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Hash #1842 Noah Safari Poker Run 2:00 pm
Hash #1842 Noah Safari Poker Run @ RIDC Office Park
Sep 2 @ 2:00 pm
Hash #1842 Noah Safari Poker Run @ RIDC Office Park | Pittsburgh | Pennsylvania | United States
Safari Poker Run   From a half-mid comes a half-thought-out game of chance.  Prizes for winning hands.  And, of course, jambalaya for everyone.  This year’s feature: bush meat.   Hash cash $5 at the apres. …
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TN@#37: Cuffed & Battered 6:30 pm
TN@#37: Cuffed & Battered
Sep 5 @ 6:30 pm – 10:30 pm
Come join Cuffed and Battered for a frolic around Highland Park. There may be animal sightings. There may be pungent elephanat dung from the zoo. There’s no telling! Trail starts and ends at Shart Appeciation …
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PITT Bar Crawl 5:00 pm
PITT Bar Crawl @ Hemingway’s Cafe
Sep 6 @ 5:00 pm
Come out and enjoy an adult beverage with the PITT Hash crew! Practice your drinking and learn a few songs while you follow marks to bars through Oakland. Learn more about hashing and see our …
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Darkside #43 Darkside of the Moon-shine 6:30 pm
Darkside #43 Darkside of the Moon-shine
Sep 7 @ 6:30 pm – 10:00 pm
Darkside #43 Darkside of the Moon-shine
Darkside #43 Darkside of the Moon-shine Hares: Moonshine Motorboater & NFHN Meet @ 6:30, On out @ 7PM $5 hash cash Location, etc (COMING SOON) https://www.facebook.com/events/317051292186756/
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Hash #1843 Spinning Midget and DM -Shiggy Life Matters 1:00 pm
Hash #1843 Spinning Midget and DM -Shiggy Life Matters @ B-Y Park, Trafford, PA
Sep 9 @ 1:00 pm
Shiggy Life Matters Trafford, PA If you’re feeling oppressed by the prejudicial pavement-pounding to which you’ve been subjected, then this event may be for you. IMPORTANT:  Read Instructions Now!  Not when you are in your car and …
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PITT H3 #176 – Double Porn Again 6:30 pm
PITT H3 #176 – Double Porn Again @ Primanti Bros
Sep 13 @ 6:30 pm
Pitt H3 has had a trend the last month and a half of having circle by the Allegheny…enough is enough, its time to back up deeper into the city and say goodbye to that nonense. …
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Red Dress 2018 Pre-lube 6:00 pm
Red Dress 2018 Pre-lube @ 11th Hour Start
Sep 14 @ 6:00 pm
https://hashrego.com/events/2018-red-dress Red Dress bar crawl (updated 9/10/18) Bar crawl: 6:00- 11th Hour 7:30- Cattivo ($2 domestic drafts) 9:00- The Abbey 10:30- North Park Lounge 12:00- group decision      
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Hash #1844 Red Dress Run – K9-69, Titty Whiskers, and High & Dry 2:00 pm
Hash #1844 Red Dress Run – K9-69, Titty Whiskers, and High & Dry @ Polish Falcons of America
Sep 15 @ 2:00 pm
Hash #1844 Red Dress Run - K9-69, Titty Whiskers, and High & Dry @ Polish Falcons of America | Pittsburgh | Pennsylvania | United States
https://hashrego.com/events/2018-red-dress Enrich your mental and physical health and join us in partly-cloudy Pittsburgh at the PGH-H3 2018 RDR wellness weekend. Come for the day or stay the weekend. Crash space, including “therapy” cats and/or dogs, …
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Ethnic Tour de Farce BASH – Glitter Spitter and Moon 2:00 pm
Ethnic Tour de Farce BASH – Glitter Spitter and Moon
Sep 22 @ 2:00 pm
Ethnic Tour de Farce Saturday, Sept. 22 @ 2:30pm Hares: Glitter Spitter and Moon Schedule: 2:30-Meet at Strange Roots  501 E Ohio St, Pittsburgh, PA 15209 3:00-Meet at St Nicholas Church for an optional* tour …
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Hash #1845 – Moon and Glitter Fool Moon 2:00 pm
Hash #1845 – Moon and Glitter Fool Moon @ Castle Tavern South
Sep 23 @ 2:00 pm
All that Glitters is not Gold Sept. 23rd at 2pm Castle Tavern South 6347 Library Road,  South Park, PA 15129 – Tel. 412-831-2070 www.castletavernsouth.com This will be a mostly contra event For those folks that …
P3H3 Hared by Carpet Burn and “Dairy Queen 3:00 pm
P3H3 Hared by Carpet Burn and “Dairy Queen
Sep 23 @ 3:00 pm
Hared by Carpet Burn and “Dairy Queen ” Meet at the playground by the Route 8 entrance to the park. (This appears to be approximately where google maps drops the pin for the whole park) …
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PITT H3 #177 – Wheelbarrow Willie and Myhoginme 6:30 pm
PITT H3 #177 – Wheelbarrow Willie and Myhoginme @ Evergreen Cafe
Sep 27 @ 6:30 pm
Trail writeup for this Thursday: Welcome to the All-Point-Breeze-All-The-Time hash. This exquisitely planned, definitely all-pavement, super well-marked, dog-friendly, half-minded trail will take you on a roller coaster ride through of one of the great gems …
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Hash #1846 A Sunday stroll in the Park -Buns 2:00 pm
Hash #1846 A Sunday stroll in the Park -Buns @ Pine community center
Sep 30 @ 2:00 pm
A Sunday stroll in the Park Come on out to enjoy a stroll in the park  aka. A hash in virgin territory. The start will be at 100 Pine Park Dr, Wexford, PA 15090. (Pine community …

