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TN@ PAP 5:00 pm
TN@ PAP @ Hitchhiker Sharpsburg
Dec 1 @ 5:00 pm
Ladies Only! Come celebrate three year’s of TN@ shenanigans as we crawl our way through Sharpsburg. Your hostesses for the evening, Steph and Ear, recently checked out ALL the bars in Sharpsburg and have carefully …
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Hash #1855 – Hashiversary X 1:00 pm
Hash #1855 – Hashiversary X @ Randy's Lube and Auto Care Center Parking lot
Dec 2 @ 1:00 pm
If you’re not completely smeared from the TN@ PAP on Saturday, cum ‘n’ celebrate Whale’s Vagina’s ten (comfortably adequate) years of hashing, as well as the glorious solar transit commemorations for EZ 2 Please and …
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PITT H3 #182 –Cuffed & Sphinx 6:30 pm
PITT H3 #182 –Cuffed & Sphinx @ Village Tavern and Trattoria
Dec 6 @ 6:30 pm
Meet at an upscale establishment in the West End for shirley temples and virgin daiquiris to discuss philosophy, then enjoy the warm evening as we stroll for a half mile along a flat, even path. …
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DarkSide #46 – IHOP 11:36 pm
DarkSide #46 – IHOP
Dec 7 @ 11:36 pm
IHOP is moving back to Houston to escape the icy madness of Pittsburgh in exchange for the extreme heat of Texas.   He’ll be missed…but maybe he’ll take DS with him to Houston! Hare:  IHOP and …
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Hash #1856 ACDC and ABS 2:00 pm
Hash #1856 ACDC and ABS @ William Penn tavern
Dec 9 @ 2:00 pm
This time ABS and AC/DC are picking up the slack for you jerks and pulling a trail out of our asses. And good news! There will be special guest hare(s). While we are being good …
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Hash #1857 Festivus!!!!!! Porn Again, ICP, and Tight Embouchure 2:00 pm
Hash #1857 Festivus!!!!!! Porn Again, ICP, and Tight Embouchure @ Salt Miser's Home
Dec 15 @ 2:00 pm
Hash #1857 Festivus!!!!!! Porn Again, ICP, and Tight Embouchure @ Salt Miser's Home | Pittsburgh | Pennsylvania | United States
It’s that time of year again. Not the season of joy and cheerfulness but the time for salt and scorn. It’s time for FESTIVUS. This year Porn Again Christian has requested the aide of Idiotic …
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PITT H3 #183 – Krampus Gift Exchange, Black Clap 6:30 pm
PITT H3 #183 – Krampus Gift Exchange, Black Clap
Dec 20 @ 6:30 pm
Krampus….that fucker makes his appearance year after year….dragging hapless people to hell in a basket.  Come out and give him a chase instead….but beware his dark basket. Afterward, the annual PITT H3 white elephant gift …
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Hash #1858 Mega Hash/FOOL Moon 10:00 am
Hash #1858 Mega Hash/FOOL Moon
Dec 22 @ 10:00 am
GET READY TO RAMBLE Hilltop Megahash Saturday. December 22 Eagles: 10 AM  2420 Charcot St. 15210 Turkeys: 12 Noon 421 Birmingham 15210 Hash cash Bring shoes with traction and carry extra socks. Additional Megahash details: …
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TN@#41: Holiday Lights Hash w/ Ear of the Sperm 6:30 pm
TN@#41: Holiday Lights Hash w/ Ear of the Sperm
Dec 26 @ 6:30 pm – 10:30 pm
*TN@ trails happen every 28 days and are ladies only.*
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Hash #1859 The Black Clap and Any Cock Will Do- NEW YEARS PARTY 6:30 pm
Hash #1859 The Black Clap and Any Cock Will Do- NEW YEARS PARTY @ Rumerz Bar
Dec 31 @ 6:30 pm
https://hashrego.com/events/nye-trail-and-pary-2018 Trail Who: Black Clap & Any Cockle Do What: New Years Eve Trail Where: Rumerz Bar 1216 Woods Run Ave, Pittsburgh, PA 15212 When: 12-31-18 @ 630 PM Cost: 20$ (covers trail and party) …

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Hash #1857 Festivus!!!!!! Porn Again, ICP, and Tight Embouchure @ Salt Miser's Home
Dec 15 @ 2:00 pm
Hash #1857 Festivus!!!!!! Porn Again, ICP, and Tight Embouchure @ Salt Miser's Home | Pittsburgh | Pennsylvania | United States

It’s that time of year again. Not the season of joy and cheerfulness but the time for salt and scorn. It’s time for FESTIVUS. This year Porn Again Christian has requested the aide of Idiotic Cat Poser and Tight Embouchure to help him lay the most painful trail of the year.

