BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//192.3.201.55//NONSGML kigkonsult.se iCalcreator 2.26.9// CALSCALE:GREGORIAN METHOD:PUBLISH X-FROM-URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp X-WR-TIMEZONE:America/New_York BEGIN:VTIMEZONE TZID:America/New_York X-LIC-LOCATION:America/New_York BEGIN:STANDARD DTSTART:20231105T020000 TZOFFSETFROM:-0400 TZOFFSETTO:-0500 RDATE:20241103T020000 TZNAME:EST END:STANDARD BEGIN:DAYLIGHT DTSTART:20240310T020000 TZOFFSETFROM:-0500 TZOFFSETTO:-0400 RDATE:20250309T020000 TZNAME:EDT END:DAYLIGHT END:VTIMEZONE BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123352@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T145825Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:It all started in March 2020. Three went dancing through East-l iberty. But then suddenly\, right before the main event\, the music stoppe d (fade to black) …\n\nHowever nothing can stop a hasher. As spring return ed a year later (and then some)\, the music has restarted and its time to party!\n\nJoin your hares who have waited over a year for this shitty danc ing romp thru the Eastend. Expect hard surfaces\, a tree\, poorly planned routes (we had a year to plan this crap-fest therefore we just started)\, and dancing to celebrate HASHING!!!!\n\nSo bring back the past by wearing your favorite past dancing attire as the hares try to remember what it’s l ike to lay a live trail.\n\nCOVID Safety Note: A sign-in will be done for contact tracing\, temperatures will be taken upon arrival\, hand sanitizer will be available\, and payment via PayPal is recommended. People who are unwilling or unable to receive the vaccine are highly encouraged to conti nue wearing masks and practicing social distancing protocol\, to help prot ect themselves and others. Anyone who has been fully vaccinated can observ e the new guidelines released by the CDC. We will not be requiring proof o f vaccination but ask that you please use the honor system. If you are fou nd to be taking advantage of the system you may be asked to leave. Please always have a mask or facial covering available in the event we enter a pu blic space which requires the wearing of such articles. DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20210520T183000 DTEND;TZID=America/New_York:20210520T220000 GEO:+40.459827;-79.923447 LOCATION:East Side Bond Pedestrian Plaza next to BrewDog @ 6105 Spirit St\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15206\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #222\, Shameless\, Double Stuffed\, and Wheelbarrow Willie URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-222-shameless-double-stuffed-and-w heelbarrow-willie/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-WP-IMAGES-URL:thumbnail\;https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/ t67/1.5/16/1f622.png\;16\;16\,medium\;https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/e moji.php/v9/t67/1.5/16/1f622.png\;16\;16\,large\;https://static.xx.fbcdn.n et/images/emoji.php/v9/t67/1.5/16/1f622.png\;16\;16\,full\;https://static. xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/t67/1.5/16/1f622.png\;16\;16 X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n
\\nWho: The Blac
k Clap and Spermit
\nWhere: 412 Brewing
\nWhy: Hashing is great\
, you love it\, and
\nyou likely need a beer or two
\nCome join
us at 412 Brewing for a beer or two before trail. Trail will obviously be
short\, flat\, shiggy free\, and well thought out.
What could be sexy about a lazy\, fat orange cat who loves lasagna and hates Mondays\, a dumb dog who is more tongue and eyeballs than actual animal\, and a clum sy and geeky dork who plays accordion and dances to polka? You’re about to find out! Come just us for some comic strip worthy galavanting across the neighborhood of Garfield\, feel free to dress up as Garfield characters i f you’re hoping to be a fraction as sexy as your honorable hares. Trail wi ll be laid in lasagna\, no flour or ribbon\; trust us because hares never lie. We hope to see you at Purrrrrmantis this Thursday\, or may you be cur sed to a life of eternal Mondays!
\n END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123278@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T145825Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,Special Hashes CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Hey Yinzers. Preteen Protein and dwarfus interruptus will be in and all over you this Sunday\, June 27th in Brentwood. we will be driving 4 hours and spending a weekend with you…so you can drive across a fucking bridge or two to Brentwood to fulfill a Sunday masochistic urge. – Hell…s ome of you may even be able to walk across the Mon for this shit.\nPlease note different start time since your hares need to get back to their yurts .\nNomad H3 wants to have a mental health awareness yellow dress theme I k now yinzers love dresses and hate any thing yellow or gold. So I say fuck the dress and just wear something yellow… I am sure there is an old yellow rag or t-shirt somewhere in your home you keep handy for special crying o ccasions. For patch whores there may be some patches to buy (I am waiting on details).\nWe are collecting Hash Cash of $5.00.\nthis will cover trail beer and probably some down down beers at circle. So bring some money for Prelewd and On After.\nWe really need to know how many folks are coming s o please indicate cumming/foreplaying on one of the two event pages\n(The Nomad event\, or if you are in the Pittsburgh FB group please mark your at tendance in the event there.)\, and update it as you get more aroused.\ntr ail:\nTheme: well\, minions are yellow\, and sorta stupid like yinzers\,.. so wear something miniony – but anything yellow in a pinch. If yinz hate the Stehlerz\, Bucs\, and Pens… Stinko had a really cool yellow shirt a fe w years back.\nspecifics:\nA-A\, Rookies Bar\nApprox 5.69 miles\nShiggy: 5 .69\, possible PI\, puddle jumping\, thick underbrush. Shiggy Sox may be a good thing.\nthere will be prizes earned on trail. so pay attention to ch alk talk!\nsign in 1:00 pm\, probably in the bar.\nblessing of the hares 1 :25.\non out 1:30.\nCircle/On After:\nBeverages: After the down down beers are consumed it will be Buy Your Own Beverages.\nFood: The bar does not h ave a license to sell food. There will be very basic snacks provided by th e hares. At sign in we will ask you if you want pizza at On After and coll ect an extra buck or three if you want to eat delivered pizza from Big Guy Pizza (across the street). We will fine tune the cost to you and update. \nwhat to wear/bring:\nbug spray & sunscreen\nhash cash ($5) and a little more for food.\nwear yellow\nhugs for the nomad asshats.\nthere will proba bly more details coming soon. well\, only maybe. DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20210627T130000 DTEND;TZID=America/New_York:20210627T170000 GEO:+40.373559;-79.975942 LOCATION:Rookies Bar @ 3614 Brownsville Rd\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15227\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:Hash #1972\, Nomad H3 Trail by dwarfus interruptus URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/hash-1972-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nStart at Trac e. Fuckery to ensue.
\n END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123357@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T145825Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:ATTENTION: Location has been moved to Sly Fox Taphouse at the P oint\n\nScrum and Gaggle and Tight E and Muff\, two couples who met their significant others at the hash\, got married over the pandemic. Because we had pandemic weddings\, we didn’t get the chance to truly celebrate with everyone\, so come on out and celebrate with us! This hash is pandemic wed ding themed. What does that mean? It means whatever you want it to! Want t o wear a dress? Do it! Want to dress up like the coronavirus? Go for it. T he important thing is that we managed to get married during a global pande mic and we want to celebrate with you!\n\nWho: Scraggle Glock and TightMuf f\n\nWhat: Pandemic Wedding Hash\n\nWhen: Thursday July 15. Meet at 6:30\, on-out at 7.\n\nWhere: Sly Fox Taphouse at the Point\n300 Liberty Ave Sui te 100\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15222\n\nOther details:\n– It starts downtown so give yourself enough time to find parking and get a beer.\n– Dog friendly DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20210715T183000 DTEND;TZID=America/New_York:20210715T220000 GEO:+40.440813;-80.006145 LOCATION:Sly Fox Tap House @ 300 Liberty Ave #100\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15222\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #226\, Pandemic Wedding Hash URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-226-tight-e-muff-scrum-and-gaggle/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\n2020 was a ro ugh year for everyone\, now it is time to punch Covid in the dick! Cum as we commemorate 8 years of PITT H3 with an incredibly special festival of l ights at welcumming Camp Davis. Cum show us your post Covid Glow-up while we Blow your minds as we struggle to introduce you to an entire new level of mediocrity. We set our standards low and are rarely disappointed\, but we promise a great weekend filled with great trail\, more beer than you ca n ingest\, and plenty of nudity. Camp Davis is a clothing optional resort that includes running showers\, dancehall\, and heated pool. Bring an open mind and a thirst for beer and you will not be disappointed!
\nWeek end includes: giveaway\, Fancy Friday Meat ‘n’ Greet\, beer mile\, A short \, flat\, and shiggy free trail\, naked shot crawl\, beer beer beer\, DJ R ay\, and much much more.
\nCamp fees are covered in cost of rego and we will be providing beer starting at 6pm on July 23. You will be on your own for food on Friday\, but all meals and beer will be provided starting at 0700 on July 24 through breakfast on July 25. As expected\, trail will be short\, flat\, and shiggy free.
\nPrecautions will be taken as m
uch as possible to prevent spread of the covid-19 virus. We are looking fo
r all in attendance to be one of the following:
\n1. Fully vaccinated
\n2. Have a negative Covid test
\n3. Had Covid already\, recove
red and can prove it
\n4. If none of the above- Agree to wear a mask
for any time you are in close contact with others!
Additionally\, if you are under a government mandated Quarantine\, test positive\, or are sick Do Not Attend!! A full refund will be given!
\n\nCelebration of Light / Glow ‘n’ Blow< /p>\n
\nTent\ , sleeping bag\, luminaries\, open mind\, and thirst for beer\, bug spray\ , hand sanitizer
\nHashRego link: https://hashrego.com/events/pitth3 -glow-n-blow-2021
\n END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123375@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T145825Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Hares: London and Hickey\nWhere: The Huddle in the SOUTH HILLS! \nFor those wishing to reduce their environmental footprint\, or for those who are vehicularly challenged\, The Huddle is 453 feet from Broadway Ave at Hampshire T stop. DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20210729T183000 DTEND;TZID=America/New_York:20210729T220000 GEO:+40.409139;-80.024946 LOCATION:The Huddle @ 1648 Broadway Ave\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15216\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #228\, London and Hickey URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-227-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nHares: London and Hickey
\nWhere: The Huddle in the SOUTH HILLS!
\nhares: Clap a nd London
\nstart: Lincoln Avenue Brewing
\n END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123377@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T145825Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Short and shiggy free\, for the most part. Flat? No promises.\n Location: Start at Satalio’s on Bailey Ave. DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20210826T183000 GEO:+40.427245;-80.00421 LOCATION:Satalio's Bar and Lounge @ 27 Bailey Ave\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15211\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #230\, London Panties\, T-Bag\, and ICP URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-229-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nJoin us at th e Evergreen cafe for an impeccably planned\, short\, flat\, and shiggy fre e trail through miles of uncharted\, virgin hash territory. The hares will try to show up before chalk talk.
\nThere will be one short turkey/ eagle split for gimps\, puppers\, and faint of heart. Otherwise\, Fido fri endly. We did not see poison ivy\, but we also forgot to look. Tick repell ent recommended. Beer stops will be IPA free because F*$% that sh*t. We ha ve some standards after all.
\nThe hares look forward to finding out where our trail goes.
\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123379@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T145825Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Running\, beer\, and lots of cheer\nThose were the ingredients chosen\nTo create this perfect little trail\nBut I’ll Finish Tomorrow\, Lo ndon Panties Falling Down\, and Meow Ja Trois accidentally\nAdded an extra ingredient to the concoction\nSTAIRS AND HILLS\nThus the Powerpuff girls were born\nUsing their ultra-super powers\nBlossom\, Bubbles\, and Butterc up (can you guess who is who?!)\nHave dedicated their Thursday to laying t his trail\nAnd hoping that you’ll love its evil\nPlease bring a head lamp! Trail is doggo friendly\, but not kiddo. There will be mild shiggy\, but we will be extra spicy ? ? DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20210923T183000 DTEND;TZID=America/New_York:20210923T220000 GEO:+40.426464;-79.950021 LOCATION:Zano’s H3 @ 3806 Acorn St\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15207\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #233\, Meow\, London Panties\, and I’ll Finish Tomorrow URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-231-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nRunning\, bee
r\, and lots of cheer
\nThose were the ingredients chosen
\nTo c
reate this perfect little trail
\nBut I’ll Finish Tomorrow\, London P
anties Falling Down\, and Meow Ja Trois accidentally
\nAdded an extra
ingredient to the concoction
\nSTAIRS AND HILLS
\nThus the Powe
rpuff girls were born
\nUsing their ultra-super powers
\nBlossom
\, Bubbles\, and Buttercup (can you guess who is who?!)
\nHave dedica
ted their Thursday to laying this trail
\nAnd hoping that you’ll love
its evil
Please bring a head lamp! Trail is doggo friendly\, but not kiddo. There will be mild shiggy\, but we will be extra spicy ? ?
\n END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123422@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T145825Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3\,Special Hashes CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:What: This is a PITT hash that will be outside Pittsburgh city limits.\nWhy: PITT H3 is hosting a Craft Beer Week fun run.\nWho: Your har es are Just Souvik\, Shameless Cussy\, Anal Eaze\, and T-Bag.\nMeet at the brewery at 6:30. On out at 7:00. Bring a light source!!! DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20211007T183000 DTEND;TZID=America/New_York:20211007T220000 GEO:+40.396654;-80.185719 LOCATION:Helicon Brewing @ 102 Union Ave\, Oakdale\, PA 15071\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #234\, Craft Beer Week at Helicon URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-234-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nWhat: This is a PITT hash that will be outside Pittsburgh city limits.
\nWhy: PIT T H3 is hosting a Craft Beer Week fun run.
\nWho: Your hares are Jus t Souvik\, Shameless Cussy\, Anal Eaze\, and T-Bag.
\nMeet at the br ewery at 6:30. On out at 7:00. Bring a light source!!!
\n END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123423@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T145825Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Starting at Two Frays\nGet your sexy or spooky black dresses re ady\; we’re getting fancy in here!\nHares: Scrum\, Shameless\, and Just Wa yne with Double Stuffed’s ghost DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20211021T183000 GEO:+40.465086;-79.94222 LOCATION:Two Frays @ 5113 Penn Ave\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15224\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #235\, A Black Dress Affair URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-235-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nStarting at T wo Frays
\nGet your sexy or spooky black dresses ready\; we’re getti ng fancy in here!
\nHares: Scrum\, Shameless\, and Just Wayne with D ouble Stuffed’s ghost
\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123424@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T145825Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Parking lot boozie slushes at the same venue Limp Bizkit and P. O. D. performed at 4 years ago? The second no fucks given hash is going t o be ???\nIf driving\, don’t park in the getgo parking lot. You most likel y will be towed. Morewood and Broughton have street parking.\nFido-friendl y. DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20211104T183000 GEO:+40.454598;-79.945808 LOCATION:GetGo @ 4924 Baum Blvd\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15213\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #236\, Glitter’s GetGo Smash and Grab with the Turbo Team URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-236-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nParking lot b oozie slushes at the same venue Limp Bizkit and P. O. D. performed at 4 ye ars ago? The second no fucks given hash is going to be ???
\nIf driv ing\, don’t park in the getgo parking lot. You most likely will be towed. Morewood and Broughton have street parking.
\nFido-friendly.
\n BODY> X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123512@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T145825Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:You asked for it\, and now you’ve got it! Yet another Meow trai l that starts out of an Oakland bar! But this time we have some added exci tement – two previously untouched\, never before stroked\, but freshly sha ven D’s (Dom and Darren\, they have names I guess). Meow\, D&D are notorio us for getting lost on trail and even running late to circle\; maybe it’s because we all have terrible vision\, or maybe it’s because we’re visionar y and blinded by our love for beer\, shiggy\, shenanigans\, and all things hash related.\n\nCome join us November 11th for this off-week\, extra shi ggy fun Veteran’s Day Hash! Because of the shiggy\, the hash may be slight ly less Fido friendly\, although your Fido is likely better at staying on trail than us. Definitely bring a headlamp\, because sunset will literally be at 5 PM. Meet at Oakland Marios at 6:30 PM\, on out at 7 PM! Come out and show these virgin hare double D’s what haring a trail is all about. DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20211111T183000 GEO:+40.441738;-79.957454 LOCATION:Oakland Mario's @ 116 Oakland Ave\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15213\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #237: Meow\, Just Dom\, and Just Darren URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-237-meow-just-dom-and-just-darren/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nWrite-up prov ided by the hares: It’s a hash.
\nExtra info: Bring a headlamp. It w ill be dark. Dress appropriately. It will probably be cold.
