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Pittsburgh’s Analversary Weekend 2:00 pm
Pittsburgh’s Analversary Weekend @ Frazer Fire Hall
Jun 1 @ 2:00 pm – Jun 3 @ 2:00 pm
Pittsburgh's Analversary Weekend @ Frazer Fire Hall | Tarentum | Pennsylvania | United States
Hashing turns 80 this year so we are traveling back in time! Climb into Pittsburgh’s gigantic DeLorean and join us for a weekend of big hair, leg warmers, short shorts, and 1980s-themed debauchery. Registration Info: …
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PITT H3 #168 – Shart Porn Again Hash Nuptials 6:30 pm
PITT H3 #168 – Shart Porn Again Hash Nuptials @ Penn brewery
Jun 7 @ 6:30 pm – 11:30 pm
So almost 6 years ago a lonely boy set out to the internet to find love. After many questionable dates including a thrilling night in a crack house in Brooklyn he meet a jobless and …
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Hash #1830 School House and No Code 2:00 pm
Hash #1830 School House and No Code @ Ace’s Tavern
Jun 10 @ 2:00 pm
Hash #1830 The Half-minds and the Houbbled Schoolhouse Cock and No Code Ace’s Tavern 716 Broadway Ave. McKees Rocks, PA 15136 Sunday, June 10 2:00 PM Some hashers are Younger, Louder, Snottier. Some are Slower, …
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TN@ #34: Narco’s Beerthday Hash 6:30 pm
TN@ #34: Narco’s Beerthday Hash
Jun 13 @ 6:30 pm
Come one, come all and celebrate Narco’s beerthday. Join your hares Narco Polo and Tight Embouchure for a jaunt through Observatory Hill. Trail is dog-friendly with at least a little shiggy. Bring your swimsuits after …
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Darkside#40 Plea Barkin’ & TBD 6:30 pm
Darkside#40 Plea Barkin’ & TBD @ Caliente Pizza & Drafthouse
Jun 14 @ 6:30 pm – 10:00 pm
Darkside#40 Plea Barkin' & TBD @ Caliente Pizza & Drafthouse | Pittsburgh | Pennsylvania | United States
Beets – I hope Yinz are ready!!!! Plea Barkin’ has one hell of a trail planned. If anyone was on his last trail you will understand…. Plea – Turns out I am not the only …
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Hash #1831 Flicker 2:00 pm
Hash #1831 Flicker
Jun 17 @ 2:00 pm
Woodland Hills High School parking lot. 2:00 pm. Chalk talk at 2:30 and on-out. 2550 Greensburg Pike, Pgh 15218 Apres close by but TBD. You’ll find out soon enough. PI, ticks, nettles….. yeah probably. Plan …
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PITT H3 #169 – Tight-E Porn AGM 6:30 pm
PITT H3 #169 – Tight-E Porn AGM @ Evergreen cafe
Jun 21 @ 6:30 pm – 11:00 pm
On June 26, 2013 Cream of Mushroom and Defender laid the first official trail of the Pittsburgh Inebriated Thirsty Thursday Hash House Harriers out of Jack’s in the Southside. 22 half minds were in attendance …
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PITT H3 #169 – Tight-E Porn AGM @ Evergreen cafe
Jun 21 @ 6:30 pm – 11:00 pm

On June 26, 2013 Cream of Mushroom and Defender laid the first official trail of the Pittsburgh Inebriated Thirsty Thursday Hash House Harriers out of Jack’s in the Southside. 22 half minds were in attendance and the concept of circle not being back at the bar was so foreign that Tight E and Just Jess walked back to Jack’s from the last beer stop, disregarding the calls on “On-Trail” from Golden Showers.”We know how to get back to the bar” they thought naively, only to realize that this new kennel would have circle under a bridge somewhere, not back at the bar. Tight E was hangry and tired and went home but Just Jess ran back and found circle where she received her name, ManGurglar. Five years later ManGurglar and Defender are married with a baby, Pittsburgh has upwards of 5 kennels and the PITT hash is still going strong.

Cum out to the Evergreen Cafe on Thursday June 21st to celebrate the first day of Summer and 5 years of PITT hashing. Current GM Porn Again Christian and former Hash Cash extraordinaire Tight Embouchure will guide you through the East End on the best trail two busy, stressed out hares could plan.

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Hash #1832 Tittsburgh @ Rivertowne
Jun 24 @ 2:00 pm
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Hash # FOOL MOON!!!!! HARE NEEDED!!!!
Jun 28 @ 6:30 pm
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Hash #1833 HARE NEEDED!!!!!!!
Jul 1 @ 2:00 pm
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PITT H3 #170 – Schoolhouse Gerbil T-Boner
Jul 5 @ 6:30 pm – 11:30 pm
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Hash #1834 Wroughten and Whaley’s Urban Safari #7
Jul 7 @ 2:00 pm
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TN@ #35: Hariettes Needed!
Jul 11 @ 6:30 pm
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Mountainbeer hash #69
Jul 14 @ 2:00 pm

July 14th falls on Bastille Day. The Fete de la Federation on 14 July, 1790 was a celebration of the unity of the French nation during the French Revolution.  After the end of the official celebration, the day ended in a huge four-day popular feast and people celebrated with fireworks, as well as fine wine and running nude through the streets in order to display their great freedom..

I can think of no better way to celebrate than to lay a hash, run nekkid through the woods, drink fine wine and beer, and engage in frivolous shenanigans.   

Welcum one and all to the Walkie Talkie / Purple Princess cohared Trail of Misery, aka the shit show that’ll bring a spectacular end to both our kennels by sheer happenstance of getting everyone so mind bogglingly lost.

Trail will start at Smokin Jill’s (3787 Earl L Core Rd, Morgantown, WV 26508) with a meetup time of 2, on out at 2:37 and a half.  Hash cash $5, most beer on us, some on you. Crappy beer on us, fancy I.P.A.’s on you lot.

Trail is fido friendly, apres isn’t, so leave your furry companion outside. A compass is highly recommended, as are local maps, google maps, a guide dog, and a hail Mary, because I’ve not been in W.V. for some time and this is sure to be an experience.  Where was I going with this? Oh right, trail will be short, flat, dry, and shiggy free. This is unofficially the prelube to ICPs beerthday trail.

Purple Princess…412-432-9807

Walkie Talkie…304-266-4687

 

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Titties and beer.

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Hash # 1835 ICP beerthday hash witb DM @ Rich's Parkside Den
Jul 15 @ 2:00 pm
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PITT H3 #171- Curby
Jul 19 @ 6:30 pm – 10:30 pm