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Red Dress 2018 Pre-lube @ 11th Hour Start
Sep 14 @ 6:00 pm

https://hashrego.com/events/2018-red-dress

Red Dress bar crawl (updated 9/10/18)

Bar crawl:
6:00- 11th Hour
7:30- Cattivo ($2 domestic drafts)
9:00- The Abbey
10:30- North Park Lounge
12:00- group decision

 

 

 

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Hash #1844 Red Dress Run – K9-69, Titty Whiskers, and High & Dry @ Polish Falcons of America
Sep 15 @ 2:00 pm
Hash #1844 Red Dress Run - K9-69, Titty Whiskers, and High & Dry @ Polish Falcons of America | Pittsburgh | Pennsylvania | United States

https://hashrego.com/events/2018-red-dress

Enrich your mental and physical health and join us in partly-cloudy Pittsburgh at the PGH-H3 2018 RDR wellness weekend. Come for the day or stay the weekend. Crash space, including “therapy” cats and/or dogs, may be available upon request. This affordable, mostly-inclusive retreat will revive your mental state. Multiple payment methods accepted.

Begin your journey Friday evening (9/14) at our bar crawl in Lawrenceville. Unexpected adventures await. This is a pay as you go event; however, the comradery is priceless. All participants will receive a complimentary consultation with your very own anti-nutrition expert. Details will be available on the PGH-H3 website and Facebook when finalized.

After you’ve recovered from the Friday night festivities, join us Saturday for the main event.

What: Red Dress Run and Block Party
When: Saturday 9/15 @ 2:00 | On out @ 3:00
Where: Polish Falcons of America
60 S 18th Street Pittsburgh, PA 15203
Why: Raise money and awareness for mental health
How much: $25- all donations will go to NAMI Keystone PA
Who to contact: K9-69. (412) 951-2577.

The Polish Falcons Nest 8 has graciously donated their event space to us for the day. We will have a block party on 18th Street as well as a private room upstairs. The Bar opens at 12:00. Show up from 2:00 – 3:00 in your finest red dress to sign in, pre-lube, socialize, and show off your red accessories. On out at 3:00. Trail will be short, flat, and shiggy-free. Multiple beer stops, shots, and snacks will be provided on trail. Bring cash/ID for a contra stop. The après will be back at the Polish Falcons where you can enjoy adult beverages, play games, and listen to music outside on the street. Beverages may be purchased inside the Polish Falcons and brought outside, provided they are not in a glass container. Food will be provided.

Bring cash for 50/50 raffle and to purchase tickets for gift baskets.

