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Hash #1817 –The House of Blue Lights- Whales Vagina, Manwich 2:00 pm
Hash #1817 –The House of Blue Lights- Whales Vagina, Manwich @ House of 1000 Beers
Mar 4 @ 2:00 pm
  Hash #1817 – The House of Blue Lights Yes it’s a George Thorogood song. It’s also what the locals (probably) now call the New Kensington Sheetz. You see, they installed blue lights in the …
Hash #1818 – Asshole by semen, Squirreleo 2:00 pm
Hash #1818 – Asshole by semen, Squirreleo @ Broad Street Bistro
Mar 11 @ 2:00 pm
Hash #1818 – Asshole by semen, Squirreleo @ Broad Street Bistro | North Versailles | Pennsylvania | United States
February is finally behind us and as mid-March approaches it’s time to set your clocks forward and join ABS and Honeynut Squirreleo for another Squirreleo Beerthday trail. If you’ve attended a Squirreleo Beerthday trail in …
PITT H3 #161 – Matt Sphincter Cuffed 6:30 pm
PITT H3 #161 – Matt Sphincter Cuffed @ Pittsburgherz
Mar 15 @ 6:30 pm – 7:30 pm
It’s the Ides of March, and spring has nearly sprung! Time to pull out of your favorite hole, wander 150 feet outside the city limits, and for Caesar’s sake, try not to get stabbed by …
Darkside #37 – Moon 6:30 pm
Darkside #37 – Moon @ Zano's Pub House
Mar 16 @ 6:30 pm
When: March 16th, 6:30pm meet, on-out 7pm Where: Zano’s Pub 6:30, 3806 Acorn St, Pittsburgh, PA 15207 Who: Moon and Defender Why: To run a harder, longer trail and enjoy the shit out of it. …
Hash #1819 – AC/DC Beerthday 2:00 pm
Hash #1819 – AC/DC Beerthday @ Full Pint Brewing
Mar 18 @ 2:00 pm
The desporatos hash. When you’re so desperate, any hares will do. hash cash $5. Hi. I’m AC?DC. I’m a simple hare. Some might say a simpleton. I like long walks on the beach, puppies, and …
TN@ #31: Heart On 6:30 pm
TN@ #31: Heart On @ The Summit
Mar 21 @ 6:30 pm
TN@ #31: Heart On @ The Summit | Pittsburgh | Pennsylvania | United States
Join your hare  On @ The Summit 200 Shiloh Street Pittsburgh, Pa 15211 Meet up @ 6:30 pm for great happy hour specials; 7 pm on out Apres @ The Summit or Redbeards across the …
Green Dress Prelube Bar Crawl 6:00 pm
Green Dress Prelube Bar Crawl @ New Amsterdam
Mar 23 @ 6:00 pm
It’s Green Dress weekend and we’ve decided it’s a great time to start drinking early… Meet-up at 6pm, on-out at 7pm. Trail will be marked for any latecomers. Trail beer is contra (paid for by …
Hash #1820 – Annual Green Dress Run 1:00 pm
Hash #1820 – Annual Green Dress Run @ Beerhead
Mar 24 @ 1:00 pm
Hash #1820 – Annual Green Dress Run @ Beerhead | Pittsburgh | Pennsylvania | United States
Come one, come all to Pittsburgh’s Annual Green Dress Run! Yes, we know that St. Patrick’s Day was the *previous* weekend, but so is everyone else’s annual GDR and green-themed events. We will have a …
GDR Fat Boy Brunch Trail 11:00 am
GDR Fat Boy Brunch Trail @ Federal Galley
Mar 25 @ 11:00 am
Finish up you weekend of green-themed debauchery with a good ol’ Fat Boy trail and brunch. Meet up at 11am outside the entrance to Federal Galley, on-out at 11:15am Brunch is on you (or whomever …
PITT H3 #162 – Right Side of the Tracks 6:30 pm
PITT H3 #162 – Right Side of the Tracks @ Market District Waterworks
Mar 29 @ 6:30 pm – 11:30 pm
Come join Plea Barkin and Ptear-Her-Dactyl for an enchanting evening stroll in the idyllic Fox Chapel neighborhood. Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon? The Market District’s happy hour is pretty sick, so think …
FOOL MOON- Moaning Lisa 2:00 pm
FOOL MOON- Moaning Lisa @ Evergreen Cafe
Mar 31 @ 2:00 pm
Moaning Lisa — Fool Moon Make the Pilgrimage and join me for this PRAT style pick-up trail. No rules, just right. When: March 31 @ 2.00p Where: Evergreen Cafe, 7330 Penn Ave, Pittsburgh, PA 15208 …

