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Hash #1795 – Sherpes-PDOH3 2:00 pm
Hash #1795 – Sherpes-PDOH3 @ Birmingham Bridge Tavern
Oct 1 @ 2:00 pm
Hash #1795 - Sherpes-PDOH3 @ Birmingham Bridge Tavern | Pittsburgh | Pennsylvania | United States
It started as a joke:  Cream of Mushroom making fun of all that recent frenetic activity of ex-halfminds announcing that they were forming their own kennels, and jokingly said “Sherpes, with all those map and …
TN@#25: SpOoKy CeMeTeRy TrAiL 6:30 pm
TN@#25: SpOoKy CeMeTeRy TrAiL @ House of Oodles
Oct 4 @ 6:30 pm
Follow our glorious harriettes Oodles & Pack-My-Fanny on a spooktacular October TN@ trail!   Meet: 6:30pm, 7:00 pm on-out Location: House of Oodles, 975 Millerdale St., 15201 (Stanton Heights) Hash cash: $5   Bring headlamps …
FOOL MOON – School House Cock and no code 6:30 pm
FOOL MOON – School House Cock and no code @ Duke's Upper Deck Cafe
Oct 5 @ 6:30 pm
Running out of Duke’s Upper Deck Cafe: 122 W 8th Avenue Homestead 6:30pm On out 7:00pm $5 hash cash covers all: beer before trail, beer at circle and some apres food Length: Approximately 5 miles …
Hash #1796 – Plea Barkin’ and Just Pete 2:00 pm
Hash #1796 – Plea Barkin’ and Just Pete
Oct 8 @ 2:00 pm
Emmerling Community Park, Cove Run Rd., Cheswick, PA 15024 at 2:00pm Cheswick is a land of great suffering. Its natives are hardened by its hard and unforgiving landscape. There may also be a contra stop …
PITT H3 #149 – My Hog N ICP 6:30 pm
PITT H3 #149 – My Hog N ICP
Oct 12 @ 6:30 pm
The trail of mystery and wonder!!!! Join ICP and My Hog N Me as we all embark on an epic journey of mystery and wonder, you’ll see never before seen things like, on-on marks, false …
Hash #1797 / Purple Dress Run – Purple Princess 2:00 pm
Hash #1797 / Purple Dress Run – Purple Princess
Oct 14 @ 2:00 pm
Who: Purple Princess What: A Purple Dress Run to celebrate Purple Princess’ Beerthday and 10th Analversary of Hashing Where: 5801, Ellsworth Ave, Shadyside When: Saturday 10/14, @ 2PM So THERE I was (no shit)…perusing the internet for …
Darkside #32 – Beets 6:30 pm
Darkside #32 – Beets @ Allegheny City Brewing
Oct 19 @ 6:30 pm
Darkside #32 - Beets @ Allegheny City Brewing | Pittsburgh | Pennsylvania | United States
Hares: Beets and DD Where: Allegheny City Brewing 507 Foreland St, Pittsburgh, PA 15212 Hash Cash: $5 Why: beets the shit outta me
Kids Halloween Hash 3:00 pm
Kids Halloween Hash
Oct 21 @ 3:00 pm
Pittsburgh Prolific Procreators Hash House Harriers aka Kids Hash will have a Halloween Hash, costumes encouraged. Bring your kids if you have them, borrow some kids if you can, or come as a kid friendly adult. …
Hash #1798 – Moon and lips hash/bash 3:30 pm
Hash #1798 – Moon and lips hash/bash @ Hitchhiker Brewing
Oct 21 @ 3:30 pm
Who: Lips/moon Where: Hitchhiker Brewery in Sharpsburg 1500 S Canal St, Pittsburgh, PA 15215 When: Sat, 10/21, @ 3:30PM Saturday Bash and Hash Details: Saturday, Oct. 21st at 3:30 Hitchhiker Brewery in Sharpsburg 1500 S …
PITT H3 #150 – Downtownoween 6:30 pm
PITT H3 #150 – Downtownoween
Oct 26 @ 6:30 pm – 11:45 pm
DS, Scrum, and Shameless together again. We’ve decided to all cohare with each other for the 50th time or so it seems. We are going back to our original trail together, HALLOWEEN! After last year’s …
Hash #1799 – Molly Swallows, Sultan of Skin, and Just Evan 2:00 pm
Hash #1799 – Molly Swallows, Sultan of Skin, and Just Evan @ Billy Kay's bar
Oct 29 @ 2:00 pm
The Sultan of Skin, Molly Swallows, and Just Evan would like to show you their old stomping grounds. WANNA KNOW WHY WE SO HARD? Wait, what? We’ll start at Billy Kay’s in Verona. I had …

Hash #1799 – Molly Swallows, Sultan of Skin, and Just Evan @ Billy Kay's bar
Oct 29 @ 2:00 pm

The Sultan of Skin, Molly Swallows, and Just Evan would like to show you their old stomping grounds. WANNA KNOW WHY WE SO HARD? Wait, what?

