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TN@#38: Choose Your Own Adventure Hash! 6:30 pm
TN@#38: Choose Your Own Adventure Hash! @ Federal Galley
Oct 3 @ 6:30 pm – 10:30 pm
TN@#38: Choose Your Own Adventure Hash! @ Federal Galley | Pittsburgh | Pennsylvania | United States
  Life choices are important— so follow your harriettes on a “Choose Your Own Adventure” Hash!  You are the star of the story! Journey into a perilous fantasy world of dragons, sorcerers, and magic on …
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Hash #1847 The 4 Cocks 2:00 pm
Hash #1847 The 4 Cocks @ Murphy's Tap Room
Oct 7 @ 2:00 pm
Hash #1847 The 4 Cocks @ Murphy's Tap Room | Pittsburgh | Pennsylvania | United States
The Four Cocks Calling all Cocks! Calling all Cocks! Come one, come all to fabulous, continental Regent Square. Cock-a-Doddle Gu, Any Cock’ll Do, John Handycock, and Cock Smitten have conCOCKted a plan that is highly …
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DarkSide #44 – A Darkside Discovery (scavenger hunt in honor of Chrissy Columbus) 6:30 pm
DarkSide #44 – A Darkside Discovery (scavenger hunt in honor of Chrissy Columbus) @ Rumerz Sports Bar & Grill
Oct 8 @ 6:30 pm
DarkSide #44 - A Darkside Discovery (scavenger hunt in honor of Chrissy Columbus) @ Rumerz Sports Bar & Grill | Pittsburgh | Pennsylvania | United States
  A Darkside Discovery (scavenger hunt in honor of Chrissy Columbus) In fourteen hundred ninety-two Columbus sailed the ocean blue. He had three ships and left from Spain; Two hashers honor him—what a pain! He …
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PITT H3 #178 – Lickity Shits, and Moonshine 6:30 pm
PITT H3 #178 – Lickity Shits, and Moonshine @ Mad Mex (Highland Ave)
Oct 11 @ 6:30 pm
PITTH3 & BEYOND – here are the details for the next PITTH3 Thursday night hash hash. Use as directed, for fun loving adults 21 years and older, must be taken with alcohol. Start time – …
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Mister Weasel’s Birthday – Drinking Practice 4:30 pm
Mister Weasel’s Birthday – Drinking Practice
Oct 13 @ 4:30 pm
Mister Weasel’s Birthday – Drinking Practice East End Brewing 147 Julius St, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania 15206 Saturday October 13th @ 4:30 pm Drinking practice for my birthday. (That is, there is no trail) But otherwise, this is …
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Hash #1848: Watership Down-Downs 2:00 pm
Hash #1848: Watership Down-Downs @ Spring Hill Brewing
Oct 14 @ 2:00 pm
Hash #1848: Watership Down-Downs @ Spring Hill Brewing | Pittsburgh | Pennsylvania | United States
Quick! They’re coming! Seek safety! All the world is your enemy! If they catch you they will kill you but they have to catch you first! You’re a rabbit following a paranoid, hallucinating twitchy rabbit …
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PITT H3 Fall beer mile 8:00 pm
PITT H3 Fall beer mile @ Schenley Oval
Oct 18 @ 8:00 pm
Join us for our fine fall tradition on October18th: PittH3 will provide the (cheapest) regulation beer, you bring the will to not puke. Bring your own fancy drinks if you don’t trust our selection. Don’t …
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P3-H3-The Southside smells like Halloween 3:00 pm
P3-H3-The Southside smells like Halloween
Oct 20 @ 3:00 pm
The Southside smells like Halloween Annual costume trail! Put on your Halloween outfits and come on the flattest, driest, most stroller friendly trail you have ever seen. Hare: Mister Weasel Meet in the general vicinity …
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Hash #1849 Sherpes 2:00 pm
Hash #1849 Sherpes @ North Park Ice Rink
Oct 21 @ 2:00 pm
Hash #1849 Sherpes @ North Park Ice Rink | Wexford | Pennsylvania | United States
Welcome Welcome Welcome, to another event of the newish kennel PDO-H3, the Pittsburgh Dis Oriented Hash House Harriers.  In the far past you had Frick Park and Schenley Park being used.  In the near past …
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Hash # FOOL MOON!!! SexPak 6:00 pm
Hash # FOOL MOON!!! SexPak @ Zone 28
Oct 24 @ 6:00 pm
This will be a CONTRA Fool moon. You will receive a wrist band at the Zone 28 bar, (I hope), which gets you happy hour prices, (which is like $2 off their $$$ beers), but …
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PITT H3 #179 – Halloween 2018: The Oakland Shit Trail Massacre 6:30 pm
PITT H3 #179 – Halloween 2018: The Oakland Shit Trail Massacre @ Bootlegger's
Oct 25 @ 6:30 pm
This Halloween the scariest thing in Oakland won’t be Pitt Football’s record. Come out to Bootlegger’s and celebrate the season with hares Double Stuffed, Scrum Guzzler and Shameless Cussy for a shitshow the likes of …
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Hash #1850 Hallowiener 2018-Mystery Hare 2:00 pm
Hash #1850 Hallowiener 2018-Mystery Hare @ Hunt'z Traven
Oct 28 @ 2:00 pm
Hash Title: Hallowiener 2018 On Devil’s Night back in October 30th, 1991, the most beautiful soul was born. His red hair, exuberant attitude, and lack of bladder control were all endearing. One look, and you’d …
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TN@#39: Oodles, Mac ‘n Sleaze, and Heart On 6:30 pm
TN@#39: Oodles, Mac ‘n Sleaze, and Heart On
Oct 31 @ 6:30 pm – 10:30 pm
Allegheny Cemetery trail. Further info TBA. *TN@ trails happen every 28 days and are ladies only.*

