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PITT H3 #157 – The Gang Goes To The Strip Club 6:30 pm
PITT H3 #157 – The Gang Goes To The Strip Club @ Blush gentlemen's club
Feb 1 @ 6:30 pm – 11:00 pm
The Amigos have been all around the world together and yet there was still something missing from their brotherhood. They have decided the last place this missing piece could be hiding is at Blush. Come …
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Hash #1813 –Phil’s Superbowl Revenge- AC/DC, ABS 2:00 pm
Hash #1813 –Phil’s Superbowl Revenge- AC/DC, ABS @ Brew Gentleman
Feb 4 @ 2:00 pm
Phil’s Superbowl Revenge Ahh.. a great time of year. Groundhog’s day: when the world turns to a small furry rodent with beady eyes for weather prediction. And the Superbowl: a time to gorge on food …
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DC-Pittsburgh Skash Weekend
DC-Pittsburgh Skash Weekend @ Seven Springs Mountain Resort
Feb 9 – Feb 11 all-day
https://www.facebook.com/events/700488553475613/ Your 69th (okay 5th, I think) SKASH weekend. Skiing, drinking, boozy tubing, drinking, ski trails, drinking, ru**ing trails, and drinking. Where: Seven Springs Mountain Resort, PA, 777 Water Wheel Dr, Champion, PA 15622, USA When: …
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DarkSide # 36 – SKASH Snow Run 6:30 pm
DarkSide # 36 – SKASH Snow Run @ Seven Springs
Feb 10 @ 6:30 pm – 10:30 pm
DarkSide # 36 – SKASH Snow Run @ Seven Springs | Champion | Pennsylvania | United States
Hares: Gaggle Cock & surprise co-hare Where: Seven Springs, 777 Water Wheel Dr, Champion, PA 15622 meet in the Seven Springs Hotel Main Lobby Trail will be A –> A-ish but free mountain shuttles run …
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Hash #1814 – Bit of Honey and Alias 2:00 pm
Hash #1814 – Bit of Honey and Alias
Feb 11 @ 2:00 pm
HASH #1814 WHEN: February 11, 2:00 PM WHO: Bit of Honey and Alias WHERE: The House of Alias                125 Dewey Street                Edgewood, 15218 Cell        412-260-3165 COST: Free, though old geezers like hugs Old Geezer Hash, like …
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PITT H3 #158 – Handy LOTR 6:30 pm
PITT H3 #158 – Handy LOTR @ Murphy's taproom
Feb 15 @ 6:30 pm – 11:00 pm
Sam: “This looks strangely familiar.” Frodo: “Because we’ve been here beerfore. We’re going in a circle jerk.” Okay young hobbitses, nice now, no tricksees! It’s time (as promised) for the second Lord of the Rings …
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Hash #1815 – Sloppy 4ths – ICP, Scrum, Gaggle 2:00 pm
Hash #1815 – Sloppy 4ths – ICP, Scrum, Gaggle
Feb 18 @ 2:00 pm
After two years of ICP related childhood slop and last years tribute to the sloppiest bar in the city. Gaggle, ICP, and Scrum are taking the fourth edition of Sloppy Seconds to territory that has …
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Hash #1816 – Titty Whiskers, T Bag 2:00 pm
Hash #1816 – Titty Whiskers, T Bag @ The Washington Brewing Company
Feb 25 @ 2:00 pm
Where: The Washington Brewing Company 28 East Maiden St Washington, PA 15301 When: Sunday Feb 25 @ 2pm (on-out by 2:30 to get back to the brewery ASAP since they are staying open late for …
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Hash #1815 – Sloppy 4ths – ICP, Scrum, Gaggle
Feb 18 @ 2:00 pm

After two years of ICP related childhood slop and last years tribute to the sloppiest bar in the city. Gaggle, ICP, and Scrum are taking the fourth edition of Sloppy Seconds to territory that has never been hashed before, Mr and Mrs Scrums house. Come see the woods and busy streets that little Scrum used to play in. But dress appropriately because shiggy and the overall sloppiness of trail will leave you yearning for cleaner days. If you bring your dogs, you’ll have to bathe them twice. Bring 5 dollars hash cash for whatever deliciousness that Scrums Dad smokes up in the smoker.

