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2nd Yearly PAP !!*LADIES ONLY*!! 4:00 pm
2nd Yearly PAP !!*LADIES ONLY*!!
Dec 2 @ 4:00 pm – Dec 3 @ 9:00 am
It’s time for are yearly pap! Instead of your typical PAP experience put on your walking shoes and come out for a bar crawl in the town where our first trail was had. Hares: Steph …
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Hash #1804 / FOOL MOON – EZ 2 Please and Ogre Under 1:00 pm
Hash #1804 / FOOL MOON – EZ 2 Please and Ogre Under @ Allegheny City Brewing
Dec 3 @ 1:00 pm
One year older, another year closer to death!  Join Easy 2 Please and Ogre Under as they celebrate their beerthdays by running through illustrious shiggy, questionable neighborhoods, and baby-approved abandoned buildings! Trail will feature a …
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PITT H3 #153 – Folker 6:30 pm
PITT H3 #153 – Folker @ Marshall's Lounge
Dec 7 @ 6:30 pm – 11:00 pm
See Folker lose his Pitt-Haring virginity!
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Hash #1805 – Festivus 2:00 pm
Hash #1805 – Festivus @ King of Salt's house
Dec 9 @ 2:00 pm
  1162 Morningside Ave, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-1348, United States So here’s how the story goes. Two years ago Porn Again arrived late to Festivus just in time for circle. There for no reason apparent to …
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Hash #1806 – Flicker- Santa’s Scavenger Hash 1:00 pm
Hash #1806 – Flicker- Santa’s Scavenger Hash @ Genuine Pub
Dec 17 @ 1:00 pm
If you know Flicker’s trails, she always likes to notch it up just a bit. And if you think that her knee replacement has set her back, get real…it’s a fake knee…no pain. Ok yeah, …
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Darkside #34 – Major & Just Emily 6:30 pm
Darkside #34 – Major & Just Emily @ The Independent Brewing Company
Dec 18 @ 6:30 pm
Join in on the misadventures of Just Emily and Major for a Darkside romp over and hill and dale for at least 7 miles (we have no idea how long it actually is). Featuring a …
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PITT H3 # – ET Bone Home Holiday Hootenanny 6:30 pm
PITT H3 # – ET Bone Home Holiday Hootenanny @ Silky's
Dec 21 @ 6:30 pm – 10:00 pm
Cum see how the other half (minds) live! Meet ET and Gaggle in the most densely Jewish neighborhood in the city to celebrate the holidays and deck the hell out of some rich people. Merry …
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Hash #1807 – Urethra (Lips) and Pack my Fanny 1:00 pm
Hash #1807 – Urethra (Lips) and Pack my Fanny
Dec 23 @ 1:00 pm
I just bought a house so what better reason to hare a trail and have a party! Join pack my fanny and I and a super secret co-hare for a typical shiggy free city trail. …
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TN@ #28: Ear & Steph Infection 6:30 pm
TN@ #28: Ear & Steph Infection @ Bob's Garage
Dec 27 @ 6:30 pm
Let’s celebrate the holiday season at a place that oozes Christmas! Join us for a trail filled with holiday spirits (the liquid kind) as we wander our way through the streets of Blawnox. Gather at …
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Hash #1808 – Krampus Returns – Black Clap 12:00 pm
Hash #1808 – Krampus Returns – Black Clap @ Rumerz
Dec 31 @ 12:00 pm
Hash #1808 - Krampus Returns - Black Clap @ Rumerz | Pittsburgh | Pennsylvania | United States
Hares: The Black Clap and T-Boner Krampus missed you over the holidays, but since he’s on vacation from dragging kids to hell in a basket, he’s opted to lay a nice little trail for you. …
NYE Magical Mystery Bus Tour! 6:00 pm
NYE Magical Mystery Bus Tour!
Dec 31 @ 6:00 pm – 10:45 pm
NYE Magical Mystery Bus Tour!
Come one, come all! It’s our 2nd Annual PGH-H3 Bus Tour! Join us on our 3 hour tour of some of Pittsburgh’s very finest breweries and bars. Click on the Magical Mystery Bus to reserve …
NYE PGH-H3 Party 10:45 pm
NYE PGH-H3 Party @ K-9's Party Palace
Dec 31 @ 10:45 pm
What: NYE PGH-H3 Party Where: K-9’s Sweet Party Pad, 3405 Gass Ave, Pittsburgh, PA 15212 When: Sunday, 12/31, anytime AFTER 10:45 PM (for the people not doing the brewery bus tour) Cost: $15 to pay your 2018 dues and …

