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Mar
24
Sat
Hash #1820 – Annual Green Dress Run @ Beerhead
Mar 24 @ 1:00 pm

Come one, come all to Pittsburgh’s Annual Green Dress Run!

Yes, we know that St. Patrick’s Day was the *previous* weekend, but so is everyone else’s annual GDR and green-themed events. We will have a Costume Contest with prizes for Best Dressed, Worst Dressed, Sluttiest, and Most Ridiculous dresses. Also this is Moon’s 69th birthday weekend! (The clock goes backwards for him now.) Come and join our Big Green Sh*tshow! Our Green Dress weekend events actually kick-off on Friday night with a bar crawl and ends on Sunday morning with a Fat Boy Brunch if you want to make a whole weekend out of it! Any travel hashers who’d like a 2nd weekend drinking in a green dress are welcome to visit our fair city and we’ll even help organize crash space.

Date: March 24th, 2018, 1:00 meet-up, 2:30 on-out
On-out location: Beerhead, 110 Federal St, Pittsburgh, PA 15212
Cost: $20, sign up now at Hashrego

Trail: We cover all trail beer and snacks (pre-lube and on-after food is on you) and 100% of our hash cash goes to our selected charity.

Charity: Operation Safety Net is an amazing local organization that provides medical care and support to Pittsburgh’s homeless, and is internationally recognized for its good works, although it’s small enough and mostly volunteer-run, and we will give them a nice boost with our support. Read more about their work here.

GDR Committee: Dirty Gerbil, T-Boner, Tittsburgh Orgynizer, Whales Vagina, EZ-2-Please

Apr
21
Sat
The 6th Annual Pittsburgh Craft Beer Week Hash @ Caliente Aspinwall
Apr 21 @ 12:00 pm
Who: VueGina, T-Bag, Sex Pak
What: The 6th Annual Pittsburgh Craft Beer Week Hash
Where: Caliente Pizza and Draft House, 225 Commercial Ave, Aspinwall, PA 15215 , USA
When: April 21st, 2018 SATURDAY @ 12PM (on out before 1PM)
Special notes: We will be upstairs in the banquet room, we have the room until 4:30 PM, at which time we can go downstairs or elsewhere as needed.
Cost: $10 fee includes two beer stops on trail, two beers at Caliente, and pizza afterward. All monies raised go to charity
* Caliente is not dog friendly*
This is a good hash if you want to get people interested, and who may not normally come. It’s the “mild and gentler hash”. Beers are provided by a wholesaler, pizzas by Caliente and trail by VueGina.
Questions?: Contact Sex Pak 412 – 508 – 5366
Jun
1
Fri
Pittsburgh’s Analversary Weekend @ Frazer Fire Hall
Jun 1 @ 2:00 pm – Jun 3 @ 2:00 pm

Hashing turns 80 this year so we are traveling back in time! Climb into Pittsburgh’s gigantic DeLorean and join us for a weekend of big hair, leg warmers, short shorts, and 1980s-themed debauchery.

Registration Info:
Early Hare Special: $80, opens 3/4 , ends 3/19
Regular Rate: $90 until 5/1
Late Rabbit Rate: $100 after 5/1

Full Weekend Schedule is here.
(click here or on the hashdance rabbit)

 

 

Click on the DeLorean below to Rego now!

Also you can click on this link: https://hashrego.com/events/pittsburgh-analversary-weekend-2018

Jul
7
Sat
Hash #1834 Wroughten and Whaley’s Urban Safari #7 @ Allegheny City Brewing
Jul 7 @ 2:00 pm

This is the furry trail you’ve been waiting for. Wear your bunny ears and fuzzy tails. Bring cash as true trail goes through a food festival, plus there is a contra stop. Wear your shiggy socks and apply sunscreen and chub rub. Trail is less than 69 miles and more than you can imagine. You might see a critter you want to yiff, or will it see you first? Bring sexy virgins and low expectations.

