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TN@ PAP 5:00 pm
TN@ PAP @ Hitchhiker Sharpsburg
Dec 1 @ 5:00 pm
Ladies Only! Come celebrate three year’s of TN@ shenanigans as we crawl our way through Sharpsburg. Your hostesses for the evening, Steph and Ear, recently checked out ALL the bars in Sharpsburg and have carefully …
Hash #1855 – Hashiversary X 1:00 pm
Hash #1855 – Hashiversary X @ Randy's Lube and Auto Care Center Parking lot
Dec 2 @ 1:00 pm
If you’re not completely smeared from the TN@ PAP on Saturday, cum ‘n’ celebrate Whale’s Vagina’s ten (comfortably adequate) years of hashing, as well as the glorious solar transit commemorations for EZ 2 Please and …
PITT H3 #182 –Cuffed & Sphinx 6:30 pm
PITT H3 #182 –Cuffed & Sphinx @ Village Tavern and Trattoria
Dec 6 @ 6:30 pm
Meet at an upscale establishment in the West End for shirley temples and virgin daiquiris to discuss philosophy, then enjoy the warm evening as we stroll for a half mile along a flat, even path. …
DarkSide #46 – IHOP 11:36 pm
DarkSide #46 – IHOP
Dec 7 @ 11:36 pm
IHOP is moving back to Houston to escape the icy madness of Pittsburgh in exchange for the extreme heat of Texas.   He’ll be missed…but maybe he’ll take DS with him to Houston! Hare:  IHOP and …
Hash #1856 ACDC and ABS 2:00 pm
Hash #1856 ACDC and ABS @ William Penn tavern
Dec 9 @ 2:00 pm
This time ABS and AC/DC are picking up the slack for you jerks and pulling a trail out of our asses. And good news! There will be special guest hare(s). While we are being good …
Hash #1857 Festivus!!!!!! Porn Again, ICP, and Tight Embouchure 2:00 pm
Hash #1857 Festivus!!!!!! Porn Again, ICP, and Tight Embouchure @ Salt Miser's Home
Dec 15 @ 2:00 pm
Hash #1857 Festivus!!!!!! Porn Again, ICP, and Tight Embouchure @ Salt Miser's Home | Pittsburgh | Pennsylvania | United States
It’s that time of year again. Not the season of joy and cheerfulness but the time for salt and scorn. It’s time for FESTIVUS. This year Porn Again Christian has requested the aide of Idiotic …
PITT H3 #183 – Krampus Gift Exchange, Black Clap 6:30 pm
PITT H3 #183 – Krampus Gift Exchange, Black Clap
Dec 20 @ 6:30 pm
Krampus….that fucker makes his appearance year after year….dragging hapless people to hell in a basket.  Come out and give him a chase instead….but beware his dark basket. Afterward, the annual PITT H3 white elephant gift …
Hash #1858 Mega Hash/FOOL Moon 10:00 am
Hash #1858 Mega Hash/FOOL Moon
Dec 22 @ 10:00 am
GET READY TO RAMBLE Hilltop Megahash Saturday. December 22 Eagles: 10 AM  2420 Charcot St. 15210 Turkeys: 12 Noon 421 Birmingham 15210 Hash cash Bring shoes with traction and carry extra socks. Additional Megahash details: …
TN@#41: Holiday Lights Hash w/ Ear of the Sperm 6:30 pm
TN@#41: Holiday Lights Hash w/ Ear of the Sperm @ Howard's Pub
Dec 26 @ 6:30 pm – 10:30 pm
Hares: Ear of the Sperm & Steph Infection Expect a short trail and bring your singing voice for caroling stops to “honor” the best holiday light displays (song books provided). On-after at Grist House where …
Hash #1859 The Black Clap and Any Cock’ll Do- NEW YEARS PARTY 6:30 pm
Hash #1859 The Black Clap and Any Cock’ll Do- NEW YEARS PARTY @ Rumerz Bar
Dec 31 @ 6:30 pm Trail Who: Black Clap & Any Cock’ll Do What: New Years Eve Trail Where: Rumerz Bar 1216 Woods Run Ave, Pittsburgh, PA 15212 When: 12-31-18 @ 630 PM Cost: 20$ (covers trail and party) …

Hash #1859 The Black Clap and Any Cock’ll Do- NEW YEARS PARTY @ Rumerz Bar
Dec 31 @ 6:30 pm


Who: Black Clap & Any Cock’ll Do
What: New Years Eve Trail
Where: Rumerz Bar
1216 Woods Run Ave, Pittsburgh, PA 15212
When: 12-31-18 @ 630 PM
Cost: 20$ (covers trail and party)
Additional Details: Come join The Black Clap and Cock’ll for a NYE trail at Rumerz before partying all night at K9’s. Trail will be walker-friendly and we will try to keep you as clean as possible. But don’t worry, if you do get a little muddy, you can shower at our place before the big party. Just drop a dry bag off at our house before trail. Our address is 3952 McClure Ave, 15212 (less than a mile from K9’s). Hope to see you there! *For best results, park near K9’s and walk over to Rumerz if you plan on doing trail and the party. The cost covers both trail and party and your yearly dues.

