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      Songs in the Key of Pittsburgh Ain’t Masturbatin’ Are Yinz From Pittsburgh Autohash Dahn-Dahn Debauchery Tonight Dope Ray Me Hashin’ Ice The Bitch Interhash 1999 Welcum I’ve Only Half a Brain Moondance My boyfirend… Oh You Wankers S&M Man verses Santa Clause is Cumming On You Shiggy-Traction Skippy the Squirrel Swilligans Island The Hash House Harriers The Pittstones Thunderchicken Walking ’round In Women’s Underwear Other Song Books: A general, Pittsburgh-influenced song book Whiff’s Compilation of Pittsburgh Songs Ain’t Masturbatin’ by Whiff Don’t buff the bishop, Don’t wax my bean, Don’t choke the chicken, I think you know what I mean. Ain’t masturbatin’, Savin’ all my load for you. Don’t stroke my bony one-eyed baloney, My Mannon yogurt is For your consumption only. Ain’t masturbatin’, Savin’ all my load for you. I’m forsakin’ shakin’ bacon. Trouser snakin’ just ain’t my style. My jiz is the fizz in your Sperm-o-dent smile. Ooo – go easy. I don’t like workin’ Gland in glove. No jerkin’ gherkins – It’s your lips I’m thinkin’ of. Ain’t masturbatin’, Savin’ all my load for you. Don’t fling the phallus, Won’t flog the frog. No squeezin’ mustard From my Oscar Meyer dog. Ain’t masturbatin’, Savin’ all my load…
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Protected: The Jegging Hash 8/8/2011

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Protected: Fuk Stik’s 20th Analversary Hash!! 7/11/2011

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Protected: Good Things Come to Those Who Wait 6/21/2011

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Protected: Narco Polo’s Fool Moon Hash 6/13/2011

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Protected: Rex’s Birthday Hash 5/16/2011

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Protected: Another Sherpies Orienteering Hash: THE PLAY 5/9/2011

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Upcoming Hashes

Apr
27
Sat
2:00 pm Hash #1876: White Dress Run & 4 ... @ Enix Brewing Company
Hash #1876: White Dress Run & 4 ... @ Enix Brewing Company
Apr 27 @ 2:00 pm
Hash #1876: White Dress Run & 4 Hash Weddings @ Enix Brewing Company | Homestead | Pennsylvania | United States
Grab your white dresses and celebrate with EIGHT, that’s right EIGHT, half-minds getting married this year! This may be the first and only white dress run, so hit up Goodwill and bring your finest, tackiest …
May
4
Sat
6:30 pm DS #51 – Hare Needed
DS #51 – Hare Needed
May 4 @ 6:30 pm
This can be Friday or Saturday. Remember, it’s the weekend, outside the city limits is just fine! We love a change of scenery! Who: Hare needed Why: To run a harder, longer trail And enjoy …
May
5
Sun
2:00 pm P3-H3 (Kids hash) – Mister Weasel
P3-H3 (Kids hash) – Mister Weasel
May 5 @ 2:00 pm
Here we go year number four. What: Mexican culture trail When: 5/5/2019 @ 2pm Where: TBD in Frick Park Why: To celebrate the victory of the Mexican army over the French How: Miles and Margaritas. …
May
6
Mon
6:30 pm Hash #1877 “Beer Nuts in May: A...
Hash #1877 “Beer Nuts in May: A...
May 6 @ 6:30 pm
 
May
9
Thu
6:30 pm PITT H3 #193 – Tight-E
PITT H3 #193 – Tight-E
May 9 @ 6:30 pm
 
May
11
Sat
10:00 am Allegheny Cleanways trash cleanup
Allegheny Cleanways trash cleanup
May 11 @ 10:00 am
Spring Clean-up with Allegheny Cleanways. Come get dirty with us as we clean up a hillside in Homewood. Plenty of street parking. I’ll bring beers for afterward.
May
13
Mon
6:30 pm Hash #1878 Nuts In May – Fuk Stik
Hash #1878 Nuts In May – Fuk Stik
May 13 @ 6:30 pm
 
May
15
Wed
6:30 pm TN@#46: HARRIETTE NEEDED!
TN@#46: HARRIETTE NEEDED!
May 15 @ 6:30 pm – 10:30 pm
*TN@ trails happen every 28 days and are ladies only.*
May
16
Thu
8:30 pm PITT Beer Mile @ Schenley Oval
PITT Beer Mile @ Schenley Oval
May 16 @ 8:30 pm
Test your speed and stomach at the semi-annual PITT H3 Beer Mile! 4 laps, 4 beers, and a whole lot of entertainment. This is open to all, so bring your friends. Mediocre qualifying beer will …
May
18
Sat
2:00 pm Hash #1879 FOOL Moon -Moon
Hash #1879 FOOL Moon -Moon
May 18 @ 2:00 pm
 
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