: DS Mismanagement
\nSo\, there we were ….drinking beer….discussing DarkSide Marathon. We had a fun idea…nay\, a brilliant idea….NO\, a brilliantly stupid and fun idea! Why don’t we do t he PGH hash in the middle of the DS Marathon!?!?!? Add some spice and var iety to things. Add pure cacophony into the mix.
\nThe details: DS Marathon is a charity event. For this part of it\, you’ll pay $5
\nMore details to come later.
\nDS Marathon event details here: https ://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/ds94-darkside-marathon/
DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20230415T140000 GEO:+40.486787;-80.040238 LOCATION:Clap and Cockle's House @ 3952 McClure Ave\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15212 \, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:Hash #2066: PGH-DS Crossover URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/hash-2066-pgh-ds-crossover/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-COST:$5 X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124249@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T164143Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Come celebrate TightE’s favorite holiday. Trail will be appr ox 4.2 miles. Beer stops\, circle\, and on-out will be 420 friendly\, so s moke ‘em if you got ‘em.
DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20230420T183000 GEO:+40.406045;-79.924599 LOCATION:Duck Hollow Trail @ Duck Hollow Trail\, Pittsburgh\, PA\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #281\, Tight-E URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-281-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124395@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T164143Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Off-week PITT fun! Join Hickey and London for a bonus PITT t rail at a new brewery! What could be better than that?
\n***
\nThe hares have been waiting six years for a Pittsburgh microbrewery to op en in South Side. Now that one is open 3 blocks from our house we want to support them by having the hash buy a lot of beer in a 30-45 minutes span. (But please drink responsibly and don’t drive/ride home drunk)
\nTr ail Shoes/Bug Spray: No trail shoes needed for this trail. And I don’t ant icipate any Fuck Me South Side Slopes hill climbs.
\nDogs: Trail wil l be dog friendly. But not sure if the brewery is. They don’t open again u ntil Wednesday so check back Wednesday evening to see if dogs are allowed inside or if they have to wait outside.
\nParking: Don’t park in Asc end’s parking lot and be mindful of zone restrictions . There is plenty of free parking on Josephine (a couple blocks south). Parking is also free i n metered areas after 6PM on Jane and Mary between 20th and 21st. I will p ost again day of the hash to remind everyone about parking.
DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20230427T183000 GEO:+40.426585;-79.975992 LOCATION:Velum Fermentation @ 2120 Jane St\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15203\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #282\, Hickey and London URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-282-hickey-and-london/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124250@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T164143Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3\,Special Hashes CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:A long time a go in a galaxy far\, far\, away two half-minds agreed to go on a date base d on their shared interest in beer and running\, and now you all have to d eal with the consequences.
\nCome on out to Zano’s for the Ma jor and Two Birds May-the-Fourth/Cinco de Cuatro Wedding Hash Spectacular! Wear your best Star Wars/Arrested Development/Wedding attire and bring yo ur lowest expectations!
\nTrail will be wookie and doggo friendly! D on’t forget a headlamp and trail shoes– who knows how long this nonsense w ill take?
\nContact Major Pecker (732-757-9241) with any questions a bout trail\, and get a hold of Two Birds if you find any better potential spouses! (It’s not too late!)
DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20230504T183000 GEO:+40.426473;-79.950014 LOCATION:Zano’s @ 3806 Acorn St\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15207\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #283\, Star Wars Wedding Trail URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-282-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124252@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T164143Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Join Deadwood\, 7 minutes in Heaving\, and El Cock for a mer ry jaunt through scenic Oakland. Deadwood has lived there for a decade and is sick of it but you will get to see every place he has lived on trail. Come on out to Bootleggers which was where Deadwood lost his hash virginit y for a weekend prelube. Trail will be doggo friendly and leave those trai l shoes at home. Trees are dirty and we will avoid them at all costs. Also we should all probably just walk this one\, Deadwood isn’t too speedy in his old age. Of course Heavin and El Cock will be uncatchable.