Carpooling recommend but there is street parking. BYOB at the start, rest of the beer is on the hares.

Stay sloppy my friends.

 

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TN@ #30: Sir Vix & Bend Overture
Feb 21 @ 6:30 pm
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Hash #1816 – Titty Whiskers, T Bag @ The Washington Brewing Company
Feb 25 @ 2:00 pm

Where: The Washington Brewing Company
28 East Maiden St
Washington, PA 15301

When: Sunday Feb 25 @ 2pm (on-out by 2:30 to get back to the brewery ASAP since they are staying open late for us). Feel free to come earlier than 2pm though!

While many folks are prudes, we know hashers are generous and don’t mind goin’ down south every once in a while. So put your inhibitions aside and cum south with T-Bag and Titty Whiskers to the land formerly known as “Catfish Camp”… Washington, PA.

The Washington Brewing Company is situated right smack in the middle of some pretty cool historical stuff – a stop on the Underground Railroad, the first crematory in America, the house of one of the most infamous leaders of the Whiskey Rebellion and the home of Pony League Baseball. (The Brewery itself was once a Studebaker car dealership!)

Trail is a flat and leisurely mix of historical sites, beautiful woodlands, paranormal encounters, Victorian homes, playful diversions and distilled spirits. Shiggy rating is AWESOME, but only a few bits would rate > 6/9. (I’d strongly suggest not wearing a down jacket unless you’re planning to re-enact a tar and feathering).

Trail is A-A, turkey and eagle friendly, if your dog is a goat with kevlar boots and eye protection, and you can carry him over muddy obstacles, then it may be dog friendly (seriously – there’s some steep/shiggy areas that can’t be avoided).

Please pack an extra pair of kicks so you don’t track mud back into TWBC as they are graciously staying open late for us and CIRCLE WILL BE INSIDE!!!

No hash cash, we’ll provide libations and goodies on trail as well as circle beer and a few munchies back at TWBC. You can also pre-order food for after trail. (the meatloaf makes me swoon)

On-On!

P.S. Washington is often pronounced “Worshington” or “Warshington” – there is no definitive explanation although some think it stems from the Scotch-Irish immigrants that settled here a couple of hundred years ago. My theory: Pirates, Arrrrr!

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PITT H3 #159/FOOL MOON – Hickey No Dickey & Shriveled In London @ Excuses bar & grill
Mar 1 @ 6:30 pm – 11:00 pm
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Hash #1817 –The House of Blue Lights- Whales Vagina, Manwich @ House of 1000 Beers
Mar 4 @ 2:00 pm

 

Hash #1817 – The House of Blue Lights

Yes it’s a George Thorogood song. It’s also what the locals (probably) now call the New Kensington Sheetz. You see, they installed blue lights in the bathrooms there so heroin enthusiasts have a hard time finding a vein to shoot up. Community health!

What does this have to do with trail? Well, Sheetz is right next to the start, The House of 1000 Beers. They got cider, they got stout, they got gluten free, they got craft, they got piss, they got it all okay? Come on out for what the RA promises will be a beautiful day. Your trail will be LIVE hared by Texas transplants Whale’s Vagina and Manwich. Can you catch the hare? Can you pull down his pants? Can you get a complimentary tire rotation while-you-wait? Probably! Will the trail be shitty? Definitely. Is there a chance the track could bend? This is a trail advertisement, not a municipal monorail discussion.

There will be falses, song checks, clothing checks, nipple-elbow checks, Brass Monkey check, blowjobs and snowballs. There will not be a 5-course catered dinner, surprise appearance by Shakira, or a pool check.

Bring: $0 hash cash, a sexy virgin, shiggy socks, your favorite koozie, a spirit of general bonhomie, someone’s attractive cousin, and a double dose of Naloxone.

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Hash #1818 – Asshole by semen, Squirreleo
Mar 11 @ 2:00 pm
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PITT H3 #160 – Matt Sphincter Cuffed
Mar 15 @ 6:30 pm – 7:30 pm
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Darkside #37 – Moon
Mar 16 @ 6:30 pm – 10:30 pm
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Hash #1819 – AC/DC Beerthday
Mar 18 @ 2:00 pm
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TN@ #31: Hariettes Needed!
Mar 21 @ 6:30 pm