\n HTML> X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123426@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T145825Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3\,Special Hashes CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Sand Turkey: A PITT ANNUAL TRADITION\nWhat the heck is Sand Tur key? That is a good question. Sand Turkey originated during PITT’s first y ear of existence way back in 2013… when we would pass bottles around at sh ot stops\, play slap the bag\, and make out with random folks without fear . Oh\, the\ngood old days. Speaking of PITT’s first year\, have you ever r ead the PITT Charter? You should. There are rules\, and you could be quizz ed during trail and will be shamed if you don’t know the rules. https://ww w.pgh-h3.com/wp/pitth3-charter/\nSo\, Sand Turkey… What is it? This annual PITT tradition of running a short\, flat\, no fun\, shiggy-free trail whi le drinking WAY too much to escape the clutches of the hangover monster th e next day while having to deal with your family while paying homage to th e glorious Sand Turkey. Legend is the night before Thanksgiving\, the elus ive Sand Turkey comes to Pittsburgh and runs amuck for one night. How did this tradition start? Well\, the lovely\, Sir Vix\, is the reason for the season. This is the first Sand Turkey she is not haring\, and she requeste d that we get hammered. We will do our best to\nhonor her wishes. Sir Vix created this mythical creature and event to save face during a misundersta nding. Someday when she is back and town\, buy her a drink if you really w ant to hear more of the story. The important thing is that the tradition l ives on on! Original Co-hare ManGurglar has hared almost every Sand Turkey since\, and she has other veteran Sand Turkey hare\, The Black Clap and l ongtime hasher but virgin Sand Turkey Hare\, PMS. So you should be in good hands and should plan on\ntaking an Uber home.\nBring your friends\, virg ins\, and offbeat coworkers or a stroll through Millvale while chasing myt hical Sand Turkeys. Bring money for contra stops and plan to hang out afte r trail. It’s not going to be fun at all.\nMeet up at 6:30 PM at Sidelines for drinks. Hares will be blessed at 7PM hash time sharp and if the Sand Turkeys judge us favorably\, you’ll have a pre-holiday adventure you have probably been on before… or at least dreamt about as a kid.\nHash cash wil l be donated to the Pittsburgh Food Bank\, so bring at least $5.00\, more if you’d like. Do not bring food donations! Cash (and PayPal) donations on ly this year. Thanks! DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20211124T183000 GEO:+40.485504;-79.97249 LOCATION:Sidelines @ 621 Evergreen Rd\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15209\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #239\, Sand Turkey with TBC\, PMS\, and Man G URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-238-sand-turkey-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nSand Turkey: A PITT ANNUAL TRADITION
\nWhat the heck is Sand Turkey? That is a go
od question. Sand Turkey originated during PITT’s first year of existence
way back in 2013… when we would pass bottles around at shot stops\, play s
lap the bag\, and make out with random folks without fear. Oh\, the
\ngood old days. Speaking of PITT’s first year\, have you ever read the PI
TT Charter? You should. There are rules\, and you could be quizzed during
trail and will be shamed if you don’t know the rules. https://www.pgh-h3.c
om/wp/pitth3-charter/
So\, Sand Turkey… What is it? This annual PI
TT tradition of running a short\, flat\, no fun\, shiggy-free trail while
drinking WAY too much to escape the clutches of the hangover monster the n
ext day while having to deal with your family while paying homage to the g
lorious Sand Turkey. Legend is the night before Thanksgiving\, the elusive
Sand Turkey comes to Pittsburgh and runs amuck for one night. How did thi
s tradition start? Well\, the lovely\, Sir Vix\, is the reason for the sea
son. This is the first Sand Turkey she is not haring\, and she requested t
hat we get hammered. We will do our best to
\nhonor her wishes. Sir V
ix created this mythical creature and event to save face during a misunder
standing. Someday when she is back and town\, buy her a drink if you reall
y want to hear more of the story. The important thing is that the traditio
n lives on on! Original Co-hare ManGurglar has hared almost every Sand Tur
key since\, and she has other veteran Sand Turkey hare\, The Black Clap an
d longtime hasher but virgin Sand Turkey Hare\, PMS. So you should be in g
ood hands and should plan on
\ntaking an Uber home.
Bring you r friends\, virgins\, and offbeat coworkers or a stroll through Millvale w hile chasing mythical Sand Turkeys. Bring money for contra stops and plan to hang out after trail. It’s not going to be fun at all.
\nMeet up at 6:30 PM at Sidelines for drinks. Hares will be blessed at 7PM hash time sharp and if the Sand Turkeys judge us favorably\, you’ll have a pre-holi day adventure you have probably been on before… or at least dreamt about a s a kid.
\nHash cash will be donated to the Pittsburgh Food Bank\, s o bring at least $5.00\, more if you’d like. Do not bring food donations! Cash (and PayPal) donations only this year. Thanks!
\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123427@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T145825Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:‘Twas the week before Festivus\, when all through the house\,\n Two Birds was stirring and starting to grouse.\nA feeling of salt hung in the air\,\nas she suddenly remembered she was soon to hare.\nBut nary a ma p had been opened thus far\,\n“Holy shit! We need to pick a bar!”\nEnough with the background\, let’s cut to the chase:\ntrail starts out of Park Pl ace Pub (the Pub of Park Place?).\nIs this the most creative trail? Perhap s it is not.\nWill we go places you wankers have already been? Seems like a good shot.\nBut instead of complaining about this and that\,\nsave it fo r Festivus and the wrestling mat.\nAnd join Major and Two Birds in these d ark Festivus Days\,\nfor a pre-lube that’ll soon be forgotten in a beer-in duced haze!\nP.S. Lest you believe this trail will be tepid\,\nit is only recommended for doggos intrepid.\n\nAddress: 5719 Bryant St\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15206\nTime: Standard Hash Time (6:30 start\, on out at 7PM)\nWho: Maj or Pecker & Two Birds\nCall Major (732-757-9241) for a good time\, or if y ou have any questions or whatever. DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20211202T183000 GEO:+40.476342;-79.92091 LOCATION:Park Place Pub @ 5719 Bryant St\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15206\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #240\, Festivus Prelube with Major and Two Birds URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-239-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nO cum all ye beerful to PITT-H3’s annual White Elephant “Gift” Exchange Trail! Cumcaten ator\, Schoolhouse Cock\, and Wheelbarrow Willie will lead Little Drunkard Boys and Girls though a winter wonderland guaranteed to turn Three Wise M en into Three Stumbling Doofuses by the time we’re done.
\nIf you’d like to participate in the gift exchange\, bring a shitty gift (<$10\, no deer parts\, or really any rotting body parts\, keep your necrophilia feti sh to yourself) with you and we’ll put them in a coat car for folks to unw rap at circle. And regardless of whether you’ve been Naughty or Nice this year\, your hares will have something for each of you.
\nAnd for the uninitiated\, a coat car means entrust your outer garments to the hares ( what could possibly go wrong?) and we’ll have them waiting for you at circ le so you don’t have to freeze your arses off while we bumble through even more traditions than usual.
\nHash leaves out of Excuses Bar & Gril l on Carson Street. Free parking a few blocks away on Sarah Street East of 29th. White elephant gift and coat car leaves promptly at 7.
\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123515@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T145825Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Cum along with AZ and ICP as they lay a trail to celebrate AZ’s 69!\nWhere: Mineo’s Pizza House\nWhen: 12/30\, 6:30pm. On out at 7:00pm. \nDetails: It’s cold. Wear layers. It’s dark. Bring a lamp. It’s my 69! Be sure to trim!\nOn-after: Mineo’s\, of course!\nXoxo down down below! DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20211230T183000 GEO:+40.432902;-79.923184 LOCATION:Mineo's Pizza House @ 2128 Murray Ave\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15217\, US A SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #242: 69 with Anal Eaze and ICP URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-242-hare-needed-2/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nCum along wit h AZ and ICP as they lay a trail to celebrate AZ’s 69!
\nWhere: Mine o’s Pizza House
\nWhen: 12/30\, 6:30pm. On out at 7:00pm.
\nDe tails: It’s cold. Wear layers. It’s dark. Bring a lamp. It’s my 69! Be sur e to trim!
\nOn-after: Mineo’s\, of course!
\nXoxo down down b elow!
\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123539@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T145825Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:COVID UPDATE: Because this trail is part of the 2000 celebratio n week\, this trail requires everyone to be fully vaccinated. You will not be able to run trail if you are not vaxxed. The kennels will be sharing v accination information throughout the week. Thank you!\nShameless’ birthda y trail! We’ll celebrate her and our 2000th!\nThis is an off-week for PITT ! More hashy fun as we gear up for the Pgh 2000th trail! DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20220106T183000 GEO:+40.478879;-79.955708 LOCATION:Blue Moon Bar @ 5115 Butler St\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15201\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #243: Pgh Pre-Lube for 2000th Trail\, Shameless’ Birthday URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-243-pgh-pre-lube-for-2000th-trail- shameless-birthday/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nCOVID UPDATE: Because this trail is part of the 2000 celebration week\, this trail requ ires everyone to be fully vaccinated. You will not be able to run trail if you are not vaxxed. The kennels will be sharing vaccination information t hroughout the week. Thank you!
\nShameless’ birthday trail! We’ll ce lebrate her and our 2000th!
\nThis is an off-week for PITT! More has hy fun as we gear up for the Pgh 2000th trail!
\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123312@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T145825Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,Special Hashes CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Hash #2000: A New Millennium\nHares: Fuk Stik\, Defender of Pee dom\, and Friends\nCheck-in: 11:00am\nTrail: 12:00pm\n \nHoly Shit! How’d we get to #2000?\nJoin us for this milestone trail: there will be trail op tions for hashers of all abilities\, followed by an apres where we’ll cele brate making it to 2000 by partying into the night with old friends and ne w ones. Plan on bringing stories\, memories\, and pictures to share. Hell\ , come for the whole weekend as we’ll be having events Wednesday through S unday!\nImportant Notes\n\nProof of COVID-19 vaccination will be required to participate.\nThe run is capped at 150 people\, so please either sign u p fon HashRego or reach out and we’ll let you know how to directly registe r: https://hashrego.com/events/pgh-h3-hash-2000-a-new-millennium-2022\n\nT rail\nTrail will accommodate hashers of all fitness levels (and sobriety)\ , with a walker option\, and ball buster options for those more inclined t o traverse the hills and shiggy we’ve all come to know and love about Pitt sburgh H3 trails.\nHash Start and Check-In\nHash will start from the hash hotel (SpringHill Suites\, 223 Federal St\, PGH) with check-in opening at 11 am.\nPack away at noon (we’re going to try to be prompt about that).\nA pres\nThe Apres will be held at the North Shore Elks Lodge\, a short walk from the hash hotel.\nFood and drink will be provided\, but top shelf liba tions are on you.*\nExpect to hear stories from PGH H3 hashers and visitor s from different generations\, share stories with people you haven’t seen in decades\, and to check out the photo albums of runs you had forgotten a bout and hashers you no longer recognize (like your younger self!).\nThere will be a short circle\, but we want to focus on giving people time to ha ng out and swap stories. And several hash songmeisters have already claime d a corner of the venue for some heavy duty dog bayi…singing of hash songs !\nOnce we get kicked out of the venue (around 7 or 8 pm)\, we’ll make the move to another venue (TBD).\n \n*There will be a cap on the bar tab. We don’t expect to hit it\, but you might bring a few extra $$$ in case we d o. Bringing money to tip your bartender is also always a good thing.\n \nO ther Stuff\nProof of vaccination will be required for this event. To regi ster\, you’ll need to send us a photo of your vaccination card. DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20220108T110000 SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:Hash #2000: A New Millennium URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/hash-2000-a-new-millennium/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nHash #2000: A New Millennium
\nHares: Fuk Stik\, Defender of Peedom\, and Friends
\nCheck-in: 1 1:00am
\nTrail: 12:00pm
\n\n
Holy Shit! How’d we get to #2000?
\nJoin us for this milestone trai l: there will be trail options for hashers of all abilities\, followed by an apres where we’ll celebrate making it to 2000 by partying into the nigh t with old friends and new ones. Plan on bringing stories\, memories\, and pictures to share. Hell\, come for the whole weekend as we’ll be having e vents Wednesday through Sunday!
\nImportant Notes
\nTra il
\nTrail will accommodate hashers of all fitness leve ls (and sobriety)\, with a walker option\, and ball buster options for tho se more inclined to traverse the hills and shiggy we’ve all come to know a nd love about Pittsburgh H3 trails.
\nHash Start and Chec k-In
\nHash will start from the hash hotel (SpringHill Suites\, 223 Federal St\, PGH) with check-in opening at 11 am.
\nPac k away at noon (we’re going to try to be prompt about that).
\n< p>Apres\nThe Apres will be held at the Nort h Shore Elks Lodge\, a short walk from the hash hotel.
\nFood and dr ink will be provided\, but top shelf libations are on you.*
\nExpect to hear stories from PGH H3 hashers and visitors from different generatio ns\, share stories with people you haven’t seen in decades\, and to check out the photo albums of runs you had forgotten about and hashers you no lo nger recognize (like your younger self!).
\nThere will be a short ci rcle\, but we want to focus on giving people time to hang out and swap sto ries. And several hash songmeisters have already claimed a corner of the v enue for some heavy duty dog bayi…singing of hash songs!
\nOnce we g et kicked out of the venue (around 7 or 8 pm)\, we’ll make the move to ano ther venue (TBD).
\n\n
*There will be a cap on the bar tab. We don’t expect to hit it\, but you might bring a few extra $$$ in case we do. Bringing money to tip your bartender is also always a good thing.
\n\n
Other Stuff
\nProof of vaccin ation will be required for this event. To register\, you’ll need to send us a photo of your vaccination card.
\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123540@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T145825Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,Special Hashes CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:COVID UPDATE: As part of the 2000 celebration week\, this event requires everyone to be fully vaccinated. You will not be able to attend if you are not vaxxed. The kennels will be sharing vaccination information throughout the week. Thank you!\nFor the last run in the 2000 week\, we’r e doing a pick-up trail! Here’s how it will work:\nYour HareRaiser\, Anal\ , will make you sign in when you arrive. This means you will write your na me on a piece of paper\, and that piece of paper will go into a baggy. Aft er everyone has arrived\, Anal will draw a piece of paper out of the baggy \, maybe two depending on how she feels\, and that person will be the hare for that leg of trail. No worries–you’ll get a few minutes to look at a m ap\, and Anal can give you ideas on where to go. Your HareRaiser will prov ide the flour\, flour bags\, and chalk for trail.\nAll beer stops will be contra on this trail\, and the hares will be encouraged to look for places that have outdoor space available\, if possible. There will be a minimum of two contra stops\, maybe more… we’ll see how it goes. Your HareRaiser w ill share the circle location with the final hare\, and they can run us ba ck! We’ll have some PBR and some other offerings at circle.\nBe prepared w ith money\, your ID\, and a mask because some places still require them.\n You should probably leave doggos at home since this trail is unscripted an d all contra stops.\nQuestions? Ask a question in the fb event or email An al Eaze at pghhareraiser@gmail.com DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20220109T120000 GEO:+40.46409;-79.953337 LOCATION:Trace Brewing @ 4312 Main St\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15224\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:Hash 2000: Hangover Pick-up Trail URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/hash-2000-hangover-trail/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nCOVID UPDATE: As part of the 2000 celebration week\, this event requires everyone to be fully vaccinated. You will not be able to attend if you are not vaxxed. T he kennels will be sharing vaccination information throughout the week. Th ank you!
\nFor the last run in the 2000 week\, we’re doing a pick-up trail! Here’s how it will work:
\nYour HareRaiser\, Anal\, will mak e you sign in when you arrive. This means you will write your name on a pi ece of paper\, and that piece of paper will go into a baggy. After everyon e has arrived\, Anal will draw a piece of paper out of the baggy\, maybe t wo depending on how she feels\, and that person will be the hare for that leg of trail. No worries–you’ll get a few minutes to look at a map\, and A nal can give you ideas on where to go. Your HareRaiser will provide the fl our\, flour bags\, and chalk for trail.
\nAll beer stops will be con tra on this trail\, and the hares will be encouraged to look for places th at have outdoor space available\, if possible. There will be a minimum of two contra stops\, maybe more… we’ll see how it goes. Your HareRaiser will share the circle location with the final hare\, and they can run us back! We’ll have some PBR and some other offerings at circle.
\nBe prepar ed with money\, your ID\, and a mask because some places still require the m.
\nYou should probably leave doggos at home since this trail is un scripted and all contra stops.
\nQuestions? Ask a question in the fb event or email Anal Eaze at pghhareraiser@gmail.com
\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123490@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T145825Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Where: Mt. Royal Inn\, 1 Beyrleye Ave\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15223\n When: 6:30pm\, On Out at 7:00pm\nIs it fair to catch the hare?\nWould you grab it\, that silly rabbit?\nYou\, fine hound\, may run for beer\,\nbut t his poor hare runs for fear\,\nthat you may grab my rabbit ears\,\nand mak e me chug some down down beers.\nAnd so it is that I must flee\,\ncuz if y ou win then woe is me.\nSo don’t be cross at my misdirection\,\nJust go ba ck and make a course correction\,\nand fear not cuz if you can persevere\, \nthen you will get your shitty beer.\nMt. Royal Inn does not take plastic \,\nso bring some cash and don’t be spastic.\nThey have a kitchen that mig ht not close\,\nespecially if some virgins lose their clothes.\nGlenshaw i s where trail lay\,\nso bring a light\, it’s dark not day.\nAnd with this I bid adieu\,\nif you come to trail…fuck you. DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20220113T183000 GEO:+40.508316;-79.95226 LOCATION:Mt. Royal Inn @ 1 Beyrleye Ave\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15223\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #244\, Plea Barkin’ URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-241-plea-barkin/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nWhere: Mt. Ro yal Inn\, 1 Beyrleye Ave\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15223
\nWhen: 6:30pm\, On Out at 7:00pm
\nIs it fair to catch the hare?
\nWould you grab
it\, that silly rabbit?
\nYou\, fine hound\, may run for beer\,
\nbut this poor hare runs for fear\,
\nthat you may grab my rabbit e
ars\,
\nand make me chug some down down beers.
\nAnd so it is th
at I must flee\,
\ncuz if you win then woe is me.
\nSo don’t be
cross at my misdirection\,
\nJust go back and make a course correctio
n\,
\nand fear not cuz if you can persevere\,
\nthen you will ge
t your shitty beer.
\nMt. Royal Inn does not take plastic\,
\nso
bring some cash and don’t be spastic.
\nThey have a kitchen that mig
ht not close\,
\nespecially if some virgins lose their clothes.
\nGlenshaw is where trail lay\,
\nso bring a light\, it’s dark not da
y.
\nAnd with this I bid adieu\,
\nif you come to trail…fuck you
.
Festive detai ls cumming soon!
\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123544@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T145825Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Prepare for all the quality you’ve come to expect from a trail that finally came together 3 days before the date.\n\nThere will be some b eer\, there will be some shiggy\, there might even be hares\, but who the fuck knows?\n\nTrail is dog-friendly enough for intrepid dogs\, but Alexio ns is not. DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20220324T183000 GEO:+40.415473;-80.067571 LOCATION:Alexions Bar and Grill @ 141 Hawthorne St\, Carnegie\, PA 15106\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #249\, Sphincter\, London Britches\, and Jousting with Jesus URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-249-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nATTENTION ALL YOU CREATIVE HALF-MINDS!
\nThe time has come to replace Swing Low a s the closing song for PITT. Mismanagement sat around and scratched our as ses trying desperately to think of something to replace it\, but we got no thin’. That’s where you come in!
\nWe are holding a contest to find our new closing song. Here are the rules. Pay attention!