\nCon tact us for any questions!
\nAlso we will be going to an on after wi th food rather than having food because the hares were too busy fornicatin g to figure it out.
DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20230601T183000 GEO:+40.436993;-79.954659 LOCATION:Bootleggers @ 403 Semple St\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15213\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #285\, Pittsburgh Weekend Pre-Lube: Deadwood URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-284-pittsburgh-weekend-pre-lube/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124214@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T164143Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,Special Hashes CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Pittsburgh Analversary Weekend 2023! Kitties and Cream!!
\nRegister here on HashRego: https://hashrego.com/events/pittsburgh-ana lversary-weekend-kitties-and-c-2023
\nWho doesn’t like a cute little kitty? To pet a nice pussy? To lap up a bit of cream…ice cream of course! To bat some balls around? To be your purrfect selves! To show your sassy cattitude?
\nRemember\, all you knead is love!
\nGet your best kitty cat outfits and come out and join the Pittsburgh Hash as we celebra te another year of catting about and hashing!
\nRego includes Friday and Saturday trails\, bottomless beer\, 5 delicious meals (Friday dinner\ , Saturday breakfast/lunch/dinner\, and Sunday breakfast)\, Friday night b eer exchange\, kitty games\, dancing\, haberdashery\, endless dress-up pos sibilities\, as well as a very nice place to pitch your tent! You’ve got t o be kitten me\, all that beer and fun sounds purrfect!
\nPrice Sche dule:
\nEarly Bird (until 2/12 or 50 regos): $100
\n2/12-4/13 –
$120
\n4/13-6/2 – $140
\nWalkup – $150
Guaranteed Hab c utoff: 4/13
DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20230602T170000 DTEND;TZID=America/New_York:20230604T120000 GEO:+40.601456;-79.759771 LOCATION:Frazier Volunteer Fire Department #2 @ Tarentum\, PA\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:Hash #2073\, Pittsburgh Analversary Weekend 2023! Kitties and Crea m!! URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/hash-2073-pittsburgh-weekend/ X-COST-TYPE:free END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124253@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T164143Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Just Marisa Takes the Plunge
\nGet ready for a night w e’ll try to make you forget as we head over to Hop’s Place on the North Si de in anticipation of a flat*\, all-pavement*\, poison-ivy-free*\, and tic k-free* utopian* romp arahnd northtahn. Just Marisa has never hared a trai l before\, so naturally we put her in charge. As fortune would have it\, s he’s just as much of a masochist as we are (in case you expected a kinder\ , gentler Jinkies-MyHogNMe trail). And also like us\, what this trail lack s in length it makes up for in charm. And remember\, mismanagement is in t he awkward transition phase\, so we’ll probably do whatever we want.
\n*bullshit. You may want trail shoes\, dick spray\, shiggy socks\, a lig ht\, a plastic bubble\, a first aid kit\, and a will. Hell\, you should pr obably stay home.
DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20230615T183000 GEO:+40.472676;-80.03142 LOCATION:Hop’s Place @ 3037 Shadeland Ave\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15212\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #286\, MyHogNMe URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-285-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124455@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T164143Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Special Hashes CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Cum sing songs and drink beer (BYO) with the new RA!
DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20230628T190000 GEO:+40.472849;-79.971201 LOCATION:Millvale Riverfront Park Pavilion @ 70 River Front Dr\, Pittsburgh \, PA 15209\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:Choir Practice URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/choir-practice-4/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124254@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T164143Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Who: Defender of Peedom\, Fuk Stik\, Token’s Little Cuckold<
br />\nWhat: PITT H3’s 10 Year Analversary Trail
\nWhen: June 29th\,
2023 @ 1830
\nWhere: Jack’s Bar 1117 E. Carson St. Pittsburgh\, PA 15
203
\nWhy: To relive the glory days of PITT H3.