Allegheny City opens at 2, so there’s no bonus points for being early, but maybe bring a growler for apres if you want swanky suds.

Dogs will not be able to do all of trail and seeing as it is live, you’ll be on your own for figuring out how to fill the gaps.

Apres will be at 1407 Sherman Ave. (Dirty Boner’s place) bring a chair and park accordingly. Enter through the side gate to the right of the front door.

Jul
8
Sun
Moon’s Urban Float and Bloat (What could go wrong)
Jul 8 @ 12:00 pm
Another Float and Bloat adjustment:
Everything will be one hour earlier.
Float details: Meet at 40th street to drop floatable and any food offerings at 12. Trail meets at 1, run at 1:30. Trail will be 3.5 miles fast and flat. One contra beer stop. Should be at put-in around 3. Chill and eat till 4. Wait 1/2 hour like you momma said (just kidding). Please note the you should bring a life jacket if you have one. If you can borrow any extra please do. I have some extra heavy duty tubes if needed. Please don’t show up with a dollar store pool toy. I will cook hot dogs. Snacks or side dishes will be good. There will be beer at the cookout and a beer stop on the river. You are on your own otherwise. More details below.

BIG CHANGES Urban Float and Bloat July 8th, 1pm

Details: We will drop our flotation devices off at the parking lot at the end of 40th street in Lawrenceville Someone will graciously stay there to watch them. We will drive our vehicles to the parking lot at 40°27’26.03?N, 79°59’9.34?W
This is a landing on the Northshore river trail upstream from the 16th Street Bridge. It is directly across the river from the Cork Factory. We will then hash back to our boats…I use this term loosely.. have a nice light smack and then float back to our cars. There will be a waterborn beerstop on the way. Probably hash cash or pot luck or something.

 

Float details: Meet at 40th street to drop floatable and any food offerings at 12. Trail meets at 1, run at 1:30. Trail will be 3.5 miles fast and flat. One contra beer stop. Should be at put-in around 4. Chill and eat till 5. Wait 1/2 hour like you momma said (just kidding). Please note the you should bring a life jacket if you have one. If you can borrow any extra please do. I have some extra heavy duty tubes if needed. Please don’t show up with a dollar store pool toy. I will cook hot dogs. Snacks or side dishes will be good. There will be beer at the cookout and a beer stop on the river. You are on your own otherwise.

Aug
20
Mon
3rd Anal Hasher Night at PNC Park
Aug 20 @ 4:00 pm

3rd Anal Hasher Night at PNC Park

WHEN: Monday, August 20 4pm – ? (extra innings, ya know)
WHERE: Same as it ever was… Red Lot 7b (625 Martindale St Pgh PA)
COST: $23 including ticket or $5 for tailgate party alone

Well, another year, another annoying tailgate party hosted by yours truly, Sweetums with help from Sex Pack, VueGina and whatever other fools who happen to blunder in along the way.

What disaster awaits us this year? We’ve already locked the keys in the SUV and had a ticket mixup… Rain? Brush with Police? Clint Hurdle gets outted? Come and find out…

Once again after the party we will be visiting Pittsburgh’s Biggest Restaurant to hear overly loud snippets of music and watch pictures of other diners waving at us on a giant video screen positioned roughly a quarter mile away.

Oh yeah, there will also be what these days passes as a baseball game played by highly trained millionaire super athletes. Expect about three and a half hours of colorfully dressed men standing around waiting for something to happen but we will fill the time drinking expensive beer and cheering loudly because that’s what people do at this restaurant when they’re bored.

In case anyone cares, the “Pirates” will be battling the “Braves”. WTF that means is anyone’s guess. Sounds kind of racist to me.

For $23 you’ll get a ticket to the “baseball game” and beer plus burgers, hot dogs and whatever else at the tailgate party. Yeah, that’s a lot to pay for so little but at least there won’t be any requirement to run for the beer. Instead, you get to stand around drinking all night talking gibberish with other drunken idiots which is all you really want to do anyways. It’s hashing without all the work.