FOOL MOON- Moaning Lisa @ Evergreen Cafe
Mar 31 @ 2:00 pm

Moaning Lisa — Fool Moon

Make the Pilgrimage and join me for this PRAT style pick-up trail. No rules, just right.

When: March 31 @ 2.00p
Where: Evergreen Cafe, 7330 Penn Ave, Pittsburgh, PA 15208
Cost: $2 Item. No Cash. Trail is Contra.
Contact: Moaning Lisa

You’ve heard the buzz, now live the experience. Interested in PRAT, but not sure it’s worth your time? Too busy with TN@? Join me Saturday for a PRAT style pick up trail departing the Evergreen Cafe around 2p. Bring folding money for trail, Circle and DFL beer provided by the Hare.

Hash #1821 April Fools Day – C&B – Sphincter @ West End Cafe
Apr 1 @ 2:00 pm
It’s Easter Fools Day! A time for rebirth and new life! A time for little bunnies to hatch from Easter eggs, and a time for larval ticks to suck the blood of frolicking hashers.

Answers to Frequently Asked Questions:
– Yes, there will be a trail
– No, it will not just be a sack of flour

Join Cuffed and Battered for her Jesus birthday (born on Easter!) and Sphincter Control for his hashing analversary as we romp through the West End and South Hills.

There will be an adult easter egg hunt, some holiday-themed games, and lots (and lots) of shiggy. Bring a dry bag, head lamp, and virgins to help you with you trespassing altercations. We’ve stopped caring about your kids and dogs because you’ll bring them no matter what we say. Did we mention dry bag?

$5 hash cash as food will be provided, and the West End Cafe requires ID for everyone.

PITT H3 Spring Beer Mile @ Schenley Oval
Apr 5 @ 8:00 pm – 9:00 pm

Test your speed and stomach at the semi-annual PITT H3 Beer Mile!

4 laps, 4 beers, and a whole lot of entertainment.

This is open to all, so bring your friends. Mediocre qualifying beer will be provided to contestants, but feel free to bring your own if you have standards.

*PITT H3 is not responsible for your poor life choices. All bodily harm and puking from participating is on you. Make sure to have a ride home, absolutely do not drink and drive.

Hash #1822 HLT and T-Bag
Apr 8 @ 2:00 pm

Who: HLT, T-Bag, & our Mystery Hare
What: Hashing in the wet muddy shiggy
Where: 114 County Line Road, Bridgeville PA 15017
When: April 8th, 2018
Why: Figured after a few years it was time to bring you guys back out across the County Line where we have never hashed before. Lots of new shiggy discovered. Lots of rain in the forecast during this time of year so a dry bag is heavily reccomended (dry shoes and clothes for the on after). We reccomend wearing pants on trail, but its your skin after all. Car pooling is also encouraged since parking can get a little tight at my house and your driving out of the city to begin with. Camp chairs welcome. As you can imagine, there will be an okay selection of beer.

HLT ~ 412-512-7986
T-Bag ~ 412-722-8470

PITT H3 #163 -Wheelbarrow Mel Clap @ Zanos
Apr 12 @ 6:30 pm – 11:15 pm

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Starting off at Zano’s because why not! Lots of shiggy and probably lots of rain, so it should be all wet and sloppy with little prickly things. Just the way we like it!

