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TN@#38: Choose Your Own Adventure Hash! 6:30 pm
TN@#38: Choose Your Own Adventure Hash! @ Federal Galley
Oct 3 @ 6:30 pm – 10:30 pm
TN@#38: Choose Your Own Adventure Hash! @ Federal Galley | Pittsburgh | Pennsylvania | United States
  Life choices are important— so follow your harriettes on a “Choose Your Own Adventure” Hash!  You are the star of the story! Journey into a perilous fantasy world of dragons, sorcerers, and magic on …
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Hash #1847 The 4 Cocks 2:00 pm
Hash #1847 The 4 Cocks @ Murphy's Tap Room
Oct 7 @ 2:00 pm
Hash #1847 The 4 Cocks @ Murphy's Tap Room | Pittsburgh | Pennsylvania | United States
The Four Cocks Calling all Cocks! Calling all Cocks! Come one, come all to fabulous, continental Regent Square. Cock-a-Doddle Gu, Any Cock’ll Do, John Handycock, and Cock Smitten have conCOCKted a plan that is highly …
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DarkSide #44 – A Darkside Discovery (scavenger hunt in honor of Chrissy Columbus) 6:30 pm
DarkSide #44 – A Darkside Discovery (scavenger hunt in honor of Chrissy Columbus) @ Rumerz Sports Bar & Grill
Oct 8 @ 6:30 pm
DarkSide #44 - A Darkside Discovery (scavenger hunt in honor of Chrissy Columbus) @ Rumerz Sports Bar & Grill | Pittsburgh | Pennsylvania | United States
  A Darkside Discovery (scavenger hunt in honor of Chrissy Columbus) In fourteen hundred ninety-two Columbus sailed the ocean blue. He had three ships and left from Spain; Two hashers honor him—what a pain! He …
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PITT H3 #178 – Lickity Shits, and Moonshine 6:30 pm
PITT H3 #178 – Lickity Shits, and Moonshine @ Mad Mex (Highland Ave)
Oct 11 @ 6:30 pm
PITTH3 & BEYOND – here are the details for the next PITTH3 Thursday night hash hash. Use as directed, for fun loving adults 21 years and older, must be taken with alcohol. Start time – …
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Mister Weasel’s Birthday – Drinking Practice 4:30 pm
Mister Weasel’s Birthday – Drinking Practice
Oct 13 @ 4:30 pm
Mister Weasel’s Birthday – Drinking Practice East End Brewing 147 Julius St, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania 15206 Saturday October 13th @ 4:30 pm Drinking practice for my birthday. (That is, there is no trail) But otherwise, this is …
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Hash #1848: Watership Down-Downs 2:00 pm
Hash #1848: Watership Down-Downs @ Spring Hill Brewing
Oct 14 @ 2:00 pm
Hash #1848: Watership Down-Downs @ Spring Hill Brewing | Pittsburgh | Pennsylvania | United States
Quick! They’re coming! Seek safety! All the world is your enemy! If they catch you they will kill you but they have to catch you first! You’re a rabbit following a paranoid, hallucinating twitchy rabbit …
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PITT H3 Fall beer mile 8:00 pm
PITT H3 Fall beer mile @ Schenley Oval
Oct 18 @ 8:00 pm
Join us for our fine fall tradition on October18th: PittH3 will provide the (cheapest) regulation beer, you bring the will to not puke. Bring your own fancy drinks if you don’t trust our selection. Don’t …
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P3-H3-The Southside smells like Halloween 3:00 pm
P3-H3-The Southside smells like Halloween
Oct 20 @ 3:00 pm
The Southside smells like Halloween Annual costume trail! Put on your Halloween outfits and come on the flattest, driest, most stroller friendly trail you have ever seen. Hare: Mister Weasel Meet in the general vicinity …
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Hash #1849 Sherpes 2:00 pm
Hash #1849 Sherpes @ North Park Ice Rink
Oct 21 @ 2:00 pm
Hash #1849 Sherpes @ North Park Ice Rink | Wexford | Pennsylvania | United States
Welcome Welcome Welcome, to another event of the newish kennel PDO-H3, the Pittsburgh Dis Oriented Hash House Harriers.  In the far past you had Frick Park and Schenley Park being used.  In the near past …
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Hash # FOOL MOON!!! SexPak 6:00 pm
Hash # FOOL MOON!!! SexPak @ Zone 28
Oct 24 @ 6:00 pm
This will be a CONTRA Fool moon. You will receive a wrist band at the Zone 28 bar, (I hope), which gets you happy hour prices, (which is like $2 off their $$$ beers), but …
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PITT H3 #179 – Halloween 2018: The Oakland Shit Trail Massacre 6:30 pm
PITT H3 #179 – Halloween 2018: The Oakland Shit Trail Massacre @ Bootlegger's
Oct 25 @ 6:30 pm
This Halloween the scariest thing in Oakland won’t be Pitt Football’s record. Come out to Bootlegger’s and celebrate the season with hares Double Stuffed, Scrum Guzzler and Shameless Cussy for a shitshow the likes of …
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Hash #1850 Hallowiener 2018-Mystery Hare 2:00 pm
Hash #1850 Hallowiener 2018-Mystery Hare @ Alioto's Restaurant
Oct 28 @ 2:00 pm
Update! Huntz bar is closed moved to bar below. It’s across the street. Alioto’s Restaurant & Sports Bar 17 Grant Ave, Etna, PA 15223 (412) 781-1390   Hash Title: Hallowiener 2018 On Devil’s Night back in …
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TN@#39: Spooooky Cemetery Trail w/ Oodles & Mac ‘n Sleaze 6:30 pm
TN@#39: Spooooky Cemetery Trail w/ Oodles & Mac ‘n Sleaze
Oct 31 @ 6:30 pm – 10:30 pm
Join us Halloween night to see everything Allegheny Cemetery has to offer as we evade the killer deer and evil geese. Oodles’ traditional burrito hash dinner after trail. Please leave your furry friends in your …