\nSome additional info: I f you come up with a pretty groovy song that doesn’t win\, no worries! If we like it\, we’ll add it to the Hash Hymnal and sing it sometimes in circ le. It just won’t be the closing song. Also\, in order to win the hearts o f your fellow Hashers\, consider using a familiar tune that a lot of peopl e know: Mr. Rogers’ songs\, Pittsburgh Polka\, shit like that. We are half -minds and have a tendency to gravitate towards what we know. This is not a requirement\, just a suggestion.
\nLogistics for the actual contes t: We’ll all gather at 6:00pm under the 40th Street Bridge in Lawrencevill e. We’ll drink beer\, and the RA will run the contest. Someone will win. O thers will cry. We’ll drink more beer.
\nQuestions? Hit up your PITT MM: Defender\, Cock in a Net\, Sphincter\, Cuffed\, AZ\, or Clap. They ma y not have an answer\, but they’ll make something up.
\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123545@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T145825Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Here it is folks\, the trail no one’s been waiting for! Just Ca rla\, Jinkies\, Jousting for Jesus\, and JMyHogNMe want to take you on a w ild ride over\, under\, around\, inside\, and deep inside the far-eastern edges of the city\, a seldom-explored treasure just waiting to be discover ed. Unfortunately\, most of the scouting sessions consisted of Just Carla promising that she would make out with us if we would make out with each o ther first\, and I feel like us guys are REALLY close to getting lucky con sidering all the work we’ve put in. Or\, put out. So\, as you can imagine\ , we were pretty distracted and didn’t really plan anything at all\, but h ey\, we promise to have fun if you do. Trail may or may not contain: llama s\, monkeys\, coyotes\, mud\, pack-angering shenanigans\, dull alleyways\, exciting plunges down steep spillways into not-entirely-raw sewage\, slow ly crushing garbage disposals\, police\, beer\, shots\, sports\, and ticks jaggerspoisonivy.\nOh\, and did I mention the song contest? The four final ists to become the Official[TM] Pitt Hash Closing Song will be sung out lo ud for all to hear at circle\, and yinz jagoffs can choose the one you hat e least. Look for the lyrics in the comments so you can practice and sing along. DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20220407T183000 GEO:+40.448083;-79.89853 LOCATION:Evergreen @ 7328 Penn Ave\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15208\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #250\, Just Carla hares a fucking trail URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-250-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nHere it is fo lks\, the trail no one’s been waiting for! Just Carla\, Jinkies\, Jousting for Jesus\, and JMyHogNMe want to take you on a wild ride over\, under\, around\, inside\, and deep inside the far-eastern edges of the city\, a se ldom-explored treasure just waiting to be discovered. Unfortunately\, most of the scouting sessions consisted of Just Carla promising that she would make out with us if we would make out with each other first\, and I feel like us guys are REALLY close to getting lucky considering all the work we ’ve put in. Or\, put out. So\, as you can imagine\, we were pretty distrac ted and didn’t really plan anything at all\, but hey\, we promise to have fun if you do. Trail may or may not contain: llamas\, monkeys\, coyotes\, mud\, pack-angering shenanigans\, dull alleyways\, exciting plunges down s teep spillways into not-entirely-raw sewage\, slowly crushing garbage disp osals\, police\, beer\, shots\, sports\, and ticksjaggerspoisonivy.
\n< p>Oh\, and did I mention the song contest? The four finalists to become th e Official[TM] Pitt Hash Closing Song will be sung out loud for all to hea r at circle\, and yinz jagoffs can choose the one you hate least. Look for the lyrics in the comments so you can practice and sing along.\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123561@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T145825Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,Special Hashes CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:What: Green Dress Run to benefit the Friends of the Riverfront \nWhen: April 16\, 2022 at 12:00pm\nWhere: VFW on South Side\nCost: $20.00 \nHares: ABS and I’ll Finish Tomorrow\nDetails: Slip into a beautiful gree n frock\, so you can come out and run fancy with us! Your rego includes tr ail\, beer and snacks on trail\, and admission to the party afterward! Foo d will be potluck at VFW\, so bring a yummy dish to share. Beer and liquor is on your you at VFW\, but they are very reasonably priced. Bring money and your ID. There may be one contra stop on trail.\nThere will be raffle baskets that you can bid on with awesome stuff in them\, so make sure you have lots of cash in your pocket or brazier\, so you can buy lots of raffl e tickets and win awesome prizes.\nAll proceeds will go to raise money for Friends of the Riverfront.\nFor 30 years\, Friends of the Riverfront’s mi ssion has been to build safe\, clean\, and accessible riverfront trails as part of the Three Rivers Heritage Trail system to create and maintain an outstanding experience for trail users while providing economic\, environm ental\, and health benefits to the Pittsburgh region. Each year the Trail Stewardship Program hosts over a thousand volunteers to care for the trail by picking up litter\, removing graffiti\, planting and caring for trees\ , and removing invasive species. The Trail Development Program provides hi gh quality expertise on trail development to municipal and community partn ers that has resulted in 33 miles of developed trail and another 39 curren tly in development. Friends of the Riverfront also promotes the trail thro ugh community outreach\, map distribution\, trail user support\, and event s.\nClick here to rego! Only $20!\nYou can also pay $20 cash at the door i f you prefer. No PayPal at the door.\n DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20220416T120000 GEO:+40.429326;-79.977701 LOCATION:VFW South Side @ 1930 Sidney St\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15203\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:Hash #2014\, Green Dress Run URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/hash-2014-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nWhat: Green D ress Run to benefit the Friends of the Riverfront
\nWhen: April 16\, 2022 at 12:00pm
\nWhere: VFW on South Side
\nCost: $20.00
\nHares: ABS and I’ll Finish Tomorrow
\nDetails: Slip into a beau tiful green frock\, so you can come out and run fancy with us! Your rego i ncludes trail\, beer and snacks on trail\, and admission to the party afte rward! Food will be potluck at VFW\, so bring a yummy dish to share. Beer and liquor is on your you at VFW\, but they are very reasonably priced. Br ing money and your ID. There may be one contra stop on trail.
\nTher e will be raffle baskets that you can bid on with awesome stuff in them\, so make sure you have lots of cash in your pocket or brazier\, so you can buy lots of raffle tickets and win awesome prizes.
\nAll proceeds wi ll go to raise money for Friends of the Riverfront.
\nFor 30 years\, Friends of the Riverfront’s mission has been to build safe\, clean\, and accessible riverfront trails as part of the Three Rivers Heritage Trail sy stem to create and maintain an outstanding experience for trail users whil e providing economic\, environmental\, and health benefits to the Pittsbur gh region. Each year the Trail Stewardship Program hosts over a thousand v olunteers to care for the trail by picking up litter\, removing graffiti\, planting and caring for trees\, and removing invasive species. The Trail Development Program provides high quality expertise on trail development t o municipal and community partners that has resulted in 33 miles of develo ped trail and another 39 currently in development. Friends of the Riverfro nt also promotes the trail through community outreach\, map distribution\, trail user support\, and events.
\n\nYou can also pay $20 cash at the door if you prefer. No PayPal at the door. p>\n
\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123786@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T145825Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Another Plan B trail! One of our hares is POSITIVEly not going to make trail tomorrow\, so that trail will be rescheduled to a future off -week in May. To fill the gap\, your fearless GM\, Defender of Peedom\, is haring a total shit show instead! Start is BYOB and will be under the 40t h St Bridge ala PITT style.\nWe’ve had several hashers test positive this week after Green Dress\, so don’t be a wank: Stay home if you feel like sh it. Social distance a bit on trail. Wear a mask if it makes you more comfo rtable. Stay home if you’re worried.\nBut the trail must go On-On! DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20220421T183000 GEO:+40.471982;-79.966435 LOCATION:Under the 40th Street Bridge SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #251\, Defender Against Covid URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-251-defender-against-covid/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\n
Another Plan B trail! One of our hares is POSITIVEly not going to make trail tomorrow\, so that trail will be rescheduled to a future off-week in May. To fill th e gap\, your fearless GM\, Defender of Peedom\, is haring a total shit sho w instead! Start is BYOB and will be under the 40th St Bridge ala PITT sty le.
\nWe’ve had several hashers test positive this week after Green Dress\, so don’t be a wank: Stay home if you feel like shit. Social distan ce a bit on trail. Wear a mask if it makes you more comfortable. Stay home if you’re worried.
\nBut the trail must go On-On!
\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123547@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T145825Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Join TightE and Muff for a good old Oakland trail.\n\nMario’s O akland Saloon\n116 Oakland Ave\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15213\n\nDog friendly\n\n Hash cash $5\, cash only DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20220505T183000 GEO:+40.441738;-79.957454 LOCATION:Mario's Oakland Saloon @ 116 Oakland Ave\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15213\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #252\, Tight-E and Muff Warmer URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-252-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nBoy howdy hav e we got a trail for you. Just Dave\, MyHogNMe\, Scrum Guzzler\, and the l egendary Sherpes will unite to deliver a death march that should really pi ss everyone off. But hey\, it’s an off week\, so why are you cumming anywa y? Expect friendly muggles\, angry muggles\, mechashiggy\, dastardly false s\, expensive beer at pre-lube\, shit beer at circle\, a history lesson\, probably ghosts\, covert ops\, and who knows what else. Catch us if you ca n!
\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123517@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T145825Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,Special Hashes CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Hares: Liquher Cookie & Honeynut Squirreleo\nWhat: PGH H3 #2020 \nWhen: May 29th\, 2022 at 6:00pm\, on out at dusk\nWhere: 1214 Cloverfiel d Drive\, Baldwin 15227\nWhy: Because we love and never forget.\nCorrectio n to the previously presented Memorial Sunrise Hash. After talking with a bunch of you\, this hash has been changed to the “Memorial Sunset Hash”. It’s become apparent that you don’t want to wake up at 4:30 AM to do trail and drink\; and we certainly don’t want to either. So\, we’ll be meeting up at Liquher Cookie’s place (1214 Cloverfield Drive\, 15227) at 6:00ish PM \, enjoy a prelube along with a delicious meal that only Cookie can con coct\, then on out to celebrate the lives that are no longer with us. Afte rwards we’ll resume back at Cookie’s place for a more celebrations and lib ations. There will be music\, beer\, dance if you want to\, and the comra dery that we all know and love with being hashers.\nI know\, it’s been sai d\, “trail will be short\, flat and dry” only to find out that the hares l ied… but really\, this one WILL BE short\, some fun\, easy shiggy\, a very easy hill or two and I hope the hash gods smile upon us and give us a rai n free\, dry trail (something that we can’t control). This trail is all ab out celebrating those that have passed. Cookie and I have got a trail save d for the fall that will be worthy of your fears. This is not that trail. With that said\, I hope that those that would like to memorialize your fa llen hasher’s but feel hesitant because you may not feel like you’re the h asher that you once was will feel equally welcome to participate in this c elebration. Please pass this message on to anyone that you know that fits into that category. And for those that want a little more trail\, there wi ll be a slightly more challenging eagle trail for you as well.\nI really h ope to see all of you there. It will be a hash that you’ll feel good about and that you’ll remember. DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20220529T180000 GEO:+40.397563;-79.965367 LOCATION:1214 Cloverfield Dr\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15227\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:Hash #2020\, Sunset Memorial Hash URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/hash-2020-reliving-a-beautiful-year/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nHares: Liquher Co okie & Honeynut Squirreleo
\nWhat: PGH H3 #2020
\nWhen: May 29th\, 2022 at 6:00pm\ , on out at dusk
\nWhere: 1214 Cloverfiel d Drive\, Baldwin 15227
\nWhy: Because we love and never forget.
\nCorrection to t he previously presented Memorial Sunrise Hash. After talking with a bunch of you\, this hash has been changed to the “Memorial Sunset Hash”. It’s b ecome apparent that you don’t want to wake up at 4:30 AM to do trail and d rink\; and we certainly don’t want to either. So\, we’ll be meeting up at Liquher Cookie’s place (1214 Cloverfield Drive\, 15227) at 6:00ish PM \, enjoy a prelube along with a delicious meal that only Cookie can concoct\, then on out to celebrate the lives that are no longer with us. Afterwards we’ll resume back at Cookie’s place for a more celebrations and libations . There will be music\, beer\, dance if you want to\, and the comradery t hat we all know and love with being hashers.
\nI know\, it’s been said\, “trail will be short\, flat and dry” only to find out that the hares lied… but really\, this one WILL BE short\, som e fun\, easy shiggy\, a very easy hill or two and I hope the hash gods smi le upon us and give us a rain free\, dry trail (something that we can’t co ntrol). This trail is all about celebrating those that have passed. Cookie and I have got a trail saved for the fall that will be worthy of your fea rs. This is not that trail. With that said\, I hope that those that would like to memorialize your fallen hasher’s but feel hesitant because you ma y not feel like you’re the hasher that you once was will feel equally welc ome to participate in this celebration. Please pass this message on to any one that you know that fits into that category. And for those that want a little more trail\, there will be a slightly more challenging eagle trail for you as well.
\nI really hope to see a ll of you there. It will be a hash that you’ll feel good about and that yo u’ll remember.
\nWho is ready for the weekend!?! Hopefully you don’t have to work at all on Friday\, and hopefully we have some visitors to show them a shit PITT Trail. We will h ave a lot of beer and some running. Maybe the other way around. We’ll star t at a brewery. We’ll run to more beer. We may run uphill\, or we may stay flat. It could really go either way depending on how I’m feeling and if t he RA remembers to bless the hares\, per the charter. We’ll have good beer \, hopefully no one will get arrested. Bring money just in case. Dog frien dly. There’s a good chance we’ll have pizza at stop. Likely the one right before we climb some big hills. I’ll bring my kids’ chalk so the pack can mark true trail and we can move through trail quickly\, drink more beer an d enjoy company and more drinks! If there’s anything I’m forgetting\, or y ou have any questions call or text my cell: 814.657.4173
\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123927@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T145825Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Hares: Hickey and London\nWhere: Sly Fox at Highline (THE NEW L OCATION! NOT DOWNTOWN)\nDetails cumming soon! This is an off-week for PITT ! More hashy fun! DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20220609T183000 GEO:+40.43041;-79.995833 LOCATION:Sly Fox Pgh Brewery at the Highline @ 46 S 4th St\, Pittsburgh\, P A 15203\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #256\, Shriveled in London and Hickey URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-256-shriveled-in-london-and-hickey / X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nHares: Hickey and London
\nWhere: Sly Fox at Highline (THE NEW LOCATION! NOT DOWN TOWN)
\nDetails cumming soon! This is an off-week for PITT! More has hy fun!
\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123948@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T145825Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:BASH (Bike Hash) CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:June Bash\nHelltown Brewery Strip\n1700 Penn Ave 15222\n2:00 PM \nManhole and Premature are going to lay trail for us.\nQuestions?\nCrack Filler\n724 612 5571 DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20220611T140000 GEO:+40.449867;-79.985573 LOCATION:Helltown in the Strip @ 1700 Penn Ave\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15222\, US A SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:June Bash URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/june-bash/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nJune Bash
\nHelltown Brewery Strip
\n1700 Penn Ave 15222
\n2:00 PM
\nManhole and Premature are going to lay trail for us.
\nQuestions?
\nCrack Filler
\n724 612 5571
\n HTML> X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123653@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T145825Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:What is a juggalo?\nLet me think for a second\nOh\, he gets but t-naked\nAnd then he walks through the streets\nWinking at the freaks\nWit h a two-liter stuck in his butt-cheeks.\nWhoop whoop\, what up my ninjas? With ten years of hashing coming up\, I finally decided to embrace my jugg alo life style of slurping faygo and whoop whooping at the moon and give y ou a proper wicked clowns trail. With my two co-clowns Jinkies and Just Co dy\, I would like to welcome you to the dark carnival.\nNOTE: Brillobox re quires proof of Covid vaccination. Make sure to bring your vax card or a p ic of it to show them. Thanks!\nShiggy Rating – 1.5\nPI Rating – 1\nHill R ating – It’s Pittsburgh\nFaygo Rating – 5 DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20220616T183000 GEO:+40.465566;-79.95479 LOCATION:Brillobox @ 4104 Penn Ave\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15224\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #257\, ICP’s Juggalopalooza! URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-255-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nWhat is a jug
galo?
\nLet me think for a second
\nOh\, he gets butt-naked
\nAnd then he walks through the streets
\nWinking at the freaks
\nWith a two-liter stuck in his butt-cheeks.
Whoop whoop\, what u p my ninjas? With ten years of hashing coming up\, I finally decided to em brace my juggalo life style of slurping faygo and whoop whooping at the mo on and give you a proper wicked clowns trail. With my two co-clowns Jinkie s and Just Cody\, I would like to welcome you to the dark carnival.
\n< p>NOTE: Brillobox requires proof of Covid vaccination. Make sure to bring your vax card or a pic of it to show them. Thanks!\nShiggy Rating – 1.5
\nPI Rati
ng – 1
\nHill Rating – It’s Pittsburgh
\nFaygo Rating – 5
Who: Defender of Peedom & Shriveled in London
\nWhen: July 14\, 2022 6:30 PM
\nWhere: Defender and Man G’s
\n412 Birmingham Avenue Pittsburgh PA 15210
\nWhy: PITT H3 #259 Bastille Day
\nCome celebrate the land that gave us Pasteurization\, the Guillotine\, kissing \, and of course freedom fries as we set on a Quatorze Juillet adventure. The neighborhood of Carrick is named after the birthplace of King Louis XI V\, so we decided that it would be the perfect place to celebrate Bastille Day. Trail will be laden with all sorts of French delicacies as we scour the countryside in search of the finest bière that Carrick has to offer. T he ample fine wines and champagnes will undoubtedly quell any uprising as you forget that you desperately wish to behead your fiendish hares.