On June 27\, 2013\, a group of halfminds (half wits?) pooled their remaining braincells together to start what is known today as the Pittsburgh Inebriated Thirst y Thursday Hash House Harriers. Designed with intention to be more debauch erous\, the younger\, louder\, and snottier group regularly pissed Thursda ys nights into drunken blackouts and obscurity. This week we will be retur ning to our humble beginnings and relive the trail that started it all. Jo in us at Jack’s for a pre-trail Imp & Iron before embarking on a trip thro ugh time on a night you’re sure not to remember. Urban Tap serves food unt il 2300 so if everything goes according to plan we will be able to grab so me quick eats before heading to Belvedere’s Ultra Dive for some late night dancing. Be sure to pack a dry bag\, bad decisions\, and extra condoms be cause this Thursday could get very weird.
\nTrail stats:
\nLeng
th: 3-5 miles
\nGirth: Sufficient
\nShiggy: meh
\nPI: Proba
bly
Questions\, Comments\, & Concerns can be directed to Defender
of Peedom @ 724-953-1907
\nBitches\, Gripes\, & Complaints can be dir
ected to Mismanagement @ pitts.hhh@gmail.com.
We’re going on safari! Anthrocon is happening this weekend\, complete with a block party to party with the furries! So bring your bino culars (or just your cell for fun pics) and help us find all the furry wil dlife we can!
\nDe-TAILS
\nBring your money and ID because on-
out and beer stops are on you. Circle beer is on the hares.
\nIf you
want to dress festive\, feel free! We might find a little hill or two\, bu
t the shiggy index for this trail is damn near zero.
\nFor on-after\,
ACB might have a food truck\, or we can see what the crowds are like and
what the pack is feeling.
\nTrail is at 1:00pm. Pay attention.
\nTechnically\, trail is doggo friendly\, but it’s up to you if Fido will
freak out with a bunch of life-sized stuffed animals running around.
Drink beer and sing some songs! BYOB.
DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20230712T190000 GEO:+40.472849;-79.971201 LOCATION:Millvale Riverfront Park Pavilion @ 70 River Front Dr\, Pittsburgh \, PA 15209\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:Choir Practice URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/choir-practice-5/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124255@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T164143Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Looking for a cash only bar? Lou’s got it. ATM to get that c ash? Lou’s got it. Need a PBR pounder for 3.50? Lou’s got it. Smoker frien dly space? Lou’s got it. Dog friendly back porch? Lou’s got it. Ideal loca tion for walking\, biking\, and parking? Lou’s got it.
\nCome join I CP\, Just Brian\, and Abandon Shit as one of your hares celebrates another year around this rock. Dog friendly trail\, but there is one part they ma y need assistance with through a fence… but there is a longer way around. Normal shoes will work. Tick spray not needed\, but bug spray in general\, sure?
DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20230713T183000 GEO:+40.459339;-79.945188 LOCATION:Lou’s Little Corner Bar @ 4924 Liberty Ave\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15224 \, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #288\, ICP’s Bday trail! URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-287-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124222@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T164143Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,Special Hashes CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:What: Float n Bloat!!!!!!!!!
\nWhere: Redbank Valley Mu
nicipal Park 137 Park Rd\, Fairmount City\, PA 16224 *Meet at Pavilion 4*<
br />\nWhen: Saturday July 15th @ 10:30 AM
\nHares: K9 and High & Dry
\n$20 hash cash
\nhttps://hashrego.com/events/hash-2079-float-n
-bloat-2023
It’s time for everyone’s favorite hash event\, FLOAT N
’ BLOAT! Take a scenic drive up Route 28\, just over an hour north of the
Burgh\, to K9’s hometown of New Bethlehem and beyond. Bring an inflatable
floatation device. I’m going to ask that folks not bring their kayaks beca
use it’s more fun when we are all at the mercy of the current and float at
the same speed. If you must bring your kayak\, consider yourself no longe
r my friend.