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Hash #1847 The 4 Cocks @ Murphy's Tap Room
Oct 7 @ 2:00 pm
Hash #1847 The 4 Cocks @ Murphy's Tap Room | Pittsburgh | Pennsylvania | United States

The Four Cocks

Calling all Cocks!
Calling all Cocks!
Come one, come all to fabulous, continental Regent Square.
Cock-a-Doddle Gu, Any Cock’ll Do, John Handycock, and Cock Smitten have conCOCKted a plan that is highly unlikely to be short, flat, and shiggy free.
Perhaps this shall be the inaugural gathering of the Cocks! Perhaps it will just be another shitty trail. Only one way to be sure.
Trail is dog friendly, Murphy’s not so much. If you want to navigate those logistics, go for it. Like it ever stops you.
No hash cash required, except at Murphy’s. Buy your own beer if you’re in a bar- just like an adult.
Snacks a-plenty, but no dinner at the apres. Remember what we said about being an adult? I’m not your dad. Lots of places to eat in Regent Square. Pick.
Bitching about hashing in Frick Park, again? (Wow, do you ever make assumptions, don’t you?) Call Squirrelio. He’s got a week’s head start on you. (412) 737-2318
Other topics to bitch about? Call someone who cares. There will be marks. There will be beer. What more do you want?
We’re cocks. You’re not. Entertain us with costumes, should you like. We’re already buying you beer. A to A-prime. Circle is not at Murphy’s.
A faster and funnier route is available for Digger. Call Gu @ (412) 657-4898.
Shoes with good tread are strongly suggested.
Oct
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DarkSide #44 – A Darkside Discovery (scavenger hunt in honor of Chrissy Columbus) @ Rumerz Sports Bar & Grill
Oct 8 @ 6:30 pm

 

A Darkside Discovery (scavenger hunt in honor of Chrissy Columbus)

In fourteen hundred ninety-two
Columbus sailed the ocean blue.

He had three ships and left from Spain;
Two hashers honor him—what a pain!

He sailed by night; you too—how odd!
You’ll discover the old just like that fraud.

A compass guided him to treasure,
More than marks, a list you’ll use to get your pleasure.

Though day after day his crew looked for land;
Just like them, you’ll dream of finding all you can!

October 12 Columbus’s dream came true,
And if lucky, on Oct. 8 your hash-dreams will, too!

“Indians! Indians!” Columbus cried;
What a dumbass.

But Chris’s “India” the land was not;
So if you don’t work this hunt, you’ll get “got.”

So, although Columbus wanted spice,
Perhaps in honoring him, you’ll come home with something nice.

Hares: Asshole by Seamen and ACDC

Where/When: Rumerz in the Northside is start (1216 Woods Run Ave, Pittsburgh, PA 15212)  meet at 6:30 pm, On-Out at 7pm

What: a scavenger hunt (definitely bring a headlamp, perhaps something to carry found items, and your creativity)

Fido-friendly?: trail is definitely (you know if length is okay for pups), on-out bar is not dog friendly

Hash Cash: $5

Hares to provide scavenger-hunt list at on-out (yes, there is punishment for not participating)

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PITT H3 #178 – Lickity Shits, and Moonshine @ Mad Mex (Highland Ave)
Oct 11 @ 6:30 pm

PITTH3 & BEYOND – here are the details for the next PITTH3 Thursday night hash hash. Use as directed, for fun loving adults 21 years and older, must be taken with alcohol.

Start time – Thursday, Oct. 11 – Pre-lube 6:30ish, Chalk Talk 7:00ish, pack away by 7:08

Cost – $5.00

Who should cum – all hashers, including, but not limited to, any & all half-minds be they wankers, harriettes, locals, visitors or returners. And not to be forgotten, virgins are always wanted & welcum.

What to bring – Shiggy shoes and socks, torch, whistles, hash attire and a sense of adventure is encouraged.

Remember: The pillars of the hash are camaraderie, beer, and running trails so CUM ONE CUM ALL!

