BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//192.3.201.55//NONSGML kigkonsult.se iCalcreator 2.26.9// CALSCALE:GREGORIAN METHOD:PUBLISH X-FROM-URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp X-WR-TIMEZONE:America/New_York BEGIN:VTIMEZONE TZID:America/New_York X-LIC-LOCATION:America/New_York BEGIN:STANDARD DTSTART:20231105T020000 TZOFFSETFROM:-0400 TZOFFSETTO:-0500 RDATE:20241103T020000 TZNAME:EST END:STANDARD BEGIN:DAYLIGHT DTSTART:20240310T020000 TZOFFSETFROM:-0500 TZOFFSETTO:-0400 RDATE:20250309T020000 TZNAME:EDT END:DAYLIGHT END:VTIMEZONE BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123306@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240329T015503Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:New Moon DarkSide CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Barring a new shutdown\, on out will be at a real bar! NO DOGS! Porky’s has outdoor seating\, which I have reserved\, we will use out doo r seating rain or shine. Trail will not be just over bare minimum for dark side mileage\, but will make up for that with some hills! Expect shiggy. D id I mention NO DOGS? Just in case I forgot\, NO DOGS!\nA light is highly recommended!\n\nQ. What do you get when it’s the hare’s bday and he’s trai ning for Mt. Whitney?\nA. A very special night.\n\nWho: Plea Barkin & Ptea r-Her-Dactyl\nWhat: DS #72\nWhen: April 12th\, 2021 at 6:30pm\, on out at 7:00pm\nWhere: Porky’s in Etna – NO DOGS\nWhy: To run a longer\, harder tr ail and enjoy the shit out of it!\nPRELUBE: Bring a mask\, we’re drinking outside\, rain or shine.\nBring a mask with you.\nIf you’re sick\, have a fever\, have a cough\, or have been in contact with someone infected with COVID-19\, etc\, please stay home! DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20210412T183000 GEO:+40.497085;-79.942757 LOCATION:Porky's Bar and Grill @ 34 Bridge St\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15223\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:DS #72 – Plea Barkin & Ptear-Her-Dactyl URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/123306/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n
\\nWho: TBoner a
nd TBC
\nWhat: DS #73
\nWhen: May 11th\, 2021 at 6:30pm\, on out
at 7:00pm
\nWhere: 40.489361\, -80.079417 – Glenn Way\, McKees Rocks
\, PA 15136 (this is the parking lot next to Jabby Joe’s) Feel free to mee
t us under the bridge by the tracks for a free beer or to get a beer at Ja
bby Joe’s
\nParking: You can park in the lot or on the street.
\nWhy: To run a longer\, harder trail and enjoy the shit out of it!
\nPRELUBE: Bring your own beer for the start!
\nBring a mask with you
.
\nIf you’re sick\, have a fever\, have a cough\, or have been in co
ntact with someone infected with COVID-19\, etc\, please stay home!
Who: The Blac
k Clap and Spermit
\nWhere: 412 Brewing
\nWhy: Hashing is great\
, you love it\, and
\nyou likely need a beer or two
\nCome join
us at 412 Brewing for a beer or two before trail. Trail will obviously be
short\, flat\, shiggy free\, and well thought out.
What could be sexy about a lazy\, fat orange cat who loves lasagna and hates Mondays\, a dumb dog who is more tongue and eyeballs than actual animal\, and a clum sy and geeky dork who plays accordion and dances to polka? You’re about to find out! Come just us for some comic strip worthy galavanting across the neighborhood of Garfield\, feel free to dress up as Garfield characters i f you’re hoping to be a fraction as sexy as your honorable hares. Trail wi ll be laid in lasagna\, no flour or ribbon\; trust us because hares never lie. We hope to see you at Purrrrrmantis this Thursday\, or may you be cur sed to a life of eternal Mondays!
\n END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123356@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240329T015503Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Start at Trace. Fuckery to ensue. DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20210701T183000 DTEND;TZID=America/New_York:20210701T220000 GEO:+40.46409;-79.953337 LOCATION:Trace Brewing @ 4312 Main St\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15224\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #225\, Anal Eaze and Wheelbarrow Willie URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-225-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nStart at Trac e. Fuckery to ensue.
\n END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123434@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240329T015503Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:New Moon DarkSide CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Who: I’ll Finish Tomorrow and El’Cock\nWhat: DS #75\nWhen: July 9th\, 2021 at 6:30pm\, on out at 7:00pm\nWhere: Penn Brewery\nWhy: To run a longer\, harder trail and enjoy the shit out of it! DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20210709T183000 SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:DS #75 – I’ll Finish Tomorrow and El’Cock URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/ds-75-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nWho: I’ll Fin
ish Tomorrow and El’Cock
\nWhat: DS #75
\nWhen: July 9th\, 2021
at 6:30pm\, on out at 7:00pm
\nWhere: Penn Brewery
\nWhy: To run
a longer\, harder trail and enjoy the shit out of it!
2020 was a ro ugh year for everyone\, now it is time to punch Covid in the dick! Cum as we commemorate 8 years of PITT H3 with an incredibly special festival of l ights at welcumming Camp Davis. Cum show us your post Covid Glow-up while we Blow your minds as we struggle to introduce you to an entire new level of mediocrity. We set our standards low and are rarely disappointed\, but we promise a great weekend filled with great trail\, more beer than you ca n ingest\, and plenty of nudity. Camp Davis is a clothing optional resort that includes running showers\, dancehall\, and heated pool. Bring an open mind and a thirst for beer and you will not be disappointed!
\nWeek end includes: giveaway\, Fancy Friday Meat ‘n’ Greet\, beer mile\, A short \, flat\, and shiggy free trail\, naked shot crawl\, beer beer beer\, DJ R ay\, and much much more.
\nCamp fees are covered in cost of rego and we will be providing beer starting at 6pm on July 23. You will be on your own for food on Friday\, but all meals and beer will be provided starting at 0700 on July 24 through breakfast on July 25. As expected\, trail will be short\, flat\, and shiggy free.
\nPrecautions will be taken as m
uch as possible to prevent spread of the covid-19 virus. We are looking fo
r all in attendance to be one of the following:
\n1. Fully vaccinated
\n2. Have a negative Covid test
\n3. Had Covid already\, recove
red and can prove it
\n4. If none of the above- Agree to wear a mask
for any time you are in close contact with others!
Additionally\, if you are under a government mandated Quarantine\, test positive\, or are sick Do Not Attend!! A full refund will be given!
\n\nCelebration of Light / Glow ‘n’ Blow< /p>\n
\nTent\ , sleeping bag\, luminaries\, open mind\, and thirst for beer\, bug spray\ , hand sanitizer
\nHashRego link: https://hashrego.com/events/pitth3 -glow-n-blow-2021
\n END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123375@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240329T015503Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Hares: London and Hickey\nWhere: The Huddle in the SOUTH HILLS! \nFor those wishing to reduce their environmental footprint\, or for those who are vehicularly challenged\, The Huddle is 453 feet from Broadway Ave at Hampshire T stop. DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20210729T183000 DTEND;TZID=America/New_York:20210729T220000 GEO:+40.409139;-80.024946 LOCATION:The Huddle @ 1648 Broadway Ave\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15216\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #228\, London and Hickey URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-227-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nHares: London and Hickey
\nWhere: The Huddle in the SOUTH HILLS!
\nWho: ACDC
\nWhat: DS #76
\nWhen: August 6\, 2021 at 6:30pm\, on out at 7:00pm
\nWhere: Park Place Pub\, 5719 Bryant St\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15206
\nWhy: To run a longer\, harder trail and enjoy the shit out of it!
hares: Clap a nd London
\nstart: Lincoln Avenue Brewing
\n END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123377@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240329T015503Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Short and shiggy free\, for the most part. Flat? No promises.\n Location: Start at Satalio’s on Bailey Ave. DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20210826T183000 GEO:+40.427245;-80.00421 LOCATION:Satalio's Bar and Lounge @ 27 Bailey Ave\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15211\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #230\, London Panties\, T-Bag\, and ICP URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-229-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nJoin us at th e Evergreen cafe for an impeccably planned\, short\, flat\, and shiggy fre e trail through miles of uncharted\, virgin hash territory. The hares will try to show up before chalk talk.
\nThere will be one short turkey/ eagle split for gimps\, puppers\, and faint of heart. Otherwise\, Fido fri endly. We did not see poison ivy\, but we also forgot to look. Tick repell ent recommended. Beer stops will be IPA free because F*$% that sh*t. We ha ve some standards after all.
\nThe hares look forward to finding out where our trail goes.
\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123379@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240329T015503Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Running\, beer\, and lots of cheer\nThose were the ingredients chosen\nTo create this perfect little trail\nBut I’ll Finish Tomorrow\, Lo ndon Panties Falling Down\, and Meow Ja Trois accidentally\nAdded an extra ingredient to the concoction\nSTAIRS AND HILLS\nThus the Powerpuff girls were born\nUsing their ultra-super powers\nBlossom\, Bubbles\, and Butterc up (can you guess who is who?!)\nHave dedicated their Thursday to laying t his trail\nAnd hoping that you’ll love its evil\nPlease bring a head lamp! Trail is doggo friendly\, but not kiddo. There will be mild shiggy\, but we will be extra spicy ? ? DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20210923T183000 DTEND;TZID=America/New_York:20210923T220000 GEO:+40.426464;-79.950021 LOCATION:Zano’s H3 @ 3806 Acorn St\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15207\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #233\, Meow\, London Panties\, and I’ll Finish Tomorrow URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-231-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nRunning\, bee
r\, and lots of cheer
\nThose were the ingredients chosen
\nTo c
reate this perfect little trail
\nBut I’ll Finish Tomorrow\, London P
anties Falling Down\, and Meow Ja Trois accidentally
\nAdded an extra
ingredient to the concoction
\nSTAIRS AND HILLS
\nThus the Powe
rpuff girls were born
\nUsing their ultra-super powers
\nBlossom
\, Bubbles\, and Buttercup (can you guess who is who?!)
\nHave dedica
ted their Thursday to laying this trail
\nAnd hoping that you’ll love
its evil
Please bring a head lamp! Trail is doggo friendly\, but not kiddo. There will be mild shiggy\, but we will be extra spicy ? ?
\n END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123506@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240329T015503Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:New Moon DarkSide CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Who: The Black Clap and Just Lewis\nWhat: DS #77\nWhen: October 5\, 2021 at 6:30pm\, on out at 7:00pm\nWhere: Federal Galley\nWhy: To run a longer\, harder trail and enjoy the shit out of it! DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20211006T183000 GEO:+40.451505;-80.006028 LOCATION:Federal Galley @ 200 Children's Way\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15212\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:DS #77 – The Black Clap and Just Lewis URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/ds-77-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nWho: The Blac
k Clap and Just Lewis
\nWhat: DS #77
\nWhen: October 5\, 2021 at
6:30pm\, on out at 7:00pm
\nWhere: Federal Galley
\nWhy: To run
a longer\, harder trail and enjoy the shit out of it!
What: This is a PITT hash that will be outside Pittsburgh city limits.
\nWhy: PIT T H3 is hosting a Craft Beer Week fun run.
\nWho: Your hares are Jus t Souvik\, Shameless Cussy\, Anal Eaze\, and T-Bag.
\nMeet at the br ewery at 6:30. On out at 7:00. Bring a light source!!!
\n END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123423@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240329T015503Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Starting at Two Frays\nGet your sexy or spooky black dresses re ady\; we’re getting fancy in here!\nHares: Scrum\, Shameless\, and Just Wa yne with Double Stuffed’s ghost DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20211021T183000 GEO:+40.465086;-79.94222 LOCATION:Two Frays @ 5113 Penn Ave\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15224\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #235\, A Black Dress Affair URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-235-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nStarting at T wo Frays
\nGet your sexy or spooky black dresses ready\; we’re getti ng fancy in here!
\nHares: Scrum\, Shameless\, and Just Wayne with D ouble Stuffed’s ghost
\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123536@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240329T015503Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:New Moon DarkSide CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Who: I’ll Finish Tomorrow and Sticky Beaver\nWhat: DS #78\nWhen : November 3\, 2021 at 6:30pm\, on out at 7:00pm\nWhere: 209 Tullymet St\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15207\nWhy: To run a longer\, harder trail and enjoy the shit out of it!\nBYOB to the start!!!!! Meet in the empty lot across from The Woods House. Park on Chatsworth Ave. and Monongahela St. DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20211103T183000 SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:DS #78 – I’ll Finish Tomorrow and Sticky Beaver URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/ds-78-ill-finish-tomorrow/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nWho: I’ll Fin
ish Tomorrow and Sticky Beaver
\nWhat: DS #78
\nWhen: November 3
\, 2021 at 6:30pm\, on out at 7:00pm
\nWhere: 209 Tullymet St\, Pitts
burgh\, PA 15207
\nWhy: To run a longer\, harder trail and enjoy the
shit out of it!