\nCamping is available at the Redbank Valley Municipal P
ark at no additional cost to you. We have rented Pavilion 4. It is on the
right as you drive through the park. Look for H3 signage.
\nWhat we w
ill provide: Beer on trail\, Lunch on trail before the float\, Dinner back
at the campground\, Mountain Pie fixins\, Games\, Firewood\, Salt
\n
What you should bring: Floatation device Inflator (there should be several
to use but bring one if you have it)\, Headlamp if you’re camping\, Water
shoes\, Towel\, Dry clothes\, Sense of adventure\, Cooler\, Beer for afte
r trail\, Snacks\, Camp chair\, Tent/sleeping things
\nPlease bring y
our own small cooler for the float. We will transport your coolers and flo
ats to the put-in location. Do NOT blow up your floatie. We will have time
to inflate while eating lunch. Feel free to BYO food and beverages for pa
rtying into the night.
\nThis is a family campground (but they have b
een warned about us) so I ask you all to use your common sense and be resp
ectful! Camping is available Friday night but everything is BYO. The campg
round is on the Redbank Valley Rail Trail so bring your bike and plan to r
ide on your own Friday or Sunday. You’re on your own for breakfast both da
ys. Any questions or concerns\, contact K9 @ (412) 951-2577.
It’s PITT’s 10th analversary and you don’t want to go in wit
hout lubing up your drinking muscles.
\nJoin us as we hit some of the
‘best ofs’ of the city.
Trail will be short\, flat\, and shiggy f ree as all trails in Pittsburgh are. Do hares lie? That’s for us to know a nd you to find out!
\nWhere: Sly Fox at the Highline (NOT downtown)< /p>\n
When: 6:30pm\, 7pm hares On-Out
\nWho: Moon\, Crackfiller\, and BitchinHeat
\nHash cash: $5
\nREQUIRED bring: $2.50 or a P itt/CMU ID
\nDogs: Leave ’em home for this one
\nQuestions\, c oncerns\, need advice on how to seemingly be known everywhere? Contact Moo n (412) 310-3741
\nOtherwise contact Crack or BiH
\nDTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20230727T183000 GEO:+40.430712;-79.995801 LOCATION:Sly Fox Highline (NOT downtown) @ 46 S 4th St\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15 203\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #290\, A Bitchin Cracked Moon Prelube to PITT Weekend URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-288-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124257@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T164143Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:
Cum prepared for a weekend of glitz and glamour as we celebr ate PITT H3’s 10th Beerthday! Let us escort you down the red carpet in you r shimmering frocks and lacy garments. You’ll be treated like a star as we beer you on the finest of ales and provide entertainment for all you A-li sters.
\nYour weekend rego includes habby giveaway\, a meet-n-greet with the locals on Friday evening\, queer mile\, trail on Saturday\, games \, naked shot crawl\, beer beer beer\, a DJ spinning tunes on Friday and S aturday nights\, allure\, and style.
\nCamp fees are covered in cost of rego\, and the beer will start flowing at 6pm on Friday. You’re on you r own for food on Friday\, but all meals are provided on Saturday\, and br eakfast is provided on Sunday. As expected\, trail will be short\, flat\, and shiggy-free.
\nAs we all know by now\, if you’re sick\, stay hom e. We only want your good germs.
