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TN@#26: Day of the Dead 6:30 pm
TN@#26: Day of the Dead @ Fantastic Heart-On's House
Nov 1 @ 6:30 pm
Harriettes: Heart-On & Twisted Sister Meet: 6:30, 7:00 on-out Start/end location: 418 William St., Pgh 15211 (Mt. Washington) Feel free to wear your Halloween costume one last time. We will be celebrating the Day of …
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FOOL MOON – Sex pak and VueGina 6:00 pm
FOOL MOON – Sex pak and VueGina @ Allegheny 6 Pak and Doghouse
Nov 4 @ 6:00 pm
THE BEAVER FULL MOON 2017 CUM WARM YOUR BEAVERS WITH A NIGHT OF TRAIL AND BEER! WHERE: Allegheny 6 Pak and Doghouse – 1301 Pittsburgh St. Cheswick, Pa. (use your GPS) WHEN: 11/4/17 – 6PM …
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Hash #1800 – Sex pak and VueGina 1:00 pm
Hash #1800 – Sex pak and VueGina @ North Park, Devil’s Elbow 2 area
Nov 5 @ 1:00 pm
Sunday, November 5, 1 P.M.: Hash #1800 —Tick Monster! It’s like Dirt Monster but a day later with more dirt, more monsters and more beer on trail as well as a special treat — more …
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PITT H3 # 151 – Krampus 6:30 pm
PITT H3 # 151 – Krampus @ Hough's
Nov 9 @ 6:30 pm
Hares: The Black Clap and Cock in a Net When: 6:30pm, on out at 7pm…just like normal The devious Xmas demon is back to drag you to hell in a bag. You’ve been soooo naughty …
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Hash #1801 – Tasty Muff and Purple Sack 2:00 pm
Hash #1801 – Tasty Muff and Purple Sack @ The Hangar
Nov 12 @ 2:00 pm
Trail deets for Nov 12 Location: The Hangar 500 Flaugherty Run Rd, Coraopolis, PA 15108 Help us celebrate our 15 year wedding analversary (but not quite 5 years hashing) by allowing us to get you …
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PITT H3 Fall Beer Mile 8:00 pm
PITT H3 Fall Beer Mile @ Schenley oval
Nov 16 @ 8:00 pm – 10:00 pm
Prepare yourself for holiday parties and family dinners by competing in our semi-annual beer mile! Join us for our fine fall tradition on November 16th: PittH3 will provide the (cheapest) regulation beer, you bring the …
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Darkside #33 – Mushroom 5:00 pm
Darkside #33 – Mushroom @ Narco's House
Nov 18 @ 5:00 pm
Darkside #33 - Mushroom @ Narco's House | Pittsburgh | Pennsylvania | United States
        Hares: Cream of Mushroom, Asshole by Semen Where: 127 Mairdale Ave. Pittsburgh, PA 15214 Hash Cash: $5 Why: Running/ Beer/ Merriment The story of me haring this trail is a story …
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Hash #1802 – Lord of the Rings hash 2:00 pm
Hash #1802 – Lord of the Rings hash @ Murphy's Tap Room
Nov 19 @ 2:00 pm
The hares are : John HandyCock, Muff Warmer, Cuffed and Battered, Shameless Cussy It’s like in the great hashes, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger, they were. And sometimes …
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PITT H3 #152 – Sandturkey 6:30 pm
PITT H3 #152 – Sandturkey @ Pub in the park
Nov 22 @ 6:30 pm – Nov 23 @ 12:00 am
It’s that time of year again – A PITT TRAIL ON A WEDNESDAY NIGHT – grab all your favorite Pilgrim & Indian Thanksgiving outfits and come hash with us.   It’s the 5th Annual Sand Turkey!! …
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Hash #1803 – Defender and BoWFaP 1:00 pm
Hash #1803 – Defender and BoWFaP @ Papa Rocks
Nov 26 @ 1:00 pm
Defender: A Brief History 10 Years ago, I discovered the Hash in a dark basement bar called the Quarry House Tavern in Silver Spring Maryland, while my friend (Clappy Birthday) and I drank rye whiskey …
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TN@#27 – Oodles and BitchinHeat 6:30 pm
TN@#27 – Oodles and BitchinHeat @ Park house
Nov 29 @ 6:30 pm
Trail deets – Lights N’at trail. 11/29 Park House, 6:30, A to A Prime, dress for the holiday! Ladies Only.
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Hash #1803 – Defender and BoWFaP @ Papa Rocks
Nov 26 @ 1:00 pm