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2nd Yearly PAP !!*LADIES ONLY*!!
Dec 2 @ 4:00 pm – Dec 3 @ 9:00 am

It’s time for are yearly pap! Instead of your typical PAP experience put on your walking shoes and come out for a bar crawl in the town where our first trail was had.

Hares: Steph Infection and Shameless Cussy

Location: ManG has generously offered her house up for out after bar crawl slumber party once again!

 

Deets:Meet up at 4pm for some prelube cocktails and snacks! On out at 5pm! We will post the bars along the way for those that need to catch up! This will be a pay your own way bar crawl!

Apres: Everyone is encouraged to bring some food to share and beverages to sip as you pillow fight the night away!

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Hash #1804 / FOOL MOON – EZ 2 Please and Ogre Under @ Allegheny City Brewing
Dec 3 @ 1:00 pm

One year older, another year closer to death!  Join Easy 2 Please and Ogre Under as they celebrate their beerthdays by running through illustrious shiggy, questionable neighborhoods, and baby-approved abandoned buildings! Trail will feature a delicious start (come early to pre-lube), a scenic and challenging true trail, and Frito pie at the Apres. Why Frito Pie? Because Ogre had no idea what it was!

Hash cash: $5
Pre-Lube: 12 – 1 pm
On-Out: 1:30 pm
Bring: Change of clothes, shiggy socks, Narcan, cash for pre-lube, a deep thirst, and a taste for Frito Pie.

Bring your own vessel for the on after.

PI was spotted on trail so bring whatever you need if you get the itch.

Trail is dog possible but Apres is not.

Apres is 511 Avery St. 15212, three blocks from the start.

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PITT H3 #153 – Folker @ Marshall's Lounge
Dec 7 @ 6:30 pm – 11:00 pm

See Folker lose his Pitt-Haring virginity!

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Hash #1805 – Festivus @ King of Salt's house
Dec 9 @ 2:00 pm

 

1162 Morningside Ave, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-1348, United States

So here’s how the story goes. Two years ago Porn Again arrived late to Festivus just in time for circle. There for no reason apparent to him at the time he was confronted by a mostly nude and very lewd Defender and Defender wanted to wrestle PA. PA obliged just because it was Festivus and wrestling Defender was part of the tradition. Little did PA know that Defender was handing off the mantle of Festivus to him. Now after how many ever years that old asshole is out of the picture and it’s PA’s time to shine. He has invited fellow salt meister Scrum Guzzler to help in this years celebration.

If you have never been to a Festivus there are a few things you should know. The first and most important rule is that you are NOT invited. Don’t bother to come. Now if you are a dumbass and decide to come know the following:
1. You will show your strength to the hash in more ways than one
2. You will verbally accost fellow hashers during circle for dumb shit they did since last Festivus even if it isn’t hash related
3. You will have a broken body for the next week or two as a result of rule 1 and 2
Now this celebration will go all night. The hares are providing an ample supply of beer but that will not last. Plan to bring some. It will be cold and there are plenty of places to stash it on my deck and other places. There will be main course food but small covered dishes are greatly appreciated. Also there is plenty of crash space.

Any other questions go out back of your house and yell them in to the wind because I do not give a fuck about your concerns.

