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Bike hash July 4th 6:30 pm
Bike hash July 4th @ Double Wide
Jul 4 @ 6:30 pm
Bike hash July 4th at 7pm. Starts at Double Wide in the Southside. Helmets, lights and cash encouraged. We will end at a perfect location for viewing the pyrotechnics. There may be hash cash.
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Hash #1834 Wroughten and Whaley’s Urban Safari #7 2:00 pm
Hash #1834 Wroughten and Whaley’s Urban Safari #7 @ Allegheny City Brewing
Jul 7 @ 2:00 pm
Hash #1834 Wroughten and Whaley's Urban Safari #7 @ Allegheny City Brewing | Pittsburgh | Pennsylvania | United States
This is the furry trail you’ve been waiting for. Wear your bunny ears and fuzzy tails. Bring cash as true trail goes through a food festival, plus there is a contra stop. Wear your shiggy …
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Moon’s Urban Float and Bloat (What could go wrong) 12:00 pm
Moon’s Urban Float and Bloat (What could go wrong)
Jul 8 @ 12:00 pm
Another Float and Bloat adjustment: Everything will be one hour earlier. Float details: Meet at 40th street to drop floatable and any food offerings at 12. Trail meets at 1, run at 1:30. Trail will …
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Darkside#41 E=MC Hammered & Lips 6:30 pm
Darkside#41 E=MC Hammered & Lips @ Village Tavern
Jul 13 @ 6:30 pm – 10:15 pm
Darkside#41 E=MC Hammered & Lips @ Village Tavern | Pittsburgh | Pennsylvania | United States
Darkside#41 E=MC Hammered & Lips Trail details: What: Dark side Trail #41 When: July 13th, meet 6:30pm, hares away 7:00pm Where: Village Tavern, 424 S Main St, Pittsburgh, PA 15220 Who: E=MC Hammered and Lips …
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3rd Anal Hasher Night at PNC Park
Aug 20 @ 4:00 pm

3rd Anal Hasher Night at PNC Park

WHEN: Monday, August 20 4pm – ? (extra innings, ya know)
WHERE: Same as it ever was… Red Lot 7b (625 Martindale St Pgh PA)
COST: $23 including ticket or $5 for tailgate party alone

Well, another year, another annoying tailgate party hosted by yours truly, Sweetums with help from Sex Pack, VueGina and whatever other fools who happen to blunder in along the way.

What disaster awaits us this year? We’ve already locked the keys in the SUV and had a ticket mixup… Rain? Brush with Police? Clint Hurdle gets outted? Come and find out…

Once again after the party we will be visiting Pittsburgh’s Biggest Restaurant to hear overly loud snippets of music and watch pictures of other diners waving at us on a giant video screen positioned roughly a quarter mile away.

Oh yeah, there will also be what these days passes as a baseball game played by highly trained millionaire super athletes. Expect about three and a half hours of colorfully dressed men standing around waiting for something to happen but we will fill the time drinking expensive beer and cheering loudly because that’s what people do at this restaurant when they’re bored.

In case anyone cares, the “Pirates” will be battling the “Braves”. WTF that means is anyone’s guess. Sounds kind of racist to me.

For $23 you’ll get a ticket to the “baseball game” and beer plus burgers, hot dogs and whatever else at the tailgate party. Yeah, that’s a lot to pay for so little but at least there won’t be any requirement to run for the beer. Instead, you get to stand around drinking all night talking gibberish with other drunken idiots which is all you really want to do anyways. It’s hashing without all the work.

 

This year the Never Leave Camp Crowd can pay $5 and just attend the party.

BTW, in case of rain, we’ll probably all be better off… The tailgate area is under cover.

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Hash #1844 Red Dress Run – K9-69, Titty Whiskers, and High & Dry
Sep 15 @ 2:00 pm
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Hash #1856 Festivus!!!!!!
Dec 8 @ 2:00 pm
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Pittsburgh weekend
May 31 – Jun 2 all-day