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Hash #1817 –The House of Blue Lights- Whales Vagina, Manwich 2:00 pm
Hash #1817 –The House of Blue Lights- Whales Vagina, Manwich @ House of 1000 Beers
Mar 4 @ 2:00 pm
  Hash #1817 – The House of Blue Lights Yes it’s a George Thorogood song. It’s also what the locals (probably) now call the New Kensington Sheetz. You see, they installed blue lights in the …
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Hash #1818 – Asshole by semen, Squirreleo 2:00 pm
Hash #1818 – Asshole by semen, Squirreleo @ Broad Street Bistro
Mar 11 @ 2:00 pm
Hash #1818 – Asshole by semen, Squirreleo @ Broad Street Bistro | North Versailles | Pennsylvania | United States
February is finally behind us and as mid-March approaches it’s time to set your clocks forward and join ABS and Honeynut Squirreleo for another Squirreleo Beerthday trail. If you’ve attended a Squirreleo Beerthday trail in …
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PITT H3 #161 – Matt Sphincter Cuffed 6:30 pm
PITT H3 #161 – Matt Sphincter Cuffed @ Pittsburgherz
Mar 15 @ 6:30 pm – 7:30 pm
It’s the Ides of March, and spring has nearly sprung! Time to pull out of your favorite hole, wander 150 feet outside the city limits, and for Caesar’s sake, try not to get stabbed by …
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Darkside #37 – Moon 6:30 pm
Darkside #37 – Moon @ Zano's Pub House
Mar 16 @ 6:30 pm
When: March 16th, 6:30pm meet, on-out 7pm Where: Zano’s Pub 6:30, 3806 Acorn St, Pittsburgh, PA 15207 Who: Moon and Defender Why: To run a harder, longer trail and enjoy the shit out of it. …
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Hash #1819 – AC/DC Beerthday 2:00 pm
Hash #1819 – AC/DC Beerthday @ Full Pint Brewing
Mar 18 @ 2:00 pm
The desporatos hash. When you’re so desperate, any hares will do. hash cash $5. Hi. I’m AC?DC. I’m a simple hare. Some might say a simpleton. I like long walks on the beach, puppies, and …
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TN@ #31: Heart On 6:30 pm
TN@ #31: Heart On @ The Summit
Mar 21 @ 6:30 pm
TN@ #31: Heart On @ The Summit | Pittsburgh | Pennsylvania | United States
Join your hare  On @ The Summit 200 Shiloh Street Pittsburgh, Pa 15211 Meet up @ 6:30 pm for great happy hour specials; 7 pm on out Apres @ The Summit or Redbeards across the …
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Green Dress Prelube Bar Crawl 6:00 pm
Green Dress Prelube Bar Crawl @ New Amsterdam
Mar 23 @ 6:00 pm
It’s Green Dress weekend and we’ve decided it’s a great time to start drinking early… Meet-up at 6pm, on-out at 7pm. Trail will be marked for any latecomers. Trail beer is contra (paid for by …
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Hash #1820 – Annual Green Dress Run 1:00 pm
Hash #1820 – Annual Green Dress Run @ Beerhead
Mar 24 @ 1:00 pm
Hash #1820 – Annual Green Dress Run @ Beerhead | Pittsburgh | Pennsylvania | United States
Come one, come all to Pittsburgh’s Annual Green Dress Run! Yes, we know that St. Patrick’s Day was the *previous* weekend, but so is everyone else’s annual GDR and green-themed events. We will have a …
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GDR Fat Boy Brunch Trail 11:00 am
GDR Fat Boy Brunch Trail @ Federal Galley
Mar 25 @ 11:00 am
Finish up you weekend of green-themed debauchery with a good ol’ Fat Boy trail and brunch. Meet up at 11am outside the entrance to Federal Galley, on-out at 11:15am Brunch is on you (or whomever …
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PITT H3 #162 – Right Side of the Tracks 6:30 pm
PITT H3 #162 – Right Side of the Tracks @ Market District Waterworks
Mar 29 @ 6:30 pm – 11:30 pm
Come join Plea Barkin and Ptear-Her-Dactyl for an enchanting evening stroll in the idyllic Fox Chapel neighborhood. Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon? The Market District’s happy hour is pretty sick, so think …
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FOOL MOON- Moaning Lisa 2:00 pm
FOOL MOON- Moaning Lisa @ Evergreen Cafe
Mar 31 @ 2:00 pm
Moaning Lisa — Fool Moon Make the Pilgrimage and join me for this PRAT style pick-up trail. No rules, just right. When: March 31 @ 2.00p Where: Evergreen Cafe, 7330 Penn Ave, Pittsburgh, PA 15208 …