Defender: A Brief History
10 Years ago, I discovered the Hash in a dark basement bar called the Quarry House Tavern in Silver Spring Maryland, while my friend (Clappy Birthday) and I drank rye whiskey and ate nearly raw burgers. One week later, that same friend and I became official and ran our first trail with Everyday is Wednesday H3 in Washington DC. It was a strange night to say the least, sure we ran trail and drank, but there was no circle (there was a stabbing), so we got falling down drunk at the Red Derby, fought each other outside and took the last train home. I was hooked. EWH3 was great but, 2 years later when I walked up to Bit o’ Honey’s house on a mid-summer evening my true love affair of hashing started. Pittsburgh H3 was a family! They took me in and welcomed me in way that no Hash in DC ever had. Sure, it was only because the new young hashers in Pittsburgh at the time were Donkey Ho Te and Purple Princess, but they welcomed me none the less. And as I sat on a front porch in Regent square singing with Folker and Moon I knew I was finally home.

So, to show my love of the Hash and Pittsburgh in particular, I will go through great efforts with my new friend BowFaP, to prove to all of you that I have learned absolutely nothing in 10 years. Here’s a list of things you should know.
• 1:00 PM! – Days are very short so we’re starting early. Also, ManGurglar and I have to get ready and leave to hunt the next day.
• ON-OUT Promptly at 1:30 PM. If you’re late you’ll never follow trail. I cannot emphasize this enough!
• Head Lamp – Like I said, the days are very short and it gets dark early.
• Bring a Dry Bag
• I highly recommend leaving dogs a home!
• And Babies!
• I expect gifts to celebrate my 10-year anniversary. Traditional: tin/aluminum Untraditional: diamond
• Come with low expectations and prepare to be disappointed.
• $5 hash cash. Trail beer, circle beer and food on the hares

Any questions or concerns, reach me (Defender) @ 724-953-1907.
Bitches, Gripes, or Complaints call BoWFaP @ 304-610-8948

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TN@#27 – Oodles and BitchinHeat @ Park house
Nov 29 @ 6:30 pm

Trail deets – Lights N’at trail. 11/29 Park House, 6:30, A to A Prime, dress for the holiday! Ladies Only.

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Hash #1804 / FOOL MOON – EZ 2 Please and Ogre Under
Dec 3 @ 2:00 pm
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PITT H3 # – Folker
Dec 7 @ 4:30 pm – 11:00 pm

See Folker lose his Pitt-Haring virginity!

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Hash #1805 – Festivus @ King of Salt's house
Dec 9 @ 2:00 pm

 

1162 Morningside Ave, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-1348, United States

So here’s how the story goes. Two years ago Porn Again arrived late to Festivus just in time for circle. There for no reason apparent to him at the time he was confronted by a mostly nude and very lewd Defender and Defender wanted to wrestle PA. PA obliged just because it was Festivus and wrestling Defender was part of the tradition. Little did PA know that Defender was handing off the mantle of Festivus to him. Now after how many ever years that old asshole is out of the picture and it’s PA’s time to shine. He has invited fellow salt meister Scrum Guzzler to help in this years celebration.

If you have never been to a Festivus there are a few things you should know. The first and most important rule is that you are NOT invited. Don’t bother to come. Now if you are a dumbass and decide to come know the following:
1. You will show your strength to the hash in more ways than one
2. You will verbally accost fellow hashers during circle for dumb shit they did since last Festivus even if it isn’t hash related
3. You will have a broken body for the next week or two as a result of rule 1 and 2
Now this celebration will go all night. The hares are providing an ample supply of beer but that will not last. Plan to bring some. It will be cold and there are plenty of places to stash it on my deck and other places. There will be main course food but small covered dishes are greatly appreciated. Also there is plenty of crash space.

Any other questions go out back of your house and yell them in to the wind because I do not give a fuck about your concerns.

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Hash #1806 – Flicker- Santa’s Scavenger Hash
Dec 17 @ 2:00 pm
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Darkside #34 – HARE NEEDED @ TBA
Dec 18 @ 6:30 pm

Hares: HARE NEEDED

Where: TBA

Hash Cash: $5

Why: To run a longer, harder trail and enjoy the shit out of it!

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PITT H3 # – ET Bone Home Holiday Hootenanny
Dec 21 @ 4:30 pm – 11:00 pm

ET Bone Home

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Hash #1807 – Urethra (Lips)
Dec 24 @ 2:00 pm
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TN@ #28 HARRIETE NEEDED
Dec 27 @ 6:30 pm

Harriette needed!