\nCamp Davis is a private\, gay own ed & operated\, clothing optional campground. We embrace everyone gay\, st raight\, or anything in-between. Our goal is to provide a friendly\, safe\ , & comfortable environment for all no matter how you identify. The campgr ound is complete with running hot showers\, dancehall\, and heated pool. p>\n
\nHares for trail: Spermit\, Lips\, and Click It
DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20230728T170000 DTEND;TZID=America/New_York:20230730T120000 GEO:+41.053533;-79.941414 LOCATION:Camp Davis @ 311 Redbrush Rd\, Boyers\, PA 16020\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #291\, 10th Analversary PITT Weekend: The Golden Globes URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-289-pitt-weekend/ X-COST-TYPE:free END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124258@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T164143Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Who: Shriveled in London & El Cock
\nWhen: August 24th
@6:30 pm\, 7pm hares away
\nWhere: Obey House Tavern
\nCash or C
redit Card?: Beers are pretty cheap at this bar so we suggest being courte
ous and paying with cash\, but credit card accepted if you only have plast
ic.
\nTrail shoes: The off road parts can be done with regular runnin
g shoes and without shiggy socks.
\nBug spray: Yes\, Bug spray recomm
ended for this trail.
\nDoggo friendly: Bar not dog friendly. There a
re a couple parts of trail that could be challenging for dogs.
\nPark
ing: DON’T BE A DICK!!! Please don’t park in their parking lot. Parking is
plentiful on Steuben Street\, but you should park ~1000 feet away from th
e intersection where the bar is located. Parking is also available on some
of the side streets. Parking isn’t allowed on Obey Street.
\nHash ca
sh: $5.00 except for virgins
Here ye\, here ye!
\nCome one\, come all. All Pittsburg
h Kennels:
\nLet’s gather at the Millvale Pavillion at 7pm on Monday\
, August 28th to chat about what’s happening in the hash.
\nBYOB (I w
ill provide one cold 30-rack of PBR).
August 28 Open Forum Meeting
Agenda:
\n1. Introduction to New Mismanagement for all Pittsburgh ke
nnels present
\n2. Hash Etiquette Reminder
\n3. Calls for design
s for haberdashery
\n4. Current Happenings and Announcements
\n5
. General Discussion (Open Forum)
In case you can’t make it\, a li nk to notes will be posted after the event (in Facebook event and in event description on hash website)
DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20230828T190000 GEO:+40.472849;-79.971201 LOCATION:Millvale Riverfront Trail @ Millvale Riverfront Park\, 70 River Fr ont Dr\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15209\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:Hash Open Forum (all Pittsburgh kennels) URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/hash-open-forum-all-pittsburgh-kennels/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124260@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T164143Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Back of Great Race 10k steering corral
\nCome out and be social at one of the largest r*nning events in the Pittsburgh area. Dre ss in your hashiest attire.
\nWeasel is providing mimosa basics (OJ\ , Bubbly\, cups) but if you brought supplemental supplies that’d be apprec iated.
DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20230924T083000 LOCATION:Back of Great Race 10k steering corral SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:Red Dress Recruiting drive URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/red-dress-recruiting-drive/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124262@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T164143Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Friday the 13th
\nDS# 100 / ICH 3 # 24
\nHares – Plea Barkin/Beets
\nBy all accounts of histor y\, Friday the 13th has always been associated with good luck\, good fortu ne and bon temps. Just ask the Knights of Templar\, who were fortunate eno ugh to deliver their own tidings of joy to their benefactors. Some enthusi asts of the day even wear hockey masks to ensure their fortunes. To contin ue this tradition\, two kennels combine to offer the hash what has been re ferred to as the shittiest trail ever to be conceived.
\nTo comply w ith DS rules\, the trail will start in the city of Pittsburgh. DS mileage rating and live haring requirements will also be met by taking the eagle. If you’re not up to that\, try taking the turkey\, it might be shorter. Qu alified trail analysts opine there may be shiggy\, and in typical fashion of the hares\, absence of law enforcement cannot be guaranteed.
\nIn order to comply with ICH3 requirements\, at least one beer stop will be c ontra and occur within a licensed establishment\, however\, we may have up to two contra stops. We’ll let you know if cash only in advance of trail.
\nOn/out from Giant Eagle Market District bar in Waterworks Mall on Freeport Road.
\nExpect to be disappointed.
\nCum as you are.