\n< p style='font-weight: 400\;'>à votre santé\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123657@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T145825Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Who: I’ll Finish Tomorrow\, Cock in a Net\, Lips\nWhen: July 28 \, 2022 6:30 PM\nWhere: Inner Groove Brewery – Allentown Taproom\n827 E Wa rrington Ave.\, Pgh\, PA 15210\nWhy: PITT H3 #260 Weekend Pre-lube\nTwo tr uths and a lie. There will be hills\, there will be lots of pavement\, the re will be baby cupcakes. We’ve been on-out here before but this time ther e will be goats. Get ready for the weekend with lots of lips\, cock\, and if you’re lucky you may finish by tomorrow. This location is pre-lubed so hopefully the hills are smoother this time. Trail is fido friendly\, on ou t bar has a patio that fido may be welcomed at. DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20220728T183000 GEO:+40.421984;-79.992677 LOCATION:Inner Groove Allentown Taproom @ 827 E Warrington Ave\, Pittsburgh \, PA 15210\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #260\, Lips\, Tomorrow\, and Cock URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-259-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nPITT H3’s CRA Malot and the search for the Golden Ale.
\nJoin King Arthur and his Knights of the Round Table on their quest to fill their goblets with the h oly Golden Ale. For Nearly a decade the Kingdom was rich with ales of the best\, but an unexpected drought has left their bellies full of only piss and swill. Is a rival kingdom cutting off the supply? Has God himself curs ed the kingdom? Or are they simply in need of a new Beermeister to repleni sh the coolers with finest IPA’s and Lagers?
\nThe quest will not be easy\, they are sure to encounter sole sucking mud\, man eating ticks\, t aunting Frenchmen\, and witches that may turn the brave knights into nudes . You must shave your shrubbery and your herring or the Knights who say PE E will not let you pass. You will be cursing the killer hares by the time you reach the circle of death\, but if fortune looks upon you\, you will d iscover the speed at which the unclothed local swallows.
\nWeekend i ncludes: giveaway\, Fancy Friday Meat ‘n’ Greet\, Queer mile\, A short\, f lat\, and shiggy free trail\, Medieval Games\, naked shot crawl\, beer bee r beer\, DJ Ray\, and much much more.
\nCamp fees are covered in cos t of rego and we will be providing beer starting at 6pm on July 29. You wi ll be on your own for food on Friday\, but all meals and beer will be prov ided starting at 0700 on July 30 through breakfast on July 31. As expected \, trail will be short\, flat\, and shiggy free.
\nPrecautions will be taken as much as possible to prevent spread of the covid-19 virus\, if you are under a government mandated quarantine\, test positive\, or are si ck Do Not Attend!! A full refund will be given!
\nCamp Davis is a private\, gay owned & operated\, clothing optional campground. We embrac e everyone gay\, straight or anything in-between. Our goal is to provide a friendly\, safe & comfortable environment for all no matter how you ident ify. The campground is complete with running hot showers\, dancehall and h eated pool.
\n\nCRAMalot and the Search for the Golden Ale
\n\nTent\, sleeping bag\, luminaries\ , open mind\, and thirst for beer\, bug spray\, hand sanitizer
\nHAS HREGO LINK: https://hashrego.com/events/pitth3-cram-a-lot-2022?fbclid=IwAR 2s_Mt1pVpbari7jfFIrsyxN3AFtg6jRZhcp6WHNgVtG1m0HpGiEL1G2cY
\nHare: Cu ffed
\n\n END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123632@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T145825Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,Special Hashes CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:This is an 11.2+ mile trail with Turkey Eagle options.\nHash ca sh pays for on-trail food\, beverages\, and transportation on trail.\nYou will want a dry bag\, I.D. and cash for extra curricular activities.\nShig gy rating 69 so long pants or tall socks are recommended.\nTurkey start su pplied via e-mail.\n\nCost $25.\n\nHashrego: https://hashrego.com/events/b ahamas-mega-hash-2022?fbclid=IwAR3EikdhzUVGKfh8REw4A1QzNNdLXI0Gi77uYCxOK46 V8OGKsh3OwJrDIyk DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20220806T100000 GEO:+41.021447;-80.51237 LOCATION:Nite Trax Bar and Grill @ 5095 W State St\, Edinburg\, PA 16116\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:Hash #2030\, MEGAHASH URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/hash-2030-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\n
There’s a BAS
H starting from East End Brewing Saturday\, 8/20 at 1PM.
\nSuitable f
or all bikes.
\nBeers and pizza afterwards or before from East End ar
e on you.
\nTwo other stops are on you.
\nOne additional beer st
op is provided.
\nQ’s Lee 724 612 5571
Drop boats\,
tubes\, river beer and supplies at Edmon trailhead (40.528905\,-79.495083)
at 10am. We will have method to secure them. Proceed to Roaring Run trail
head for on out at 11. We will provide running trail beer and munchies. Y
ou will bring beer for start and on float.
\nEagle trail = 6+ miles\,
Turkey = 4 miles. Float 4 miles\, tubes\, unicorns toddlers swim sleeves
acceptable. Dogs are up to the owner\, there is no severe shiggy. This is
a beautiful trail.
\nIf you want to just run the trail and not float\
, we can discuss logistics. Same if you just want to float.
Who: Assotope \, Projectile Dog Shit\, Shameless Cussy
\nWhen: September 8\, 2022 6:30 PM
\nWhere: D’s Six Pack & Dogs 1118 S Braddock Ave Swissvale\, PA 15218
\nWhy: PITT H3 #264
\nHave you ever wondered why Cle veland is a practically dead kennel? Or why Assotope always says he lays t rail like an ass? How bad could it be? Well now is your chance to find out . Come on out and run the trail of two former CLE GMs on Assotope and Dog Shit’s virgin Pitt haring. Hopefully Shameless can reign in our antics.
\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123661@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T145825Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Yinz ready for some hashing n’at? Bring a headlamp ya bunch of jags\, it is getting dark early. Shiggy socks might not be a bad idea. you can leave the trail shoes at home unless we get some moisture.\nShiggy Le vel – 6\nPI Level – 6\nBeer Level – 69\nRear End’s happy hour ends at 6 un fortunately but if you get there early it is 2 dollars off.\nOn after acro ss the street at Porky’s Plain Old Bar.\n34 Bridge St\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15 223 DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20220922T183000 GEO:+40.497612;-79.944147 LOCATION:Rear End Gastropib & Garage @ 399 Butler St\, Pittsburgh\, PA 1522 3\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #265\, Clap\, Spermit\, and ICP: Get a life! URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-263-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nYinz ready fo r some hashing n’at? Bring a headlamp ya bunch of jags\, it is getting dar k early. Shiggy socks might not be a bad idea. you can leave the trail sho es at home unless we get some moisture.
\nShiggy Level – 6
\nPI
Level – 6
\nBeer Level – 69
Rear End’s happy hour ends at 6 unfortunately but if you get there early it is 2 dollars off.
\nOn a
fter across the street at Porky’s Plain Old Bar.
\n34 Bridge St\, Pit
tsburgh\, PA 15223
Come celebrat e Oktoberfest with Green Mile and Heart On! A nice flat ride through downt own 10-15 miles. Meet at Sly Fox HIGHLINE at 1:00pm bikes out 1:30 pm. Cas h for start and Apres other stops on hares. Bring a helmet and safe biking skills.
\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123662@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T145825Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Fresh off Covid\, AZ is layin’ some fresh trail in the beautifu l South Hills with ABS and Just Arjun! Shiggy won’t be too much\, and trai l is Fido friendly. Headlamp is recommended. Cum out to your fav-o-rite pa rt of the Burgh for a rompin’ good time! Love you bitches! DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20221006T183000 GEO:+40.409136;-80.024877 LOCATION:The Huddle (South Hills\, baby!) @ 1648 Broadway Ave\, Pittsburgh\ , PA 15216\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #266\, AZ\, ABS\, and Just Arjun URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-264-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nFresh off Cov id\, AZ is layin’ some fresh trail in the beautiful South Hills with ABS a nd Just Arjun! Shiggy won’t be too much\, and trail is Fido friendly. Head lamp is recommended. Cum out to your fav-o-rite part of the Burgh for a ro mpin’ good time! Love you bitches!
\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124021@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T145825Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:ARE YOU READY FOR THE BEER MILE???\n\nYou can compete as an ind ividual or as a 4-person relay! We’ll be following the official beer mile rules\, so your beer has to be at least 5%.\n\nGo to https://www.beermile. com for rules and past results from your fellow hashers!\n\nEveryone bring s their own beer. After all\, you might want to be extra choosey since you ’ll probably taste it going down and coming back up!\n\nIf you don’t want to run\, come and cheer on the beer-guzzling participants! DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20221013T200000 GEO:+40.432911;-79.945731 LOCATION:Schenley Oval Sportsplex @ 1 Overlook Dr\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15238\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT Beer Mile: Fall Edition URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-beer-mile-fall-edition/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nGay Horse Dan cer\, Cums Quietly\, and Just Mark welcome hashes of all kinds to go on a mostly flatish\, shiggy freeish\, and of course booze fueled frolic throug h the beautifulish city of Youngstown. Join us as we show off some our fav orite local bars and the kind of sort of locally famous Mill Creek Metropa rk. Also probably a cemetery? Anyway – on out at Westside Bowl around 3ish ? Timing is tricky because one of the bars is opening early JUST FOR US! S o special. Come prepared for a contra stop. Trail is Fido friendlyish but the bars are not. We plan on hanging out at Westside on after for more boo ze and bowling – so feel free to join! Limited crash space available for t hose to get a little too silly. Welcome to “the other steel city”\, let’s get weird.
\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124154@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T145825Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:BASH (Bike Hash) CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Come out and join Moon and Crack Filler in a special cracked mo on bash.\nOn out at NOON.\nThere will be one stop that will be out of this world. Additional cost will be $10 for those who wish to participate.\nTh ink like Amore. Maybe we will have a pizza pie after.\nShould be suitable for all bikes as we will be on trails and roads. DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20221016T113000 GEO:+40.454223;-80.000409 LOCATION:Allegheny City Brewing @ 507 Foreland St\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15212\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:October Cracked Moon Bash URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/october-cracked-moon-bash/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nCome out and join Moon and Crack Filler in a special cracked moon bash.
\nOn out at NOON.
\nThere will be one stop that will be out of this world. Ad ditional cost will be $10 for those who wish to participate.
\nThink like Amore. Maybe we will have a pizza pie after.
\nShould be suita ble for all bikes as we will be on trails and roads.
\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123663@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T145825Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Details cumming soon!\n…Not really. The hares didn’t tell me an ything! Love\, AZ DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20221020T183000 GEO:+40.467025;-80.03439 LOCATION:Hyside Lounge @ 2650 California Ave\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15212\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #267\, AC/DC and Jinkies URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-265-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nDetails cummi ng soon!
\n…Not really. The hares didn’t tell me anything! Love\, AZ
\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123643@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T145825Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,Special Hashes CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Pittsburgh H3 is going to raise some money for Girty’s Woods an d have a kickass Halloween party while we do it! We’ll meet at the warehou se to have a beer and drop off potluck food. Then we’re out on for a spook y trail! After trail\, we’ll come back to the warehouse for circle\, food\ , beer\, dancing\, a costume contest\, and more!\nCost is $25 before the e vent and $30 at the door. We’re asking that you sign up to bring something for the potluck:\nhttps://www.perfectpotluck.com/meals.php?t=ZOUK6847\nYo ur 25 bucks gets you admission\, beer\, trail\, and lots of fun\, spooky s urprises throughout the night. Bring cash for raffle tickets. We’ll have l ots of fun baskets and prizes to auction off\, plus a 50/50 drawing!\nStuf f to bring: headlamp for trail\, cash\, a potluck offering\, a thirst for beer\, a love of all things Halloween!\nThere will be an area where you ca n change into a more elaborate costume if you don’t want to wear your whol e costume on trail. (And by an area\, I mean a sheet you can stand behind. We won’t have any vanities to use for applying makeup. It’s in a warehous e after all…)\nQuestions? Hit up Anal Eaze by emailing pghhareraiser@gmail .com or message her on fb. If she doesn’t know the answer to your question \, she’ll peer into her crystal ball to find the information you seek.\nRS VP here on HashRego: https://hashrego.com/events/pgh-h3-haunted-halloween- for-girtys-woods\nInformation about Girty’s Woods Charity\nAllegheny Land Trust (ALT) is working to protect 62 acres of stunningly beautiful farm an d forest land in the Girty’s Run Watershed near to downtown Pittsburgh. Th is project would protect the health and well-being of current residents an d future generations\, enhance the long term attractiveness and viability of surrounding communities\, and contribute to overall regional environmen tal sustainability.\nProject Details\n\nCollaborative project between ALT\ , current landowner\, and future farmer to protect a total of 62 acres\n46 .24 acres to be acquired by ALT for permanent green space\n15.61 acres to be acquired by another farmer for continued agricultural use\nLocated in R eserve and Shaler Townships\, upslope and upstream from Millvale Borough\n Expands nearby protected lands as it is less than 0.20 miles away from ALT ’s Girty’s Woods\nA rare opportunity to protect undeveloped land in Allegh eny County’s urban center\nALT to purchase from current owner contingent u pon successful fundraising by March 2023\n\nCommunity Benefits of Protecti on\n\nPreserve the natural scenic beauty of this rare\, highly visible hil ltop land\nAbsorb 51 million gallons of rainwater annually to mitigate Gir ty’s Run flooding\nFilter approximately 250\,000 pounds of carbon annually \nExpand protected and connected habitat for native wildlife and plants\nP otential for future connection with ALT’s nearby Girty’s Woods conservatio n area\nContribute to municipal MS4 pollution abatement requirements\nProa ctively addresses community and regional resiliency DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20221029T170000 GEO:+40.481128;-79.974371 LOCATION:Millvale Warehouse @ 216 North Ave\, Millvale\, PA 15209\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:Hash #2042\, Haunted Halloween for Girty’s Woods URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/hash-2042-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nPittsburgh H3 is going to raise some money for Girty’s Woods and have a kickass Hallowe en party while we do it! We’ll meet at the warehouse to have a beer and dr op off potluck food. Then we’re out on for a spooky trail! After trail\, w e’ll come back to the warehouse for circle\, food\, beer\, dancing\, a cos tume contest\, and more!
\nCost is $25 before the event and $30 at t he door. We’re asking that you sign up to bring something for the potluck:
\nhtt ps://www.perfectpotluck.com/meals.php?t=ZOUK6847
\nYour 25 bucks gets you admission\, beer\, trail\, and lots of fun\, spooky surprises th roughout the night. Bring cash for raffle tickets. We’ll have lots of fun baskets and prizes to auction off\, plus a 50/50 drawing!
\nStuff to bring: headlamp for trail\, cash\, a potluck offering\, a thirst for beer \, a love of all things Halloween!
\nThere will be an area where you can change into a more elaborate costume if you don’t want to wear your w hole costume on trail. (And by an area\, I mean a sheet you can stand behi nd. We won’t have any vanities to use for applying makeup. It’s in a wareh ouse after all…)
\nQuestions? Hit up Anal Eaze by emailing pghharera iser@gmail.com or message her on fb. If she doesn’t know the answer to you r question\, she’ll peer into her crystal ball to find the information you seek.
\nRSVP here on HashRego: https://hashrego.com/events/pg h-h3-haunted-halloween-for-girtys-woods
\nInformation ab out Girty’s Woods Charity
\nAllegheny Land Trust (ALT) is w orking to protect 62 acres of stunningly beautiful farm and forest land in the Girty’s Run Watershed near to downtown Pittsburgh. This project would protect the health and well-being of current residents and future generat ions\, enhance the long term attractiveness and viability of surrounding c ommunities\, and contribute to overall regional environmental sustainabili ty.
\nProject Details
\nCommunity Benefits of Protection
\nCome celebrate Purple’s unbirthday! Trail will be short\, re latively shiggy free\, and fun for everyone.
\nWho: Purple Princess\ , Bitch’n Heat\, and The Black Clap
\nWhere: BrewDog Pittsburgh\, 61 44 Centre Ave\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15206
\nWhy: It’s Purple’s birthday!
\nTrail is as Fido friendly as any PITT trail except for one part t hat can be avoided.
\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123665@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T145825Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Join Kink Liaison\, Just Cheyanne\, Maybe Party Shitty\, and Po rn Again as we explore Garfield and our bodies. Prepare to get in some int imate situations with your (CONSENTING) fellow hashers. DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20221117T183000 GEO:+40.465059;-79.942245 LOCATION:Two Frays Brewing @ 5113 Penn Ave\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15224\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #269\, Kama Sutra Trail URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-267-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nJoin Kink Lia ison\, Just Cheyanne\, Maybe Party Shitty\, and Porn Again as we explore G arfield and our bodies. Prepare to get in some intimate situations with yo ur (CONSENTING) fellow hashers.
\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124168@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T145825Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:BASH (Bike Hash) CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:What’s more peaceful than riding your bike and having a brew? I can’t think of much…and I have some leftover international beer from Worl d Peace Through Beer! Come join me on a cooler weather ride and help drink this beer away!\n\nNo cash needed on trail. 2 beerstops. Some hills to keep you warm. Mix of bike lanes and roads.\n\nWhere: Allegheny City Brew ing\, 507 Foreland St\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15212\nWhen: High Noon\nWhy: To bi ke\, drink beer\, and find out it’s not quite that cold yet! DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20221119T120000 GEO:+40.454223;-80.000409 LOCATION:Allegheny City Brewing @ 507 Foreland St\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15212\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:World Peace Through Biking Bash URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/world-peace-through-biking-bash/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nDoes anyone know what it means to “Get Pickled”? You’ll find out! It is an old Pittsburgh Hash tradition I learned from Titty Kitty in San Diego. Post your guesses. Pins Mechanical allows dogs inside. The res t of trail is dog friendly. You will need a light. There will be shiggy. P lease try to look like a pickle.