 

This year the Never Leave Camp Crowd can pay $5 and just attend the party.

BTW, in case of rain, we’ll probably all be better off… The tailgate area is under cover.

Sep
15
Sat
Hash #1844 Red Dress Run – K9-69, Titty Whiskers, and High & Dry @ Polish Falcons of America
Sep 15 @ 2:00 pm
Hash #1844 Red Dress Run - K9-69, Titty Whiskers, and High & Dry @ Polish Falcons of America | Pittsburgh | Pennsylvania | United States

https://hashrego.com/events/2018-red-dress

Enrich your mental and physical health and join us in partly-cloudy Pittsburgh at the PGH-H3 2018 RDR wellness weekend. Come for the day or stay the weekend. Crash space, including “therapy” cats and/or dogs, may be available upon request. This affordable, mostly-inclusive retreat will revive your mental state. Multiple payment methods accepted.

Begin your journey Friday evening (9/14) at our bar crawl in Lawrenceville. Unexpected adventures await. This is a pay as you go event; however, the comradery is priceless. All participants will receive a complimentary consultation with your very own anti-nutrition expert. Details will be available on the PGH-H3 website and Facebook when finalized.

After you’ve recovered from the Friday night festivities, join us Saturday for the main event.

What: Red Dress Run and Block Party
When: Saturday 9/15 @ 2:00 | On out @ 3:00
Where: Polish Falcons of America
60 S 18th Street Pittsburgh, PA 15203
Why: Raise money and awareness for mental health
How much: $25- all donations will go to NAMI Keystone PA
Who to contact: K9-69. (412) 951-2577.

The Polish Falcons Nest 8 has graciously donated their event space to us for the day. We will have a block party on 18th Street as well as a private room upstairs. The Bar opens at 12:00. Show up from 2:00 – 3:00 in your finest red dress to sign in, pre-lube, socialize, and show off your red accessories. On out at 3:00. Trail will be short, flat, and shiggy-free. Multiple beer stops, shots, and snacks will be provided on trail. Bring cash/ID for a contra stop. The après will be back at the Polish Falcons where you can enjoy adult beverages, play games, and listen to music outside on the street. Beverages may be purchased inside the Polish Falcons and brought outside, provided they are not in a glass container. Food will be provided.

Bring cash for 50/50 raffle and to purchase tickets for gift baskets.

All money raised, collected, or donated will go to NAMI Keystone PA, a 501(c)(3) grassroots nonprofit organization. NAMI’s mission is to raise awareness about mental health and provide recovery-focused support, education, and advocacy for people living with mental illness and their loved ones.

Please rego and pay via PayPal if possible. We will accept cash at the door. Additional donations may be made via PayPal, cash, or you may donate directly on the NAMI website (be sure to indicate the donation is on behalf of PGH-H3) http://www.namikeystonepa.org/

Red Dress

Sense of adventure, your red dress, cash/credit card, ID

Dec
15
Sat
Hash #1857 Festivus!!!!!! Porn Again, ICP, and Tight Embouchure @ Salt Miser's Home
Dec 15 @ 2:00 pm
Hash #1857 Festivus!!!!!! Porn Again, ICP, and Tight Embouchure @ Salt Miser's Home | Pittsburgh | Pennsylvania | United States

It’s that time of year again. Not the season of joy and cheerfulness but the time for salt and scorn. It’s time for FESTIVUS. This year Porn Again Christian has requested the aide of Idiotic Cat Poser and Tight Embouchure to help him lay the most painful trail of the year.