BYOB to the start!!!!! Meet in the empty lot acros s from The Woods House. Park on Chatsworth Ave. and Monongahela St.
\n< /BODY> X-COST:$5 X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123424@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240329T015503Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Parking lot boozie slushes at the same venue Limp Bizkit and P. O. D. performed at 4 years ago? The second no fucks given hash is going t o be ???\nIf driving\, don’t park in the getgo parking lot. You most likel y will be towed. Morewood and Broughton have street parking.\nFido-friendl y. DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20211104T183000 GEO:+40.454598;-79.945808 LOCATION:GetGo @ 4924 Baum Blvd\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15213\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #236\, Glitter’s GetGo Smash and Grab with the Turbo Team URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-236-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nParking lot b oozie slushes at the same venue Limp Bizkit and P. O. D. performed at 4 ye ars ago? The second no fucks given hash is going to be ???
\nIf driv ing\, don’t park in the getgo parking lot. You most likely will be towed. Morewood and Broughton have street parking.
\nFido-friendly.
\n BODY> X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123512@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240329T015503Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:You asked for it\, and now you’ve got it! Yet another Meow trai l that starts out of an Oakland bar! But this time we have some added exci tement – two previously untouched\, never before stroked\, but freshly sha ven D’s (Dom and Darren\, they have names I guess). Meow\, D&D are notorio us for getting lost on trail and even running late to circle\; maybe it’s because we all have terrible vision\, or maybe it’s because we’re visionar y and blinded by our love for beer\, shiggy\, shenanigans\, and all things hash related.\n\nCome join us November 11th for this off-week\, extra shi ggy fun Veteran’s Day Hash! Because of the shiggy\, the hash may be slight ly less Fido friendly\, although your Fido is likely better at staying on trail than us. Definitely bring a headlamp\, because sunset will literally be at 5 PM. Meet at Oakland Marios at 6:30 PM\, on out at 7 PM! Come out and show these virgin hare double D’s what haring a trail is all about. DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20211111T183000 GEO:+40.441738;-79.957454 LOCATION:Oakland Mario's @ 116 Oakland Ave\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15213\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #237: Meow\, Just Dom\, and Just Darren URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-237-meow-just-dom-and-just-darren/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nWrite-up prov ided by the hares: It’s a hash.
\nExtra info: Bring a headlamp. It w ill be dark. Dress appropriately. It will probably be cold.
\n HTML> X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123578@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240329T015503Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:New Moon DarkSide CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Are you a master of eating tacos? Have you tried competitive ta co eating and left wanting more? Well\, come out the the DarkSide taco mil e and tout your taco eating skills coupled with a bit of running!\nBYO: Ta cos\, you will need 5 tacos. Beer\, you’ll want some help washing those ta cos down!\n5 tacos\, 4 laps\, 1 mile. Come on out and see if you can win t he Taco Mile Trophy!\nTacos can be found in a few nearby locations\, such as: El Burro on Federal Street (closest and delicious)\, Taps and Tacos on Federal Street near the stadiums\, and Taco Bell on Ridge and Allegheny ( LAME!!!\, bring some better tacos!)\nIt’d be great if we all got the same style of tacos\, and I’m recommending El Burro! DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20211119T183000 GEO:+40.453915;-80.007508 LOCATION:Richie McCabe Field @ 320 N Commons\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15212\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:Taco Mile URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/taco-mile/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nSand Turkey: A PITT ANNUAL TRADITION
\nWhat the heck is Sand Turkey? That is a go
od question. Sand Turkey originated during PITT’s first year of existence
way back in 2013… when we would pass bottles around at shot stops\, play s
lap the bag\, and make out with random folks without fear. Oh\, the
\ngood old days. Speaking of PITT’s first year\, have you ever read the PI
TT Charter? You should. There are rules\, and you could be quizzed during
trail and will be shamed if you don’t know the rules. https://www.pgh-h3.c
om/wp/pitth3-charter/
So\, Sand Turkey… What is it? This annual PI
TT tradition of running a short\, flat\, no fun\, shiggy-free trail while
drinking WAY too much to escape the clutches of the hangover monster the n
ext day while having to deal with your family while paying homage to the g
lorious Sand Turkey. Legend is the night before Thanksgiving\, the elusive
Sand Turkey comes to Pittsburgh and runs amuck for one night. How did thi
s tradition start? Well\, the lovely\, Sir Vix\, is the reason for the sea
son. This is the first Sand Turkey she is not haring\, and she requested t
hat we get hammered. We will do our best to
\nhonor her wishes. Sir V
ix created this mythical creature and event to save face during a misunder
standing. Someday when she is back and town\, buy her a drink if you reall
y want to hear more of the story. The important thing is that the traditio
n lives on on! Original Co-hare ManGurglar has hared almost every Sand Tur
key since\, and she has other veteran Sand Turkey hare\, The Black Clap an
d longtime hasher but virgin Sand Turkey Hare\, PMS. So you should be in g
ood hands and should plan on
\ntaking an Uber home.
Bring you r friends\, virgins\, and offbeat coworkers or a stroll through Millvale w hile chasing mythical Sand Turkeys. Bring money for contra stops and plan to hang out after trail. It’s not going to be fun at all.
\nMeet up at 6:30 PM at Sidelines for drinks. Hares will be blessed at 7PM hash time sharp and if the Sand Turkeys judge us favorably\, you’ll have a pre-holi day adventure you have probably been on before… or at least dreamt about a s a kid.
\nHash cash will be donated to the Pittsburgh Food Bank\, s o bring at least $5.00\, more if you’d like. Do not bring food donations! Cash (and PayPal) donations only this year. Thanks!
\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123427@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240329T015503Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:‘Twas the week before Festivus\, when all through the house\,\n Two Birds was stirring and starting to grouse.\nA feeling of salt hung in the air\,\nas she suddenly remembered she was soon to hare.\nBut nary a ma p had been opened thus far\,\n“Holy shit! We need to pick a bar!”\nEnough with the background\, let’s cut to the chase:\ntrail starts out of Park Pl ace Pub (the Pub of Park Place?).\nIs this the most creative trail? Perhap s it is not.\nWill we go places you wankers have already been? Seems like a good shot.\nBut instead of complaining about this and that\,\nsave it fo r Festivus and the wrestling mat.\nAnd join Major and Two Birds in these d ark Festivus Days\,\nfor a pre-lube that’ll soon be forgotten in a beer-in duced haze!\nP.S. Lest you believe this trail will be tepid\,\nit is only recommended for doggos intrepid.\n\nAddress: 5719 Bryant St\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15206\nTime: Standard Hash Time (6:30 start\, on out at 7PM)\nWho: Maj or Pecker & Two Birds\nCall Major (732-757-9241) for a good time\, or if y ou have any questions or whatever. DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20211202T183000 GEO:+40.476342;-79.92091 LOCATION:Park Place Pub @ 5719 Bryant St\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15206\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #240\, Festivus Prelube with Major and Two Birds URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-239-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nHare: The Bla
ck Clap
\nWhat: DS #79
\nWhen: December 3\, 2021 at 6:30pm\, on
out at 7:00pm
\nWhere: Darbea’s Tavern\, 1962 Lowrie St\, Pittsburgh
\, PA 15212
\nWhy: To run a longer\, harder trail and enjoy the shit
out of it!
Festivus might be tomorrow\, but Krampus is here to tak e you to hell beforehand. Cum on out and get some last minute grievances\, get that salt flowing\, and warm your legs and liver up for what’s to com e….if you escape Krampus while he drags you down….down….down!
\nTrai l is not dog friendly. Don’t bring them…not even tough dogs.
\n< /HTML> X-COST:$5 X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123428@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240329T015503Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:O cum all ye beerful to PITT-H3’s annual White Elephant “Gift” Exchange Trail! Cumcatenator\, Schoolhouse Cock\, and Wheelbarrow Willie w ill lead Little Drunkard Boys and Girls though a winter wonderland guarant eed to turn Three Wise Men into Three Stumbling Doofuses by the time we’re done.\nIf you’d like to participate in the gift exchange\, bring a shitty gift ( DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20211216T183000 GEO:+40.427267;-79.968736 LOCATION:Excuses Bar and Grill @ 2526 E Carson St\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15203\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #241\, White Elephant Trail URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-240-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nO cum all ye beerful to PITT-H3’s annual White Elephant “Gift” Exchange Trail! Cumcaten ator\, Schoolhouse Cock\, and Wheelbarrow Willie will lead Little Drunkard Boys and Girls though a winter wonderland guaranteed to turn Three Wise M en into Three Stumbling Doofuses by the time we’re done.
\nIf you’d like to participate in the gift exchange\, bring a shitty gift (<$10\, no deer parts\, or really any rotting body parts\, keep your necrophilia feti sh to yourself) with you and we’ll put them in a coat car for folks to unw rap at circle. And regardless of whether you’ve been Naughty or Nice this year\, your hares will have something for each of you.
\nAnd for the uninitiated\, a coat car means entrust your outer garments to the hares ( what could possibly go wrong?) and we’ll have them waiting for you at circ le so you don’t have to freeze your arses off while we bumble through even more traditions than usual.
\nHash leaves out of Excuses Bar & Gril l on Carson Street. Free parking a few blocks away on Sarah Street East of 29th. White elephant gift and coat car leaves promptly at 7.
\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123515@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240329T015503Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Cum along with AZ and ICP as they lay a trail to celebrate AZ’s 69!\nWhere: Mineo’s Pizza House\nWhen: 12/30\, 6:30pm. On out at 7:00pm. \nDetails: It’s cold. Wear layers. It’s dark. Bring a lamp. It’s my 69! Be sure to trim!\nOn-after: Mineo’s\, of course!\nXoxo down down below! DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20211230T183000 GEO:+40.432902;-79.923184 LOCATION:Mineo's Pizza House @ 2128 Murray Ave\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15217\, US A SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #242: 69 with Anal Eaze and ICP URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-242-hare-needed-2/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nCum along wit h AZ and ICP as they lay a trail to celebrate AZ’s 69!
\nWhere: Mine o’s Pizza House
\nWhen: 12/30\, 6:30pm. On out at 7:00pm.
\nDe tails: It’s cold. Wear layers. It’s dark. Bring a lamp. It’s my 69! Be sur e to trim!
\nOn-after: Mineo’s\, of course!
\nXoxo down down b elow!
\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123539@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240329T015503Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:COVID UPDATE: Because this trail is part of the 2000 celebratio n week\, this trail requires everyone to be fully vaccinated. You will not be able to run trail if you are not vaxxed. The kennels will be sharing v accination information throughout the week. Thank you!\nShameless’ birthda y trail! We’ll celebrate her and our 2000th!\nThis is an off-week for PITT ! More hashy fun as we gear up for the Pgh 2000th trail! DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20220106T183000 GEO:+40.478879;-79.955708 LOCATION:Blue Moon Bar @ 5115 Butler St\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15201\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #243: Pgh Pre-Lube for 2000th Trail\, Shameless’ Birthday URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-243-pgh-pre-lube-for-2000th-trail- shameless-birthday/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nCOVID UPDATE: Because this trail is part of the 2000 celebration week\, this trail requ ires everyone to be fully vaccinated. You will not be able to run trail if you are not vaxxed. The kennels will be sharing vaccination information t hroughout the week. Thank you!
\nShameless’ birthday trail! We’ll ce lebrate her and our 2000th!
\nThis is an off-week for PITT! More has hy fun as we gear up for the Pgh 2000th trail!
\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123490@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240329T015503Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Where: Mt. Royal Inn\, 1 Beyrleye Ave\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15223\n When: 6:30pm\, On Out at 7:00pm\nIs it fair to catch the hare?\nWould you grab it\, that silly rabbit?\nYou\, fine hound\, may run for beer\,\nbut t his poor hare runs for fear\,\nthat you may grab my rabbit ears\,\nand mak e me chug some down down beers.\nAnd so it is that I must flee\,\ncuz if y ou win then woe is me.\nSo don’t be cross at my misdirection\,\nJust go ba ck and make a course correction\,\nand fear not cuz if you can persevere\, \nthen you will get your shitty beer.\nMt. Royal Inn does not take plastic \,\nso bring some cash and don’t be spastic.\nThey have a kitchen that mig ht not close\,\nespecially if some virgins lose their clothes.\nGlenshaw i s where trail lay\,\nso bring a light\, it’s dark not day.\nAnd with this I bid adieu\,\nif you come to trail…fuck you. DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20220113T183000 GEO:+40.508316;-79.95226 LOCATION:Mt. Royal Inn @ 1 Beyrleye Ave\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15223\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #244\, Plea Barkin’ URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-241-plea-barkin/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nWhere: Mt. Ro yal Inn\, 1 Beyrleye Ave\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15223
\nWhen: 6:30pm\, On Out at 7:00pm
\nIs it fair to catch the hare?