We promise nothing\, and bring even less to the table.
\nBring Virgin
s.
\nWe never charge hash cash.
\nAttendance is mandatory.
Meetup 6:30pm
\nOn out 7:00pm
Who: Team Hypnotoad
\nWhen: November 16th @6:30 pm\, 7p
m hares away
\nWhere: Rock Room
\nTrail shoes: Maybe? How brave
are you?
\nShiggy:
\nBug spray: No
\nDoggo friendly: Yes
\nParking: Sure
\nHash cash: Free to everyone. 300 bby
Hoppy Hardwood and The Black Clap will take you on a turkey- filled trail.
\nWhere: Penn Brewery\, 800 Vinial St\, Pittsburgh\, P A 15212
\nWhy: It’s the night before Thanksgiving and the Sandturke y is nigh! Can you catch the Sandturkey as it winds through the night?
DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20231122T183000 GEO:+40.457172;-79.991506 LOCATION:Penn Brewery @ 800 Vinial St\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15212\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #301\, Sand Turkey URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-298-sand-turkey/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-COST:$5 X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124396@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T164143Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Who: T-Bag & ABS
\nWhen: November 30th @6:30 pm\, 7pm h
ares away
\nWhere: Ugly Dog Saloon\, 2351 Noblestown Rd #1\, Pittsbur
gh\, PA 15205
\nTrail shoes: not necessary
\nShiggy:
\nBug
spray: not needed
\nDoggo friendly: Logan approved (except start bar)
\nParking:
\nHash cash: $5.00 except for virgins
K9’s house
\n3405 Gass Ave.
\nPittsburgh\, PA 1521
2
This salty trail is brought to you by Porn Again\, K9\, and The Black Clap – We got a lot of problems with you people. And now you’re gonn a hear about it!
\nFESTIVUS!!!! The time is now. Come angry. Come wi th grievances.
\nStart time is high noon!
\nAs usual we’ll hav e feats of strength\, beer\, hills\, shots\, more hills\, more beer\, airi ng of grievances\, wrestling\, a multi-story beer funnel\, and more beer.< /p>\n
Crash space available at my house and nearby homes. Hit us up. Dri nk\; do not drive.
\nWe’re providing some food. Bring something to s hare or we’ll drop you in the basement. If you like fancy beer\, feel free to bring your own. I’ll be providing Blue Moon. Only Blue Moon. J/K… or a m I?
\nI repeat\, trail starts at 12:00!
DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20231202T120000 GEO:+40.477193;-80.034914 LOCATION:K9’s house @ 3405 Gass Ave\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15212\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:Hash #2099 FESTIVUS!!! W/ Porn Again\, K9\, The Black Clap URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/hash-2099-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124564@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T164143Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3\,Special Hashes CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Come thee Xmas morning (10 am)
\nto Jack’s bar in the S
outhside!
\nand don thy Xmas apparel!
\nXmas sweaters\, xmas one
sies\, whatever.
Trail will be legit and very J/fish hooky.
\n(If you don’t know what that means\,
\nit’ll be explained at chalk
talk)
\nPrepare your liver to imbibe Xmas spirits.
Who: Shameless Cussy\, Myhoganme & Zoogoo
\nWhen: Janua
ry 25th @6:30 pm\, 7pm hares away
\nWhere: J Goughs Tavern\, 4213 Mur
ray Ave\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15217
\nTrail shoes:
\nShiggy:
\n
Bug spray:
\nDoggo friendly:
\nParking:
\nHash cash: $5.00
except for virgins
\nA write up is coming\, but get your glitter\, se
quins and rhinestones ready.
Trail shoes are encouraged\, but not necessary. Trail will b
e walker friendly.
\nUnless the RA changes their mind\, it looks like
trail will be moist.
\nTrail should be dog friendly\, but not sure a
bout start bar.
\nParking in the area is on street and probably prett
y shitty.