Now what is Festivus? It started back before I gave a fuck by some people who don’t come around anymore. Defender of Peedom who carried the tradition for many years tasked PA with carrying on the tradition because he is old as shit now and wanted to have a baby for some odd reason. There are three major parts to Festivus:
1. Feats of Strength – The pack will carry our lovely Festivus pole and all of its beautiful decorations the length of trail. Any complaining about them will result in punishment most severe. Also the night is not over until all three hares are pinned.
2. Airing of Grievances – Call out your fellow hasher for anything that they did that pissed you off over the last year whether or not it occurred on trail. Remember when you saw Scrum Guzzler wearing that stupid fucking shirt that ruined your day or Gay Horse Dancer wouldn’t comment on your cute cat pic? Call them out. They either need to finish their drink in hand or defend their honor on the cement.
3. Feasting – Last and also the least important there will be a feast. The hares will provide several dishes but we ask that if you can make a small side or something that you do. It will go a long way. Hares will also provide a keg of PBR and a keg of whatever craft beer we get on the cheap. If you plan to party that night probably should bring some supplementing beers. We will party as long as people want to.
No hash cash. Donations are welcome but not expected. Your misery is worth the hares time and hard work. Crash space is available.

Dec
31
Mon
Hash #1859 The Black Clap and Any Cock’ll Do- NEW YEARS PARTY @ Rumerz Bar
Dec 31 @ 6:30 pm

https://hashrego.com/events/nye-trail-and-pary-2018

Trail

Who: Black Clap & Any Cock’ll Do
What: New Years Eve Trail
Where: Rumerz Bar
1216 Woods Run Ave, Pittsburgh, PA 15212
When: 12-31-18 @ 630 PM
Cost: 20$ (covers trail and party)
Additional Details: Come join The Black Clap and Cock’ll for a NYE trail at Rumerz before partying all night at K9’s. Trail will be walker-friendly and we will try to keep you as clean as possible. But don’t worry, if you do get a little muddy, you can shower at our place before the big party. Just drop a dry bag off at our house before trail. Our address is 3952 McClure Ave, 15212 (less than a mile from K9’s). Hope to see you there! *For best results, park near K9’s and walk over to Rumerz if you plan on doing trail and the party. The cost covers both trail and party and your yearly dues.

New Years Party

Who: PGH H3
What: New Years Party
Where: 3405 Gass Ave, 15212
When: 12-31-18 @ 9 PM
Cost: $20 (covers trail and party)

K969 is graciously allowing us to use her house this year for the PGH-H3 New Year’s Party. We got a late start planning last year so want to give everyone as much time as possible to plan to attend this year. The Rego cost is your annual dues and there will be some food and beer provided. If you would like to bring any additional appetizers/food, please let us know on the Rego form or Facebook page. If you would like to bring any additional beer (beer snobs) please do so. There will be some keg beer available. The cost covers both trail and party and your yearly dues.

May
31
Fri
Pittsburgh’s Beerfest Weekend 2019 @ Frazer Fire Hall
May 31 @ 2:00 pm – Jun 2 @ 2:00 pm
Pittsburgh's Beerfest Weekend 2019 @ Frazer Fire Hall | Tarentum | Pennsylvania | United States

 

 

https://hashrego.com/events/analversary-weekend-2019

Grab your tightest Dirndl and brush up on your favorite drinking songs, because the Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers is having BEERFEST!

As the great Barry Badrinath once said “I’m better when I’m drunk.”

Besides schnitzels and wieners, your weekend will be filled with all kinds of cool shiza!

Rego includes: Friday & Saturday trails, bottomless beer, 5 delicious meals (Friday dinner, Saturday breakfast/lunch/dinner, and Sunday breakfast), Friday Night Beer Exchange, BeerFest Olympics, Costume contest, Dancing, Skits, Haberdashery, Endless dress-up possibilities, as well as a very nice place to pitch your tent!

The campground is entirely private, a short drive outside of the city, and there are hotels nearby if you’d rather sleep indoors.

Registration Info:
Early Bird Special: $80 until 2/28
Regular Rate: $90 until 4/30
Late Rabbit Rate: $100 until May 30
Walk-up Rate: $120

BeerFest

Camping stuff, beer for the Craft Beer Exchange, wine for the wine share, your best/worst german themed attire