\nWould you grab
it\, that silly rabbit?
\nYou\, fine hound\, may run for beer\,
\nbut this poor hare runs for fear\,
\nthat you may grab my rabbit e
ars\,
\nand make me chug some down down beers.
\nAnd so it is th
at I must flee\,
\ncuz if you win then woe is me.
\nSo don’t be
cross at my misdirection\,
\nJust go back and make a course correctio
n\,
\nand fear not cuz if you can persevere\,
\nthen you will ge
t your shitty beer.
\nMt. Royal Inn does not take plastic\,
\nso
bring some cash and don’t be spastic.
\nThey have a kitchen that mig
ht not close\,
\nespecially if some virgins lose their clothes.
\nGlenshaw is where trail lay\,
\nso bring a light\, it’s dark not da
y.
\nAnd with this I bid adieu\,
\nif you come to trail…fuck you
.
Hare: Shrivel
ed in London
\nWhat: DS #80
\nWhen: February 1\, 2022 at 6:30pm\
, on out at 7:00pm
\nWhere: Rumerz Sportz Bar and Grill\, 1216 Woods
Run Ave\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15212
\nWhy: To run a longer\, harder trail
and enjoy the shit out of it!
Hare: Joustin
g with Jesus
\nWhat: DS #81
\nWhen: March 2\, 2022 at 6:30pm\, o
n out at 7:00pm
\nWhere: Carmella’s Plated and Pints\, East Carson St
reet
\nWhy: To run a longer\, harder trail and enjoy the shit out of
it!
Festive detai ls cumming soon!
\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123544@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240329T015503Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Prepare for all the quality you’ve come to expect from a trail that finally came together 3 days before the date.\n\nThere will be some b eer\, there will be some shiggy\, there might even be hares\, but who the fuck knows?\n\nTrail is dog-friendly enough for intrepid dogs\, but Alexio ns is not. DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20220324T183000 GEO:+40.415473;-80.067571 LOCATION:Alexions Bar and Grill @ 141 Hawthorne St\, Carnegie\, PA 15106\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #249\, Sphincter\, London Britches\, and Jousting with Jesus URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-249-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nATTENTION ALL YOU CREATIVE HALF-MINDS!
\nThe time has come to replace Swing Low a s the closing song for PITT. Mismanagement sat around and scratched our as ses trying desperately to think of something to replace it\, but we got no thin’. That’s where you come in!
\nWe are holding a contest to find our new closing song. Here are the rules. Pay attention!
\nSome additional info: I f you come up with a pretty groovy song that doesn’t win\, no worries! If we like it\, we’ll add it to the Hash Hymnal and sing it sometimes in circ le. It just won’t be the closing song. Also\, in order to win the hearts o f your fellow Hashers\, consider using a familiar tune that a lot of peopl e know: Mr. Rogers’ songs\, Pittsburgh Polka\, shit like that. We are half -minds and have a tendency to gravitate towards what we know. This is not a requirement\, just a suggestion.
\nLogistics for the actual contes t: We’ll all gather at 6:00pm under the 40th Street Bridge in Lawrencevill e. We’ll drink beer\, and the RA will run the contest. Someone will win. O thers will cry. We’ll drink more beer.
\nQuestions? Hit up your PITT MM: Defender\, Cock in a Net\, Sphincter\, Cuffed\, AZ\, or Clap. They ma y not have an answer\, but they’ll make something up.
\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123725@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240329T015503Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:New Moon DarkSide CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:What: DarkSide Overnight\nWhere: TBC and Cockles house\, 3952 M cClure Avenue\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15212\nWhen: Meet at 11am or so to go over everything and get situated. First mile at noon.\nWhy: To push ourselves harder and longer\, but only partially in the dark this time!\nSo\, this D arkSide overnight is going to be a bit different. We’re doing a 1 mile an hour event\, with a DarkSide twist…because…well…DarkSide doesn’t do it the easy way. The end goal is going to be a marathon of distance over the spa n of 12 hours\, with activities to keep us active!\nSome activities that w e’re planning on doing: brewing beer\, cooking food\, cornhole competition \, and we’ll see what else we come up with to keep us active between miles !\nSchedule:\nMeet at 11am\nReview routes\, get situated\, get ready\nNoon : Out and back\, the long leg\nAfter that\, 1 mile every 30 minutes\nHash cash: $20 This covers beer\, food\, games\, beer making\, etc. Anything le ft over goes to a charity.\nAlso\, this year we’re doing something fun. Fo r each mile that you don’t do\, you pay $1 extra that we will pay out to t he charity\, which is World Central Kitchen: https://wck.org/ DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20220402T110000 DTEND;TZID=America/New_York:20220403T010000 SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:DS #82 – DARKSIDE OVERNIGHT URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/ds-82-darkside-overnight/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nWhat: DarkSid
e Overnight
\nWhere: TBC and Cockles house\, 3952 McClure Avenue\, Pi
ttsburgh\, PA 15212
\nWhen: Meet at 11am or so to go over everything
and get situated. First mile at noon.
\nWhy: To push ourselves harder
and longer\, but only partially in the dark this time!
So\, this DarkSide overnight is going to be a bit different. We’re doing a 1 mile an hour event\, with a DarkSide twist…because…well…DarkSide doesn’t do it th e easy way. The end goal is going to be a marathon of distance over the sp an of 12 hours\, with activities to keep us active!
\nSome activitie s that we’re planning on doing: brewing beer\, cooking food\, cornhole com petition\, and we’ll see what else we come up with to keep us active betwe en miles!
\nSchedule:
\nMeet at 11am
\nReview routes\, get
situated\, get ready
\nNoon: Out and back\, the long leg
\nAfte
r that\, 1 mile every 30 minutes
Hash cash: $20 This covers beer\, food\, games\, beer making\, etc. Anything left over goes to a charity. p>\n
Also\, this year we’re doing something fun. For each mile that you don’t do\, you pay $1 extra that we will pay out to the charity\, which is World Central Kitchen: https://wck.org/
\n X-COST:$20 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123545@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240329T015503Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Here it is folks\, the trail no one’s been waiting for! Just Ca rla\, Jinkies\, Jousting for Jesus\, and JMyHogNMe want to take you on a w ild ride over\, under\, around\, inside\, and deep inside the far-eastern edges of the city\, a seldom-explored treasure just waiting to be discover ed. Unfortunately\, most of the scouting sessions consisted of Just Carla promising that she would make out with us if we would make out with each o ther first\, and I feel like us guys are REALLY close to getting lucky con sidering all the work we’ve put in. Or\, put out. So\, as you can imagine\ , we were pretty distracted and didn’t really plan anything at all\, but h ey\, we promise to have fun if you do. Trail may or may not contain: llama s\, monkeys\, coyotes\, mud\, pack-angering shenanigans\, dull alleyways\, exciting plunges down steep spillways into not-entirely-raw sewage\, slow ly crushing garbage disposals\, police\, beer\, shots\, sports\, and ticks jaggerspoisonivy.\nOh\, and did I mention the song contest? The four final ists to become the Official[TM] Pitt Hash Closing Song will be sung out lo ud for all to hear at circle\, and yinz jagoffs can choose the one you hat e least. Look for the lyrics in the comments so you can practice and sing along. DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20220407T183000 GEO:+40.448083;-79.89853 LOCATION:Evergreen @ 7328 Penn Ave\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15208\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #250\, Just Carla hares a fucking trail URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-250-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nHere it is fo lks\, the trail no one’s been waiting for! Just Carla\, Jinkies\, Jousting for Jesus\, and JMyHogNMe want to take you on a wild ride over\, under\, around\, inside\, and deep inside the far-eastern edges of the city\, a se ldom-explored treasure just waiting to be discovered. Unfortunately\, most of the scouting sessions consisted of Just Carla promising that she would make out with us if we would make out with each other first\, and I feel like us guys are REALLY close to getting lucky considering all the work we ’ve put in. Or\, put out. So\, as you can imagine\, we were pretty distrac ted and didn’t really plan anything at all\, but hey\, we promise to have fun if you do. Trail may or may not contain: llamas\, monkeys\, coyotes\, mud\, pack-angering shenanigans\, dull alleyways\, exciting plunges down s teep spillways into not-entirely-raw sewage\, slowly crushing garbage disp osals\, police\, beer\, shots\, sports\, and ticksjaggerspoisonivy.
\n< p>Oh\, and did I mention the song contest? The four finalists to become th e Official[TM] Pitt Hash Closing Song will be sung out loud for all to hea r at circle\, and yinz jagoffs can choose the one you hate least. Look for the lyrics in the comments so you can practice and sing along.\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123786@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240329T015503Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Another Plan B trail! One of our hares is POSITIVEly not going to make trail tomorrow\, so that trail will be rescheduled to a future off -week in May. To fill the gap\, your fearless GM\, Defender of Peedom\, is haring a total shit show instead! Start is BYOB and will be under the 40t h St Bridge ala PITT style.\nWe’ve had several hashers test positive this week after Green Dress\, so don’t be a wank: Stay home if you feel like sh it. Social distance a bit on trail. Wear a mask if it makes you more comfo rtable. Stay home if you’re worried.\nBut the trail must go On-On! DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20220421T183000 GEO:+40.471982;-79.966435 LOCATION:Under the 40th Street Bridge SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #251\, Defender Against Covid URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-251-defender-against-covid/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nAnother Plan B trail! One of our hares is POSITIVEly not going to make trail tomorrow\, so that trail will be rescheduled to a future off-week in May. To fill th e gap\, your fearless GM\, Defender of Peedom\, is haring a total shit sho w instead! Start is BYOB and will be under the 40th St Bridge ala PITT sty le.
\nWe’ve had several hashers test positive this week after Green Dress\, so don’t be a wank: Stay home if you feel like shit. Social distan ce a bit on trail. Wear a mask if it makes you more comfortable. Stay home if you’re worried.
\nBut the trail must go On-On!
\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123547@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240329T015503Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Join TightE and Muff for a good old Oakland trail.\n\nMario’s O akland Saloon\n116 Oakland Ave\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15213\n\nDog friendly\n\n Hash cash $5\, cash only DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20220505T183000 GEO:+40.441738;-79.957454 LOCATION:Mario's Oakland Saloon @ 116 Oakland Ave\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15213\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #252\, Tight-E and Muff Warmer URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-252-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nBoy howdy hav e we got a trail for you. Just Dave\, MyHogNMe\, Scrum Guzzler\, and the l egendary Sherpes will unite to deliver a death march that should really pi ss everyone off. But hey\, it’s an off week\, so why are you cumming anywa y? Expect friendly muggles\, angry muggles\, mechashiggy\, dastardly false s\, expensive beer at pre-lube\, shit beer at circle\, a history lesson\, probably ghosts\, covert ops\, and who knows what else. Catch us if you ca n!
\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123793@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240329T015503Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:New Moon DarkSide CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Hare: Wheelbarrow Willie and El Cock\nWhat: DS #83\nWhen: May 3 0\, 2022 at 6:30pm\, on out at 7:00pm\nWhere: Park Place Pub\, Bryant Stre et\, Highland Park\nWhy: To run a longer\, harder trail and enjoy the shit out of it! DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20220530T183000 GEO:+40.476342;-79.92091 LOCATION:Park Place Pub @ 5719 Bryant St\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15206\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:DS #83 – Wheelbarrow Willie and El Cock URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/ds-83-wheelbarrow-willie/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nHare: Wheelba
rrow Willie and El Cock
\nWhat: DS #83
\nWhen: May 30\, 2022 at
6:30pm\, on out at 7:00pm
\nWhere: Park Place Pub\, Bryant Street\, H
ighland Park
\nWhy: To run a longer\, harder trail and enjoy the shit
out of it!
Who is ready for the weekend!?! Hopefully you don’t have to work at all on Friday\, and hopefully we have some visitors to show them a shit PITT Trail. We will h ave a lot of beer and some running. Maybe the other way around. We’ll star t at a brewery. We’ll run to more beer. We may run uphill\, or we may stay flat. It could really go either way depending on how I’m feeling and if t he RA remembers to bless the hares\, per the charter. We’ll have good beer \, hopefully no one will get arrested. Bring money just in case. Dog frien dly. There’s a good chance we’ll have pizza at stop. Likely the one right before we climb some big hills. I’ll bring my kids’ chalk so the pack can mark true trail and we can move through trail quickly\, drink more beer an d enjoy company and more drinks! If there’s anything I’m forgetting\, or y ou have any questions call or text my cell: 814.657.4173
\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123927@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240329T015503Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Hares: Hickey and London\nWhere: Sly Fox at Highline (THE NEW L OCATION! NOT DOWNTOWN)\nDetails cumming soon! This is an off-week for PITT ! More hashy fun! DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20220609T183000 GEO:+40.43041;-79.995833 LOCATION:Sly Fox Pgh Brewery at the Highline @ 46 S 4th St\, Pittsburgh\, P A 15203\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #256\, Shriveled in London and Hickey URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-256-shriveled-in-london-and-hickey / X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nHares: Hickey and London
\nWhere: Sly Fox at Highline (THE NEW LOCATION! NOT DOWN TOWN)
\nDetails cumming soon! This is an off-week for PITT! More has hy fun!