Now what is Festivus? It started back before I gave a fuck by some people who don’t come around anymore. Defender of Peedom who carried the tradition for many years tasked PA with carrying on the tradition because he is old as shit now and wanted to have a baby for some odd reason. There are three major parts to Festivus:
1. Feats of Strength – The pack will carry our lovely Festivus pole and all of its beautiful decorations the length of trail. Any complaining about them will result in punishment most severe. Also the night is not over until all three hares are pinned.
2. Airing of Grievances – Call out your fellow hasher for anything that they did that pissed you off over the last year whether or not it occurred on trail. Remember when you saw Scrum Guzzler wearing that stupid fucking shirt that ruined your day or Gay Horse Dancer wouldn’t comment on your cute cat pic? Call them out. They either need to finish their drink in hand or defend their honor on the cement.
3. Feasting – Last and also the least important there will be a feast. The hares will provide several dishes but we ask that if you can make a small side or something that you do. It will go a long way. Hares will also provide a keg of PBR and a keg of whatever craft beer we get on the cheap. If you plan to party that night probably should bring some supplementing beers. We will party as long as people want to.
No hash cash. Donations are welcome but not expected. Your misery is worth the hares time and hard work. Crash space is available.

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PITT H3 #183 – Krampus Gift Exchange, Black Clap
Dec 20 @ 6:30 pm

Krampus….that fucker makes his appearance year after year….dragging hapless people to hell in a basket.  Come out and give him a chase instead….but beware his dark basket.

Afterward, the annual PITT H3 white elephant gift exchange will take place.

Bring a gift/re-gift ~$5 to take part in it. **NO PACKAGED HASHITS ALLOWED** We will load up the gifts into the beer car…so don’t be LATE!

Who:  TBC and Cream of Mushroom

What:  The Krampus hash

Where:  Allegheny City Brewing, 507 Foreland Street, Pittsburgh, PA 15212

Why:  Krampus might show up and grab you…so why not chase him instead?

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Hash #1858 Mega Hash/FOOL Moon
Dec 22 @ 10:00 am
GET READY TO RAMBLE
Hilltop Megahash
Saturday. December 22
Eagles: 10 AM
 2420 Charcot St. 15210
Turkeys: 12 Noon
421 Birmingham 15210
Hash cash
Bring shoes with traction and carry extra socks.
Additional Megahash details:
This is the 25th Megahash
Recommended trail length is 11.2 miles.
but some have been shorter because of heat and irate landowners. Longest was 16.9 miles through 3 states.
There will be lunch.
Auto megahashing is not a sin.
The trail is dog friendly but ask your pup first.
Hash cash covers beer and lunch, $10
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TN@#41: Holiday Lights Hash w/ Ear of the Sperm
Dec 26 @ 6:30 pm – 10:30 pm

*TN@ trails happen every 28 days and are ladies only.*

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Hash #1859 The Black Clap and Any Cock Will Do- NEW YEARS PARTY @ Rumerz Bar
Dec 31 @ 6:30 pm

https://hashrego.com/events/nye-trail-and-pary-2018

Trail

Who: Black Clap & Any Cockle Do
What: New Years Eve Trail
Where: Rumerz Bar
1216 Woods Run Ave, Pittsburgh, PA 15212
When: 12-31-18 @ 630 PM
Cost: 20$ (covers trail and party)
Additional Details: Come join The Black Clap and Cockle for a NYE trail at Rumerz before partying all night at K9’s. Trail will be walker-friendly and we will try to keep you as clean as possible. But don’t worry, if you do get a little muddy, you can shower at our place before the big party. Just drop a dry bag off at our house before trail. Our address is 3952 McClure Ave, 15212 (less than a mile from K9’s). Hope to see you there! *For best results, park near K9’s and walk over to Rumerz if you plan on doing trail and the party. The cost covers both trail and party and your yearly dues.

New Years Party

Who: PGH H3
What: New Years Party
Where: 3405 Gass Ave, 15212
When: 12-31-18 @ 9 PM
Cost: $20 (covers trail and party)

K969 is graciously allowing us to use her house this year for the PGH-H3 New Year’s Party. We got a late start planning last year so want to give everyone as much time as possible to plan to attend this year. The Rego cost is your annual dues and there will be some food and beer provided. If you would like to bring any additional appetizers/food, please let us know on the Rego form or Facebook page. If you would like to bring any additional beer (beer snobs) please do so. There will be some keg beer available. The cost covers both trail and party and your yearly dues.

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PITT H3 #184 – Shameless @ Abjuration Brewing
Jan 3 @ 6:30 pm
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Hash #1860 HARE NEEDED!!!
Jan 6 @ 2:00 pm
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Hash #1861 HARE NEEDED!!!
Jan 13 @ 9:54 pm
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PITT H3 #185 – Plea Barkin @ Mad Mex
Jan 17 @ 6:30 pm
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Hash #1862 HARE NEEDED!!!
Jan 20 @ 2:00 pm – 3:00 pm