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Dec
18
Mon
Darkside #34 – Major & Just Emily @ The Independent Brewing Company
Dec 18 @ 6:30 pm

Join in on the misadventures of Just Emily and Major for a Darkside romp over and hill and dale for at least 7 miles (we have no idea how long it actually is). Featuring a virgin hare and a half mind with the consumption egging her on.  Bring flowers in case Major dies on trail.

Where: The Independent Brewing Company, 1704 Shady Ave, Pittsburgh, PA 15217, USA

Caveats: bring pups (at your own risk), bring a light (at your own risk)

Hares: Major Pecker and Just Emily

Hash Cash: $5

Why: To run a longer, harder trail and enjoy the shit out of it!

Jan
12
Fri
@ La Casa Black Clap
Jan 12 @ 11:00 pm

WHAT:  DarkSide Special Event – 16+ Miler

When:  January 12th – Meet at 10:30pm – On-Out at 11pm

Who:  Beets the Shit Out of Me, IHOP, The Black Clap, and Scrum Guzzler

Where:  La Casa Black Clap, 3952 McClure Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15212

Why:  Enter the dark, cold, ethereal night and run hard and long in the crisp air

Hash Cash:  TBD

We’ve entered the time of year where the darkness is at the best and comes early.  We’re going to run until the dawn…or as close to it as possible.  Come out for 16+ miles of scenic darkness.  See parts of the city at times that you wouldn’t normally see them on foot.  4 beer stops, a hot toddy stop or two, and crisp dark air.

PS:  Working on a bit of hab for this

Feb
9
Fri
DC-Pittsburgh Skash Weekend @ Seven Springs Mountain Resort
Feb 9 – Feb 11 all-day

https://www.facebook.com/events/700488553475613/

Your 69th (okay 5th, I think) SKASH weekend. Skiing, drinking, boozy tubing, drinking, ski trails, drinking, ru**ing trails, and drinking.

Where:
Seven Springs Mountain Resort, PA, 777 Water Wheel Dr, Champion, PA 15622, USA

When:
Weekend of February 9-11

Who:
Skiers and boarders of all abilities and non-skier snow bunnies (yay boozy tubing!) are welcome. Sign up if you’re cumming on this handy sign-up spreadsheet here: goo.gl/PjN8Bu

Trails:
Two trails on Saturday. A DCPH4 ski/snowboard trail on the slopes during the day, and DarkSide Pittsburgh ru**ing trail the woods at night. Bring your lights and arctic hashing gear.

How Much:
There’s no rego. Trails are $5. See below for housing. Lift Tix price TBD

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1osKQWIa2D-8ogRtw30T_axs9fI9I161yLrr_npbD_HA/edit#gid=0

Feb
10
Sat
DarkSide # 36 – SKASH Snow Run @ Seven Springs
Feb 10 @ 6:30 pm – 10:30 pm

Hares: Gaggle Cock & surprise co-hare

Where: Seven Springs, 777 Water Wheel Dr, Champion, PA 15622
meet in the Seven Springs Hotel Main Lobby

Trail will be A –> A-ish but free mountain shuttles run until 1am on Saturday.

Hash cash: $5

Why: To run a harder, longer trail and enjoy the shit out of it.

Skash weekend comes again! Come run a cold, snowy, harder trail across mountains, over frozen streams, and through majestic valleys!

We already have an event for the whole Skash weekend, but everyone is also welcome to trek up to Seven Springs just for the DarkSide run!

There won’t be a bag car. Circle will be outside. Dress accordingly.

** Bring a headlamp and snow hashing gear!

Mar
16
Fri
Darkside #37 – Moon @ Zano's Pub House
Mar 16 @ 6:30 pm

When: March 16th, 6:30pm meet, on-out 7pm

Where: Zano’s Pub 6:30, 3806 Acorn St, Pittsburgh, PA 15207

Who: Moon and Defender

Why: To run a harder, longer trail and enjoy the shit out of it.

Expect Metamucil shot stops and an early bird apres. Bring cash, lights and your AED.

May
17
Thu
Darkside #39 Putin on the Beets @ Couch Brewery
May 17 @ 6:30 pm – 10:00 pm

Pre-lube 6:30pm @ Couch Brewery.
On-out @ 7pm
Hash Cash is $5

Hares:

Putin on the Dicks
Beets the Shit Outta Me

It’s a Pitt off week, so what else are you doing??? Come out to Darkside #39 and celebrate a shig-tabulous trail drinking beers with your favorite hash buddies.

Jun
14
Thu
Darkside#40 Plea Barkin’ & TBD @ Caliente Pizza & Drafthouse
Jun 14 @ 6:30 pm – 10:00 pm

Beets – I hope Yinz are ready!!!! Plea Barkin’ has one hell of a trail planned. If anyone was on his last trail you will understand….

Plea – Turns out I am not the only one to makes bad darkside decisions when drinking-ABS and Spermit both agreed to co-hare while under the influence at the weekend.

Consider prelubing at Caliente, They are putting ten hazy IPAs on tap this Friday, and I imagine a lot will be left by Thursday. They have a great happy hour from 4:30 to 6:30, but after that their prices are outright extortion.

Hares will supply at least two beer stops, if the pack wants, we can have an optional contra one that I imagine you will want once you get there. Spray on sweat resistant tick repellent prior to trail. Everything else will be an unpleasant surprise.

Jul
13
Fri
Darkside#41 E=MC Hammered & Lips @ Village Tavern
Jul 13 @ 6:30 pm – 10:15 pm

Darkside#41 E=MC Hammered & Lips

Trail details:
What: Dark side Trail #41
When: July 13th, meet 6:30pm, hares away 7:00pm
Where: Village Tavern, 424 S Main St, Pittsburgh, PA 15220
Who: E=MC Hammered and Lips of Steel
What: who cares, there’s beer

So you think you are brave enough to venture out on Friday the 13th. But are you too scared to come out to the Darkside on Friday the 13th??? Come test your luck by joining E=MC Hammered and Lips of Steel for a leisurely jaunt around West End.
Trail is about 95% doggable. Bring a light!!!! Plan for a spattering of shiggy, possible moistness, beer, and scary places. There will be a chicken option for those that have four legs, the wankers that don’t have lights, and those that are. . . well.. . just plain ScArED. Bring a light!
Oh, yea and update your life insurance.

 

 

Aug
10
Fri
Darkside #42 The Black Clap & IHOP @ Giant Eagle Market District Settlers Ridge Pub
Aug 10 @ 6:30 pm – 10:30 pm

Prelube @ Giant Eagle pub in the grocery store @ 6:30 pm

on out @ 7 pm

$5 hash cash

 

to run a longer harder trail in the dark

 

https://www.facebook.com/events/2227323437526111/?ti=icl

Sep
7
Fri
Darkside #43 Darkside of the Moon-shine
Sep 7 @ 6:30 pm – 10:00 pm

Darkside #43 Darkside of the Moon-shine

Hares: Moonshine Motorboater
& NFHN

Meet @ 6:30, On out @ 7PM

$5 hash cash

Location, etc (COMING SOON)

https://www.facebook.com/events/317051292186756/