\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123653@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240329T015503Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:What is a juggalo?\nLet me think for a second\nOh\, he gets but t-naked\nAnd then he walks through the streets\nWinking at the freaks\nWit h a two-liter stuck in his butt-cheeks.\nWhoop whoop\, what up my ninjas? With ten years of hashing coming up\, I finally decided to embrace my jugg alo life style of slurping faygo and whoop whooping at the moon and give y ou a proper wicked clowns trail. With my two co-clowns Jinkies and Just Co dy\, I would like to welcome you to the dark carnival.\nNOTE: Brillobox re quires proof of Covid vaccination. Make sure to bring your vax card or a p ic of it to show them. Thanks!\nShiggy Rating – 1.5\nPI Rating – 1\nHill R ating – It’s Pittsburgh\nFaygo Rating – 5 DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20220616T183000 GEO:+40.465566;-79.95479 LOCATION:Brillobox @ 4104 Penn Ave\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15224\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #257\, ICP’s Juggalopalooza! URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-255-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nWhat is a jug
galo?
\nLet me think for a second
\nOh\, he gets butt-naked
\nAnd then he walks through the streets
\nWinking at the freaks
\nWith a two-liter stuck in his butt-cheeks.
Whoop whoop\, what u p my ninjas? With ten years of hashing coming up\, I finally decided to em brace my juggalo life style of slurping faygo and whoop whooping at the mo on and give you a proper wicked clowns trail. With my two co-clowns Jinkie s and Just Cody\, I would like to welcome you to the dark carnival.
\n< p>NOTE: Brillobox requires proof of Covid vaccination. Make sure to bring your vax card or a pic of it to show them. Thanks!\nShiggy Rating – 1.5
\nPI Rati
ng – 1
\nHill Rating – It’s Pittsburgh
\nFaygo Rating – 5
Hares: Jinkie
s and Jousing with Jesus
\nWhat: DS #84
\nWhen: June 28\, 2022 a
t 6:30pm\, on out at 7:00pm
\nWhere: Dale’s Bar and Grill\, 4377 Murr
ay Ave\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15217
\nWhy: To run a longer\, harder trail
and enjoy the shit out of it!
Who: Defender of Peedom & Shriveled in London
\nWhen: July 14\, 2022 6:30 PM
\nWhere: Defender and Man G’s
\n412 Birmingham Avenue Pittsburgh PA 15210
\nWhy: PITT H3 #259 Bastille Day
\nCome celebrate the land that gave us Pasteurization\, the Guillotine\, kissing \, and of course freedom fries as we set on a Quatorze Juillet adventure. The neighborhood of Carrick is named after the birthplace of King Louis XI V\, so we decided that it would be the perfect place to celebrate Bastille Day. Trail will be laden with all sorts of French delicacies as we scour the countryside in search of the finest bière that Carrick has to offer. T he ample fine wines and champagnes will undoubtedly quell any uprising as you forget that you desperately wish to behead your fiendish hares.
\n< p style='font-weight: 400\;'>à votre santé\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123657@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240329T015503Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Who: I’ll Finish Tomorrow\, Cock in a Net\, Lips\nWhen: July 28 \, 2022 6:30 PM\nWhere: Inner Groove Brewery – Allentown Taproom\n827 E Wa rrington Ave.\, Pgh\, PA 15210\nWhy: PITT H3 #260 Weekend Pre-lube\nTwo tr uths and a lie. There will be hills\, there will be lots of pavement\, the re will be baby cupcakes. We’ve been on-out here before but this time ther e will be goats. Get ready for the weekend with lots of lips\, cock\, and if you’re lucky you may finish by tomorrow. This location is pre-lubed so hopefully the hills are smoother this time. Trail is fido friendly\, on ou t bar has a patio that fido may be welcomed at. DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20220728T183000 GEO:+40.421984;-79.992677 LOCATION:Inner Groove Allentown Taproom @ 827 E Warrington Ave\, Pittsburgh \, PA 15210\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #260\, Lips\, Tomorrow\, and Cock URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-259-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nPITT H3’s CRA Malot and the search for the Golden Ale.
\nJoin King Arthur and his Knights of the Round Table on their quest to fill their goblets with the h oly Golden Ale. For Nearly a decade the Kingdom was rich with ales of the best\, but an unexpected drought has left their bellies full of only piss and swill. Is a rival kingdom cutting off the supply? Has God himself curs ed the kingdom? Or are they simply in need of a new Beermeister to repleni sh the coolers with finest IPA’s and Lagers?
\nThe quest will not be easy\, they are sure to encounter sole sucking mud\, man eating ticks\, t aunting Frenchmen\, and witches that may turn the brave knights into nudes . You must shave your shrubbery and your herring or the Knights who say PE E will not let you pass. You will be cursing the killer hares by the time you reach the circle of death\, but if fortune looks upon you\, you will d iscover the speed at which the unclothed local swallows.
\nWeekend i ncludes: giveaway\, Fancy Friday Meat ‘n’ Greet\, Queer mile\, A short\, f lat\, and shiggy free trail\, Medieval Games\, naked shot crawl\, beer bee r beer\, DJ Ray\, and much much more.
\nCamp fees are covered in cos t of rego and we will be providing beer starting at 6pm on July 29. You wi ll be on your own for food on Friday\, but all meals and beer will be prov ided starting at 0700 on July 30 through breakfast on July 31. As expected \, trail will be short\, flat\, and shiggy free.
\nPrecautions will be taken as much as possible to prevent spread of the covid-19 virus\, if you are under a government mandated quarantine\, test positive\, or are si ck Do Not Attend!! A full refund will be given!
\nCamp Davis is a private\, gay owned & operated\, clothing optional campground. We embrac e everyone gay\, straight or anything in-between. Our goal is to provide a friendly\, safe & comfortable environment for all no matter how you ident ify. The campground is complete with running hot showers\, dancehall and h eated pool.
\n\nCRAMalot and the Search for the Golden Ale
\n\nTent\, sleeping bag\, luminaries\ , open mind\, and thirst for beer\, bug spray\, hand sanitizer
\nHAS HREGO LINK: https://hashrego.com/events/pitth3-cram-a-lot-2022?fbclid=IwAR 2s_Mt1pVpbari7jfFIrsyxN3AFtg6jRZhcp6WHNgVtG1m0HpGiEL1G2cY
\nHare: Cu ffed
\n\n END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123631@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240329T015503Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:New Moon DarkSide\,Numbered Hashes CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Hares: Shriveled In London\, The Black Clap\, and Jousting with Jesus\nWhat: DS #85/PGH #2029\nWhen: August 1\, 2022 at 6:30pm\, on out a t 7:00pm\nWhere: Sly Fox at the Point\, 300 Liberty Ave #100\, Pittsburgh\ , PA 15222\, USA\nWhy: To run a longer\, harder trail and enjoy the shit o ut of it….or to recover from PITT weekend with a mild trail….your choice! \nThere will be both a DarkSide Trail and a PGH trail that will intersect each other for beerstops. Recovery…or continued masochism\, it’s really yo ur choice! DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20220801T183000 GEO:+40.440813;-80.006145 LOCATION:Sly Fox at the Point @ 300 Liberty Ave #100\, Pittsburgh\, PA 1522 2\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:DS #85/PGH #2029 – PITT AGM Postlube URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/hash-2029-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\n
Hares: Shrive
led In London\, The Black Clap\, and Jousting with Jesus
\nWhat: DS #
85/PGH #2029
\nWhen: August 1\, 2022 at 6:30pm\, on out at 7:00pm
\nWhere: Sly Fox at the Point\, 300 Liberty Ave #100\, Pittsburgh\, PA 1
5222\, USA
Why: To run a longer\, harder trail and enjoy the shit out of it….or to recover from PITT weekend with a mild trail….your choice!
\nThere will be both a DarkSide Trail and a PGH trail that will int ersect each other for beerstops. Recovery…or continued masochism\, it’s re ally your choice!
\n X-COST:$5 X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123658@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240329T015503Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Start asking around…. co-workers\, that one friend you haven’t brought yet\, your grandma…\nTHIS IS THE HASH WHERE YOU BRING A VIRGIN!!! \nThe virgin theme permeates this whole hash\, starting with you trying to look innocent (wear white).\nThose who bring virgin(s) will be handsomely rewarded for their efforts. DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20220811T183000 GEO:+40.424502;-79.964546 LOCATION:Birmingham Bridge Tavern @ 2901 Sarah St\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15203\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #262\, ABS\, Zipper Ripper\, and El Cock URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-260-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nHares: Jinkie
s and Beets
\nWhat: DS #86
\nWhen: August 26\, 2022 at 6:30pm\,
on out at 7:00pm
\nWhere: Triangle Bar and Grill\, 2122 Monongahela A
ve\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15218
\nWhy: To run a longer\, harder trail and
enjoy the shit out of it!
Who: Assotope \, Projectile Dog Shit\, Shameless Cussy
\nWhen: September 8\, 2022 6:30 PM
\nWhere: D’s Six Pack & Dogs 1118 S Braddock Ave Swissvale\, PA 15218
\nWhy: PITT H3 #264
\nHave you ever wondered why Cle veland is a practically dead kennel? Or why Assotope always says he lays t rail like an ass? How bad could it be? Well now is your chance to find out . Come on out and run the trail of two former CLE GMs on Assotope and Dog Shit’s virgin Pitt haring. Hopefully Shameless can reign in our antics.
\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123661@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240329T015503Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Yinz ready for some hashing n’at? Bring a headlamp ya bunch of jags\, it is getting dark early. Shiggy socks might not be a bad idea. you can leave the trail shoes at home unless we get some moisture.\nShiggy Le vel – 6\nPI Level – 6\nBeer Level – 69\nRear End’s happy hour ends at 6 un fortunately but if you get there early it is 2 dollars off.\nOn after acro ss the street at Porky’s Plain Old Bar.\n34 Bridge St\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15 223 DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20220922T183000 GEO:+40.497612;-79.944147 LOCATION:Rear End Gastropib & Garage @ 399 Butler St\, Pittsburgh\, PA 1522 3\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #265\, Clap\, Spermit\, and ICP: Get a life! URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-263-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nYinz ready fo r some hashing n’at? Bring a headlamp ya bunch of jags\, it is getting dar k early. Shiggy socks might not be a bad idea. you can leave the trail sho es at home unless we get some moisture.
\nShiggy Level – 6
\nPI
Level – 6
\nBeer Level – 69
Rear End’s happy hour ends at 6 unfortunately but if you get there early it is 2 dollars off.
\nOn a
fter across the street at Porky’s Plain Old Bar.
\n34 Bridge St\, Pit
tsburgh\, PA 15223
Fresh off Cov id\, AZ is layin’ some fresh trail in the beautiful South Hills with ABS a nd Just Arjun! Shiggy won’t be too much\, and trail is Fido friendly. Head lamp is recommended. Cum out to your fav-o-rite part of the Burgh for a ro mpin’ good time! Love you bitches!
\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124021@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240329T015503Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:ARE YOU READY FOR THE BEER MILE???\n\nYou can compete as an ind ividual or as a 4-person relay! We’ll be following the official beer mile rules\, so your beer has to be at least 5%.\n\nGo to https://www.beermile. com for rules and past results from your fellow hashers!\n\nEveryone bring s their own beer. After all\, you might want to be extra choosey since you ’ll probably taste it going down and coming back up!\n\nIf you don’t want to run\, come and cheer on the beer-guzzling participants! DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20221013T200000 GEO:+40.432911;-79.945731 LOCATION:Schenley Oval Sportsplex @ 1 Overlook Dr\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15238\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT Beer Mile: Fall Edition URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-beer-mile-fall-edition/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nDetails cummi ng soon!
\n…Not really. The hares didn’t tell me anything! Love\, AZ
\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124167@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240329T015503Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:New Moon DarkSide CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:A friendly reminder that parking in Southside is often zone res tricted. Free street parking can be found a 6 min walk away on 26th St sou th of Jane St.\nHares: ABS/Shriveled In London.\nWhat: DS #88\nWhen: Octob er 25\, 2022 at 6:30pm\, on out at 7:00pm\nWhy: To run a longer\, harder t rail and enjoy the shit out of it!\nForecast as of this update on Friday i s calling for nice weather on Tuesday. And a heat lamp may be provided at circle. DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20221025T183000 GEO:+40.427879;-79.964689 LOCATION:Pins Mechanical Co. @ 407 Cinema Dr\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15203\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:DS #88 – Shriveled in ABS URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/ds-88-shriveled-in-abs/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nCome celebrate Purple’s unbirthday! Trail will be short\, re latively shiggy free\, and fun for everyone.