This is Just Mel’s first time haring, so who knows what the hell will happen. Hell knows the rest of the hares put no effort in the trail! Even if it’s a shitty trail, there’ll be Zano’s.

Zano’s is cash only (If you didn’t know that by now you should bum cash off the hashsquatch).

They will keep kitchen open if we place orders before on-out.

Darkside #38 w/Moaning Lisa @ Allegheny City Brewing
Apr 14 @ 6:30 pm – 10:30 pm


A year after their last trail together, Moaning Lisa and Darkside H3 travel across Pittsburgh by foot in an attempt to bond with each other.

When: April 14 @ 6.30p
Where: Allegheny City Brewing
Cost: $5
Contact: Moaning Lisa

A year after co-hosting an unfashionable Darkside Beer Mile trail, Moaning Lisa and Darkside H3 — each suffering from debilitating ennui – meet for a short flat jaunt across Pittsburgh. Moaning Lisa, the hare, has organized it. The Hashers argue, sulk, resent each other, and fight. After a few miles, Moaning discloses their surprising and disconcerting destination. Amid foreign surroundings, can the Hashers sort out their differences? Accusations, beer, the Hashquatch, and a hilltop ritual figure in the reconciliation.

Hash #1823 Mangurgler, Cuntscaper & Curb Appeal @ Hofbrauhaus
Apr 15 @ 2:00 pm

Who: Mangurgler, Cuntscaper & Curb Appeal
When: April 15th, 2018; On-Out 3PM
Where: Hofbrauhaus (2705 S Water St)
Cost: FREE, but donations to The Open House, Inc. will be accepted

We wanted to make it easy for all yinz racist wankers running in the 3rd annual Run Amok ( Run Amok is a charity run/drinking event to raise money for The Open House, Inc. The Open House, Inc. provides supportive housing and related services to improve the health of the forgotten population of high-risk, chronically homeless people living with HIV. Run Amok ends at Hofbrauhaus at 3pm and we will be on-out from Hofbrauhaus at 3pm. If you are already tired from running and drinking since 11am (racist) just follow the pregnant hare down the rabbit hole to shortcut to the beer stops. There will be no hash cash, but feel free to donate a few bucks to The Open Door, Inc.

P3H3- bunny hash
Apr 15 @ 3:00 pm

April 15th – Bunny hash

Highland Park @ 3pm – no other details yet
TN@ #32: Tittsburgh @ Hough's Taproom
Apr 18 @ 6:30 pm

Meet at 6:30pm at Hough’s (or earlier if you want to take advantage of the their happy hour that ends at 6pm). On-out at 7:00pm.

Trail is approx. 3 miles through Greenfield/Schenley Park. Current forecast shows a chance of rain so dry clothes/shoes are encouraged! Temps in the 50s and you should expect some shiggy.

Hough’s kitchen is open til 10pm for those wanting food after and they have happy hour again from 10-12pm for anyone who feels like putting in a late night.

*TN@ trails are ladies only.*

The 6th Annual Pittsburgh Craft Beer Week Hash @ Caliente Aspinwall
Apr 21 @ 12:00 pm
Who: VueGina, T-Bag, Sex Pak
What: The 6th Annual Pittsburgh Craft Beer Week Hash
Where: Caliente Pizza and Draft House, 225 Commercial Ave, Aspinwall, PA 15215 , USA
When: April 21st, 2018 SATURDAY @ 12PM (on out before 1PM)
Special notes: We will be upstairs in the banquet room, we have the room until 4:30 PM, at which time we can go downstairs or elsewhere as needed.
Cost: $10 fee includes two beer stops on trail, two beers at Caliente, and pizza afterward. All monies raised go to charity
* Caliente is not dog friendly*
This is a good hash if you want to get people interested, and who may not normally come. It’s the “mild and gentler hash”. Beers are provided by a wholesaler, pizzas by Caliente and trail by VueGina.
Questions?: Contact Sex Pak 412 – 508 – 5366