All money raised, collected, or donated will go to NAMI Keystone PA, a 501(c)(3) grassroots nonprofit organization. NAMI’s mission is to raise awareness about mental health and provide recovery-focused support, education, and advocacy for people living with mental illness and their loved ones.

Please rego and pay via PayPal if possible. We will accept cash at the door. Additional donations may be made via PayPal, cash, or you may donate directly on the NAMI website (be sure to indicate the donation is on behalf of PGH-H3) http://www.namikeystonepa.org/

Red Dress

Sense of adventure, your red dress, cash/credit card, ID

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Ethnic Tour de Farce BASH – Glitter Spitter and Moon
Sep 22 @ 2:00 pm
Ethnic Tour de Farce
Saturday, Sept. 22 @ 2:30pm
Hares: Glitter Spitter and Moon
Schedule:
2:30-Meet at Strange Roots 
501 E Ohio St, Pittsburgh, PA 15209
3:00-Meet at St Nicholas Church
for an optional* tour of the Max Vanko murals
24 Maryland Ave, Pittsburgh, PA 15209
4:00-Bike trail starts in church parking lot
4:00-On Some shit happens with vaguely ethnic connections
*Notes: The tour of the murals is optional. It costs $10 which goes to support of the murals. You need to be on time. http://vankamurals.org/take-a-tour/
Please do not park in the brewery or the church parking lot.
Trail is contra and will end at Penn Brewery Octoberfest.
Feel free to offer suggestions from intermediate destinations and stops.
Usual boilerplate: Helmets and lights are strongly recommended as is a well maintained bike. Trail is suitable for all bike types.
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Hash #1845 – Moon and Glitter Fool Moon @ Castle Tavern South
Sep 23 @ 2:00 pm

All that Glitters is not Gold
Sept. 23rd at 2pm
Castle Tavern South
6347 Library Road,  South Park, PA 15129 – Tel. 412-831-2070
www.castletavernsouth.com
This will be a mostly contra event
For those folks that have heard “There be Dragons” in the South Hills
you can take the T to the Library Station – Subway Station
South Park Township, PA 15129.
It is now open after train derailments and flood damage.
A nice person in a uniform will take you there and hold your hand
T info:http://www.portauthority.org/PAAC/apps/pdfs/BLLB.PDF
there is a trip that leaves Station Sq at 12:50 and gets to Library at 1:25
Total Trip Time is 35 minutes, Total Trip Regular Cost is $2.75
Verify with your conductor that you are headed to Library Station

P3H3 Hared by Carpet Burn and “Dairy Queen
Sep 23 @ 3:00 pm

Hared by Carpet Burn and “Dairy Queen


Meet at the playground by the Route 8 entrance to the park. (This appears to be approximately where google maps drops the pin for the whole park)
Be prepared for a wet trail!
Dogs are permitted in the park and welcome on trail.
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PITT H3 #177 – Wheelbarrow Willie and Myhoginme @ Evergreen Cafe
Sep 27 @ 6:30 pm

Trail writeup for this Thursday:

Welcome to the All-Point-Breeze-All-The-Time hash. This exquisitely planned, definitely all-pavement, super well-marked, dog-friendly, half-minded trail will take you on a roller coaster ride through of one of the great gems of Pittsburgh, Point Breeze. We have telephone poles. We have houses. We even have trees and stuff. Come one come all! Bring your Nikon, or just remember it. Trail will definitely not include fuckery*. Bring a light, at least one out of every three of you.

*disclaimer: if trail does include fuckery, hares Wheelbarrow Willie and MyHogNMe, may not be held responsible.

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Hash #1846 A Sunday stroll in the Park -Buns @ Pine community center
Sep 30 @ 2:00 pm

A Sunday stroll in the Park

Come on out to enjoy a stroll in the park  aka. A hash in virgin territory.

The start will be at 100 Pine Park Dr, Wexford, PA 15090. (Pine community center)

Park in the first lot to the left, unless there is a soccer game. Then, park in the lot to the right.

This trail is reasonable, not a ball-buster. There is some poison ivy on trail.

Trail and après are Fido friendly, if Fido is friendly.

Après is a Buns’ abode… a 3.5 mile drive from the hash.

325 Cloverdale Drive, Wexford PA 15090

If it is a nice day, the après will be outside, and there will be a bonfire, so bring a camp chair. If it’s crappy and raining,  the après will be inside, with no bonfire.