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P3-H3-The Southside smells like Halloween
Oct 20 @ 3:00 pm

The Southside smells like Halloween

Annual costume trail!
Put on your Halloween outfits and come on the flattest, driest, most stroller friendly trail you have ever seen.
Hare: Mister Weasel
Meet in the general vicinity of the underside of the 10th street bridge. Maybe not under it as it is under construction.
Trail @ 3pm, 10/20/2018.
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Hash #1849 Sherpes @ North Park Ice Rink
Oct 21 @ 2:00 pm
Hash #1849 Sherpes @ North Park Ice Rink | Wexford | Pennsylvania | United States
Welcome Welcome Welcome,
to another event of the newish kennel PDO-H3, the Pittsburgh Dis Oriented Hash House Harriers.  In the far past you had Frick Park and Schenley Park being used.  In the near past you had the South Side Slopes.  With just maps and no flour, you found the beer.
Time as come for a new geographical and topographical venue.  Come out and show up, as you will see this terrain as never seen before.  Bring a compass if you possess one, as it might be of help to indicate to you where the beer is at.  If you truly are disoriented and truly are in despair, fear not as you always will have options to show your tits to the hare, who will then raise his arm and point a finger so to indicate where to go for the beer to be yet found.
Meet at North Park Ice Rink  2 PM. On-out at 2:30
Best place to park is the gravel lots (2 parallel levels) on intersection of Pearce Mill Rd and N Ridge Dr
Hash Cash:  $2
Trail Pittsburgh is having its annual Trail Fest event and beginning at 2 PM, they will have live music, food (not free), and beer (free).  Details at http://www.trailpittsburgh.org/  For the over-achievers out there, there will be group runs departing at noon with North Park Trail Runners.  For the anal-overachievers, there is also a mountain bike race that starts at 10 AM ( https://www.monthofmud.com/ ).  So, from the same location, you can do a bike race at 10 AM, a group trail run at 12 and then hash at 2 PM.
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Hash # FOOL MOON!!! SexPak @ Zone 28
Oct 24 @ 6:00 pm

This will be a CONTRA Fool moon. You will receive a wrist band at the Zone 28 bar, (I hope), which gets you happy hour prices, (which is like $2 off their $$$ beers), but hey,we haven’t hashed outa here since it was Zone 28 to my limited knowledge.

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PITT H3 #179 – Halloween 2018: The Oakland Shit Trail Massacre @ Bootlegger's
Oct 25 @ 6:30 pm

This Halloween the scariest thing in Oakland won’t be Pitt Football’s record. Come out to Bootlegger’s and celebrate the season with hares Double Stuffed, Scrum Guzzler and Shameless Cussy for a shitshow the likes of which you’ve never seen. We have a Halloween themed trail totally half assed and waiting for you complete with the cheapest spooky snacks and drink money can buy.

This is a costume trail, dress up in your finest or face the consquences of more comfortable running clothes. There will probably be a best costume award and more if we feel like it.

Dogs on Trail? OK. Dogs in costume? Highly Encouraged.

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Hash #1850 Hallowiener 2018-Mystery Hare @ Hunt'z Traven
Oct 28 @ 2:00 pm

Hash Title: Hallowiener 2018

On Devil’s Night back in October 30th, 1991, the most beautiful soul was born. His red hair, exuberant attitude, and lack of bladder control were all endearing. One look, and you’d fall in love with him instantly.

We are, of course, talking about my wiener.

I named him Rudy. His red hair and ability to lighten up my life reminded me of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. I’d often hold him tight while gently kissing his head. Inevitably, it’d end with my face doused in his love. Mindlessly stroking him as I watched TV soothed both of us. He wasn’t the biggest I’ve ever seen, but not the smallest. He was a perfectly sized bundle of joy.

9 years ago, he was tragically taken away from me a month shy of 16 years old. I’ve felt like half a man since then.

He loved life, so it only seems fitting to honor him with a costume themed hash. I believe there’s something else going on with costumes too. What a happy coincidence. I’m sure he’ll be smiling down from heaven.

Let’s show up at 2pm atHuntz’s Tavern (645 Butler St, Etna, PA 15223). Bring your finest costume, or lacking that, your finest attitudes. Let’s have a few beers for Rudy. Bring ID and hash cash for a contra stop.

There is no hash cash. Please leave a message with my answering service voicing your opinion (see info below).

If you have any questions, or an out-of-towner wanker who needs crash place, please call Sergeant Snuggles and the Wonder Kittens at 412-758-0179 and ask for Sparkle Mittens. He’ll hook you up. He’s a good guy.

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TN@#39: Oodles, Mac ‘n Sleaze, and Heart On
Oct 31 @ 6:30 pm – 10:30 pm

Allegheny Cemetery trail. Further info TBA.

*TN@ trails happen every 28 days and are ladies only.*

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Hash #1851 Heart-on and Fantastic Foreskin
Nov 3 @ 2:00 pm

Heart on and fantastic 4skin for the onesie hash

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PITT H3 #180 – Scrum swallowing the sultan @ The Fireside Public House
Nov 8 @ 6:30 pm
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Hash #1852 Spermit
Nov 11 @ 2:00 pm
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Hash #1853 HARE NEEDED!!!
Nov 18 @ 2:00 pm