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TN@#25: SpOoKy CeMeTeRy TrAiL @ House of Oodles
Oct 4 @ 6:30 pm
Follow our glorious harriettes Oodles & Pack-My-Fanny on a spooktacular October TN@ trail!
Meet: 6:30pm, 7:00 pm on-out
Location: House of Oodles, 975 Millerdale St., 15201 (Stanton Heights)
Hash cash: $5
Bring headlamps and anything you need to protect yourself from evil spirits and evil geese. Mexican food at the house afterwards!
Also, no dogs at start or apres, and since the cemetery is technically closed after 5pm, we probably should leave barking dogs at home. Plus there are terrifying numbers of deer, geese, and turkeys that might eat your four legged friend. But if it’s well behaved that’s probably okay!
TN@ is a women-only kennel, please check the pole for the monthly manly menses’ run.
TN@#26: Day of the Dead @ Fantastic Heart-On's House
Nov 1 @ 6:30 pm

Harriettes: Heart-On & Twisted Sister
Meet: 6:30, 7:00 on-out
Start/end location: 418 William St., Pgh 15211 (Mt. Washington)

Feel free to wear your Halloween costume one last time. We will be celebrating the Day of the Dead. Food will be served post hash. Trail is fido-friendly, start/apres is not. $5 hash cash.

There is a parking lot out back, which accommodates 5 cars, so feel free to park there and set your GPS to 22 Neff St. Carpooling or uber/lyft encouraged.

TN@ is a ladies-only kennel.

TN@#27 – Oodles and BitchinHeat @ Park house
Nov 29 @ 6:30 pm

Trail deets – Lights N’at trail. 11/29 Park House, 6:30, A to A Prime, dress for the holiday! Ladies Only.

2nd Yearly PAP !!*LADIES ONLY*!!
Dec 2 @ 4:00 pm – Dec 3 @ 9:00 am

It’s time for are yearly pap! Instead of your typical PAP experience put on your walking shoes and come out for a bar crawl in the town where our first trail was had.

Hares: Steph Infection and Shameless Cussy

Location: ManG has generously offered her house up for out after bar crawl slumber party once again!


Deets:Meet up at 4pm for some prelube cocktails and snacks! On out at 5pm! We will post the bars along the way for those that need to catch up! This will be a pay your own way bar crawl!

Apres: Everyone is encouraged to bring some food to share and beverages to sip as you pillow fight the night away!

TN@ #28: Ear & Steph Infection @ Bob's Garage
Dec 27 @ 6:30 pm

Let’s celebrate the holiday season at a place that oozes Christmas!
Join us for a trail filled with holiday spirits (the liquid kind) as we wander our way through the streets of Blawnox.
Gather at 6:30
On-out at 7:00
Bring a little cash on trail. One of the stops will be “on your own.”


*TN@ is a women’s kennel.*

TN@ #29: Shameless Cussy @ Dad's Pub & Grub
Jan 24 @ 6:30 pm

Start: 6:30pm @ Dad’s Pub & Grub in Monroeville

Hash Cash: $5

C’mon out ladies for TN@ trail #29!

No one else wanted to volunteer for trail. Now you are all forced to face your worst nightmare: the suburbs ?

Brave those bridges and tunnels to come on out to Dad’s for good beer and great food before setting out into a hellscape of too many cars and kids and not enough safe places for walking.

Bring your trail shoes and maybe an extra pair of dry socks.

TN@ #30: Sir Vix & Bend Overture
Feb 21 @ 6:30 pm
Trail is A to A prime. If you are itching to do a trail, I can send you around the block but otherwise this will be trail-lite. Sorry, no doggos or puppers.
Food will be served after trail and will be vegetarian but not vegan. There will also be a warm fire at the apres to snuggle near.
Depending on the weather there may be an adventure to enjoy the evening and some wine under the stars, but attendants can vote. The same amount of alcohol will be involved whether we adventure or not.
We will be celebrating Galentines Day, Rachel’s birthday, Fanny’s birthday, engagements, babies, and anything else.
TN@ #31: Heart On @ The Summit
Mar 21 @ 6:30 pm
Join your hare ? On
@ The Summit
200 Shiloh Street
Pittsburgh, Pa 15211

Meet up @ 6:30 pm for great happy hour specials; 7 pm on out
Apres @ The Summit or Redbeards across the street
Questions 412-980-2747
*TN@ trails are ladies only.*
TN@ #32: Tittsburgh @ Hough's Taproom
Apr 18 @ 6:30 pm

Meet at 6:30pm at Hough’s (or earlier if you want to take advantage of the their happy hour that ends at 6pm). On-out at 7:00pm.

Trail is approx. 3 miles through Greenfield/Schenley Park. Current forecast shows a chance of rain so dry clothes/shoes are encouraged! Temps in the 50s and you should expect some shiggy.

Hough’s kitchen is open til 10pm for those wanting food after and they have happy hour again from 10-12pm for anyone who feels like putting in a late night.

*TN@ trails are ladies only.*

TN@ #33: Schoolhouse Cock & Rex Erection @ The Porch at Schenley
May 16 @ 6:30 pm

Come join your hares Schoolhouse Cock and Rex Erection at The Porch at Schenley. Trail is not dog friendly.

*TN@ trails happen every 28 days and are ladies only.*