$5 hash cash gets you trail beer and orange food, and après food and beer.

Questions? Call Buns at (724) 766-5505   Complaints? Call Mr. Buns

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TN@#38: Choose Your Own Adventure Hash! @ Federal Galley
Oct 3 @ 6:30 pm – 10:30 pm

 

Life choices are important— so follow your harriettes on a “Choose Your Own Adventure” Hash! 

You are the star of the story!

Journey into a perilous fantasy world of dragons, sorcerers, and magic on a quest in search of the mythical unicorn in a multiple-plot, multiple-ending adventure! Trail will be a fun romp through the Northside where you will be the heroine of your own story! Embark on a quest to find treasure and choose from 27 possible endings.

Bring your headlamp and any available canine companions and your child-like sense of wonder. Tutus, magic wands, and unicorn costumes are strongly encouraged.

Meet-up: 6:30 pm
On-out: 7:00 pm
Harriettes: Poowie Decimel, Just Sonia, and Dirty Gerbil

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*TN@ trails happen every 28 days and are ladies only.*

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Hash #1847 The 4 Cocks @ Murphy's Tap Room
Oct 7 @ 2:00 pm
Hash #1847 The 4 Cocks @ Murphy's Tap Room | Pittsburgh | Pennsylvania | United States

The Four Cocks

Calling all Cocks!
Calling all Cocks!
Come one, come all to fabulous, continental Regent Square.
Cock-a-Doddle Gu, Any Cock’ll Do, John Handycock, and Cock Smitten have conCOCKted a plan that is highly unlikely to be short, flat, and shiggy free.
Perhaps this shall be the inaugural gathering of the Cocks! Perhaps it will just be another shitty trail. Only one way to be sure.
Trail is dog friendly, Murphy’s not so much. If you want to navigate those logistics, go for it. Like it ever stops you.
No hash cash required, except at Murphy’s. Buy your own beer if you’re in a bar- just like an adult.
Snacks a-plenty, but no dinner at the apres. Remember what we said about being an adult? I’m not your dad. Lots of places to eat in Regent Square. Pick.
Bitching about hashing in Frick Park, again? (Wow, do you ever make assumptions, don’t you?) Call Squirrelio. He’s got a week’s head start on you. (412) 737-2318
Other topics to bitch about? Call someone who cares. There will be marks. There will be beer. What more do you want?
We’re cocks. You’re not. Entertain us with costumes, should you like. We’re already buying you beer. A to A-prime. Circle is not at Murphy’s.
A faster and funnier route is available for Digger. Call Gu @ (412) 657-4898.
Shoes with good tread are strongly suggested.
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DarkSide #44 – A Darkside Discovery (scavenger hunt in honor of Chrissy Columbus) @ Rumerz Sports Bar & Grill
Oct 8 @ 6:30 pm

 

A Darkside Discovery (scavenger hunt in honor of Chrissy Columbus)

In fourteen hundred ninety-two
Columbus sailed the ocean blue.

He had three ships and left from Spain;
Two hashers honor him—what a pain!

He sailed by night; you too—how odd!
You’ll discover the old just like that fraud.

A compass guided him to treasure,
More than marks, a list you’ll use to get your pleasure.

Though day after day his crew looked for land;
Just like them, you’ll dream of finding all you can!

October 12 Columbus’s dream came true,
And if lucky, on Oct. 8 your hash-dreams will, too!

“Indians! Indians!” Columbus cried;
What a dumbass.

But Chris’s “India” the land was not;
So if you don’t work this hunt, you’ll get “got.”

So, although Columbus wanted spice,
Perhaps in honoring him, you’ll come home with something nice.

Hares: Asshole by Seamen and ACDC

Where/When: Rumerz in the Northside is start (1216 Woods Run Ave, Pittsburgh, PA 15212)  meet at 6:30 pm, On-Out at 7pm

What: a scavenger hunt (definitely bring a headlamp, perhaps something to carry found items, and your creativity)

Fido-friendly?: trail is definitely (you know if length is okay for pups), on-out bar is not dog friendly

Hash Cash: $5

Hares to provide scavenger-hunt list at on-out (yes, there is punishment for not participating)