\nWho: Purple Princess\ , Bitch’n Heat\, and The Black Clap
\nWhere: BrewDog Pittsburgh\, 61 44 Centre Ave\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15206
\nWhy: It’s Purple’s birthday!
\nTrail is as Fido friendly as any PITT trail except for one part t hat can be avoided.
\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123665@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240329T015503Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Join Kink Liaison\, Just Cheyanne\, Maybe Party Shitty\, and Po rn Again as we explore Garfield and our bodies. Prepare to get in some int imate situations with your (CONSENTING) fellow hashers. DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20221117T183000 GEO:+40.465059;-79.942245 LOCATION:Two Frays Brewing @ 5113 Penn Ave\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15224\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #269\, Kama Sutra Trail URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-267-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nJoin Kink Lia ison\, Just Cheyanne\, Maybe Party Shitty\, and Porn Again as we explore G arfield and our bodies. Prepare to get in some intimate situations with yo ur (CONSENTING) fellow hashers.
\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123666@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240329T015503Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3\,Special Hashes CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Welcome to the 2022 Sand Turkey Hash! Never heard of Sand Turke y? Come on out and we promise you won’t forget! (though you may want to)\n \nMyHogNMe\, supervised by Deadwood\, Just Doug\, and maybe one or two oth ers\, is ready to lead you on a merry chase out of Bootlegger’s bar in Oak land. We warned them we’re coming\, but I’m not sure they really understan d\, and they open at 6.\n\nTrail will have 3 beer stops\, and there will b e a couple of turkey-eagle splits to make the Dark-Siders happy. Other fea tures include a dramatic telling of the Legend of the Sand Turkey\, bone-c hilling cold\, marks within 100 feet of a school\, hills\, valleys\, mud\, abusive false trails\, stairs\, vomit-inducing shots\, and generally all the things you love about Pitt hashes. There might even be a coat car if y ou guys complain enough. May the best hasher survive! DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20221123T183000 GEO:+40.436993;-79.954659 LOCATION:Bootleggers @ 403 Semple St\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15213\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #270\, Sand Turkey URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-268-sand-turkey-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nDoes anyone know what it means to “Get Pickled”? You’ll find out! It is an old Pittsburgh Hash tradition I learned from Titty Kitty in San Diego. Post your guesses. Pins Mechanical allows dogs inside. The res t of trail is dog friendly. You will need a light. There will be shiggy. P lease try to look like a pickle.
\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124145@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240329T015503Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:New Moon DarkSide CONTACT:Shriveled In London and The Black Clap DESCRIPTION:Back by unpopular demand Dark Side will be bringing back the Ta co Mile.\nFor those wondering (or dreading) what a Taco Mile is…It is the same as a Beer Mile\, except with tacos\, but…\nAt Dark Side we are masoch ists so we make you eat one more taco after your final lap.\nThis year tac os will be provided by Dark Side so we can equalize the field.\nLast year it was a lot of fun. And if you aren’t quite up to the taco mile challenge please come out and cheer on your fellow hashers. DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20221209T183000 GEO:+40.453915;-80.007508 LOCATION:Richie McCabe Field @ 320 N Commons\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15212\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:2nd Annual DarkSide Taco Mile URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/2nd-annual-darkside-taco-mile/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nBack by unpop ular demand Dark Side will be bringing back the Taco Mile.
\nFor tho se wondering (or dreading) what a Taco Mile is…It is the same as a Beer Mi le\, except with tacos\, but…
\nAt Dark Side we are masochists so we make you eat one more taco after your final lap.
\nThis year tacos will be provided by Dark Side so we can equalize the field.
\nLast y ear it was a lot of fun. And if you aren’t quite up to the taco mile chall enge please come out and cheer on your fellow hashers.
\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123668@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240329T015503Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3\,Special Hashes CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Hares: Wheelbarrow and AZ\n\nWhere: No Names Pub 4717 Butler St .\n\nCum out to No Names Pub on Butler Street (used to be North Park Loung e) to celebrate the holidays with drunk hares and shitty presents!\n\nWe’l l have a White Elephant gift exchange in circle. If you want to participat e\, bring a wrapped gift that’s under $10 to exchange. No biological gifts . (Defender\, that includes any part of a deer.)\n\nWe’ll also let you sta sh your coat in the present-mobile\, so you can keep your tushy warm durin g circle.\n\nPart of trail is not doggo-friendly\, so maybe leave Fido at home for this one.\n\nOn-after will be at No Names. The kitchen is open un til 11:00pm. DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20221215T183000 GEO:+40.474586;-79.957945 LOCATION:No Names Pub @ 4717 Butler St\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15201\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #272\, Redeeming the White Elephant URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-270-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nHares: TBC
\nWhat: DS #90 / PRAT Festivus
\nWhere: Burgh’ers Brewing\, 3601 B
utler St\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15201
\nWhen: December 23\, 2022 at 6:30pm
\, on out at 7:00pm
\nWhy: To run a longer\, harder trail and enjoy t
he shit out of it! You’ve been bad\, Krampus knows! Plus\, we got a lot of
problems with you people!
Come up and s
ay good riddance to 2022 and toast to 2023!
\nDo you feel 2022 was a
great year? Then cum out and celebrate with beer!Do you feel 2022 was a du
mpster fire? Then cum out and drown those bad memories with beer!Did Santa
not bring you what you wanted? Then cum out and curse that fat bastard ov
er a beer!Too much family time over the holiday driving you crazy? Then es
cape and drink beer!
\nReally\, we don’t care about your damn feeling
s\, just cum out and drink beer with Lips and IFT!Trail will start at Dive
Bar on Braddock Ave. Trail will be Fido Friendly but don’t bring them int
o the on-out. The shiggy level will be .69 and with the warmer temperature
s it will likely be a little muddy.
\nThis shitty year\, expect a shi
tty trail and you won’t be disappointed!
New Year\, Ne w FU
\nHi there\, welcome to a new year of hashing. This trail will honor the past whilst embracing the future. The weather will be lovely\, s o My HogNMe and Just Joseph look forward to F-ing U all this Thursday. Tra il will be short\, cold\, and above all festive. Flagrantly Underplanned. Fucking Über. Fornicatingly Unprotected. Falses Unlimited. Fashionably Und erstated. Frustratingly Ubiquitous. FU
\nTrail is Fido friendly. Tra il shoes not necessary.
\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124318@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240329T015503Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:New Moon DarkSide CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Hares: TBC\nWhat: DS #91\nWhere: Burgh’ers Brewing\, 3601 Butle r St\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15201\nWhen: December 19\, 2023 at 6:30pm\, on out at 7:00pm\nWhy: To run a longer\, harder trail and enjoy the shit out of i t! You’ve been bad\, Krampus told me…he made the 1st one\, but Krampus is too busy torturing kids in hell to come out for this one. DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20230119T183000 GEO:+40.465643;-79.965453 LOCATION:Burgh'ers Brewing @ 3601 Butler St\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15201\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:DS #91 – Krampus: Sans Krampus URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/124318/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nHares: TBC
\nWhat: DS #91
\nWhere: Burgh’ers Brewing\, 3601 Butler St\, Pitts
burgh\, PA 15201
\nWhen: December 19\, 2023 at 6:30pm\, on out at 7:0
0pm
\nWhy: To run a longer\, harder trail and enjoy the shit out of i
t! You’ve been bad\, Krampus told me…he made the 1st one\, but Krampus is
too busy torturing kids in hell to come out for this one.
This trail su cks. It’s long and hard just like your dad. You shouldn’t cum.
\nBut if you ignore this hares advice and want to torture yourself anyway come out to 4 Points for another shitty Koi Boi ™? trail. Dogs could do trail e asily but there is glass and other shit everywhere at certain parts so onl y bring your dog if it’s not dumb as hell.
\nThis write up is now ov er 50 words and satisfies the hare raiser required length for a write up.< /p>\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124244@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240329T015503Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Even though it’s cold\, our love will keep us warm.\nTurns out our love will be stronger if you wear trail shoes and bring a head lamp. T rail is doggo friendly\, I believe On Out is as well. Hares\, on the other hand\, are not friendly. DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20230209T183000 GEO:+40.478818;-79.97202 LOCATION:Grist House @ 10 E Sherman St\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15209\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #276\, Plea Barkin and Beets URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-276-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n
\\nEven though i t’s cold\, our love will keep us warm.
\nTurns out our love will be stronger if you wear trail shoes and bring a head lamp. Trail is doggo fri endly\, I believe On Out is as well. Hares\, on the other hand\, are not f riendly.
\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124340@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240329T015503Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:New Moon DarkSide\,Numbered Hashes CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Hares: ABS\nWhat: DS #92\nWhere: 412 Brewing\nWhen: February 18 \, 2023 at 6:30pm\, on out at 7:00pm\nWhy: To run a longer\, harder trail and enjoy the shit out of it! DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20230218T183000 GEO:+40.451871;-80.015956 LOCATION:412 Brewery @ 847 Western Ave\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15233\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:Darkside #92\, ABS URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/darkside-92-abs/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nHares: ABS
\nWhat: DS #92
\nWhere: 412 Brewing
\nWhen: February 18\, 202
3 at 6:30pm\, on out at 7:00pm
\nWhy: To run a longer\, harder trail
and enjoy the shit out of it!
Hey there\, m y running buds! Are you ready to join the Hash House Harriers on a wild an d wacky adventure? We’ll start from a distillery by a river\, but trust me \, things are gonna get crazy from there!
\nThe trail is gonna be 3- 5 miles of pure madness – you’ll have to follow markings made with chalk\, flour\, and whatever else we can scrounge up. And get this – there may be some collapsed bridges and communist memorials to navigate around. But do n’t worry\, we’ll make sure you don’t fall in the river or get brainwashed by any red propaganda!
\nAs we run\, we’ll encounter all sorts of c razy obstacles – checks\, false trails\, you name it! And just when you th ink you’re out of the woods\, we’ll hit you with some serious hills. The f inal climb to the top will be a real gut-buster\, but don’t worry\, the vi ew from up there will make it all worthwhile – you’ll be able to see all t he way to the end of the madness we call civilization!
\nAfter all t hat running\, you’ll deserve a stiff drink\, some snacks\, and a chance to share some war stories with your fellow runners. So come join us on the H ash House Harriers trail – it’s gonna be a wild ride\, full of puns\, dirt y jokes\, and all sorts of craziness!
\nBrought to you by ChatGPT
\n—
Location: Kingfly Spirits
\n2613 Smallman St\, Pittsb urgh\, PA 15222
\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124246@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240329T015503Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Jesus’ Irish Hog\nCelebrate the second cumming! It is written i n the striptures that Jesus will die (who kneweth he couldn’t *actually* w alk on water)\, and later when the planets aligneth he will rise again (at least\, you know\, certain parts of him). As it was written\, so shall it be.\nThe purpose of this trail is to demonstrate in real time why Jesus c an’t go hashing\, and also beer. He and his cohares\, or should I say fluf fers\, hope to meet ye in the Squirrel Hill Sports Bar at 6:30 pm on March 9. Together we will lead you on a vigorous spiritual journey as we plan f or the rapture. Those interested in surviving at least beyond the night sh ould bring a lighted torch to show you the Way\, and any animals you wish to take with you into valhalla are welcome. Along the path we will remembe r those we have lost\, herald those who are yet to cum\, and endure those who runneth alongside us. In the name of the beer\, and the fun\, and the run\, may you last all night! DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20230309T183000 GEO:+40.429418;-79.922452 LOCATION:Squirrel Hill Sports Bar @ 5832 Forward Ave\, Pittsburgh\, PA 1521 7\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #278\, Jesus’ Irish Hog URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-278-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nJesus’ Irish Hog
\nCelebrate the second cumming! It is written in the striptures that Jesus will die (who kneweth he couldn’t *actually* walk on water)\, a nd later when the planets aligneth he will rise again (at least\, you know \, certain parts of him). As it was written\, so shall it be.
\nThe purpose of this trail is to demonstrate in real time why Jesus can’t go ha shing\, and also beer. He and his cohares\, or should I say fluffers\, hop e to meet ye in the Squirrel Hill Sports Bar at 6:30 pm on March 9. Togeth er we will lead you on a vigorous spiritual journey as we plan for the rap ture. Those interested in surviving at least beyond the night should bring a lighted torch to show you the Way\, and any animals you wish to take wi th you into valhalla are welcome. Along the path we will remember those we have lost\, herald those who are yet to cum\, and endure those who runnet h alongside us. In the name of the beer\, and the fun\, and the run\, may you last all night!