\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123649@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T145825Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,Special Hashes CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:A FESTIVUS FOR THE REST OF US!\nThis will be an A-B trail and y our generous hares have a few options for you.\n1. You can just park at Th e Black Claps (3952 McClure Avenue) house and then lament your poor decisi on making later in the evening when you have to retrieve your car.\n2. You can get to my house early and then walk or spin (theres usually a bunch a t the gas station near my house). It’s about two miles and pretty easy.\n3 . You can ride in the back of the glorious uhual that I will have like a r eal hasher.\n3. Hares and Sultan Of Snacks aka Pizza Pete aka Pete will pr ovide plenty of beer but if you want to party in to the wee hours like you should do then an extra stash of beer might be good.\n4. Potluck dinner. The more cabbage based dishes the better. NO SUGAR COOKIES.\n5. I have lim ited crash space and can always make more room somewhere if someone needs it.\n6. Last and not least I fucking hate you and don’t come to this. DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20221210T120000 GEO:+40.468188;-80.019094 LOCATION:PA's Palace @ 2534 Irwin Ave\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15214\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:Hash #2048\, FESTIVUS!!!!!!!! URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/hash-2048-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nA FESTIVUS FO R THE REST OF US!
\nChristmas tra il! 10am start. No hash cash necessary\, but the bar is cash only. If you’ ve been extra naughty this year\, you might just find some IC Light on tra il. If you’ve been extra nice\, you don’t get shit.
\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123669@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T145825Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Come up and say good riddance to 2022 and toast to 2023!\nDo yo u feel 2022 was a great year? Then cum out and celebrate with beer!Do you feel 2022 was a dumpster fire? Then cum out and drown those bad memories w ith beer!Did Santa not bring you what you wanted? Then cum out and curse t hat fat bastard over a beer!Too much family time over the holiday driving you crazy? Then escape and drink beer!\nReally\, we don’t care about your damn feelings\, just cum out and drink beer with Lips and IFT!Trail will s tart at Dive Bar on Braddock Ave. Trail will be Fido Friendly but don’t br ing them into the on-out. The shiggy level will be .69 and with the warmer temperatures it will likely be a little muddy.\nThis shitty year\, expect a shitty trail and you won’t be disappointed! DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20221229T183000 GEO:+40.439401;-79.897208 LOCATION:Dive Bar @ 607 S Braddock Ave\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15221\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #273\, Good Riddance 2022 URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-271-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nCome up and s
ay good riddance to 2022 and toast to 2023!
\nDo you feel 2022 was a
great year? Then cum out and celebrate with beer!Do you feel 2022 was a du
mpster fire? Then cum out and drown those bad memories with beer!Did Santa
not bring you what you wanted? Then cum out and curse that fat bastard ov
er a beer!Too much family time over the holiday driving you crazy? Then es
cape and drink beer!
\nReally\, we don’t care about your damn feeling
s\, just cum out and drink beer with Lips and IFT!Trail will start at Dive
Bar on Braddock Ave. Trail will be Fido Friendly but don’t bring them int
o the on-out. The shiggy level will be .69 and with the warmer temperature
s it will likely be a little muddy.
\nThis shitty year\, expect a shi
tty trail and you won’t be disappointed!
New Year\, Ne w FU
\nHi there\, welcome to a new year of hashing. This trail will honor the past whilst embracing the future. The weather will be lovely\, s o My HogNMe and Just Joseph look forward to F-ing U all this Thursday. Tra il will be short\, cold\, and above all festive. Flagrantly Underplanned. Fucking Über. Fornicatingly Unprotected. Falses Unlimited. Fashionably Und erstated. Frustratingly Ubiquitous. FU
\nTrail is Fido friendly. Tra il shoes not necessary.
\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124243@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T145825Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:This trail sucks. It’s long and hard just like your dad. You sh ouldn’t cum.\nBut if you ignore this hares advice and want to torture your self anyway come out to 4 Points for another shitty Koi Boi ™? trail. Dogs could do trail easily but there is glass and other shit everywhere at cer tain parts so only bring your dog if it’s not dumb as hell.\nThis write up is now over 50 words and satisfies the hare raiser required length for a write up. DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20230126T183000 GEO:+40.451736;-80.017271 LOCATION:Four Points Brewing @ 919 Western Ave\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15233\, US A SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #275\, The Koi Bois URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-275-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nThis trail su cks. It’s long and hard just like your dad. You shouldn’t cum.
\nBut if you ignore this hares advice and want to torture yourself anyway come out to 4 Points for another shitty Koi Boi ™? trail. Dogs could do trail e asily but there is glass and other shit everywhere at certain parts so onl y bring your dog if it’s not dumb as hell.
\nThis write up is now ov er 50 words and satisfies the hare raiser required length for a write up.< /p>\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124244@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T145825Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Even though it’s cold\, our love will keep us warm.\nTurns out our love will be stronger if you wear trail shoes and bring a head lamp. T rail is doggo friendly\, I believe On Out is as well. Hares\, on the other hand\, are not friendly. DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20230209T183000 GEO:+40.478818;-79.97202 LOCATION:Grist House @ 10 E Sherman St\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15209\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #276\, Plea Barkin and Beets URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-276-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n
\\nEven though i t’s cold\, our love will keep us warm.
\nTurns out our love will be stronger if you wear trail shoes and bring a head lamp. Trail is doggo fri endly\, I believe On Out is as well. Hares\, on the other hand\, are not f riendly.
\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124245@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T145825Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Hey there\, my running buds! Are you ready to join the Hash Hou se Harriers on a wild and wacky adventure? We’ll start from a distillery b y a river\, but trust me\, things are gonna get crazy from there!\nThe tra il is gonna be 3-5 miles of pure madness – you’ll have to follow markings made with chalk\, flour\, and whatever else we can scrounge up. And get th is – there may be some collapsed bridges and communist memorials to naviga te around. But don’t worry\, we’ll make sure you don’t fall in the river o r get brainwashed by any red propaganda!\nAs we run\, we’ll encounter all sorts of crazy obstacles – checks\, false trails\, you name it! And just w hen you think you’re out of the woods\, we’ll hit you with some serious hi lls. The final climb to the top will be a real gut-buster\, but don’t worr y\, the view from up there will make it all worthwhile – you’ll be able to see all the way to the end of the madness we call civilization!\nAfter al l that running\, you’ll deserve a stiff drink\, some snacks\, and a chance to share some war stories with your fellow runners. So come join us on th e Hash House Harriers trail – it’s gonna be a wild ride\, full of puns\, d irty jokes\, and all sorts of craziness!\nBrought to you by ChatGPT\n—\nLo cation: Kingfly Spirits\n2613 Smallman St\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15222 DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20230223T183000 GEO:+40.456022;-79.979004 LOCATION:Kingfly Spirits @ 2613 Smallman St\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15222\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #277\, El Cock and Cumcatenate URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-277-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nHey there\, m y running buds! Are you ready to join the Hash House Harriers on a wild an d wacky adventure? We’ll start from a distillery by a river\, but trust me \, things are gonna get crazy from there!
\nThe trail is gonna be 3- 5 miles of pure madness – you’ll have to follow markings made with chalk\, flour\, and whatever else we can scrounge up. And get this – there may be some collapsed bridges and communist memorials to navigate around. But do n’t worry\, we’ll make sure you don’t fall in the river or get brainwashed by any red propaganda!
\nAs we run\, we’ll encounter all sorts of c razy obstacles – checks\, false trails\, you name it! And just when you th ink you’re out of the woods\, we’ll hit you with some serious hills. The f inal climb to the top will be a real gut-buster\, but don’t worry\, the vi ew from up there will make it all worthwhile – you’ll be able to see all t he way to the end of the madness we call civilization!
\nAfter all t hat running\, you’ll deserve a stiff drink\, some snacks\, and a chance to share some war stories with your fellow runners. So come join us on the H ash House Harriers trail – it’s gonna be a wild ride\, full of puns\, dirt y jokes\, and all sorts of craziness!
\nBrought to you by ChatGPT
\n—
Location: Kingfly Spirits
\n2613 Smallman St\, Pittsb urgh\, PA 15222
\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124268@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T145825Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Special Hashes CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Son of the Return of the St. David’s Day Hash\nMarch 1\, 2023 6 :30pm\nHares: Whiff (412-979-3314) and Gooey Decimal (412-716-9118)\nRedbe ard’s Bar & Grill\, 201 Shiloh St\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15211\nAfter a two-yea r COVID-inspired hiatus\, St. David returns for another round of hide-the- leek. Not only is March 1 the prime day for Welshmen to drink themselves l egless\, it’s also the somethingth anniversary of Gooey Decimal turning 30 . So c’mon out and buy the wee lass a beer and raise your glasses to the P atron Saint of Wales. Sometimes you just have to stop and smell the daffod ils.\nBring yer penny farthings because not all of the beer stops are in t he wilds or on the hares. Like so many hashes\, trail is Fido-friendly but the indoor gatherings are not.\nThis is a POORTEX approved hash. DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20230301T183000 GEO:+40.430139;-80.007382 LOCATION:Redbeard’s Bar and Grill @ Shiloh St\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15211\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:Son of the Return of the St. David’s Day Hash URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/st-davids-day-hash-2/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nSon of the Return of the St. David’s Day Hash
\nMarch 1\, 2023 6:30pm
\nHares: Whiff (412-979-33
14) and Gooey Decimal (412-716-9118)
\nRedbeard’s Bar & Grill\, 201 S
hiloh St\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15211
After a two-year COVID-inspired h iatus\, St. David returns for another round of hide-the-leek. Not only is March 1 the prime day for Welshmen to drink themselves legless\, it’s also the somethingth anniversary of Gooey Decimal turning 30. So c’mon out and buy the wee lass a beer and raise your glasses to the Patron Saint of Wal es. Sometimes you just have to stop and smell the daffodils.
\nBring yer penny farthings because not all of the beer stops are in the wilds or on the hares. Like so many hashes\, trail is Fido-friendly but the indoor gatherings are not.
\nThis is a POORTEX approved hash.
\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124246@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T145825Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Jesus’ Irish Hog\nCelebrate the second cumming! It is written i n the striptures that Jesus will die (who kneweth he couldn’t *actually* w alk on water)\, and later when the planets aligneth he will rise again (at least\, you know\, certain parts of him). As it was written\, so shall it be.\nThe purpose of this trail is to demonstrate in real time why Jesus c an’t go hashing\, and also beer. He and his cohares\, or should I say fluf fers\, hope to meet ye in the Squirrel Hill Sports Bar at 6:30 pm on March 9. Together we will lead you on a vigorous spiritual journey as we plan f or the rapture. Those interested in surviving at least beyond the night sh ould bring a lighted torch to show you the Way\, and any animals you wish to take with you into valhalla are welcome. Along the path we will remembe r those we have lost\, herald those who are yet to cum\, and endure those who runneth alongside us. In the name of the beer\, and the fun\, and the run\, may you last all night! DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20230309T183000 GEO:+40.429418;-79.922452 LOCATION:Squirrel Hill Sports Bar @ 5832 Forward Ave\, Pittsburgh\, PA 1521 7\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #278\, Jesus’ Irish Hog URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-278-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nJesus’ Irish Hog
\nCelebrate the second cumming! It is written in the striptures that Jesus will die (who kneweth he couldn’t *actually* walk on water)\, a nd later when the planets aligneth he will rise again (at least\, you know \, certain parts of him). As it was written\, so shall it be.
\nThe purpose of this trail is to demonstrate in real time why Jesus can’t go ha shing\, and also beer. He and his cohares\, or should I say fluffers\, hop e to meet ye in the Squirrel Hill Sports Bar at 6:30 pm on March 9. Togeth er we will lead you on a vigorous spiritual journey as we plan for the rap ture. Those interested in surviving at least beyond the night should bring a lighted torch to show you the Way\, and any animals you wish to take wi th you into valhalla are welcome. Along the path we will remember those we have lost\, herald those who are yet to cum\, and endure those who runnet h alongside us. In the name of the beer\, and the fun\, and the run\, may you last all night!
\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124343@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T145825Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Iron City H3\,Numbered Hashes\,Special Hashes CONTACT:Beets DESCRIPTION:ICH3#17 Beets – You Can All Kiss My Blarney Stone\nThis is our 17th hash\, on March 17th\, starting out of Helltown on 17th street in the strip. There’s a bit of a theme here if you can’t tell. Unlike the last f ew Iron City hashes\, this will be a live-hared trail.\nIf you can catch t he hare\, you get some lucky charms from my pot-o-gold.\nBe festive and dr ess for the occasion.\nSooooooooo… Join Iron City on yet another boozy Fri day night trail.\nBring a headlamp\, maybe some monies for contras\, and a good appetite for beer.\nExpect to be disappointed.\nCum as you are. We p romise nothing\, and bring even less to the table.\nBring 17 Virgins.\nWe never charge hash cash.\nAttendance is mandatory.\nMeetup @ 06:30PM\nOn ou t @ 7PM DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20230317T183000 DTEND;TZID=America/New_York:20230317T230000 GEO:+40.449821;-79.985599 LOCATION:Helltown Brewing @ 1700 Penn Ave\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15222\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:ICH3#17 Beets – You Can All Kiss My Blarney Stone URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/ich317-beets-you-can-all-kiss-my-blarne y-stone/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-WP-IMAGES-URL:thumbnail\;https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/202 3/02/ICH3_17-300x157.jpg\;300\;157\,medium\;https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/wp-c ontent/uploads/2023/02/ICH3_17-300x157.jpg\;300\;157\,large\;https://www.p gh-h3.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2023/02/ICH3_17-300x157.jpg\;300\;157\,ful l\;https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2023/02/ICH3_17-300x157.jp g\;300\;157 X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nICH3#17 Beets – You Can All Kiss My Blarney Stone
\nThis is our 17th hash\, on March 17th\, starting out of Helltown on 17th street in the strip. There’s a bit of a theme here if you can’t tell. Unlike the last few Iron City hashes\, this will be a live-hared trail.
\nIf you can catch the hare\, you get so me lucky charms from my pot-o-gold.
\nBe festive and dress for the o ccasion.
\nSooooooooo… Join Iron City on yet another boozy Friday ni ght trail.
\nBring a headlamp\, maybe some monies for contras\, and a good appetite for beer.
\nExpect to be disappointed.
\nCum a s you are. We promise nothing\, and bring even less to the table.
\nBring 17 Virgins.
\nWe never charge hash cash.
\nAttendance is mandatory.
\nMeetup @ 06:30PM
\nOn out @ 7PM
From your har eraiser…
\nNary did the hares provide me with a writeup\,
\nso Anal will freestyle and make some shit up.
\nI’m told trail is dog- friendly\, but start bar is not.
\nWe’re starting at Nico’s where yo u can get a beer and a shot.
\nSince it’s in Bloomfield\, I guess tr ail shoes ain’t right\,
\nbut maybe wear layers because it’s an earl y April night.
\nBring your five bucks\, so you can drink beer and d o trail\,
\nand when you see the number of hares\, you can exclaim\, “WHAT THE HELL?”
\n\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124358@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T145825Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:New Moon DarkSide\,Special Hashes CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:What: DarkSide Marathon\nWhere: TBC and Cockles house\, 3952 Mc Clure Avenue\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15212\nWhen: Meet at 11am or so to go over everything and get situated. First mile at 11:30ish.\nWhy: To push ourselv es harder and longer\, but only partially in the dark this time!\nAfter a resounding success last year\, DS Marathon is back (RIP DS Overnight). We’ re doing a ~2 mile an hour event\, with a DarkSide twist…because…well…Dark Side doesn’t do it the easy way. The end goal is going to be a marathon of distance over the span of 12 hours\, with activities to keep us active!\n Some activities that we’re planning on doing: cooking food\, cornhole\, an d also…a whole fucking PGH trail!!\nSchedule:\nMeet at 11am\nReview routes \, get situated\, get ready\n11:30ish: Out and back\, the long leg\nAfter that\, 1 mile every 30 minutes\nPGH hash in the middle\nHash cash: $20 Thi s covers beer\, food\, games\, beer making\, etc. Anything left over goes to a charity.\nAlso\, for each mile that you don’t do\, you pay $1 extra t hat we will pay out to the charity\, which is World Central Kitchen: https ://wck.org/\nPGH hash event with details: https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/ hash-2066-pgh-ds-crossover/ DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20230415T110000 DTEND;TZID=America/New_York:20230415T234500 GEO:+40.486787;-80.040238 LOCATION:Clap and Cockle's House @ 3952 McClure Ave\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15212 \, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:DS#94 – DarkSide Marathon URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/ds94-darkside-marathon/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\n
What: DarkSid
e Marathon
\nWhere: TBC and Cockles house\, 3952 McClure Avenue\, Pit
tsburgh\, PA 15212
\nWhen: Meet at 11am or so to go over everything a
nd get situated. First mile at 11:30ish.
\nWhy: To push ourselves har
der and longer\, but only partially in the dark this time!
After a resounding success last year\, DS Marathon is back (RIP DS Overnight). We ’re doing a ~2 mile an hour event\, with a DarkSide twist…because…well…Dar kSide doesn’t do it the easy way. The end goal is going to be a marathon o f distance over the span of 12 hours\, with activities to keep us active!< /p>\n
Some activities that we’re planning on doing: cooking food\, cornh ole\, and also…a whole fucking PGH trail!!
\nSchedule:
\nMeet a
t 11am
\nReview routes\, get situated\, get ready
\n11:30ish: Ou
t and back\, the long leg
\nAfter that\, 1 mile every 30 minutes
PGH hash in the middle
\nHash cash: $20 This covers beer\, food \, games\, beer making\, etc. Anything left over goes to a charity.
\n< p>Also\, for each mile that you don’t do\, you pay $1 extra that we will p ay out to the charity\, which is World Central Kitchen: https://wck.org/ p>\nPGH hash event with details: https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/hash-2 066-pgh-ds-crossover/
\n X-COST:$20 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124207@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T145825Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:New Moon DarkSide\,Numbered Hashes\,Special Hashe s CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:In the midst of the DS marathon—a Pgh trail! It’s gonna get fuc kin’ weird.\nHares: DS Mismanagement\nSo\, there we were….drinking beer…. discussing DarkSide Marathon. We had a fun idea…nay\, a brilliant idea….N O\, a brilliantly stupid and fun idea! Why don’t we do the PGH hash in th e middle of the DS Marathon!?!?!? Add some spice and variety to things. Add pure cacophony into the mix.\nThe details: DS Marathon is a charity e vent. For this part of it\, you’ll pay $5\nMore details to come later.\nD S Marathon event details here: https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/ds94-darksi de-marathon/ DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20230415T140000 GEO:+40.486787;-80.040238 LOCATION:Clap and Cockle's House @ 3952 McClure Ave\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15212 \, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:Hash #2066: PGH-DS Crossover URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/hash-2066-pgh-ds-crossover/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nIn the midst of the DS marathon—a Pgh trail! It’s gonna get fuckin’ weird.