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Hash #1818 – Asshole by semen, Squirreleo @ Broad Street Bistro
Mar 11 @ 2:00 pm
Hash #1818 – Asshole by semen, Squirreleo @ Broad Street Bistro | North Versailles | Pennsylvania | United States

February is finally behind us and as mid-March approaches it’s time to set your clocks forward and join ABS and Honeynut Squirreleo for another Squirreleo Beerthday trail. If you’ve attended a Squirreleo Beerthday trail in the past, you know what to expect. If not, simply be prepared for a short, flat, dry, shiggy free stroll around the block. Oh, and don’t forget your dry bag.

We originally planned for a walk in the Park (South Park specifically) but after being unimpressed with the topography there coupled with a particularly invasive encounter with the local law enforcement, we decided that you deserved better. So this year we’ll gather at the Broad Street Bistro, a luxurious establishment located on, well, you guessed it, “Broad Street” in North Versailles. The owner, Mr. Tasso Athans, is excited to have us after I explained to him that our mere presence will increase his standing with the established elite. I’m sure you won’t disappoint him.

From there we’ll journey out on a quest for beer by following a jumbled labyrinth of flour and ribbons. Some will appreciate the trail for its utter genius; others will see it as a shining example of a retarded shit show. Whatever your impression, a lasting impression it will be.

 

Fido Friendly? If you want your dog to end the day seriously questioning your decision making capabilities and self-debating whether or not life in an animal shelter would be a lifestyle improvement choice, then sure, bring Fido along.

• Hares: Asshole By Semen and Honeynut Squirreleo

• What: #1818, PGH-H3 trail – A to A

• Where: 1025 Broad St, North Versailles, 15137

• When: Sunday, Sunday, Sunday, March 11th, 2:00 Pee Ehm

• Why: Because Squirreleo’ needs your comfort and support while trying to put 56 years of failure, misery and disappointment behind him. Come on out and drink a beer with him.

Hash Cash? Trail beer and down downs are on the hares; beer and grub before and after is on you.

• Questions: Call Squirreleo, 412-737-2318

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PITT H3 #161 – Matt Sphincter Cuffed @ Pittsburgherz
Mar 15 @ 6:30 pm – 7:30 pm

It’s the Ides of March, and spring has nearly sprung! Time to pull out of your favorite hole, wander 150 feet outside the city limits, and for Caesar’s sake, try not to get stabbed by 60 of your closest senator friends.

Join Just Matt, Sphincter Control, and Cuffed and Battered as we explore Carnegie. Wear your togas or laurel wreaths, but be ready for some shiggy and watch for flocks of wild turkeys. Check out the specialz on drinkz and wingz at Pittsburgerz.

Trail is dog-friendly-ish, Pittsburgerz is not. Trail is only kid-friendly if your kid is wearing a pith helmet and goggles. Bring a headlamp and a dry bag!

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Darkside #37 – Moon @ Zano's Pub House
Mar 16 @ 6:30 pm

When: March 16th, 6:30pm meet, on-out 7pm

Where: Zano’s Pub 6:30, 3806 Acorn St, Pittsburgh, PA 15207

Who: Moon and Defender

Why: To run a harder, longer trail and enjoy the shit out of it.

Expect Metamucil shot stops and an early bird apres. Bring cash, lights and your AED.

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Hash #1819 – AC/DC Beerthday @ Full Pint Brewing
Mar 18 @ 2:00 pm

The desporatos hash. When you’re so desperate, any hares will do. hash cash $5.

Hi. I’m AC?DC. I’m a simple hare. Some might say a simpleton. I like long walks on the beach, puppies, and lollipops up my bum. My measurements are

5′ 14″
160#
5% body fat
9″ (girth)
IQ is TBD
annual income 1,000,000 pesos

If it sounds like I got what you want, then come to Full Print Brewery, North Versailles on March 18 at 2pm. I’ll be the guy in his birthday suit.