\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124353@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240329T015503Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:New Moon DarkSide CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Hares: T-Bag and Jinkies\nWhat: DS #93\nWhere: TBD\nWhen: March 21\, 2023 at 6:30pm\, on out at 7:00pm\nWhy: To run a longer\, harder tra il and enjoy the shit out of it!\nT-Bag won a prize at a charity event. T hat prize included tequila AND the requirement to hare a DarkSide trail! Here it is\, so come out and enjoy a prize DarkSide! DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20230321T183000 LOCATION:TBD SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:Darkside #93\, T-Bag and Jinkies URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/darkside-93-t-bag-and-jinkies/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nHares: T-Bag
and Jinkies
\nWhat: DS #93
\nWhere: TBD
\nWhen: March 21\,
2023 at 6:30pm\, on out at 7:00pm
\nWhy: To run a longer\, harder tra
il and enjoy the shit out of it!
T-Bag won a prize at a charity ev ent. That prize included tequila AND the requirement to hare a DarkSide t rail! Here it is\, so come out and enjoy a prize DarkSide!
\n HTML> X-COST:$5 X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124247@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240329T015503Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Over the river(s) and through the woods\, to Southern Tier we g o!\nJoin Kink Liaison and London Britches as they lead you up down and aro und the sights of Pittsburgh. As we all know\, we love our city\, even if it ain’t so pretty — so let’s get out and soak in that rust belt glow. May be you’ll see some decaying infrastructure! Maybe another bridge will fall down! Maybe the Ohio River will shimmer with toxins from upstream! There’ s only one way to find out.\nThey may not be the hares you wanted\, but th ey’re the hares you needed. They’ll at least have enough beer.\nYou’ll be fine without trail shoes. Fido friendliest TBD. DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20230323T183000 GEO:+40.446379;-80.010413 LOCATION:Southern iier Brewing Co. @ 316 N Shore Dr\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15212 \, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #279\, Kinky Britches URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-279-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nFrom your har eraiser…
\nNary did the hares provide me with a writeup\,
\nso Anal will freestyle and make some shit up.
\nI’m told trail is dog- friendly\, but start bar is not.
\nWe’re starting at Nico’s where yo u can get a beer and a shot.
\nSince it’s in Bloomfield\, I guess tr ail shoes ain’t right\,
\nbut maybe wear layers because it’s an earl y April night.
\nBring your five bucks\, so you can drink beer and d o trail\,
\nand when you see the number of hares\, you can exclaim\, “WHAT THE HELL?”
\n\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124358@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240329T015503Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:New Moon DarkSide\,Special Hashes CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:What: DarkSide Marathon\nWhere: TBC and Cockles house\, 3952 Mc Clure Avenue\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15212\nWhen: Meet at 11am or so to go over everything and get situated. First mile at 11:30ish.\nWhy: To push ourselv es harder and longer\, but only partially in the dark this time!\nAfter a resounding success last year\, DS Marathon is back (RIP DS Overnight). We’ re doing a ~2 mile an hour event\, with a DarkSide twist…because…well…Dark Side doesn’t do it the easy way. The end goal is going to be a marathon of distance over the span of 12 hours\, with activities to keep us active!\n Some activities that we’re planning on doing: cooking food\, cornhole\, an d also…a whole fucking PGH trail!!\nSchedule:\nMeet at 11am\nReview routes \, get situated\, get ready\n11:30ish: Out and back\, the long leg\nAfter that\, 1 mile every 30 minutes\nPGH hash in the middle\nHash cash: $20 Thi s covers beer\, food\, games\, beer making\, etc. Anything left over goes to a charity.\nAlso\, for each mile that you don’t do\, you pay $1 extra t hat we will pay out to the charity\, which is World Central Kitchen: https ://wck.org/\nPGH hash event with details: https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/ hash-2066-pgh-ds-crossover/ DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20230415T110000 DTEND;TZID=America/New_York:20230415T234500 GEO:+40.486787;-80.040238 LOCATION:Clap and Cockle's House @ 3952 McClure Ave\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15212 \, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:DS#94 – DarkSide Marathon URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/ds94-darkside-marathon/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\n
What: DarkSid
e Marathon
\nWhere: TBC and Cockles house\, 3952 McClure Avenue\, Pit
tsburgh\, PA 15212
\nWhen: Meet at 11am or so to go over everything a
nd get situated. First mile at 11:30ish.
\nWhy: To push ourselves har
der and longer\, but only partially in the dark this time!
After a resounding success last year\, DS Marathon is back (RIP DS Overnight). We ’re doing a ~2 mile an hour event\, with a DarkSide twist…because…well…Dar kSide doesn’t do it the easy way. The end goal is going to be a marathon o f distance over the span of 12 hours\, with activities to keep us active!< /p>\n
Some activities that we’re planning on doing: cooking food\, cornh ole\, and also…a whole fucking PGH trail!!
\nSchedule:
\nMeet a
t 11am
\nReview routes\, get situated\, get ready
\n11:30ish: Ou
t and back\, the long leg
\nAfter that\, 1 mile every 30 minutes
PGH hash in the middle
\nHash cash: $20 This covers beer\, food \, games\, beer making\, etc. Anything left over goes to a charity.
\n< p>Also\, for each mile that you don’t do\, you pay $1 extra that we will p ay out to the charity\, which is World Central Kitchen: https://wck.org/ p>\nPGH hash event with details: https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/hash-2 066-pgh-ds-crossover/
\n X-COST:$20 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124207@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240329T015503Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:New Moon DarkSide\,Numbered Hashes\,Special Hashe s CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:In the midst of the DS marathon—a Pgh trail! It’s gonna get fuc kin’ weird.\nHares: DS Mismanagement\nSo\, there we were….drinking beer…. discussing DarkSide Marathon. We had a fun idea…nay\, a brilliant idea….N O\, a brilliantly stupid and fun idea! Why don’t we do the PGH hash in th e middle of the DS Marathon!?!?!? Add some spice and variety to things. Add pure cacophony into the mix.\nThe details: DS Marathon is a charity e vent. For this part of it\, you’ll pay $5\nMore details to come later.\nD S Marathon event details here: https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/ds94-darksi de-marathon/ DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20230415T140000 GEO:+40.486787;-80.040238 LOCATION:Clap and Cockle's House @ 3952 McClure Ave\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15212 \, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:Hash #2066: PGH-DS Crossover URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/hash-2066-pgh-ds-crossover/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nIn the midst of the DS marathon—a Pgh trail! It’s gonna get fuckin’ weird.
\nHare s: DS Mismanagement
\nSo\, there we were….drinking beer….discussing DarkSide Marathon. We had a fun idea…nay\, a brilliant idea….NO\, a bril liantly stupid and fun idea! Why don’t we do the PGH hash in the middle o f the DS Marathon!?!?!? Add some spice and variety to things. Add pure c acophony into the mix.
\nThe details: DS Marathon is a charity even t. For this part of it\, you’ll pay $5
\nMore details to come later .
\nDS Marathon event details here: https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/ ds94-darkside-marathon/
\n X-COST:$5 X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124249@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240329T015503Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Come celebrate TightE’s favorite holiday. Trail will be approx 4.2 miles. Beer stops\, circle\, and on-out will be 420 friendly\, so smok e ‘em if you got ‘em. DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20230420T183000 GEO:+40.406045;-79.924599 LOCATION:Duck Hollow Trail @ Duck Hollow Trail\, Pittsburgh\, PA\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #281\, Tight-E URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-281-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nCome celebrat e TightE’s favorite holiday. Trail will be approx 4.2 miles. Beer stops\, circle\, and on-out will be 420 friendly\, so smoke ‘em if you got ‘em.
\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124395@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240329T015503Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Off-week PITT fun! Join Hickey and London for a bonus PITT trai l at a new brewery! What could be better than that?\n***\nThe hares have b een waiting six years for a Pittsburgh microbrewery to open in South Side. Now that one is open 3 blocks from our house we want to support them by h aving the hash buy a lot of beer in a 30-45 minutes span. (But please drin k responsibly and don’t drive/ride home drunk)\nTrail Shoes/Bug Spray: No trail shoes needed for this trail. And I don’t anticipate any Fuck Me Sout h Side Slopes hill climbs.\nDogs: Trail will be dog friendly. But not sure if the brewery is. They don’t open again until Wednesday so check back We dnesday evening to see if dogs are allowed inside or if they have to wait outside.\nParking: Don’t park in Ascend’s parking lot and be mindful of zo ne restrictions . There is plenty of free parking on Josephine (a couple b locks south). Parking is also free in metered areas after 6PM on Jane and Mary between 20th and 21st. I will post again day of the hash to remind ev eryone about parking. DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20230427T183000 GEO:+40.426585;-79.975992 LOCATION:Velum Fermentation @ 2120 Jane St\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15203\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #282\, Hickey and London URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-282-hickey-and-london/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nOff-week PITT fun! Join Hickey and London for a bonus PITT trail at a new brewery! What could be better than that?
\n***
\nThe hares have been waitin g six years for a Pittsburgh microbrewery to open in South Side. Now that one is open 3 blocks from our house we want to support them by having the hash buy a lot of beer in a 30-45 minutes span. (But please drink responsi bly and don’t drive/ride home drunk)
\nTrail Shoes/Bug Spray: No tra il shoes needed for this trail. And I don’t anticipate any Fuck Me South S ide Slopes hill climbs.
\nDogs: Trail will be dog friendly. But not sure if the brewery is. They don’t open again until Wednesday so check bac k Wednesday evening to see if dogs are allowed inside or if they have to w ait outside.
\nParking: Don’t park in Ascend’s parking lot and be mi ndful of zone restrictions . There is plenty of free parking on Josephine (a couple blocks south). Parking is also free in metered areas after 6PM o n Jane and Mary between 20th and 21st. I will post again day of the hash t o remind everyone about parking.
\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124250@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240329T015503Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3\,Special Hashes CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:A long time ago in a galaxy far\, far\, away two half-minds agr eed to go on a date based on their shared interest in beer and running\, a nd now you all have to deal with the consequences.\nCome on out to Zano’s for the Major and Two Birds May-the-Fourth/Cinco de Cuatro Wedding Hash Sp ectacular! Wear your best Star Wars/Arrested Development/Wedding attire an d bring your lowest expectations!\nTrail will be wookie and doggo friendly ! Don’t forget a headlamp and trail shoes– who knows how long this nonsens e will take?\nContact Major Pecker (732-757-9241) with any questions about trail\, and get a hold of Two Birds if you find any better potential spou ses! (It’s not too late!) DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20230504T183000 GEO:+40.426473;-79.950014 LOCATION:Zano’s @ 3806 Acorn St\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15207\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #283\, Star Wars Wedding Trail URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-282-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nA long time ago in a galaxy far\, far\, away two half-minds agreed to go on a date based on their shared interest in beer and running\, and now you all have to deal with the consequences.< /span>
\nCome on out to Zano’s for the Major and Two Birds May-the-F ourth/Cinco de Cuatro Wedding Hash Spectacular! Wear your best Star Wars/A rrested Development/Wedding attire and bring your lowest expectations!
\nTrail will be wookie and doggo friendly! Don’t forget a headlamp and trail shoes– who knows how long this nonsense will take?
\nContact M ajor Pecker (732-757-9241) with any questions about trail\, and get a hold of Two Birds if you find any better potential spouses! (It’s not too late !)
\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124350@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240329T015503Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Beer Mile CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:ARE YOU READY FOR THE BEER MILE???\n\nYou can compete as an ind ividual or as a 4-person relay! We’ll be following the official beer mile rules\, so your beer has to be at least 5%.\n\nGo to https://www.beermile. com for rules and past results from your fellow hashers!\n\nEveryone bring s their own beer. After all\, you might want to be extra choosey since you ’ll probably taste it going down and coming back up!\n\nIf you don’t want to run\, come and cheer on the beer-guzzling participants! DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20230511T200000 GEO:+40.432911;-79.945731 LOCATION:Schenley Oval Sportsplex @ 1 Overlook Dr\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15238\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT Beer Mile: Spring Edition URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-beer-mile-spring-edition/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nHares: Snatch
Rabbit and Jousting with Jesus
\nWhat: DS #95
\nWhere: Jekyl &
Hyde\, 140 S 18th St\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15203
\nWhen: May 19\, 2023 at
6:30pm\, on out at 7:00pm
\nWhy: To run a longer\, harder trail and
enjoy the shit out of it!
Join Deadwood \, 7 minutes in Heaving\, and El Cock for a merry jaunt through scenic Oak land. Deadwood has lived there for a decade and is sick of it but you will get to see every place he has lived on trail. Come on out to Bootleggers which was where Deadwood lost his hash virginity for a weekend prelube. Tr ail will be doggo friendly and leave those trail shoes at home. Trees are dirty and we will avoid them at all costs. Also we should all probably jus t walk this one\, Deadwood isn’t too speedy in his old age. Of course Heav in and El Cock will be uncatchable.
\nContact us for any questions!< /p>\n
Also we will be going to an on after with food rather than having food because the hares were too busy fornicating to figure it out.