\nIf you want an on after recommendation\, Mario’s is open
until 2AM.
Who: El Cock & Shriveled in London
\nWhen: February 29t
h @6:30 pm\, 7pm hares away
\nWhere: Froggy’s Bar 4602 Liberty Ave.\nTrail shoes: Not necessary
\nShiggy: 0/10.
\nBug spray: No
trail shoes required\, shiggy lsited as 0/10…
\nDoggo friendly: Trai
l definitely yes\, unsure about bar.
\nParking: This is a commercial
business. We recommend checking the side streets for parking.
\nHash
cash: $5.00 except for virgins
Bloody ‘ell! It’s that time o’ year again. innit\, to honor
St. David\, the patron saint of Wales\, because it’s easier t’ squeeze a p
ack o’ halfminds into a bar on March 1 than it is on St. Paddy’s Day. Plus
\, it’s the year o’ the bleedin’ Dragon. As always\, there’s the tradition
al daffodils fer the bimbos and leeks fer the wankers. And no\, Mr. Smarty
-Pants\, it’s strictly BYO Sheep. So\, sod off.
\nSince March 1 is al
so Gooey Decimal’s beerthday\, we’re going to risk a cease-and-desist orde
r and subtitle the trail “Meghanhash.”
\nTrail is very pup-friendly w
ith the exception of one beer stop (Lolev allowed Koko in so she gives it
four paws up). Bring yer brass farthings for indoor quaffs\; brews in the
wild are courtesy of your hares.
\nThis is a POORTEX approved trail.<
br />\nTrail questions? Call Whiff (412-979-3314)
\nRecipes for Bara
Brith Welsh tea bread? Try Google.
Who: Bitch In Heat & Pearl Necklace
\nWhen: March 7th @
6:30 pm\, 7pm hares away
\nWhere: Red’s Good News\, 542 Brookline Blv
d\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15226
\nTrail shoes:
\nShiggy:
\nBug sp
ray:
\nDoggo friendly:
\nParking:
\nHash cash: $5.00 except
for virgins
Details cumming soon!
DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20240404T183000 GEO:+40.393403;-80.019934 LOCATION:Brook Line N' Sinker @ 806 Brookline Blvd\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15226\ , USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PIT #312\, Hickey No Dickey & Shriveled in London URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pit-3xx-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124770@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T164143Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,Special Hashes CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Hare: Porn Again
\nYeah its like 3 weeks after St Patric k’s day but we have a ton of half minds venturing across the world to New Zealand and we didn’t want them to miss out on the fun plus it might be a little bit warmer for those sultry dresses. So on April 6th grab everythin g you own that’s green and join Tight Embouchure and Porn Again Christian as we take a romp through the North Shore and confuse the local population . We can just claim we forgot when St Patrick’s day is because we were dun k.
\nThis years charity will be Movember. Men’s mental health is uns poken epidemic in this country and we as a community need to be better at addressing it and talking about it openly. If you have lost anyone (male o r not) and would like to honor them we will have a small place of honor fo r them (you will get your stuff back). There will be public talk of suicid e.
\nEvent details:
\n$20
\n4/6/24 at the YMR @2pm
\n
631 Suismon St\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15212
\nPotluck dinner. Sign up belo
w. No sugar cookies
\nThere will be a cash 50/50.
\nBeer will be
provided on trail but otherwise it’s on you to buy from the bar.
\nI
f anyone has any leads on cheap kegs let PA know.
Potluck Link
\nhttps://www.perfectpotluck.com/meals.php?t=XOGC3538
\nTheme:
\nGreen Dress Run
Stuff to Bring:
\nCash for 50/50 and mon
ey for beer
Rego link:
\nhttps://hashrego.com/events/pgh-h3-g
reen-dress-run-2024?fbclid=IwAR0xLc4Mrtg9F7KJJr9FLpte0hzA3NoGtSXu1YkqnGOad
NtUeZ1OnTaKNtQ
Details cumming soon!
DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20240418T130200 SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #313\, Cuffed and Battered & El Cock URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-3xx-hare-needed-6/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123747@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T164143Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Celebrate 10 years of hashing with PA and Scrum!
DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20240502T183000 SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #314: PA and Scrum’s 10-Year Hashiversary Trail URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-pa-and-scrums-10-year-hashiversary -trail/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124781@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T164143Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:details cumming soon!
DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20240516T183000 SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #315\, Anal Eaze URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-3xx-anal-eaze/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124793@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T164143Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Details Cumming Soon!
DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20240530T183000 GEO:+40.426585;-79.975992 LOCATION:Velum Fermentation @ 2120 Jane St\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15203\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PIT #3xx\, Hickey No Dickey & Shriveled in London URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-3xx-hare-needed-7/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124794@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T164143Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Details cumming soon!
DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20240613T183000 SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #3XX- Moon URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-3xx-hare-needed-8/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124795@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T164143Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Details cumming soon!
DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20240627T183000 SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #3XX- Porn Again\, Scrum & ICP URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-3xx-hare-needed-9/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124796@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T164143Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Details Cumming Soon!
DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20240711T183000 SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #3XX- Purple Princess & Pearl Necklace URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-3xx-hare-needed-10/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124797@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T164143Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION: DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20240725T183000 SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #3XX- Projectile Dog Shit URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-3xx-hare-needed-11/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124833@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T164143Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:PITT-H3\,Special Hashes CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Cum on out to the 11th Annual PITT Hash weekend. Prepare you rself with some dark gothy satanic styling\, gay majesty\, or any fantasti c fusion of this double entendre. We’re goona love seeing what you come up with!
\nRego opens on 3/1/2024
\nRego Here f or this event: https://hashrego.com/events/pitth3-p itt-h3-11th-analversary-weekend-his–2024
\nYour weekend
rego includes habby giveaway\, a meat-n-greet with the locals on Friday e
vening\, queer mile\, trail on Saturday\, games\, naked shot crawl\, beer
beer beer\, a DJ spinning tunes on Friday and Saturday nights\, allure\, a
nd style.
\nCamp fees are covered in cost of rego\, and the beer will
start flowing at 6pm on Friday. You’re on your own for food on Friday\, b
ut all meals are provided on Saturday\, and breakfast is provided on Sunda
y. As expected\, trail will be short\, flat\, and shiggy-free.
As we all know by now\, if you’re sick\, stay home. We only want your good ge rms.
\nCamp Davis is a private\, gay owned & operated\, clothing opt ional campground. We embrace everyone gay\, straight\, or anything in-betw een. Our goal is to provide a friendly\, safe\, & comfortable environment for all no matter how you identify. The campground is complete with runnin g hot showers\, dance hall\, and heated pool.
DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20240726T180000 DTEND;TZID=America/New_York:20240728T060300 GEO:+41.053533;-79.941414 LOCATION:Camp Davis @ 311 Redbrush Rd\, Boyers\, PA 16020\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT-H3 11th Analversary Weekend: His Dark Majesty URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-h3-11th-analversary-weekend-his-da rk-majesty/ X-COST-TYPE:free END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124798@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T164143Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION: DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20240808T183000 SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #3XX- F Dis URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-3xx-hare-needed-12/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124902@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T164143Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,Special Hashes CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Details cumming soon!
DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20240810T015000 SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:Hash #2135 MEGA HASH! URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/hash-2135-mega-hash/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124870@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T164143Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Details cumming soon!
DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20240822T183000 SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #3xx- Defender of Peedom URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-3xx-defender-of-peedom/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124871@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T164143Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Details cumming soon!
DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20241127T183000 SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #3xx- SAND TURKEY: Defender of Peedom URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-3xx-defender-of-peedom-2/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT END:VCALENDAR