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Mister Weasel’s Birthday – Drinking Practice
Oct 13 @ 4:30 pm
Mister Weasel’s Birthday – Drinking Practice
East End Brewing
147 Julius St, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania 15206
Saturday October 13th @ 4:30 pm
Drinking practice for my birthday. (That is, there is no trail)

But otherwise, this is a P3H3 function. Bring your family, let’s have fun and consume beverages.

I’m going to bring a cooler of non-alcoholic beverages.

And I’m going to order a couple of (vegan) pizzas from Spak brothers.

East End has good outdoor and indoor space, so bring games to be played outside if it’s nice or inside if it isn’t.

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Hash #1848: Watership Down-Downs @ Spring Hill Brewing
Oct 14 @ 2:00 pm

Quick! They’re coming! Seek safety! All the world is your enemy!
If they catch you they will kill you but they have to catch you first!

You’re a rabbit following a paranoid, hallucinating twitchy rabbit friend to an unknown safe place because he saw it in a vision. Avoid snares, rabbit farms, humans, rats, owls, dogs, cats, and demented rabbits who think they’re in charge of an imaginary all-rabbit military. Also voices telling you to just lay down and die are to be avoided.

Trail will be a shiggy, hilly adventure, and hasher dogs are welcome as long as they’re in rabbit costumes.

Spring Hill Brewery is really excited to have us— we’re popping their hash cherry!  The brewer/owner will show us his brewing operation. We’ll be there both before and after trail.

Hares: T-Boner, Dirty Gerbil, Just Gromit
Meet-up: 2:00 pm
On-out: 2:30
$5 hash cash, trail is A-A, apres to follow

If you haven’t seen “Watership Down” ever/recently, it’s free here:https://youtu.be/isiQFf7cuUU. (Enjoy the bizarre way it’s presented!)

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PITT H3 Fall beer mile @ Schenley Oval
Oct 18 @ 8:00 pm

Join us for our fine fall tradition on October18th: PittH3 will provide the (cheapest) regulation beer, you bring the will to not puke. Bring your own fancy drinks if you don’t trust our selection. Don’t want to compete? Come cheer on your friends and enjoy the free entertainment! Coming dressed up in a costume is highly recommended!

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P3-H3-The Southside smells like Halloween
Oct 20 @ 3:00 pm

The Southside smells like Halloween

Annual costume trail!
Put on your Halloween outfits and come on the flattest, driest, most stroller friendly trail you have ever seen.
Hare: Mister Weasel
Meet in the general vicinity of the underside of the 10th street bridge. Maybe not under it as it is under construction.
Trail @ 3pm, 10/20/2018.
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Hash #1849 Sherpes @ North Park Ice Rink
Oct 21 @ 2:00 pm
Hash #1849 Sherpes @ North Park Ice Rink | Wexford | Pennsylvania | United States
Welcome Welcome Welcome,
to another event of the newish kennel PDO-H3, the Pittsburgh Dis Oriented Hash House Harriers.  In the far past you had Frick Park and Schenley Park being used.  In the near past you had the South Side Slopes.  With just maps and no flour, you found the beer.
Time as come for a new geographical and topographical venue.  Come out and show up, as you will see this terrain as never seen before.  Bring a compass if you possess one, as it might be of help to indicate to you where the beer is at.  If you truly are disoriented and truly are in despair, fear not as you always will have options to show your tits to the hare, who will then raise his arm and point a finger so to indicate where to go for the beer to be yet found.
Meet at North Park Ice Rink  2 PM. On-out at 2:30
Best place to park is the gravel lots (2 parallel levels) on intersection of Pearce Mill Rd and N Ridge Dr
Hash Cash:  $2
Trail Pittsburgh is having its annual Trail Fest event and beginning at 2 PM, they will have live music, food (not free), and beer (free).  Details at http://www.trailpittsburgh.org/  For the over-achievers out there, there will be group runs departing at noon with North Park Trail Runners.  For the anal-overachievers, there is also a mountain bike race that starts at 10 AM ( https://www.monthofmud.com/ ).  So, from the same location, you can do a bike race at 10 AM, a group trail run at 12 and then hash at 2 PM.
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Hash # FOOL MOON!!! SexPak @ Zone 28
Oct 24 @ 6:00 pm

This will be a CONTRA Fool moon. You will receive a wrist band at the Zone 28 bar, (I hope), which gets you happy hour prices, (which is like $2 off their $$$ beers), but hey,we haven’t hashed outa here since it was Zone 28 to my limited knowledge.

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PITT H3 #179 – Halloween 2018: The Oakland Shit Trail Massacre @ Bootlegger's
Oct 25 @ 6:30 pm

This Halloween the scariest thing in Oakland won’t be Pitt Football’s record. Come out to Bootlegger’s and celebrate the season with hares Double Stuffed, Scrum Guzzler and Shameless Cussy for a shitshow the likes of which you’ve never seen. We have a Halloween themed trail totally half assed and waiting for you complete with the cheapest spooky snacks and drink money can buy.

This is a costume trail, dress up in your finest or face the consquences of more comfortable running clothes. There will probably be a best costume award and more if we feel like it.

Dogs on Trail? OK. Dogs in costume? Highly Encouraged.