\n BODY> X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124253@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240329T015503Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Just Marisa Takes the Plunge\nGet ready for a night we’ll try t o make you forget as we head over to Hop’s Place on the North Side in anti cipation of a flat*\, all-pavement*\, poison-ivy-free*\, and tick-free* ut opian* romp arahnd northtahn. Just Marisa has never hared a trail before\, so naturally we put her in charge. As fortune would have it\, she’s just as much of a masochist as we are (in case you expected a kinder\, gentler Jinkies-MyHogNMe trail). And also like us\, what this trail lacks in lengt h it makes up for in charm. And remember\, mismanagement is in the awkward transition phase\, so we’ll probably do whatever we want.\n*bullshit. You may want trail shoes\, dick spray\, shiggy socks\, a light\, a plastic bu bble\, a first aid kit\, and a will. Hell\, you should probably stay home. DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20230615T183000 GEO:+40.472676;-80.03142 LOCATION:Hop’s Place @ 3037 Shadeland Ave\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15212\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #286\, MyHogNMe URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-285-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nJust Marisa T akes the Plunge
\nGet ready for a night we’ll try to make you forget as we head over to Hop’s Place on the North Side in anticipation of a fla t*\, all-pavement*\, poison-ivy-free*\, and tick-free* utopian* romp arahn d northtahn. Just Marisa has never hared a trail before\, so naturally we put her in charge. As fortune would have it\, she’s just as much of a maso chist as we are (in case you expected a kinder\, gentler Jinkies-MyHogNMe trail). And also like us\, what this trail lacks in length it makes up for in charm. And remember\, mismanagement is in the awkward transition phase \, so we’ll probably do whatever we want.
\n*bullshit. You may want trail shoes\, dick spray\, shiggy socks\, a light\, a plastic bubble\, a f irst aid kit\, and a will. Hell\, you should probably stay home.
\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124440@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240329T015503Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:New Moon DarkSide CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:On Out: 7PM.\nWhat: Dark Side number 96.\nHares: Shriveled in L ondon and Hickey No Dickey\nHash Cash: $5\nWhere: Jay’s Lounge. 2176 Webst er Ave\, Pittsburgh\, 15219\nWhen: 6:30. Hares on out at 7.\nWhy: To run a longer\, harder trail and enjoy the shit out of it!!! And to help the har es get back in running shape after 2.5 weeks in Asia. DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20230617T183000 GEO:+40.447146;-79.977956 LOCATION:Jay's Lounge @ 2176 Webster Ave\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15219\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:Dark Side #96 URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/dark-side-96/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nOn Out: 7PM.<
br />\nWhat: Dark Side number 96.
\nHares: Shriveled in London and Hi
ckey No Dickey
\nHash Cash: $5
\nWhere: Jay’s Lounge. 2176 Webst
er Ave\, Pittsburgh\, 15219
\nWhen: 6:30. Hares on out at 7.
\nW
hy: To run a longer\, harder trail and enjoy the shit out of it!!! And to
help the hares get back in running shape after 2.5 weeks in Asia.
Who: Defender
of Peedom\, Fuk Stik\, Token’s Little Cuckold
\nWhat: PITT H3’s 10 Y
ear Analversary Trail
\nWhen: June 29th\, 2023 @ 1830
\nWhere: J
ack’s Bar 1117 E. Carson St. Pittsburgh\, PA 15203
\nWhy: To relive t
he glory days of PITT H3.
On June 27\, 2013\, a group of halfminds (half wits?) pooled their remaining braincells together to start what is known today as the Pittsburgh Inebriated Thirsty Thursday Hash House Harri ers. Designed with intention to be more debaucherous\, the younger\, loude r\, and snottier group regularly pissed Thursdays nights into drunken blac kouts and obscurity. This week we will be returning to our humble beginnin gs and relive the trail that started it all. Join us at Jack’s for a pre-t rail Imp & Iron before embarking on a trip through time on a night you’re sure not to remember. Urban Tap serves food until 2300 so if everything go es according to plan we will be able to grab some quick eats before headin g to Belvedere’s Ultra Dive for some late night dancing. Be sure to pack a dry bag\, bad decisions\, and extra condoms because this Thursday could g et very weird.
\nTrail stats:
\nLength: 3-5 miles
\nGirth:
Sufficient
\nShiggy: meh
\nPI: Probably
Questions\, Com
ments\, & Concerns can be directed to Defender of Peedom @ 724-953-1907
\nBitches\, Gripes\, & Complaints can be directed to Mismanagement @ pi
tts.hhh@gmail.com.
Looking for a cash only bar? Lou’s got it. ATM to get that cash? Lou’s got it. Need a P BR pounder for 3.50? Lou’s got it. Smoker friendly space? Lou’s got it. Do g friendly back porch? Lou’s got it. Ideal location for walking\, biking\, and parking? Lou’s got it.
\nCome join ICP\, Just Brian\, and Aband on Shit as one of your hares celebrates another year around this rock. Dog friendly trail\, but there is one part they may need assistance with thro ugh a fence… but there is a longer way around. Normal shoes will work. Tic k spray not needed\, but bug spray in general\, sure?
\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124441@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240329T015503Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:New Moon DarkSide\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Kink Liaison & I’ll finish tomorrow will be celebrating the rel ease of the year’s two biggest films (and that Kink forgot to check the da te before he said yes)with a combined PITT/Dark Side trail. Like the choic e between pink social satire and crippling historic fallout\, hashers will be able to choose to run a traditional PITT length trail or a longer and more challenging DS variation that will (probably) be clearly marked. Eith er will count towards your PITT trail total. For those who have never done a Dark Side trail this is a good time to check Dark Side out. More specif ics to follow.\nStart: 6:30\nOn Out: 7PM.\nWhat: Dark Side number 97 combi ned with PITT (off week) 289\nHares: Kink Liaison + I’ll Finish Tomorrow\n Hash Cash: $5 (Cash only)\nWhere: Oakland TBD\nWhen: 6:30. Hares on out at 7.\nWhy: To run a longer\, harder trail and enjoy the shit out of it!!! DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20230720T183000 GEO:+40.441738;-79.957454 LOCATION:Mario's Oakland Saloon @ 116 Oakland Ave\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15213\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:Kink Liaison & I’ll Finish Tomorrow’s Dark Side 97/PITT (Off Week) 289 Combined Trail – Barbenheimer URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-2xx-darkside-xx-crossover-trail/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nIt’s PITT’s 1
0th analversary and you don’t want to go in without lubing up your drinkin
g muscles.
\nJoin us as we hit some of the ‘best ofs’ of the city.
Trail will be short\, flat\, and shiggy free as all trails in Pittsb urgh are. Do hares lie? That’s for us to know and you to find out!
\nWhere: Sly Fox at the Highline (NOT downtown)
\nWhen: 6:30pm\, 7pm hares On-Out
\nWho: Moon\, Crackfiller\, and BitchinHeat
\nHas h cash: $5
\nREQUIRED bring: $2.50 or a Pitt/CMU ID
\nDogs: Le ave ’em home for this one
\nQuestions\, concerns\, need advice on ho w to seemingly be known everywhere? Contact Moon (412) 310-3741
\nOt herwise contact Crack or BiH
\n\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124257@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240329T015503Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Cum prepared for a weekend of glitz and glamour as we celebrate PITT H3’s 10th Beerthday! Let us escort you down the red carpet in your s himmering frocks and lacy garments. You’ll be treated like a star as we be er you on the finest of ales and provide entertainment for all you A-liste rs.\nYour weekend rego includes habby giveaway\, a meet-n-greet with the l ocals on Friday evening\, queer mile\, trail on Saturday\, games\, naked s hot crawl\, beer beer beer\, a DJ spinning tunes on Friday and Saturday ni ghts\, allure\, and style.\nCamp fees are covered in cost of rego\, and th e beer will start flowing at 6pm on Friday. You’re on your own for food on Friday\, but all meals are provided on Saturday\, and breakfast is provid ed on Sunday. As expected\, trail will be short\, flat\, and shiggy-free. \nAs we all know by now\, if you’re sick\, stay home. We only want your go od germs.\nCamp Davis is a private\, gay owned & operated\, clothing optio nal campground. We embrace everyone gay\, straight\, or anything in-betwee n. Our goal is to provide a friendly\, safe\, & comfortable environment fo r all no matter how you identify. The campground is complete with running hot showers\, dancehall\, and heated pool.\nRego here now! https://hashreg o.com/events/pitth3-pitt-h3-10th-analversary-campout-the–2023?fbclid=IwAR2 cjCBjNO50MQOeAL8Do9LGGtpJJt-PGeXL7b2R2GG9bvDnfQaYTuHjj8g\nHares for trail: Spermit\, Lips\, and Click It DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20230728T170000 DTEND;TZID=America/New_York:20230730T120000 GEO:+41.053533;-79.941414 LOCATION:Camp Davis @ 311 Redbrush Rd\, Boyers\, PA 16020\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #291\, 10th Analversary PITT Weekend: The Golden Globes URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-289-pitt-weekend/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\n
Cum prepared for a weekend of glitz and glamour as we celebrate PITT H3’s 10th Beerthda y! Let us escort you down the red carpet in your shimmering frocks and lac y garments. You’ll be treated like a star as we beer you on the finest of ales and provide entertainment for all you A-listers.
\nYour weekend rego includes habby giveaway\, a meet-n-greet with the locals on Friday e vening\, queer mile\, trail on Saturday\, games\, naked shot crawl\, beer beer beer\, a DJ spinning tunes on Friday and Saturday nights\, allure\, a nd style.
\nCamp fees are covered in cost of rego\, and the beer wil l start flowing at 6pm on Friday. You’re on your own for food on Friday\, but all meals are provided on Saturday\, and breakfast is provided on Sund ay. As expected\, trail will be short\, flat\, and shiggy-free.
\nAs we all know by now\, if you’re sick\, stay home. We only want your good g erms.
\nCamp Davis is a private\, gay owned & operated\, clothing op tional campground. We embrace everyone gay\, straight\, or anything in-bet ween. Our goal is to provide a friendly\, safe\, & comfortable environment for all no matter how you identify. The campground is complete with runni ng hot showers\, dancehall\, and heated pool.
\n\nHares for trail: Spermit\, Lips\, and Click It
\n< /HTML> END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124258@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240329T015503Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Arrows don’t lie but hares do. Or do they?\nCum out and join Pe arl and Bitchin’ to find out. And to celebrate these two Leo’s birthdays. \nTrail will be flat-ish\, full of shiggy\, and certainly dry and cool.\nW hen? 6:30pm\, 7pm hares away\nWhere? The Bridge 6018 Broad St\, Pittsburgh \, PA 15206\nWhy? It’s our birthdays ya wanker!\nDogs? The Bridge is not d og friendly. There are parts of trail that may be difficult to navigate wi th a dog in tow.\nParking? There is street parking and also a lot down the block from the starting bar.\nHash Cash? $5\nQuestions and all that jazz\ , hit up your hares. BitchinHeat: 908-380-2629\, Pearl Necklace: 585-738-6 788 DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20230810T183000 GEO:+40.462;-79.923899 LOCATION:6018 Broad St\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15206\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #293\, Pearl Necklace and BiH URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-290-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nWho: Shrivele
d in London & El Cock
\nWhen: August 24th @6:30 pm\, 7pm hares away\nWhere: Obey House Tavern
\nCash or Credit Card?: Beers are pret
ty cheap at this bar so we suggest being courteous and paying with cash\,
but credit card accepted if you only have plastic.
\nTrail shoes: The
off road parts can be done with regular running shoes and without shiggy
socks.
\nBug spray: Yes\, Bug spray recommended for this trail.
\nDoggo friendly: Bar not dog friendly. There are a couple parts of trail
that could be challenging for dogs.
\nParking: DON’T BE A DICK!!! Ple
ase don’t park in their parking lot. Parking is plentiful on Steuben Stree
t\, but you should park ~1000 feet away from the intersection where the ba
r is located. Parking is also available on some of the side streets. Parki
ng isn’t allowed on Obey Street.
\nHash cash: $5.00 except for virgin
s
Start: 6:30
\nOn Out: 7:00
\nWhat: DS 99
\n
Hash Cash: $5 (Cash Only)
\nWhere: Bulldog Pub\, 1818 Morningside Ave
\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15206
\nWhy: To run a longer\, harder trail and en
joy the shit out of it!!!
\nAdditional general info: This is a Dark S
ide trail that just happens to be on a Thursday.
Friday the 13th
\nDS# 100 / ICH3 # 24
\nHares – Plea Barkin/Beets
\nBy all accounts of history\, Friday the 13th has alw ays been associated with good luck\, good fortune and bon temps. Just ask the Knights of Templar\, who were fortunate enough to deliver their own ti dings of joy to their benefactors. Some enthusiasts of the day even wear h ockey masks to ensure their fortunes. To continue this tradition\, two ken nels combine to offer the hash what has been referred to as the shittiest trail ever to be conceived.