\nHare s: DS Mismanagement
\nSo\, there we were….drinking beer….discussing DarkSide Marathon. We had a fun idea…nay\, a brilliant idea….NO\, a bril liantly stupid and fun idea! Why don’t we do the PGH hash in the middle o f the DS Marathon!?!?!? Add some spice and variety to things. Add pure c acophony into the mix.
\nThe details: DS Marathon is a charity even t. For this part of it\, you’ll pay $5
\nMore details to come later .
\nDS Marathon event details here: https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/ ds94-darkside-marathon/
\n X-COST:$5 X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124389@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T145825Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:BASH (Bike Hash) CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Moon is haring the first BASH of the year.\nTrail hould be suit able for any type of bicycle. There could be some hills\, but you may be p rovided a ride up some of them.\nWear your helmet.\nThere will be hash/bas h cash and cash/ID on trail needed.\nAny questions – Moon 412 310 3741 DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20230416T140000 GEO:+40.41257;-79.981495 LOCATION:Ormsby Cafe @ 402 Ormsby Ave\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15210\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:First Bash of 2023! URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/first-bash-of-2023/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nMoon is harin
g the first BASH of the year.
\nTrail hould be suitable for any type
of bicycle. There could be some hills\, but you may be provided a ride up
some of them.
\nWear your helmet.
\nThere will be hash/bash cash
and cash/ID on trail needed.
\nAny questions – Moon 412 310 3741
Come celebrat e TightE’s favorite holiday. Trail will be approx 4.2 miles. Beer stops\, circle\, and on-out will be 420 friendly\, so smoke ‘em if you got ‘em.
\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124395@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T145825Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Off-week PITT fun! Join Hickey and London for a bonus PITT trai l at a new brewery! What could be better than that?\n***\nThe hares have b een waiting six years for a Pittsburgh microbrewery to open in South Side. Now that one is open 3 blocks from our house we want to support them by h aving the hash buy a lot of beer in a 30-45 minutes span. (But please drin k responsibly and don’t drive/ride home drunk)\nTrail Shoes/Bug Spray: No trail shoes needed for this trail. And I don’t anticipate any Fuck Me Sout h Side Slopes hill climbs.\nDogs: Trail will be dog friendly. But not sure if the brewery is. They don’t open again until Wednesday so check back We dnesday evening to see if dogs are allowed inside or if they have to wait outside.\nParking: Don’t park in Ascend’s parking lot and be mindful of zo ne restrictions . There is plenty of free parking on Josephine (a couple b locks south). Parking is also free in metered areas after 6PM on Jane and Mary between 20th and 21st. I will post again day of the hash to remind ev eryone about parking. DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20230427T183000 GEO:+40.426585;-79.975992 LOCATION:Velum Fermentation @ 2120 Jane St\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15203\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #282\, Hickey and London URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-282-hickey-and-london/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nOff-week PITT fun! Join Hickey and London for a bonus PITT trail at a new brewery! What could be better than that?
\n***
\nThe hares have been waitin g six years for a Pittsburgh microbrewery to open in South Side. Now that one is open 3 blocks from our house we want to support them by having the hash buy a lot of beer in a 30-45 minutes span. (But please drink responsi bly and don’t drive/ride home drunk)
\nTrail Shoes/Bug Spray: No tra il shoes needed for this trail. And I don’t anticipate any Fuck Me South S ide Slopes hill climbs.
\nDogs: Trail will be dog friendly. But not sure if the brewery is. They don’t open again until Wednesday so check bac k Wednesday evening to see if dogs are allowed inside or if they have to w ait outside.
\nParking: Don’t park in Ascend’s parking lot and be mi ndful of zone restrictions . There is plenty of free parking on Josephine (a couple blocks south). Parking is also free in metered areas after 6PM o n Jane and Mary between 20th and 21st. I will post again day of the hash t o remind everyone about parking.
\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124250@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T145825Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3\,Special Hashes CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:A long time ago in a galaxy far\, far\, away two half-minds agr eed to go on a date based on their shared interest in beer and running\, a nd now you all have to deal with the consequences.\nCome on out to Zano’s for the Major and Two Birds May-the-Fourth/Cinco de Cuatro Wedding Hash Sp ectacular! Wear your best Star Wars/Arrested Development/Wedding attire an d bring your lowest expectations!\nTrail will be wookie and doggo friendly ! Don’t forget a headlamp and trail shoes– who knows how long this nonsens e will take?\nContact Major Pecker (732-757-9241) with any questions about trail\, and get a hold of Two Birds if you find any better potential spou ses! (It’s not too late!) DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20230504T183000 GEO:+40.426473;-79.950014 LOCATION:Zano’s @ 3806 Acorn St\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15207\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #283\, Star Wars Wedding Trail URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-282-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nA long time ago in a galaxy far\, far\, away two half-minds agreed to go on a date based on their shared interest in beer and running\, and now you all have to deal with the consequences.< /span>
\nCome on out to Zano’s for the Major and Two Birds May-the-F ourth/Cinco de Cuatro Wedding Hash Spectacular! Wear your best Star Wars/A rrested Development/Wedding attire and bring your lowest expectations!
\nTrail will be wookie and doggo friendly! Don’t forget a headlamp and trail shoes– who knows how long this nonsense will take?
\nContact M ajor Pecker (732-757-9241) with any questions about trail\, and get a hold of Two Birds if you find any better potential spouses! (It’s not too late !)
\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124407@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T145825Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:BASH (Bike Hash) CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Join Crack Filler for a fun Memberberry Day BASH. Trail will be flat – as in no big hills at all. Estimate less than 12 miles\, so easy d istance between stops. Terrain will include mostly paved trails\, some gra vel (super skinny tire riders be warned)\, some sidewalks and back streets . Low traffic ride. 2 beer stops and circle all on the hare. Apres at Crac k Filler’s. Plenty of parking (pull straight in\, not parallel) at 1018 Pe ralta St. 15212 Questions/Dumb comments: Crack Filler 724-612-5571 DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20230529T140000 GEO:+40.455905;-79.993823 LOCATION:Casa de Crack @ 921 Peralta St\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15212\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:Memberberry Day Bash URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/memberberry-day-bash/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nJoin Crack Fi ller for a fun Memberberry Day BASH. Trail will be flat – as in no big hil ls at all. Estimate less than 12 miles\, so easy distance between stops. T errain will include mostly paved trails\, some gravel (super skinny tire r iders be warned)\, some sidewalks and back streets. Low traffic ride. 2 be er stops and circle all on the hare. Apres at Crack Filler’s. Plenty of pa rking (pull straight in\, not parallel) at 1018 Peralta St. 15212 Question s/Dumb comments: Crack Filler 724-612-5571
\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124252@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T145825Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Join Deadwood\, 7 minutes in Heaving\, and El Cock for a merry jaunt through scenic Oakland. Deadwood has lived there for a decade and is sick of it but you will get to see every place he has lived on trail. Com e on out to Bootleggers which was where Deadwood lost his hash virginity f or a weekend prelube. Trail will be doggo friendly and leave those trail s hoes at home. Trees are dirty and we will avoid them at all costs. Also we should all probably just walk this one\, Deadwood isn’t too speedy in his old age. Of course Heavin and El Cock will be uncatchable.\nContact us fo r any questions!\nAlso we will be going to an on after with food rather th an having food because the hares were too busy fornicating to figure it ou t. DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20230601T183000 GEO:+40.436993;-79.954659 LOCATION:Bootleggers @ 403 Semple St\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15213\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #285\, Pittsburgh Weekend Pre-Lube: Deadwood URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-284-pittsburgh-weekend-pre-lube/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nJoin Deadwood \, 7 minutes in Heaving\, and El Cock for a merry jaunt through scenic Oak land. Deadwood has lived there for a decade and is sick of it but you will get to see every place he has lived on trail. Come on out to Bootleggers which was where Deadwood lost his hash virginity for a weekend prelube. Tr ail will be doggo friendly and leave those trail shoes at home. Trees are dirty and we will avoid them at all costs. Also we should all probably jus t walk this one\, Deadwood isn’t too speedy in his old age. Of course Heav in and El Cock will be uncatchable.
\nContact us for any questions!< /p>\n
Also we will be going to an on after with food rather than having food because the hares were too busy fornicating to figure it out.
\n BODY> X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124214@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T145825Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,Special Hashes CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Pittsburgh Analversary Weekend 2023! Kitties and Cream!!\nRegis ter here on HashRego: https://hashrego.com/events/pittsburgh-analversary-w eekend-kitties-and-c-2023\nWho doesn’t like a cute little kitty? To pet a nice pussy? To lap up a bit of cream…ice cream of course! To bat some ball s around? To be your purrfect selves! To show your sassy cattitude?\nRemem ber\, all you knead is love!\nGet your best kitty cat outfits and come out and join the Pittsburgh Hash as we celebrate another year of catting abou t and hashing!\nRego includes Friday and Saturday trails\, bottomless beer \, 5 delicious meals (Friday dinner\, Saturday breakfast/lunch/dinner\, an d Sunday breakfast)\, Friday night beer exchange\, kitty games\, dancing\, haberdashery\, endless dress-up possibilities\, as well as a very nice pl ace to pitch your tent! You’ve got to be kitten me\, all that beer and fun sounds purrfect!\nPrice Schedule:\nEarly Bird (until 2/12 or 50 regos): $ 100\n2/12-4/13 – $120\n4/13-6/2 – $140\nWalkup – $150\nGuaranteed Hab cuto ff: 4/13 DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20230602T170000 DTEND;TZID=America/New_York:20230604T120000 GEO:+40.601456;-79.759771 LOCATION:Frazier Volunteer Fire Department #2 @ Tarentum\, PA\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:Hash #2073\, Pittsburgh Analversary Weekend 2023! Kitties and Crea m!! URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/hash-2073-pittsburgh-weekend/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nPittsburgh An alversary Weekend 2023! Kitties and Cream!!
\nRegister here on HashR ego: https://hashrego.com/events/pittsburgh-analversary-weekend-kitties-an d-c-2023
\nWho doesn’t like a cute little kitty? To pet a nice pussy ? To lap up a bit of cream…ice cream of course! To bat some balls around? To be your purrfect selves! To show your sassy cattitude?
\nRemember \, all you knead is love!
\nGet your best kitty cat outfits and come out and join the Pittsburgh Hash as we celebrate another year of catting about and hashing!
\nRego includes Friday and Saturday trails\, bott omless beer\, 5 delicious meals (Friday dinner\, Saturday breakfast/lunch/ dinner\, and Sunday breakfast)\, Friday night beer exchange\, kitty games\ , dancing\, haberdashery\, endless dress-up possibilities\, as well as a v ery nice place to pitch your tent! You’ve got to be kitten me\, all that b eer and fun sounds purrfect!
\nPrice Schedule:
\nEarly Bird (u
ntil 2/12 or 50 regos): $100
\n2/12-4/13 – $120
\n4/13-6/2 – $14
0
\nWalkup – $150
Guaranteed Hab cutoff: 4/13
\n END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124431@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T145825Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:BASH (Bike Hash) CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Who: TLC\, Honeynut Squirreleo and you of course.\nWhat: The la st day of Love Your Burial Ground Week… Oh and we’ll also be doing a bicyc le hash.\nWhere: Trail will start and end at Duck Hollow\, that parking lo t at the bottom of Old Browns Hill Road along the Monongahela River (40.41 4503\, -79.916466)\nWhen: Sunday\, Sunday\, Sunday\, June 11th. 2:00 Peee Ehm\nWhy: Because Squirreleo needed more things to complicate his life and TLC was stupid enough to agree to hare it with him.\nHash Cash: No hash c ash but there is one bar stop that’ll be on you so bring cash or a credit card. Beer before\, after and one beer stop is on the hares.\nDetails: TLC and Squirreleo have combined their half minds to come up with a quarter m ind of a Bash. You’ll get to experience a ride that’s got it all: some nat ure\, some city\, some suburbia\, some slum.\nTrue trail is planned to be around 10 miles long. Squirreleo is not fond of hills but we live in the B urgh so a few mild hills are unavoidable.\nThere will be two “mountain bik e / road bike” splits which will be marked with an “M/R” designation. The more interesting parts of trail are on the mountain bike portion and are s uitable for mountain & hybrid bikes. So if you have the option\, bring you r more rugged bike.\nWe are trying to keep trail out of traffic but you sk inny tire people make it difficult to completely avoid it. Expect some sho rt portions where you’ll be sharing the road with cars\; especially if you ’re on a road bike.\nApres will follow at Duck Hollow\; bring a lawn chair . We’ll feed you\, we’ll beer you\, we’ll watch you do stupid human tricks . So regardless of how you choose to Bash\, you’ll be glad that you made i t out to this one. Guar-On-On-Teed!\nQuestions: Call or text Squirreleo 41 2-737-2318 DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20230611T140000 GEO:+40.406045;-79.924599 LOCATION:Duck Hollow @ Duck Hollow Trail\, Pittsburgh\, PA\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:June Bash URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/june-bash-2/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nWho: TLC\, Ho neynut Squirreleo and you of course.
\nWhat: The last day of Love Yo ur Burial Ground Week… Oh and we’ll also be doing a bicycle hash.
\nWhere: Trail will start and end at Duck Hollow\, that parking lot at the b ottom of Old Browns Hill Road along the Monongahela River (40.414503\, -79 .916466)
\nWhen: Sunday\, Sunday\, Sunday\, June 11th. 2:00 Peee Ehm
\nWhy: Because Squirreleo needed more things to complicate his life and TLC was stupid enough to agree to hare it with him.
\nHash Cash : No hash cash but there is one bar stop that’ll be on you so bring cash o r a credit card. Beer before\, after and one beer stop is on the hares.
\nDetails: TLC and Squirreleo have combined their half minds to come u p with a quarter mind of a Bash. You’ll get to experience a ride that’s go t it all: some nature\, some city\, some suburbia\, some slum.
\nTru e trail is planned to be around 10 miles long. Squirreleo is not fond of h ills but we live in the Burgh so a few mild hills are unavoidable.
\nThere will be two “mountain bike / road bike” splits which will be marked with an “M/R” designation. The more interesting parts of trail are on the mountain bike portion and are suitable for mountain & hybrid bikes. So if you have the option\, bring your more rugged bike.
\nWe are trying to keep trail out of traffic but you skinny tire people make it difficult to completely avoid it. Expect some short portions where you’ll be sharing the road with cars\; especially if you’re on a road bike.
\nApres w ill follow at Duck Hollow\; bring a lawn chair. We’ll feed you\, we’ll bee r you\, we’ll watch you do stupid human tricks. So regardless of how you c hoose to Bash\, you’ll be glad that you made it out to this one. Guar-On-O n-Teed!
\nQuestions: Call or text Squirreleo 412-737-2318
\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124253@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T145825Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Just Marisa Takes the Plunge\nGet ready for a night we’ll try t o make you forget as we head over to Hop’s Place on the North Side in anti cipation of a flat*\, all-pavement*\, poison-ivy-free*\, and tick-free* ut opian* romp arahnd northtahn. Just Marisa has never hared a trail before\, so naturally we put her in charge. As fortune would have it\, she’s just as much of a masochist as we are (in case you expected a kinder\, gentler Jinkies-MyHogNMe trail). And also like us\, what this trail lacks in lengt h it makes up for in charm. And remember\, mismanagement is in the awkward transition phase\, so we’ll probably do whatever we want.\n*bullshit. You may want trail shoes\, dick spray\, shiggy socks\, a light\, a plastic bu bble\, a first aid kit\, and a will. Hell\, you should probably stay home. DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20230615T183000 GEO:+40.472676;-80.03142 LOCATION:Hop’s Place @ 3037 Shadeland Ave\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15212\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #286\, MyHogNMe URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-285-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nJust Marisa T akes the Plunge
\nGet ready for a night we’ll try to make you forget as we head over to Hop’s Place on the North Side in anticipation of a fla t*\, all-pavement*\, poison-ivy-free*\, and tick-free* utopian* romp arahn d northtahn. Just Marisa has never hared a trail before\, so naturally we put her in charge. As fortune would have it\, she’s just as much of a maso chist as we are (in case you expected a kinder\, gentler Jinkies-MyHogNMe trail). And also like us\, what this trail lacks in length it makes up for in charm. And remember\, mismanagement is in the awkward transition phase \, so we’ll probably do whatever we want.
\n*bullshit. You may want trail shoes\, dick spray\, shiggy socks\, a light\, a plastic bubble\, a f irst aid kit\, and a will. Hell\, you should probably stay home.
\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124455@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T145825Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Special Hashes CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Cum sing songs and drink beer (BYO) with the new RA! DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20230628T190000 GEO:+40.472849;-79.971201 LOCATION:Millvale Riverfront Park Pavilion @ 70 River Front Dr\, Pittsburgh \, PA 15209\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:Choir Practice URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/choir-practice-4/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nCum sing song s and drink beer (BYO) with the new RA!
