Start: 2 at moon park, exact parking to be posted day of
Distance: 3.5 miles
Shiggy: 4 (lots of shiggy and some shallow stream crossings)
Hash Cash: $5
Free beer after-party:
What: Joey and the Jillies went up the Hillies
When: Sunday, January 28 at 2PM
Where: Rochester Inn – Rochester Road, Pittsburgh, 15229
Hares: WMD, High & Dry and Kant Spell Jill
Who is Joey? Who are the Jillies? Joey is WMD. WMD has been MIA at Pgh hashes as his new hobby is shoveling snow in Eerie. One Jillie is blonde. Her hash name is High & Dry. The other Jillie is brunette. Her name is Kant Spell Jill.
“Joey and the Jillies went up the Hillies” This could be the title of a B-rate porn flick in WMD’s alternate universe, but we not going down that rabbit hole.
In reality, it’s a normal hash – no dresses, 4-5 miles, no worries of heat stroke, minimal trespassing and Sherpes will document the event with a couple hundred photos.
The fine print:
Trail is Fido friendly, après is not.
Hares are providing trail beer and snacks. No $5 hash cash as we ain’t feeding you at the apres. Order from the menu and then pry your purse open.
Problem with alcohol? Call the Pgh chapter of AA at 412-471-7472.
Intelligent questions? Call WMD at 724-816-0804.
WHEN: February 11, 2:00 PM
WHO: Bit of Honey and Alias
WHERE: The House of Alias
COST: Free, though old geezers like hugs
Old Geezer Hash, like hashing in the old days. It will be medium length, with only one beer stop, but it will be a wonderful beer stop! Some shaggy, some steps, maybe a cemetery, who knows.
The Apre will also be at Alias’s house, same address as above. Food and beer will be supplied. Circle will be done at the beer stop on the run however. Old time hashes actually had a lot of socializing done. I know that is a strange concept to many youngsters that talk to each other by texting even when they are in the same room, but we used to, in the old days, actually talk to each other while we guzzled beer and shared some food. If you don’t want to do that, you can get out of my yard (said the crotchety old man)!
After 2 years of ICP related childhood slop, and last years tribute to the sloppiest bar in the city. We are going to Scrums parents house to see where he used to get down and sloppy.
More shitty trail write up to come
Who: Titty Whiskers