\nTo comply with DS rules\, the trail wi ll start in the city of Pittsburgh. DS mileage rating and live haring requ irements will also be met by taking the eagle. If you’re not up to that\, try taking the turkey\, it might be shorter. Qualified trail analysts opin e there may be shiggy\, and in typical fashion of the hares\, absence of l aw enforcement cannot be guaranteed.
\nIn order to comply with ICH3 requirements\, at least one beer stop will be contra and occur within a li censed establishment\, however\, we may have up to two contra stops. We’ll let you know if cash only in advance of trail.
\nOn/out from Giant Eagle Market District bar in Waterworks Mall on Freeport Road.
\nExp
ect to be disappointed.
\nCum as you are. We promise nothing\, and br
ing even less to the table.
\nBring Virgins.
\nWe never charge h
ash cash.
\nAttendance is mandatory.
Meetup 6:30pm
\nOn
out 7:00pm
Start: 6:30\nOn Out: 7:00
\nWhat: DS 101
\nHash Cash: $5 (Cash Only)
\nWhere: Steel City Sports Bar & Grub\, 1216 Woods Run Ave Pittsburgh P
A 15212 Pittsburgh\, PA 15212
\nWhy: To run a longer\, harder trail a
nd enjoy the shit out of it!!!
Who: Team Hyp
notoad
\nWhen: November 16th @6:30 pm\, 7pm hares away
\nWhere:
Rock Room
\nTrail shoes: Maybe? How brave are you?
\nShiggy:
\nBug spray: No
\nDoggo friendly: Yes
\nParking: Sure
\nH
ash cash: Free to everyone. 300 bby
Hoppy Hardwoo d and The Black Clap will take you on a turkey-filled trail.
\nWhere : Penn Brewery\, 800 Vinial St\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15212
\nWhy: It’s the night before Thanksgiving and the Sandturkey is nigh! Can you catch t he Sandturkey as it winds through the night?
\n X-COST:$5 X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124396@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240329T015503Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Who: T-Bag & ABS\nWhen: November 30th @6:30 pm\, 7pm hares away \nWhere: Ugly Dog Saloon\, 2351 Noblestown Rd #1\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15205\n Trail shoes: not necessary\nShiggy:\nBug spray: not needed\nDoggo friendly : Logan approved (except start bar)\nParking:\nHash cash: $5.00 except for virgins DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20231130T183000 SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #302\, T-Bag and ABS URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-300-porn-again/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nWho: T-Bag &
ABS
\nWhen: November 30th @6:30 pm\, 7pm hares away
\nWhere: Ugl
y Dog Saloon\, 2351 Noblestown Rd #1\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15205
\nTrail
shoes: not necessary
\nShiggy:
\nBug spray: not needed
\nDo
ggo friendly: Logan approved (except start bar)
\nParking:
\nHas
h cash: $5.00 except for virgins
Who: TBC
\nWhat: DarkSide #102\, Krampus: Return to Hell
\nWhere: Carmody’s G
rill\, 4905 Grand Ave\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15225
\nWhy: To hash harder a
nd longer\, in the dark and enjoy the shit out of it!
Come on out to hell\, errrr\, Neville Island and see Krampus! Lots of flat pavement\, lots of island\, and of course…. all of the finest industrial air pollutio n that has brought Krampus back to Neville Island again! That asshole foun d some new terrain and he’s just chomping\, biting\, whipping\, and puttin g the slowest hasher into his basket!
\n X-COST:$5 X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124564@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240329T015503Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3\,Special Hashes CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Who: Scrum\, Assotope\, Leaver Behind\nWhen: December 14th @6:3 0 pm\, 7pm hares away\nWhere: Aslin Brewing\nTrail shoes: Pavement poundin g\nShiggy: 0.69\nBug spray: Not unless you just like the smell.\nDoggo fri endly: Probably not.\nParking: There is a lot behind Aslin or free parking down the street if you’re up for a longer walk.\nHash cash: $5.00 except for virgins\nCum one\, cum all to the annual White Elephant trail. Trail w ill be a short\, flat pavement pounder. Ugly Christmas sweaters are encour aged.\nWe’ll have a White Elephant gift exchange in circle. If you want to participate\, bring a wrapped gift that’s under $10 to exchange. No biolo gical gifts. (Defender\, that includes any part of a deer.) DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20231214T183000 SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #303\, Scrum & Assatope (Gift Exchange Hash) URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-3xx-scrum-gift-exchange-hash/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nWho: Shameles
s Cussy\, Myhoganme & Zoogoo
\nWhen: January 25th @6:30 pm\, 7pm hare
s away
\nWhere: J Goughs Tavern\, 4213 Murray Ave\, Pittsburgh\, PA 1
5217
\nTrail shoes:
\nShiggy:
\nBug spray:
\nDoggo fri
endly:
\nParking:
\nHash cash: $5.00 except for virgins
\nA
write up is coming\, but get your glitter\, sequins and rhinestones ready
.
Trail shoes a
re encouraged\, but not necessary. Trail will be walker friendly.
\nU
nless the RA changes their mind\, it looks like trail will be moist.
\nTrail should be dog friendly\, but not sure about start bar.
\nPark
ing in the area is on street and probably pretty shitty.
\nIf you wan
t an on after recommendation\, Mario’s is open until 2AM.
Who: El Cock
& Shriveled in London
\nWhen: February 29th @6:30 pm\, 7pm hares away
\nWhere: Froggy’s Bar 4602 Liberty Ave.
\nTrail shoes: Not nece
ssary
\nShiggy: 0/10.
\nBug spray: No trail shoes required\, shi
ggy lsited as 0/10…
\nDoggo friendly: Trail definitely yes\, unsure a
bout bar.
\nParking: This is a commercial business. We recommend chec
king the side streets for parking.
\nHash cash: $5.00 except for virg
ins
Who: Bitch In
Heat & Pearl Necklace
\nWhen: March 7th @6:30 pm\, 7pm hares away
\nWhere: Red’s Good News\, 542 Brookline Blvd\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15226\nTrail shoes:
\nShiggy:
\nBug spray:
\nDoggo friendly:
\nParking:
\nHash cash: $5.00 except for virgins
Details cummi ng soon!
\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124905@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240329T015503Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:New Moon DarkSide CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:What: DarkSide Marathon\nWhere: TBC and Cockles house\, 3952 Mc Clure Avenue\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15212\nWhen: Meet at 11am or so to go over everything and get situated. First mile at 11:30ish.\nWhy: To push ourselv es harder and longer\, but only partially in the dark this time!\nThe basi cs: We’re doing a ~2 mile an hour event\, with a DarkSide twist…because…w ell…DarkSide doesn’t do it the easy way. The end goal is going to be a mar athon of distance over the span of 12 hours\, with activities to keep us a ctive!\nSome activities that we’re planning on doing: cooking food\, cornh ole\, etc\nSchedule:\nMeet at 11am\nReview routes\, get situated\, get rea dy\n11:30ish: Out and back\, the long leg\nAfter that\, 1 mile every 30 mi nutes\nHash cash: $20 This covers beer\, food\, games\, beer making\, etc. Anything left over goes to a charity.\nAlso\, for each mile that you don’ t do\, you pay $1 extra that we will pay out to the charity\, which is Wor ld Central Kitchen: https://wck.org/ DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20240413T110000 GEO:+40.486787;-80.040238 LOCATION:TBC and Cockles House @ 3952 McClure Ave\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15212\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:DS#106 – DarkSide Marathon URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/ds106-darkside-marathon/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nWhat: DarkSid
e Marathon
\nWhere: TBC and Cockles house\, 3952 McClure Avenue\, Pit
tsburgh\, PA 15212
\nWhen: Meet at 11am or so to go over everything a
nd get situated. First mile at 11:30ish.
\nWhy: To push ourselves har
der and longer\, but only partially in the dark this time!
The bas ics: We’re doing a ~2 mile an hour event\, with a DarkSide twist…because… well…DarkSide doesn’t do it the easy way. The end goal is going to be a ma rathon of distance over the span of 12 hours\, with activities to keep us active!
\nSome activities that we’re planning on doing: cooking food \, cornhole\, etc
\nSchedule:
\nMeet at 11am
\nReview rout
es\, get situated\, get ready
\n11:30ish: Out and back\, the long leg
\nAfter that\, 1 mile every 30 minutes
Hash cash: $20 This c overs beer\, food\, games\, beer making\, etc. Anything left over goes to a charity.
\nAlso\, for each mile that you don’t do\, you pay $1 ext ra that we will pay out to the charity\, which is World Central Kitchen: h ttps://wck.org/
\n X-COST:$20 X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124572@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240329T015503Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Details cumming soon! DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20240418T130200 SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #313\, Cuffed and Battered & El Cock URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-3xx-hare-needed-6/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nDetails cummi ng soon!
\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123747@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240329T015503Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Celebrate 10 years of hashing with PA and Scrum! DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20240502T183000 SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #314: PA and Scrum’s 10-Year Hashiversary Trail URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-pa-and-scrums-10-year-hashiversary -trail/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nCelebrate 10 years of hashing with PA and Scrum!
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\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124793@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240329T015503Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Details Cumming Soon! DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20240530T183000 GEO:+40.426585;-79.975992 LOCATION:Velum Fermentation @ 2120 Jane St\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15203\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PIT #3xx\, Hickey No Dickey & Shriveled in London URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-3xx-hare-needed-7/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nDetails Cummi ng Soon!
\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124794@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240329T015503Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Details cumming soon! DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20240613T183000 SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #3XX- Moon URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-3xx-hare-needed-8/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nDetails cummi ng soon!
\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124795@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240329T015503Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Details cumming soon! DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20240627T183000 SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #3XX- Porn Again\, Scrum & ICP URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-3xx-hare-needed-9/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nDetails cummi ng soon!
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\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124797@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240329T015503Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION: DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20240725T183000 SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #3XX- Projectile Dog Shit URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-3xx-hare-needed-11/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124833@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240329T015503Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:PITT-H3\,Special Hashes CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Cum on out to the 11th Annual PITT Hash weekend. Prepare yourse lf with some dark gothy satanic styling\, gay majesty\, or any fantastic f usion of this double entendre. We’re goona love seeing what you come up wi th!\nRego opens on 3/1/2024\nRego Here for this event: https://hashrego.c om/events/pitth3-pitt-h3-11th-analversary-weekend-his–2024\nYour weekend r ego includes habby giveaway\, a meat-n-greet with the locals on Friday eve ning\, queer mile\, trail on Saturday\, games\, naked shot crawl\, beer be er beer\, a DJ spinning tunes on Friday and Saturday nights\, allure\, and style.\nCamp fees are covered in cost of rego\, and the beer will start f lowing at 6pm on Friday. You’re on your own for food on Friday\, but all m eals are provided on Saturday\, and breakfast is provided on Sunday. As ex pected\, trail will be short\, flat\, and shiggy-free.\nAs we all know by now\, if you’re sick\, stay home. We only want your good germs.\nCamp Davi s is a private\, gay owned & operated\, clothing optional campground. We e mbrace everyone gay\, straight\, or anything in-between. Our goal is to pr ovide a friendly\, safe\, & comfortable environment for all no matter how you identify. The campground is complete with running hot showers\, dance hall\, and heated pool. DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20240726T180000 DTEND;TZID=America/New_York:20240728T060300 GEO:+41.053533;-79.941414 LOCATION:Camp Davis @ 311 Redbrush Rd\, Boyers\, PA 16020\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT-H3 11th Analversary Weekend: His Dark Majesty URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-h3-11th-analversary-weekend-his-da rk-majesty/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nCum on out to the 11th Annual PITT Hash weekend. Prepare yourself with some dark gothy satanic styling\, gay majesty\, or any fantastic fusion of this double ent endre. We’re goona love seeing what you come up with!
\nRego opens o n 3/1/2024
\nRego Here for this event: https://hashrego.com/events/pitth3-pitt-h3-11th-analversary-wee kend-his–2024
\nYour weekend rego includes habby giveaw
ay\, a meat-n-greet with the locals on Friday evening\, queer mile\, trail
on Saturday\, games\, naked shot crawl\, beer beer beer\, a DJ spinning t
unes on Friday and Saturday nights\, allure\, and style.
\nCamp fees
are covered in cost of rego\, and the beer will start flowing at 6pm on Fr
iday. You’re on your own for food on Friday\, but all meals are provided o
n Saturday\, and breakfast is provided on Sunday. As expected\, trail will
be short\, flat\, and shiggy-free.
As we all know by now\, if you ’re sick\, stay home. We only want your good germs.
\nCamp Davis is a private\, gay owned & operated\, clothing optional campground. We embrac e everyone gay\, straight\, or anything in-between. Our goal is to provide a friendly\, safe\, & comfortable environment for all no matter how you i dentify. The campground is complete with running hot showers\, dance hall\ , and heated pool.
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