\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124254@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T145825Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Who: Defender of Peedom\, Fuk Stik\, Token’s Little Cuckold\nWh at: PITT H3’s 10 Year Analversary Trail\nWhen: June 29th\, 2023 @ 1830\nWh ere: Jack’s Bar 1117 E. Carson St. Pittsburgh\, PA 15203\nWhy: To relive t he glory days of PITT H3.\nOn June 27\, 2013\, a group of halfminds (half wits?) pooled their remaining braincells together to start what is known t oday as the Pittsburgh Inebriated Thirsty Thursday Hash House Harriers. De signed with intention to be more debaucherous\, the younger\, louder\, and snottier group regularly pissed Thursdays nights into drunken blackouts a nd obscurity. This week we will be returning to our humble beginnings and relive the trail that started it all. Join us at Jack’s for a pre-trail Im p & Iron before embarking on a trip through time on a night you’re sure no t to remember. Urban Tap serves food until 2300 so if everything goes acco rding to plan we will be able to grab some quick eats before heading to Be lvedere’s Ultra Dive for some late night dancing. Be sure to pack a dry ba g\, bad decisions\, and extra condoms because this Thursday could get very weird.\nTrail stats:\nLength: 3-5 miles\nGirth: Sufficient\nShiggy: meh\n PI: Probably\nQuestions\, Comments\, & Concerns can be directed to Defende r of Peedom @ 724-953-1907\nBitches\, Gripes\, & Complaints can be directe d to Mismanagement @ pitts.hhh@gmail.com. DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20230629T183000 GEO:+40.428861;-79.98656 LOCATION:Jack’s @ 1117 E Carson St\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15203\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #287\, Defender of Peedom and Others URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-286-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nWho: Defender
of Peedom\, Fuk Stik\, Token’s Little Cuckold
\nWhat: PITT H3’s 10 Y
ear Analversary Trail
\nWhen: June 29th\, 2023 @ 1830
\nWhere: J
ack’s Bar 1117 E. Carson St. Pittsburgh\, PA 15203
\nWhy: To relive t
he glory days of PITT H3.
On June 27\, 2013\, a group of halfminds (half wits?) pooled their remaining braincells together to start what is known today as the Pittsburgh Inebriated Thirsty Thursday Hash House Harri ers. Designed with intention to be more debaucherous\, the younger\, loude r\, and snottier group regularly pissed Thursdays nights into drunken blac kouts and obscurity. This week we will be returning to our humble beginnin gs and relive the trail that started it all. Join us at Jack’s for a pre-t rail Imp & Iron before embarking on a trip through time on a night you’re sure not to remember. Urban Tap serves food until 2300 so if everything go es according to plan we will be able to grab some quick eats before headin g to Belvedere’s Ultra Dive for some late night dancing. Be sure to pack a dry bag\, bad decisions\, and extra condoms because this Thursday could g et very weird.
\nTrail stats:
\nLength: 3-5 miles
\nGirth:
Sufficient
\nShiggy: meh
\nPI: Probably
Questions\, Com
ments\, & Concerns can be directed to Defender of Peedom @ 724-953-1907
\nBitches\, Gripes\, & Complaints can be directed to Mismanagement @ pi
tts.hhh@gmail.com.
We’re going o n safari! Anthrocon is happening this weekend\, complete with a block part y to party with the furries! So bring your binoculars (or just your cell f or fun pics) and help us find all the furry wildlife we can!
\nDe-TA ILS
\nBring your money and ID because on-out and beer stops are on y
ou. Circle beer is on the hares.
\nIf you want to dress festive\, fee
l free! We might find a little hill or two\, but the shiggy index for this
trail is damn near zero.
\nFor on-after\, ACB might have a food truc
k\, or we can see what the crowds are like and what the pack is feeling.\nTrail is at 1:00pm. Pay attention.
\nTechnically\, trail is dog
go friendly\, but it’s up to you if Fido will freak out with a bunch of li
fe-sized stuffed animals running around.
Join Blow Pro
and Lips of Steel for a BASH.
\nOn out 2:30PM
\nTrail will be ~
12 miles of mostly low traffic roads with some packed limestone surface.\nHills\, but not death marches.
\nSuitable for most any bike.
\n2 BN’s
\nNo hash cash.
\nQuestion – Blow Pro
\n(636) 3
57-4547
Drink beer an d sing some songs! BYOB.
\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124255@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T145825Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Looking for a cash only bar? Lou’s got it. ATM to get that cash ? Lou’s got it. Need a PBR pounder for 3.50? Lou’s got it. Smoker friendly space? Lou’s got it. Dog friendly back porch? Lou’s got it. Ideal locatio n for walking\, biking\, and parking? Lou’s got it.\nCome join ICP\, Just Brian\, and Abandon Shit as one of your hares celebrates another year arou nd this rock. Dog friendly trail\, but there is one part they may need ass istance with through a fence… but there is a longer way around. Normal sho es will work. Tick spray not needed\, but bug spray in general\, sure? DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20230713T183000 GEO:+40.459339;-79.945188 LOCATION:Lou’s Little Corner Bar @ 4924 Liberty Ave\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15224 \, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #288\, ICP’s Bday trail! URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-287-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nLooking for a cash only bar? Lou’s got it. ATM to get that cash? Lou’s got it. Need a P BR pounder for 3.50? Lou’s got it. Smoker friendly space? Lou’s got it. Do g friendly back porch? Lou’s got it. Ideal location for walking\, biking\, and parking? Lou’s got it.
\nCome join ICP\, Just Brian\, and Aband on Shit as one of your hares celebrates another year around this rock. Dog friendly trail\, but there is one part they may need assistance with thro ugh a fence… but there is a longer way around. Normal shoes will work. Tic k spray not needed\, but bug spray in general\, sure?
\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124222@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T145825Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,Special Hashes CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:What: Float n Bloat!!!!!!!!!\nWhere: Redbank Valley Municipal P ark 137 Park Rd\, Fairmount City\, PA 16224 *Meet at Pavilion 4*\nWhen: Sa turday July 15th @ 10:30 AM\nHares: K9 and High & Dry\n$20 hash cash\nhttp s://hashrego.com/events/hash-2079-float-n-bloat-2023\nIt’s time for everyo ne’s favorite hash event\, FLOAT N’ BLOAT! Take a scenic drive up Route 28 \, just over an hour north of the Burgh\, to K9’s hometown of New Bethlehe m and beyond. Bring an inflatable floatation device. I’m going to ask that folks not bring their kayaks because it’s more fun when we are all at the mercy of the current and float at the same speed. If you must bring your kayak\, consider yourself no longer my friend.\nCamping is available at th e Redbank Valley Municipal Park at no additional cost to you. We have rent ed Pavilion 4. It is on the right as you drive through the park. Look for H3 signage.\nWhat we will provide: Beer on trail\, Lunch on trail before t he float\, Dinner back at the campground\, Mountain Pie fixins\, Games\, F irewood\, Salt\nWhat you should bring: Floatation device Inflator (there s hould be several to use but bring one if you have it)\, Headlamp if you’re camping\, Water shoes\, Towel\, Dry clothes\, Sense of adventure\, Cooler \, Beer for after trail\, Snacks\, Camp chair\, Tent/sleeping things\nPlea se bring your own small cooler for the float. We will transport your coole rs and floats to the put-in location. Do NOT blow up your floatie. We will have time to inflate while eating lunch. Feel free to BYO food and bevera ges for partying into the night.\nThis is a family campground (but they ha ve been warned about us) so I ask you all to use your common sense and be respectful! Camping is available Friday night but everything is BYO. The c ampground is on the Redbank Valley Rail Trail so bring your bike and plan to ride on your own Friday or Sunday. You’re on your own for breakfast bot h days. Any questions or concerns\, contact K9 @ (412) 951-2577. DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20230715T103000 GEO:+41.013879;-79.293037 LOCATION:Redbank Valley Municipal Park\, Pavilion 4 @ 137 Park Rd\, Fairmou nt City\, PA 16224\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:Hash #2079\, Float n Bloat URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/hash-2079-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nWhat: Float n
Bloat!!!!!!!!!
\nWhere: Redbank Valley Municipal Park 137 Park Rd\,
Fairmount City\, PA 16224 *Meet at Pavilion 4*
\nWhen: Saturday July
15th @ 10:30 AM
\nHares: K9 and High & Dry
\n$20 hash cash
\nhttps://hashrego.com/events/hash-2079-float-n-bloat-2023
It’s ti
me for everyone’s favorite hash event\, FLOAT N’ BLOAT! Take a scenic driv
e up Route 28\, just over an hour north of the Burgh\, to K9’s hometown of
New Bethlehem and beyond. Bring an inflatable floatation device. I’m goin
g to ask that folks not bring their kayaks because it’s more fun when we a
re all at the mercy of the current and float at the same speed. If you mus
t bring your kayak\, consider yourself no longer my friend.
\nCamping
is available at the Redbank Valley Municipal Park at no additional cost t
o you. We have rented Pavilion 4. It is on the right as you drive through
the park. Look for H3 signage.
\nWhat we will provide: Beer on trail\
, Lunch on trail before the float\, Dinner back at the campground\, Mounta
in Pie fixins\, Games\, Firewood\, Salt
\nWhat you should bring: Floa
tation device Inflator (there should be several to use but bring one if yo
u have it)\, Headlamp if you’re camping\, Water shoes\, Towel\, Dry clothe
s\, Sense of adventure\, Cooler\, Beer for after trail\, Snacks\, Camp cha
ir\, Tent/sleeping things
\nPlease bring your own small cooler for th
e float. We will transport your coolers and floats to the put-in location.
Do NOT blow up your floatie. We will have time to inflate while eating lu
nch. Feel free to BYO food and beverages for partying into the night.
\nThis is a family campground (but they have been warned about us) so I a
sk you all to use your common sense and be respectful! Camping is availabl
e Friday night but everything is BYO. The campground is on the Redbank Val
ley Rail Trail so bring your bike and plan to ride on your own Friday or S
unday. You’re on your own for breakfast both days. Any questions or concer
ns\, contact K9 @ (412) 951-2577.
It’s PITT’s 1
0th analversary and you don’t want to go in without lubing up your drinkin
g muscles.
\nJoin us as we hit some of the ‘best ofs’ of the city.
Trail will be short\, flat\, and shiggy free as all trails in Pittsb urgh are. Do hares lie? That’s for us to know and you to find out!
\nWhere: Sly Fox at the Highline (NOT downtown)
\nWhen: 6:30pm\, 7pm hares On-Out
\nWho: Moon\, Crackfiller\, and BitchinHeat
\nHas h cash: $5
\nREQUIRED bring: $2.50 or a Pitt/CMU ID
\nDogs: Le ave ’em home for this one
\nQuestions\, concerns\, need advice on ho w to seemingly be known everywhere? Contact Moon (412) 310-3741
\nOt herwise contact Crack or BiH
\n\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124257@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T145825Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Cum prepared for a weekend of glitz and glamour as we celebrate PITT H3’s 10th Beerthday! Let us escort you down the red carpet in your s himmering frocks and lacy garments. You’ll be treated like a star as we be er you on the finest of ales and provide entertainment for all you A-liste rs.\nYour weekend rego includes habby giveaway\, a meet-n-greet with the l ocals on Friday evening\, queer mile\, trail on Saturday\, games\, naked s hot crawl\, beer beer beer\, a DJ spinning tunes on Friday and Saturday ni ghts\, allure\, and style.\nCamp fees are covered in cost of rego\, and th e beer will start flowing at 6pm on Friday. You’re on your own for food on Friday\, but all meals are provided on Saturday\, and breakfast is provid ed on Sunday. As expected\, trail will be short\, flat\, and shiggy-free. \nAs we all know by now\, if you’re sick\, stay home. We only want your go od germs.\nCamp Davis is a private\, gay owned & operated\, clothing optio nal campground. We embrace everyone gay\, straight\, or anything in-betwee n. Our goal is to provide a friendly\, safe\, & comfortable environment fo r all no matter how you identify. The campground is complete with running hot showers\, dancehall\, and heated pool.\nRego here now! https://hashreg o.com/events/pitth3-pitt-h3-10th-analversary-campout-the–2023?fbclid=IwAR2 cjCBjNO50MQOeAL8Do9LGGtpJJt-PGeXL7b2R2GG9bvDnfQaYTuHjj8g\nHares for trail: Spermit\, Lips\, and Click It DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20230728T170000 DTEND;TZID=America/New_York:20230730T120000 GEO:+41.053533;-79.941414 LOCATION:Camp Davis @ 311 Redbrush Rd\, Boyers\, PA 16020\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #291\, 10th Analversary PITT Weekend: The Golden Globes URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-289-pitt-weekend/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\n
Cum prepared for a weekend of glitz and glamour as we celebrate PITT H3’s 10th Beerthda y! Let us escort you down the red carpet in your shimmering frocks and lac y garments. You’ll be treated like a star as we beer you on the finest of ales and provide entertainment for all you A-listers.
\nYour weekend rego includes habby giveaway\, a meet-n-greet with the locals on Friday e vening\, queer mile\, trail on Saturday\, games\, naked shot crawl\, beer beer beer\, a DJ spinning tunes on Friday and Saturday nights\, allure\, a nd style.
\nCamp fees are covered in cost of rego\, and the beer wil l start flowing at 6pm on Friday. You’re on your own for food on Friday\, but all meals are provided on Saturday\, and breakfast is provided on Sund ay. As expected\, trail will be short\, flat\, and shiggy-free.
\nAs we all know by now\, if you’re sick\, stay home. We only want your good g erms.
\nCamp Davis is a private\, gay owned & operated\, clothing op tional campground. We embrace everyone gay\, straight\, or anything in-bet ween. Our goal is to provide a friendly\, safe\, & comfortable environment for all no matter how you identify. The campground is complete with runni ng hot showers\, dancehall\, and heated pool.
\n\nHares for trail: Spermit\, Lips\, and Click It
\n< /HTML> END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124258@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T145825Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Arrows don’t lie but hares do. Or do they?\nCum out and join Pe arl and Bitchin’ to find out. And to celebrate these two Leo’s birthdays. \nTrail will be flat-ish\, full of shiggy\, and certainly dry and cool.\nW hen? 6:30pm\, 7pm hares away\nWhere? The Bridge 6018 Broad St\, Pittsburgh \, PA 15206\nWhy? It’s our birthdays ya wanker!\nDogs? The Bridge is not d og friendly. There are parts of trail that may be difficult to navigate wi th a dog in tow.\nParking? There is street parking and also a lot down the block from the starting bar.\nHash Cash? $5\nQuestions and all that jazz\ , hit up your hares. BitchinHeat: 908-380-2629\, Pearl Necklace: 585-738-6 788 DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20230810T183000 GEO:+40.462;-79.923899 LOCATION:6018 Broad St\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15206\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #293\, Pearl Necklace and BiH URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-290-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nWho: Shrivele
d in London & El Cock
\nWhen: August 24th @6:30 pm\, 7pm hares away\nWhere: Obey House Tavern
\nCash or Credit Card?: Beers are pret
ty cheap at this bar so we suggest being courteous and paying with cash\,
but credit card accepted if you only have plastic.
\nTrail shoes: The
off road parts can be done with regular running shoes and without shiggy
socks.
\nBug spray: Yes\, Bug spray recommended for this trail.
\nDoggo friendly: Bar not dog friendly. There are a couple parts of trail
that could be challenging for dogs.
\nParking: DON’T BE A DICK!!! Ple
ase don’t park in their parking lot. Parking is plentiful on Steuben Stree
t\, but you should park ~1000 feet away from the intersection where the ba
r is located. Parking is also available on some of the side streets. Parki
ng isn’t allowed on Obey Street.
\nHash cash: $5.00 except for virgin
s
Pedal PGH Pre lube
\nSat 26th 2PM
\nRoundabout Pop Up 1836 Oxline St\, Pitts burgh\, PA 15233
\nTrail will be mostly on paved bike paths. Suitabl e for any bike.
\nBring ID\, cash and CC\, a lock\, and helmet.
\nQuestions Moon
\n(412) 310-3741
\nCrack Filler
\n(7 24) 612-5571
\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124544@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T145825Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Special Hashes CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Here ye\, here ye!\nCome one\, come all. All Pittsburgh Kennels :\nLet’s gather at the Millvale Pavillion at 7pm on Monday\, August 28th t o chat about what’s happening in the hash.\nBYOB (I will provide one cold 30-rack of PBR).\nAugust 28 Open Forum Meeting Agenda:\n1. Introduction to New Mismanagement for all Pittsburgh kennels present\n2. Hash Etiquette R eminder\n3. Calls for designs for haberdashery\n4. Current Happenings and Announcements\n5. General Discussion (Open Forum)\nIn case you can’t make it\, a link to notes will be posted after the event (in Facebook event and in event description on hash website) DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20230828T190000 GEO:+40.472849;-79.971201 LOCATION:Millvale Riverfront Trail @ Millvale Riverfront Park\, 70 River Fr ont Dr\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15209\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:Hash Open Forum (all Pittsburgh kennels) URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/hash-open-forum-all-pittsburgh-kennels/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nHere ye\, her
e ye!
\nCome one\, come all. All Pittsburgh Kennels:
\nLet’s gat
her at the Millvale Pavillion at 7pm on Monday\, August 28th to chat about
what’s happening in the hash.
\nBYOB (I will provide one cold 30-rac
k of PBR).
August 28 Open Forum Meeting Agenda:
\n1. Introduc
tion to New Mismanagement for all Pittsburgh kennels present
\n2. Has
h Etiquette Reminder
\n3. Calls for designs for haberdashery
\n4
. Current Happenings and Announcements
\n5. General Discussion (Open
Forum)
In case you can’t make it\, a link to notes will be posted after the event (in Facebook event and in event description on hash websit e)
\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124260@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T145825Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Alternate names considered for this trail:\nThundercunts\nCunts and clits\nFor cuntry!\nDo you see a theme?\nJoin TN@ as hares Schoolhous e\, Dirty Gerbil\, BiH\, and Pack My Fanny take over PITT and make you do our favorite thing: wear costumes! This will be a pink-themed trail. Pink dresses and vagina costumes encouraged. But wear pink! Lots and lots of pi nk!\nThis trail will have something for everyone’s inner vagina.\nThere wi ll be games.\nThere will be songs.\nThere will be vagina-themed drinks.\nA nd snacks.\nThere will be bushes in the shiggy\nAnd trail will be shaped l ike a …..\nAnd there will be PINK!\nOn-out is at Park Place Pub on Bryant street. Meet at 6:30. On-out at 7:00. Hash cash: $5.00 except for virgins \nTrail is bitch-friendly. Wear bug-spray (it’s September!) but not on you r vagina-wear or your actual cunt (this special PSA specifically included for DEET in the butthole). Parking should be plentiful.\n(p.s. Wear pink!! ) DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20230907T183000 SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #295\, TN@ Takeover of PITT! URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-292-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nBack of Great Race 10k steering corral
\nCome out and be social at one of the lar gest r*nning events in the Pittsburgh area. Dress in your hashiest attire.