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TN@ #31: Heart On @ The Summit
Mar 21 @ 6:30 pm
Join your hare ? On
@ The Summit
200 Shiloh Street
Pittsburgh, Pa 15211

Meet up @ 6:30 pm for great happy hour specials; 7 pm on out
Apres @ The Summit or Redbeards across the street
Questions 412-980-2747
*TN@ trails are ladies only.*
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Green Dress Prelube Bar Crawl @ New Amsterdam
Mar 23 @ 6:00 pm

It’s Green Dress weekend and we’ve decided it’s a great time to start drinking early…

Meet-up at 6pm, on-out at 7pm. Trail will be marked for any latecomers. Trail beer is contra (paid for by you or whomever you charm into buying you drinks).

Festive dress strongly encouraged.

 

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Hash #1820 – Annual Green Dress Run @ Beerhead
Mar 24 @ 1:00 pm

Come one, come all to Pittsburgh’s Annual Green Dress Run!

Yes, we know that St. Patrick’s Day was the *previous* weekend, but so is everyone else’s annual GDR and green-themed events. We will have a Costume Contest with prizes for Best Dressed, Worst Dressed, Sluttiest, and Most Ridiculous dresses. Also this is Moon’s 69th birthday weekend! (The clock goes backwards for him now.) Come and join our Big Green Sh*tshow! Our Green Dress weekend events actually kick-off on Friday night with a bar crawl and ends on Sunday morning with a Fat Boy Brunch if you want to make a whole weekend out of it! Any travel hashers who’d like a 2nd weekend drinking in a green dress are welcome to visit our fair city and we’ll even help organize crash space.

Date: March 24th, 2018, 1:00 meet-up, 2:30 on-out
On-out location: Beerhead, 110 Federal St, Pittsburgh, PA 15212
Cost: $20, sign up now at Hashrego

Trail: We cover all trail beer and snacks (pre-lube and on-after food is on you) and 100% of our hash cash goes to our selected charity.

Charity: Operation Safety Net is an amazing local organization that provides medical care and support to Pittsburgh’s homeless, and is internationally recognized for its good works, although it’s small enough and mostly volunteer-run, and we will give them a nice boost with our support. Read more about their work here.

GDR Committee: Dirty Gerbil, T-Boner, Tittsburgh Orgynizer, Whales Vagina, EZ-2-Please

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GDR Fat Boy Brunch Trail @ Federal Galley
Mar 25 @ 11:00 am

Finish up you weekend of green-themed debauchery with a good ol’ Fat Boy trail and brunch.

Meet up at 11am outside the entrance to Federal Galley, on-out at 11:15am
Brunch is on you (or whomever you con into paying for you).

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PITT H3 #162 – Right Side of the Tracks @ Market District Waterworks
Mar 29 @ 6:30 pm – 11:30 pm

Come join Plea Barkin and Ptear-Her-Dactyl for an enchanting evening stroll in the idyllic Fox Chapel neighborhood. Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?

The Market District’s happy hour is pretty sick, so think about coming early and drinking too much so you cannot run so fast. Seriously, we are slow and need all the help we can get. Also, the waitstaff at Giant Eagle is union, so no tipping required! If you guys promise to drink way too much, we promise in return not to song check the fuck out of you.

After you drink too much, everything from there will be down hill, literally, this will be the first A-A trail that is downhill all the way.

For the inevitable is it dog friendly, no, but you’ll bring them anyways. 95% chance they will survive. At least one spot may require that you carry them, although my dog, who is not the brightest did fine.

Bring a light, the denizens of this area have headlights on their cars, so there are no street lights. If you are harassed by the police, speak with a British accent:

https://www.wikihow.com/Speak-in-a-British-Accent

They never arrest the Brits in Fox Chapel. Recently, in an interaction I had with the police, I forgot to break out my British accent. I paid dearly.

Shiggy – nothing worse than Squirreleo’s beerthday.

Walnut Grill is open until 1:00am for on-after if any one wants.

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FOOL MOON- Moaning Lisa @ Evergreen Cafe
Mar 31 @ 2:00 pm

Moaning Lisa — Fool Moon

Make the Pilgrimage and join me for this PRAT style pick-up trail. No rules, just right.

When: March 31 @ 2.00p
Where: Evergreen Cafe, 7330 Penn Ave, Pittsburgh, PA 15208
Cost: $2 Item. No Cash. Trail is Contra.
Contact: Moaning Lisa

You’ve heard the buzz, now live the experience. Interested in PRAT, but not sure it’s worth your time? Too busy with TN@? Join me Saturday for a PRAT style pick up trail departing the Evergreen Cafe around 2p. Bring folding money for trail, Circle and DFL beer provided by the Hare.