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Hash #1906 – Spermit 2:00 pm
Hash #1906 – Spermit @ South Park Club House
Dec 1 @ 2:00 pm
Is it a Salmon Permit, or a Sperm that’s a Hermit?  Find the answer this and other interesting questions.  No hash cash. Trail is dog-friendly, but the bar is not. Trail and bar are baby-friendly. …
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Hash #1907 – Porn Again Christian’s Festivus 12:00 pm
Hash #1907 – Porn Again Christian’s Festivus @ Casa de Caca
Dec 7 @ 12:00 pm
The days are getting longer and the tempers are getting shorter. There is a subtle taste of salt in the air. That must mean it’s almost time to celebrate Festivus. This year Cream of Mushroom …
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Hash #1908 – It’s Beginning to Look a Lot like Beer Near… 2:00 pm
Hash #1908 – It’s Beginning to Look a Lot like Beer Near… @ White Eagle
Dec 15 @ 2:00 pm
Co-hared by Just Melissa and professor emeritus Honey Nut Squirreleo. Are you ready to take off to the North Pole, where the beer is always cold? Trail should be dog friendly, probably even kid friendly. …
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Hash #1910 – Homosexual Equine Cavorting 2:00 pm
Hash #1910 – Homosexual Equine Cavorting @ Waffalonia Youngstown
Dec 29 @ 2:00 pm
Sup half-minds. Come one, come all (but probably few) to the first ever PGH hash to be hosted in, you guessed it – YOUNGSTOWN, OH. You can make here in an hour if you really …
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Hash #1911 Anal Eaze and Moon – NYE TRAIL & PARTY – Moons 10 Year Plan (Don’t Be Scared) 2:00 pm
Hash #1911 Anal Eaze and Moon – NYE TRAIL & PARTY – Moons 10 Year Plan (Don’t Be Scared) @ Hop Farm Brewing
Dec 31 @ 2:00 pm
Calling all you space cowboys, holographic dudettes, and future farmers of America! Come on out for some hashy fun and ring in 2020 hoedown style! Where: THE DOOR NEXT TO the Hop Farm entrance. Knock twice, …

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Hash #1908 – It’s Beginning to Look a Lot like Beer Near… @ White Eagle
Dec 15 @ 2:00 pm

Co-hared by Just Melissa and professor emeritus Honey Nut Squirreleo.

Are you ready to take off to the North Pole, where the beer is always cold? Trail should be dog friendly, probably even kid friendly. A few good girls and boys may get their stockings stuffed. Food a-plenty at on-after, $5 hash cash or else coal in your solo cup.

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Hash #1910 – Homosexual Equine Cavorting @ Waffalonia Youngstown
Dec 29 @ 2:00 pm

Sup half-minds. Come one, come all (but probably few) to the first ever PGH hash to be hosted in, you guessed it – YOUNGSTOWN, OH. You can make here in an hour if you really put you’re heart into it. Safety third!

There was enough interest (kind of) and let’s be honest y’all needed hares. So join Geost Geoff and I for a mostly flat, doggo friendly, and mostly contra tour of Pittsburgh’s sister city.

On out and after will be at our house. We will have snacks and local beers.

I will also be reaching out to Akron and Cleveland? Idk. We are winging this real hard ???

Ps, there’s plenty of parking but y’all should car pool.

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Hash #1911 Anal Eaze and Moon – NYE TRAIL & PARTY – Moons 10 Year Plan (Don’t Be Scared) @ Hop Farm Brewing
Dec 31 @ 2:00 pm

Calling all you space cowboys, holographic dudettes, and future farmers of America! Come on out for some hashy fun and ring in 2020 hoedown style!

Where: THE DOOR NEXT TO the Hop Farm entrance. Knock twice, say the secret passphrase: On-On, Moon’s queer, beer here!

Pitt and Pittsburgh trail collaboration featuring hares: Moon and Anal Eaze

Trail: Gather at 6pm, on out at 7pm

What’s included: trail, beer, food, beer, music, beer, luxurious indoor camping, morning bloody mary bar, beer, dancing, and overall debauchery!

On-after: 9ish to eat some food, drink beer, and get the damn party started!

Cost: $20 ($5 for trail, $15 for dues)

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PITTH3 #214 HARE NEEDED
Jan 16 @ 6:30 pm
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PITT H3 #215 HARE NEEDED
Jan 30 @ 6:30 pm
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PITTH3 #217 HARE NEEDED
Feb 27 @ 6:30 pm
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PITTH3 #218 HARE NEEDED
Mar 12 @ 6:30 pm
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PITTH3 #219 HARE NEEDED
Mar 26 @ 6:30 pm
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PITTH3 #220 & Fool Moon – HARE NEEDED
Apr 9 @ 6:06 pm

This Pitt Trail is also the April Fool Moon Hash.

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PITTH3 #221 HARE NEEDED
Apr 23 @ 6:08 pm