We’ll start at Billy Kay’s in Verona. I had my first beer there when I was still in my Mother’s womb…at least I’d like to think that I did.

Anyway, we have a trail for you that will hit a couple places that are dear to our hearts. I’m not so good at estimating distance, but I’d say the trail is somewhere between 1 and 58 miles. Probably around 7 though.

We’ll have one or two Turkey/Eagle splits, and the Sultan of Skin will be sweeping. So walkers are welcome, just beware that you’re in for a roughly 7 mile jaunt and there will be some shiggy and unavoidable intense hill climbs. I’d say it’s mostly walkable, but I wouldn’t bring your grandmother. Unless you hate your grandmother.

Dogs are not allowed at the starting bar and the on-after bar, but they should be ok for trail. There are a couple pretty intense hill climbs… so as long as your dog can handle hills and running 7 miles, it should be ok. The dogs should probably be on leashes when we get closer to residential areas so people don’t freak out.

We will provide some food for you guys after the trail at one of the local establishments. Trail beer and après pizza on hares. Prelube and Après beer on you.

***Even though it is close to Halloween, this is NOT a costumed-run. We thought about it at first but there’s some shiggy that will rip your costume right off***

Shoot a text to the Sultan of Skin AKA Sultan of Snacks AKA Ur-a-gay Glory Hole AKA Pizza Pete if you have any questions, 412-996-0090

TN@#26: Day of the Dead @ Fantastic Heart-On's House
Nov 1 @ 6:30 pm

Harriettes: Heart-On & Twisted Sister
Meet: 6:30, 7:00 on-out
Start/end location: 418 William St., Pgh 15211 (Mt. Washington)

Feel free to wear your Halloween costume one last time. We will be celebrating the Day of the Dead. Food will be served post hash. Trail is fido-friendly, start/apres is not. $5 hash cash.

There is a parking lot out back, which accommodates 5 cars, so feel free to park there and set your GPS to 22 Neff St. Carpooling or uber/lyft encouraged.

TN@ is a ladies-only kennel.

FOOL MOON – Sex pak and VueGina @ Allegheny 6 Pak and Doghouse
Nov 4 @ 6:00 pm


WHERE: Allegheny 6 Pak and Doghouse – 1301 Pittsburgh St. Cheswick, Pa. (use your GPS)

WHEN: 11/4/17 – 6PM – The hash leaves when the beavers dam feel like it!

HARES: Sex Pak and VueGina

WHAT: Bring some cash, trail will be contra, the après will have food and plenty of beer. You will need money if you want draft or any specialty beers to drink.

Flashlights are advised as night is dark and the clocks turn back at Midnight.

If you want to stay overnight at The Y Not Stop Inn, (SP’s place) bring gear, etc for the Sunday trail. Call me to reserve a space and info. 20 Gunther Rd., Cheswick, Pa. It’s about 5 miles from the 6 Pack Shop.

Phone – 412-508-5366 cell, 724–265-4267 The Y Not Stop Inn,

Uninteresting Farmer’s Almanac facts:

November 3rd, 2017: November’s full Moon is sometimes called theBeaver Moonbecause it was the time to set traps, before the waters froze over. This Moon was also called theFull Frost Moon.

This November the exact time of the Full Moon will be just before midnight on Nov 3rd for the West Coast and Mountain timezones and just after midnight for Central and East Coast United States.

Hash #1800 – Sex pak and VueGina @ North Park, Devil’s Elbow 2 area
Nov 5 @ 1:00 pm

Sunday, November 5, 1 P.M.: Hash #1800 —Tick Monster!

It’s like Dirt Monster but a day later with more dirt, more monsters and more beer on trail as well as a special treat — more ticks!

Trail look familiar? Of course it does. It’s North Park. Plenty of views and Vues, also lots of SexPak on this A to A.

When: Sunday, Nov. 5th @1PM

Where: North Park, Devil’s Elbow 2 area, (across from North Park Pool parking lot entrance.)

No hash cash needed. Trail beer is on the hares but apres is contra at a yet to be determined location.

*Any racists going to Dirt Monster are welcome to become hare helpers.

Free lodging at Y Not Stop Inn following Fool Moon on Saturday night.

PITT H3 # 151 – Krampus @ Hough's
Nov 9 @ 6:30 pm

Hares: The Black Clap and Cock in a Net

When: 6:30pm, on out at 7pm…just like normal

The devious Xmas demon is back to drag you to hell in a bag. You’ve been soooo naughty this year that Krampus is coming for you early! Will you outmanuever Krampus and make it to see another Xmas on the earth? Time will tell….

