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PITT H3 #153 – Folker @ Marshall's Lounge
Dec 7 @ 6:30 pm – 11:00 pm

See Folker lose his Pitt-Haring virginity!

PITT H3 # – ET Bone Home Holiday Hootenanny @ Silky's
Dec 21 @ 6:30 pm – 10:00 pm

Cum see how the other half (minds) live! Meet ET and Gaggle in the most densely Jewish neighborhood in the city to celebrate the holidays and deck the hell out of some rich people. Merry will be had, warm drinks will be drank, bad gifts will be exchanged! Ho, ho, ho yourself on up to Squirrel Hill and preemptively numb yourself from your terrible family holiday rituals.

Bring a small gift/re-gift (~$5 value) if you want to participate in the white elephant gift exchange. We will load up the goodie bag in the beer/circle car, so be sure to arrive early before it heads out.

PITT H3 #156 – Ac Dc, Asshole by Semen, Cock In A Net @ Galaxy Lounge
Jan 18 @ 6:30 pm – 10:00 pm

Start/On-After: Galaxy Lounge (7246 Kelly St Pittsburgh, PA 15208, Homewood) Plenty of parking in their lot… and a nearby PGH parking lot on block. Also, the lounge offers beverages and a good amount food!
Shiggy: minimal/nearly any… um, it’s in Homewood
Dog-Friendly: Trail is dog-friendly, but the before/after is not (sorry!)

Oh yeah… leave your weaponry in the car… there is a metal detector at the bar.

PITT H3 #157 – The Gang Goes To The Strip Club @ Blush gentlemen's club
Feb 1 @ 6:30 pm – 11:00 pm

The Amigos have been all around the world together and yet there was still something missing from their brotherhood. They have decided the last place this missing piece could be hiding is at Blush. Come see if the lovely ladies there can help us find our missing component.

There is no cover before 7pm! When you enter the club you can either take the elevator in front of you to the third floor where there is a sports bar. That’s where most of us will be. You can also go through the club and take the stairs. Once you are inside you have full roam of the club.

Also there is Star Wars theme night the night of trail. If you wear a Star Wars costume you get in for free after trail ($10 if no costume). There is typical barfood too. Also the ladies will be in Star Wars costumes. There will be enough material to fill your nerd spank bank for years especially if the cantina song is involved.

PITT H3 #158 – Handy LOTR @ Murphy's taproom
Feb 15 @ 6:30 pm – 11:00 pm

Sam: “This looks strangely familiar.” Frodo: “Because we’ve been here beerfore. We’re going in a circle jerk.”

Okay young hobbitses, nice now, no tricksees!
It’s time (as promised) for the second Lord of the Rings themed trail, the Two Beer Can Towers
This trail will have prizes for best costume and best beer can wizard staff. Green food coloring is strictly prohibited in Middle Earth.
Pets are welcome (no visits through the paths of the dead this time, however I can’t promise that we won’t follow the lights through the dead marshes).
We meet at the Green Dragon(Murphy’s Taproom) once more to quest for beer. It is likely that we go to our doom.

PITT H3 #160 – Hickey No Dickey & Shriveled In London @ Excuses bar & grill
Mar 8 @ 6:30 pm – 11:00 pm
PITT H3 #161 – Matt Sphincter Cuffed @ Pittsburgherz
Mar 15 @ 6:30 pm – 7:30 pm

It’s the Ides of March, and spring has nearly sprung! Time to pull out of your favorite hole, wander 150 feet outside the city limits, and for Caesar’s sake, try not to get stabbed by 60 of your closest senator friends.

Join Just Matt, Sphincter Control, and Cuffed and Battered as we explore Carnegie. Wear your togas or laurel wreaths, but be ready for some shiggy and watch for flocks of wild turkeys. Check out the specialz on drinkz and wingz at Pittsburgerz.

Trail is dog-friendly-ish, Pittsburgerz is not. Trail is only kid-friendly if your kid is wearing a pith helmet and goggles. Bring a headlamp and a dry bag!

PITT H3 #162 – Right Side of the Tracks @ Market District Waterworks
Mar 29 @ 6:30 pm – 11:30 pm

Come join Plea Barkin and Ptear-Her-Dactyl for an enchanting evening stroll in the idyllic Fox Chapel neighborhood. Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?

The Market District’s happy hour is pretty sick, so think about coming early and drinking too much so you cannot run so fast. Seriously, we are slow and need all the help we can get. Also, the waitstaff at Giant Eagle is union, so no tipping required! If you guys promise to drink way too much, we promise in return not to song check the fuck out of you.

After you drink too much, everything from there will be down hill, literally, this will be the first A-A trail that is downhill all the way.

For the inevitable is it dog friendly, no, but you’ll bring them anyways. 95% chance they will survive. At least one spot may require that you carry them, although my dog, who is not the brightest did fine.

Bring a light, the denizens of this area have headlights on their cars, so there are no street lights. If you are harassed by the police, speak with a British accent:

They never arrest the Brits in Fox Chapel. Recently, in an interaction I had with the police, I forgot to break out my British accent. I paid dearly.

Shiggy – nothing worse than Squirreleo’s beerthday.

Walnut Grill is open until 1:00am for on-after if any one wants.

PITT H3 Spring Beer Mile @ Schenley Oval
Apr 5 @ 8:00 pm – 9:00 pm

Test your speed and stomach at the semi-annual PITT H3 Beer Mile!

4 laps, 4 beers, and a whole lot of entertainment.

This is open to all, so bring your friends. Mediocre qualifying beer will be provided to contestants, but feel free to bring your own if you have standards.

*PITT H3 is not responsible for your poor life choices. All bodily harm and puking from participating is on you. Make sure to have a ride home, absolutely do not drink and drive.

PITT H3 #163 -Wheelbarrow Mel Clap @ Zanos
Apr 12 @ 6:30 pm – 11:15 pm

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Starting off at Zano’s because why not! Lots of shiggy and probably lots of rain, so it should be all wet and sloppy with little prickly things. Just the way we like it!

This is Just Mel’s first time haring, so who knows what the hell will happen. Hell knows the rest of the hares put no effort in the trail! Even if it’s a shitty trail, there’ll be Zano’s.

Zano’s is cash only (If you didn’t know that by now you should bum cash off the hashsquatch).

They will keep kitchen open if we place orders before on-out.