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Hash #1806 – Flicker- Santa’s Scavenger Hash @ Genuine Pub
Dec 17 @ 1:00 pm

If you know Flicker’s trails, she always likes to notch it up just a bit. And if you think that her knee replacement has set her back, get real…it’s a fake knee…no pain. Ok yeah, I’m a bit slower these days but I’m still long in endurance.
This isn’t the first Santa’s Scavenger Hash but I pride myself on one naming from the first one….OCD (Old Crusty Dick). So this Hash is your chance to dress as Santa, Mrs. Santa, Santa’s elf, Santa’s mistress, gay Santa…..whatever Santa prototype you want to be. Or just don a frickin’ Santa hat.

As for the “scavenger” part, you’ll learn all about it at chalk talk. It’s for the curious and adventurous.

Location: Genuine Pub
111 Sandy Creek Rd
Verona PA. 15147

On out at 1:30 sharp.

Pre-lube beer, trail beer and circle beer is on the hare. Food and post-trail beer are on you.

We have our own back room for the apres and circle.

There may be a special appearance by a very special person in a red suit who likes boys and girls to sit on his lap. Just sayin’.

Dry bag=yes
Dogs=please try to refrain, not saying no but not permitted in the bar and they may hinder the scavenger part.

Any ???? Flicker. 412-735-1564

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Darkside #34 – Major & Just Emily @ The Independent Brewing Company
Dec 18 @ 6:30 pm

Join in on the misadventures of Just Emily and Major for a Darkside romp over and hill and dale for at least 7 miles (we have no idea how long it actually is). Featuring a virgin hare and a half mind with the consumption egging her on.  Bring flowers in case Major dies on trail.

Where: The Independent Brewing Company, 1704 Shady Ave, Pittsburgh, PA 15217, USA

Caveats: bring pups (at your own risk), bring a light (at your own risk)

Hares: Major Pecker and Just Emily

Hash Cash: $5

Why: To run a longer, harder trail and enjoy the shit out of it!

Dec
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PITT H3 # – ET Bone Home Holiday Hootenanny @ Silky's
Dec 21 @ 6:30 pm – 10:00 pm

Cum see how the other half (minds) live! Meet ET and Gaggle in the most densely Jewish neighborhood in the city to celebrate the holidays and deck the hell out of some rich people. Merry will be had, warm drinks will be drank, bad gifts will be exchanged! Ho, ho, ho yourself on up to Squirrel Hill and preemptively numb yourself from your terrible family holiday rituals.

Bring a small gift/re-gift (~$5 value) if you want to participate in the white elephant gift exchange. We will load up the goodie bag in the beer/circle car, so be sure to arrive early before it heads out.

Dec
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Hash #1807 – Urethra (Lips) and Pack my Fanny
Dec 23 @ 1:00 pm

I just bought a house so what better reason to hare a trail and have a party!
Join pack my fanny and I and a super secret co-hare for a typical shiggy free city trail. Baby’s and dogs are welcome. you will need a dry bag, and $5 hash cash. Gimps are welcome to pimp. Trail is A-A with plenty of food and beer at the end.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
LIPS OF URETHRA

Meet-up 1PM on out 1:30PM

Dec
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TN@ #28: Ear & Steph Infection @ Bob's Garage
Dec 27 @ 6:30 pm

Let’s celebrate the holiday season at a place that oozes Christmas!
Join us for a trail filled with holiday spirits (the liquid kind) as we wander our way through the streets of Blawnox.
Gather at 6:30
On-out at 7:00
Bring a little cash on trail. One of the stops will be “on your own.”

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*TN@ is a women’s kennel.*

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Hash #1808 – Krampus Returns – Black Clap @ Rumerz
Dec 31 @ 12:00 pm

Hares: The Black Clap and T-Boner

Krampus missed you over the holidays, but since he’s on vacation from dragging kids to hell in a basket, he’s opted to lay a nice little trail for you.

Trail won’t be ridiculous.  Showers and nap space available at TBC’s after so that you can be ready for the brewery bus tour (link below) and the hash party after that.  Party on Garth.

We are going to have some nice, warm, hearty food at Apres as well so that you’re fully ready for the evening and recharged and ready to go.