Optional: wear your favorite demonic costume or hellish gear

Hash #1801 – Tasty Muff and Purple Sack @ The Hangar
Nov 12 @ 2:00 pm

Trail deets for Nov 12

Location: The Hangar
500 Flaugherty Run Rd, Coraopolis, PA 15108

Help us celebrate our 15 year wedding analversary (but not quite 5 years hashing) by allowing us to get you drunk! Expect shiggy, pretty shiggy, plentiful beer, and questionable amounts of PI (it all looks like PI to us). Tick repellant recommended based on scouting experience.

Beer & food at the bar is on you*, trail & circle beer is on the hares. Trail is dog-friendly, bar is not (but there’s outdoor seating).

*There’s a weekend happy hour from 2-4–all beer is discounted except domestic bottles.

PITT H3 Fall Beer Mile @ Schenley oval
Nov 16 @ 8:00 pm – 10:00 pm

Prepare yourself for holiday parties and family dinners by competing in our semi-annual beer mile! Join us for our fine fall tradition on November 16th: PittH3 will provide the (cheapest) regulation beer, you bring the will to not puke. Bring your own fancy drinks if you don’t trust our selection. Don’t want to compete? Come cheer on your friends and enjoy the free entertainment!

Darkside #33 – Mushroom @ Narco's House
Nov 18 @ 5:00 pm





Hares: Cream of Mushroom, Asshole by Semen

Where: 127 Mairdale Ave. Pittsburgh, PA 15214

Hash Cash: $5

Why: Running/ Beer/ Merriment

The story of me haring this trail is a story of mutual favors and mutual voluntold-ings. I told beets i could hare a dark side trail after he and several other hashers helped me move last month. I told ABC she was going to co hare with me after she told me I was writing the trail blurb for the next pitt shit.

So now we have: yet another north side dark side trail. New and improved and better than all the other ones.

It’s a dark side trail so bring your lights. Duh.

A note about parking: yes the driveway is large and can fit several cars. But there is also abundant parking on the street and in the lots above and below the soccer field. In other words, don’t block anybody in the driveway.


Why do we need a reason to have a Darkside???
To run a longer, harder trail and enjoy the shit out of it!

Parking is behind the house.

Hash #1802 – Lord of the Rings hash @ Murphy's Tap Room
Nov 19 @ 2:00 pm

The hares are : John HandyCock, Muff Warmer, Cuffed and Battered, Shameless Cussy

It’s like in the great hashes, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger, they were. And sometimes you didn’t want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much sobriety had happened? But in the end, it’s only a passing thing, this shitty trail. Even darkness must pass. A new trail will come. (There’s gonna be two more of these Lord of the Rings themed trails!?)And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the hashes that stayed with you. That meant something, even if you were too drunk to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Hashers on those trails had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn’t. They kept going. Because they were holding on to something.

Frodo: What are we holding onto, Sam?

Sam: That there’s some good alcohol on this trail, Mr. Frodo… and it’s worth hashing for.”

Trail is dog friendly, as long as your dog is. Hobbits and other short people welcome. Dressing up is encouraged. Trail will start precisely when it means to.

PITT H3 #152 – Sandturkey @ Pub in the park
Nov 22 @ 6:30 pm – Nov 23 @ 12:00 am
It’s that time of year again – A PITT TRAIL ON A WEDNESDAY NIGHT – grab all your favorite Pilgrim & Indian Thanksgiving outfits and come hash with us.   It’s the 5th Annual Sand Turkey!!
What the hell is a SandTurkey trail?  Many moons ago there was a conversation about Santarchy , Sirvix misheard and thought they said Sand Turkey.  So in an effort not to look stupid she invented an entire new holiday.
Legend is the night before Thanksgiving the elusive Sand Turkey comes to Frick park and runs amuck for one night! This year the Sand Turkeys are played by 2 originals, Sirvix & ManG,  and joining them we have Drunk Dynasty & Handy Cock.
Join us for this annual PITT tradition.  Check your trail count and see how close you are to catching Spermint during his unfortunate hash hiatus.
Bring your friends, virgins, and offbeat coworkers or a stroll through the park chasing mythical Sand Turkeys.   Trail will obviously be short, flat, shiggy free and no fun.
Trail will begin at Pub in the Park.  Trail is A to A, obviously circle is not at the bar.
POST TRAIL PARTY @ Pub in the Park.  Kitchen is open until 12.
Dog friendly.
Hash Cash:  $5  OR  Food to donate to local food bank: Value at least $5
All hash cash is donated from this trail.
Please be responsible getting home post trail.  Cops are on high alert!  We learned that last year when 15 cop cars rolled into our beer stop.  🙂
Happy Sand Turkey everyone.