\nWeasel is providing mimosa basics (OJ\, Bubbly\, cups) but if you brought supplemental supplies that’d be appreciated.
\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124262@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T145825Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Who: Abandon Shit & Lips of Steel\nWhen: October 5th @6:30 pm\, 7pm hares away\nWhere: Yesterdays Bar & Grill\nTrail shoes: Not needed\nS higgy: 1-1.69\nBug spray: Yes\nDoggo friendly: Yes\nParking: On street\nHa sh cash: $5.00 except for virgins\nBar is cash only. ATM on site. DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20231005T183000 GEO:+40.425686;-79.942358 LOCATION:Yesterday's Bar and Grill @ 501 Greenfield Ave\, Pittsburgh\, PA 1 5207\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #297\, Abandon Shit & Lips of Steel URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-294-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nFriday the 13th
\nDS# 100 / ICH3 # 24
\nHares – Plea Barkin/Beets
\nBy all accounts of history\, Friday the 13th has alw ays been associated with good luck\, good fortune and bon temps. Just ask the Knights of Templar\, who were fortunate enough to deliver their own ti dings of joy to their benefactors. Some enthusiasts of the day even wear h ockey masks to ensure their fortunes. To continue this tradition\, two ken nels combine to offer the hash what has been referred to as the shittiest trail ever to be conceived.
\nTo comply with DS rules\, the trail wi ll start in the city of Pittsburgh. DS mileage rating and live haring requ irements will also be met by taking the eagle. If you’re not up to that\, try taking the turkey\, it might be shorter. Qualified trail analysts opin e there may be shiggy\, and in typical fashion of the hares\, absence of l aw enforcement cannot be guaranteed.
\nIn order to comply with ICH3 requirements\, at least one beer stop will be contra and occur within a li censed establishment\, however\, we may have up to two contra stops. We’ll let you know if cash only in advance of trail.
\nOn/out from Giant Eagle Market District bar in Waterworks Mall on Freeport Road.
\nExp
ect to be disappointed.
\nCum as you are. We promise nothing\, and br
ing even less to the table.
\nBring Virgins.
\nWe never charge h
ash cash.
\nAttendance is mandatory.
Meetup 6:30pm
\nOn
out 7:00pm
Join T-Boner and Moon on a City ride starting at Federal Galley. Mostly flat with a cli mb on the eagle portion. Bring cash I.D. and a well maintained bike and he lmets please Tasty.
\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124264@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T145825Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Who: Anal Eaze\, ICP & Just Mac\nWhen: November 2nd @6:30 pm\, 7pm hares away\nWhere: Grist House\nTrail shoes: Would be a good idea\, if you’re nimble and have high dexterity maybe you can pull it off without. \nShiggy: 7/10\nBug spray: Yeah fucking ticks suck\nDoggo friendly: One or two parts might not be but the rest is okay and is manageable.\nParking: Street parking all around\nHash cash: $5.00 except for virgins\nCome join ICP\, Anal\, and Just Mac in “The Gang Goes To Millvale”. This is just Mac ’s virgin trail and we want to celebrate by searching for rum ham. Grist h ouse has plenty of space and lots of beer flowing. Long live rum ham!!! DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20231102T183000 SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #299\, ICP\, Anal Eaze\, Just Mac URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-296-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nWho: Team Hyp
notoad
\nWhen: November 16th @6:30 pm\, 7pm hares away
\nWhere:
Rock Room
\nTrail shoes: Maybe? How brave are you?
\nShiggy:
\nBug spray: No
\nDoggo friendly: Yes
\nParking: Sure
\nH
ash cash: Free to everyone. 300 bby
Hoppy Hardwoo d and The Black Clap will take you on a turkey-filled trail.
\nWhere : Penn Brewery\, 800 Vinial St\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15212
\nWhy: It’s the night before Thanksgiving and the Sandturkey is nigh! Can you catch t he Sandturkey as it winds through the night?
\n X-COST:$5 X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124396@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T145825Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Who: T-Bag & ABS\nWhen: November 30th @6:30 pm\, 7pm hares away \nWhere: Ugly Dog Saloon\, 2351 Noblestown Rd #1\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15205\n Trail shoes: not necessary\nShiggy:\nBug spray: not needed\nDoggo friendly : Logan approved (except start bar)\nParking:\nHash cash: $5.00 except for virgins DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20231130T183000 SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #302\, T-Bag and ABS URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-300-porn-again/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nWho: T-Bag &
ABS
\nWhen: November 30th @6:30 pm\, 7pm hares away
\nWhere: Ugl
y Dog Saloon\, 2351 Noblestown Rd #1\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15205
\nTrail
shoes: not necessary
\nShiggy:
\nBug spray: not needed
\nDo
ggo friendly: Logan approved (except start bar)
\nParking:
\nHas
h cash: $5.00 except for virgins
K9’s house
\n3405 Gass Ave.
\nPittsburgh\, PA 15212
This salty trail is brought to you by Porn Again\, K9\, and The Black Clap – We got a lot o f problems with you people. And now you’re gonna hear about it!
\nFE STIVUS!!!! The time is now. Come angry. Come with grievances.
\nStar t time is high noon!
\nAs usual we’ll have feats of strength\, beer\ , hills\, shots\, more hills\, more beer\, airing of grievances\, wrestlin g\, a multi-story beer funnel\, and more beer.
\nCrash space availab le at my house and nearby homes. Hit us up. Drink\; do not drive.
\nWe’re providing some food. Bring something to share or we’ll drop you in t he basement. If you like fancy beer\, feel free to bring your own. I’ll be providing Blue Moon. Only Blue Moon. J/K… or am I?
\nI repeat\, tra il starts at 12:00!
\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124564@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T145825Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3\,Special Hashes CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Who: Scrum\, Assotope\, Leaver Behind\nWhen: December 14th @6:3 0 pm\, 7pm hares away\nWhere: Aslin Brewing\nTrail shoes: Pavement poundin g\nShiggy: 0.69\nBug spray: Not unless you just like the smell.\nDoggo fri endly: Probably not.\nParking: There is a lot behind Aslin or free parking down the street if you’re up for a longer walk.\nHash cash: $5.00 except for virgins\nCum one\, cum all to the annual White Elephant trail. Trail w ill be a short\, flat pavement pounder. Ugly Christmas sweaters are encour aged.\nWe’ll have a White Elephant gift exchange in circle. If you want to participate\, bring a wrapped gift that’s under $10 to exchange. No biolo gical gifts. (Defender\, that includes any part of a deer.) DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20231214T183000 SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #303\, Scrum & Assatope (Gift Exchange Hash) URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-3xx-scrum-gift-exchange-hash/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nCome thee Xma
s morning (10 am)
\nto Jack’s bar in the Southside!
\nand don th
y Xmas apparel!
\nXmas sweaters\, xmas onesies\, whatever.
Tr
ail will be legit and very J/fish hooky.
\n(If you don’t know what th
at means\,
\nit’ll be explained at chalk talk)
\nPrepare your li
ver to imbibe Xmas spirits.
Who: Shameles
s Cussy\, Myhoganme & Zoogoo
\nWhen: January 25th @6:30 pm\, 7pm hare
s away
\nWhere: J Goughs Tavern\, 4213 Murray Ave\, Pittsburgh\, PA 1
5217
\nTrail shoes:
\nShiggy:
\nBug spray:
\nDoggo fri
endly:
\nParking:
\nHash cash: $5.00 except for virgins
\nA
write up is coming\, but get your glitter\, sequins and rhinestones ready
.
Trail shoes a
re encouraged\, but not necessary. Trail will be walker friendly.
\nU
nless the RA changes their mind\, it looks like trail will be moist.
\nTrail should be dog friendly\, but not sure about start bar.
\nPark
ing in the area is on street and probably pretty shitty.
\nIf you wan
t an on after recommendation\, Mario’s is open until 2AM.
Who: El Cock
& Shriveled in London
\nWhen: February 29th @6:30 pm\, 7pm hares away
\nWhere: Froggy’s Bar 4602 Liberty Ave.
\nTrail shoes: Not nece
ssary
\nShiggy: 0/10.
\nBug spray: No trail shoes required\, shi
ggy lsited as 0/10…
\nDoggo friendly: Trail definitely yes\, unsure a
bout bar.
\nParking: This is a commercial business. We recommend chec
king the side streets for parking.
\nHash cash: $5.00 except for virg
ins
Bloody ‘ell!
It’s that time o’ year again. innit\, to honor St. David\, the patron sain
t of Wales\, because it’s easier t’ squeeze a pack o’ halfminds into a bar
on March 1 than it is on St. Paddy’s Day. Plus\, it’s the year o’ the ble
edin’ Dragon. As always\, there’s the traditional daffodils fer the bimbos
and leeks fer the wankers. And no\, Mr. Smarty-Pants\, it’s strictly BYO
Sheep. So\, sod off.
\nSince March 1 is also Gooey Decimal’s beerthda
y\, we’re going to risk a cease-and-desist order and subtitle the trail “M
eghanhash.”
\nTrail is very pup-friendly with the exception of one be
er stop (Lolev allowed Koko in so she gives it four paws up). Bring yer br
ass farthings for indoor quaffs\; brews in the wild are courtesy of your h
ares.
\nThis is a POORTEX approved trail.
\nTrail questions? Cal
l Whiff (412-979-3314)
\nRecipes for Bara Brith Welsh tea bread? Try
Google.
Who: Bitch In
Heat & Pearl Necklace
\nWhen: March 7th @6:30 pm\, 7pm hares away
\nWhere: Red’s Good News\, 542 Brookline Blvd\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15226\nTrail shoes:
\nShiggy:
\nBug spray:
\nDoggo friendly:
\nParking:
\nHash cash: $5.00 except for virgins
Details cummi ng soon!
\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124770@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T145825Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,Special Hashes CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Hare: Porn Again\nYeah its like 3 weeks after St Patrick’s day but we have a ton of half minds venturing across the world to New Zealand and we didn’t want them to miss out on the fun plus it might be a little b it warmer for those sultry dresses. So on April 6th grab everything you ow n that’s green and join Tight Embouchure and Porn Again Christian as we ta ke a romp through the North Shore and confuse the local population. We can just claim we forgot when St Patrick’s day is because we were dunk.\nThis years charity will be Movember. Men’s mental health is unspoken epidemic in this country and we as a community need to be better at addressing it a nd talking about it openly. If you have lost anyone (male or not) and woul d like to honor them we will have a small place of honor for them (you wil l get your stuff back). There will be public talk of suicide.\nEvent detai ls:\n$20\n4/6/24 at the YMR @2pm\n631 Suismon St\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15212\n Potluck dinner. Sign up below. No sugar cookies\nThere will be a cash 50/5 0.\nBeer will be provided on trail but otherwise it’s on you to buy from t he bar.\nIf anyone has any leads on cheap kegs let PA know.\nPotluck Link \nhttps://www.perfectpotluck.com/meals.php?t=XOGC3538\nTheme:\nGreen Dress Run\nStuff to Bring:\nCash for 50/50 and money for beer\nRego link:\nhttp s://hashrego.com/events/pgh-h3-green-dress-run-2024?fbclid=IwAR0xLc4Mrtg9F 7KJJr9FLpte0hzA3NoGtSXu1YkqnGOadNtUeZ1OnTaKNtQ DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20240406T140000 GEO:+40.45543;-79.998607 LOCATION:The YMR Club @ 631 Suismon St\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15212\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:Hash #2117\, GREEN DRESS!! URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/hash-2117-hare-needed/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nHare: Porn Again
\nYeah its like 3 weeks after St Patrick’s day but we have a ton o f half minds venturing across the world to New Zealand and we didn’t want them to miss out on the fun plus it might be a little bit warmer for those sultry dresses. So on April 6th grab everything you own that’s green and join Tight Embouchure and Porn Again Christian as we take a romp through t he North Shore and confuse the local population. We can just claim we forg ot when St Patrick’s day is because we were dunk.
\nThis years chari ty will be Movember. Men’s mental health is unspoken epidemic in this coun try and we as a community need to be better at addressing it and talking a bout it openly. If you have lost anyone (male or not) and would like to ho nor them we will have a small place of honor for them (you will get your s tuff back). There will be public talk of suicide.
\nEvent details:\n$20
\n4/6/24 at the YMR @2pm
\n631 Suismon St\, Pittsburgh
\, PA 15212
\nPotluck dinner. Sign up below. No sugar cookies
\n
There will be a cash 50/50.
\nBeer will be provided on trail but othe
rwise it’s on you to buy from the bar.
\nIf anyone has any leads on c
heap kegs let PA know.
Potluck Link
\nhttps://www.perfectpot luck.com/meals.php?t=XOGC3538
\nTheme:
\nGreen Dress Run
Rego li
nk:
\nhttps://hashrego.com/events/pgh-h3-green-dress-run-2024?fbclid=
IwAR0xLc4Mrtg9F7KJJr9FLpte0hzA3NoGtSXu1YkqnGOadNtUeZ1OnTaKNtQ
Details cummi ng soon!
\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-123747@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T145825Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Celebrate 10 years of hashing with PA and Scrum! DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20240502T183000 SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #314: PA and Scrum’s 10-Year Hashiversary Trail URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-pa-and-scrums-10-year-hashiversary -trail/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nCelebrate 10 years of hashing with PA and Scrum!
\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124781@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T145825Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:details cumming soon! DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20240516T183000 SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #315\, Anal Eaze URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-3xx-anal-eaze/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\ndetails cummi ng soon!
\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124793@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T145825Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Details Cumming Soon! DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20240530T183000 GEO:+40.426585;-79.975992 LOCATION:Velum Fermentation @ 2120 Jane St\, Pittsburgh\, PA 15203\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PIT #3xx\, Hickey No Dickey & Shriveled in London URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-3xx-hare-needed-7/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nDetails Cummi ng Soon!
\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124794@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T145825Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Details cumming soon! DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20240613T183000 SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #3XX- Moon URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-3xx-hare-needed-8/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nDetails cummi ng soon!
\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124795@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T145825Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Details cumming soon! DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20240627T183000 SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #3XX- Porn Again\, Scrum & ICP URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-3xx-hare-needed-9/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nDetails cummi ng soon!
\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124796@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T145825Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Details Cumming Soon! DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20240711T183000 SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #3XX- Purple Princess & Pearl Necklace URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-3xx-hare-needed-10/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nDetails Cummi ng Soon!
\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124797@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T145825Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION: DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20240725T183000 SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #3XX- Projectile Dog Shit URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-3xx-hare-needed-11/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124833@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T145825Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:PITT-H3\,Special Hashes CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Cum on out to the 11th Annual PITT Hash weekend. Prepare yourse lf with some dark gothy satanic styling\, gay majesty\, or any fantastic f usion of this double entendre. We’re goona love seeing what you come up wi th!\nRego opens on 3/1/2024\nRego Here for this event: https://hashrego.c om/events/pitth3-pitt-h3-11th-analversary-weekend-his–2024\nYour weekend r ego includes habby giveaway\, a meat-n-greet with the locals on Friday eve ning\, queer mile\, trail on Saturday\, games\, naked shot crawl\, beer be er beer\, a DJ spinning tunes on Friday and Saturday nights\, allure\, and style.\nCamp fees are covered in cost of rego\, and the beer will start f lowing at 6pm on Friday. You’re on your own for food on Friday\, but all m eals are provided on Saturday\, and breakfast is provided on Sunday. As ex pected\, trail will be short\, flat\, and shiggy-free.\nAs we all know by now\, if you’re sick\, stay home. We only want your good germs.\nCamp Davi s is a private\, gay owned & operated\, clothing optional campground. We e mbrace everyone gay\, straight\, or anything in-between. Our goal is to pr ovide a friendly\, safe\, & comfortable environment for all no matter how you identify. The campground is complete with running hot showers\, dance hall\, and heated pool. DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20240726T180000 DTEND;TZID=America/New_York:20240728T060300 GEO:+41.053533;-79.941414 LOCATION:Camp Davis @ 311 Redbrush Rd\, Boyers\, PA 16020\, USA SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT-H3 11th Analversary Weekend: His Dark Majesty URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-h3-11th-analversary-weekend-his-da rk-majesty/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nCum on out to the 11th Annual PITT Hash weekend. Prepare yourself with some dark gothy satanic styling\, gay majesty\, or any fantastic fusion of this double ent endre. We’re goona love seeing what you come up with!
\nRego opens o n 3/1/2024
\nRego Here for this event: https://hashrego.com/events/pitth3-pitt-h3-11th-analversary-wee kend-his–2024
\nYour weekend rego includes habby giveaw
ay\, a meat-n-greet with the locals on Friday evening\, queer mile\, trail
on Saturday\, games\, naked shot crawl\, beer beer beer\, a DJ spinning t
unes on Friday and Saturday nights\, allure\, and style.
\nCamp fees
are covered in cost of rego\, and the beer will start flowing at 6pm on Fr
iday. You’re on your own for food on Friday\, but all meals are provided o
n Saturday\, and breakfast is provided on Sunday. As expected\, trail will
be short\, flat\, and shiggy-free.
As we all know by now\, if you ’re sick\, stay home. We only want your good germs.
\nCamp Davis is a private\, gay owned & operated\, clothing optional campground. We embrac e everyone gay\, straight\, or anything in-between. Our goal is to provide a friendly\, safe\, & comfortable environment for all no matter how you i dentify. The campground is complete with running hot showers\, dance hall\ , and heated pool.
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\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124870@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T145825Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Details cumming soon! DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20240822T183000 SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #3xx- Defender of Peedom URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-3xx-defender-of-peedom/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nDetails cummi ng soon!
\n X-INSTANT-EVENT:1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-124871@www.pgh-h3.com/wp DTSTAMP:20240328T145825Z CATEGORIES;LANGUAGE=en-US:Numbered Hashes\,PITT-H3 CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Details cumming soon! DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20241127T183000 SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:PITT #3xx- SAND TURKEY: Defender of Peedom URL:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-3xx-defender-of-peedom-2/ X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nDetails cummi ng soon!
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