New Years Party

Who: PGH H3
What: New Years Party
Where: 3405 Gass Ave, 15212
When: 12-31-18 @ 9 PM
Cost: $20 (covers trail and party)

K969 is graciously allowing us to use her house this year for the PGH-H3 New Year’s Party. We got a late start planning last year so want to give everyone as much time as possible to plan to attend this year. The Rego cost is your annual dues and there will be some food and beer provided. If you would like to bring any additional appetizers/food, please let us know on the Rego form or Facebook page. If you would like to bring any additional beer (beer snobs) please do so. There will be some keg beer available. The cost covers both trail and party and your yearly dues.

PITT H3 #184 – Shameless, Lever behind, and Anal Eaze @ Abjuration Brewing
Jan 3 @ 6:30 pm

Abandon hope all ye who hash here! The first Pitt H3 hash of the year is the Raptor Death Trail! It’s another year closer to death for Shameless and she wants you to share in her existential dread! We got abandoned structures, backwoods dirt roads, skull décor, raptor warnings, and, best of all, dead bodies on trail! With so much post-apocalyptic fun, this trail is sure to be short, flat, and shiggy free. Flying dogs only, the hares are not responsible for what delicate paws will have to traverse to cross the wastelands. For those of you who are filled with hope for the New Year, this shit trail ain’t for you.

DARK SIDE #47 – Moaning Lisa @ Brewer's Bar
Jan 5 @ 6:30 pm

Who:  Moaning Lisa

Where:  Brewer’s Bar, 3315 Liberty Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15212

When:  Meet at 6:30 pm, on out at 7pm

Why:  To run a harder, longer trail and enjoy the shit out of it!


Moaning Lisa is stepping in to hare the January DarkSide. Hooray!

Hash #1860 School House and Sherpes @ Big Jim's
Jan 6 @ 2:00 pm

Join Sherpes and Schoolhouse for a relatively short (in distance) but intense trail. There may be a little bit of shiggy. Ask the hares for shortcuts, but everyone should wear their old trail shoes.

Bring cash for a bar beer stop.

Dogs are okay but not allowed in the bar and there is one part of trail with a lot of broken glass. See Schoolhouse for more info.

Hash #1861 STFU&MWNY and NFHN Jodi @ Big Mike's
Jan 13 @ 2:00 pm

STFU&MWNY and NFHN Jodi. Call 4127580179 to be connected to our answering service for any questions after hours.


An all new, flat trail with unique and never before seen locations. Shiggy level is low for me as y’all complained about water crossings. One stop on us, one contra. Beer will be available at circle.

Bring $5 for food after. Aprés is at casa de STFU&MWNY. Address will be provided before the hash. It’s about a mile up the road from the bar.


Sunday January 13th at 2pm


Big Mike’s
396 Butler St

Etna, Pennsylvania 15223


NFHN Jodi enjoyed the New Year’s party, and was foolish enough to agree to doing a trail.
PITT H3 #185 – Plea Barkin and Spermit @ Mad Mex
Jan 17 @ 6:30 pm

Last spring, Spermit, Ptear-Her-Dactyl and I, Plea Barkin, attempted a grand hash in Fox Chapel only to be faced with obstruction and obstacles in the form of:

a) law enforcement;
b) tropical monsoons; and
c) chemically-induced amnesia.

Somehow, with the one exception of Death Marshall, the pack seemed to like the abuse we served. Spermit and I now have the honor to punish you again. And we will. Oh yes, we will. (Practice these words, my friends:

Thank you sir, may I have another?

Practice them and say them with sincerity, because with heartfelt sincerity, you may. You may have another.)

We’ve gone out of our way to add a little to a lot of everything you hate. Do you hate shiggy? Well, you’re fucked. Do you love shiggy but hate pounding pavement? Fucked again! Hate interactions with those who protect and serve? Triple fucked! The one exception is if you hate hills, then there will definitely 100% not be any of those.

Normally Spermit has been the voice of reason and nixed the truly wonderful things we’ve planned for you. Well guess what? Spermit gave up being nice for lent! Fucked again you are.

In all honesty, the best advice we can give you is not to come…In the interim, I am praying for snow so I can wear my crampons.

We may also have a third hare, she/he was drunk when we discussed, but pray that does not happen. That would only make things worse for the pack.

Hash #1862 Major and Two Birds – Super Blood Moon @ Duke's
Jan 20 @ 2:00 pm

Join Two Birds as she hares her first ever Pittsburgh trail through the flat, warm, and dry borough of Homestead. Although she’s only ever hared a Dark Side before, she assures me that trail will be less than 5 miles (although you may not believe that when you’re done). Trail itself should be relatively doggo friendly, but Duke’s isn’t. We should make it back in plenty of time to enjoy an Apres at Duke’s, but you’ll be on your own for food there.

Hash cash is 0$, unless you haven’t paid your dues, in which case your hash cash is a solemn vow to pay WMD $15. Please bring your religious book of choice to swear upon.

P.S. We’re keeping an eye on the weather, if it ends up looking like we’re actually getting a blizzard we may change the location to Major’s house so that people have a place to crash if we get snowed in. Watch this page, if we need to we’ll make the call Saturday morning.

Text Major at 732-757-9241 and tell him why we should have started at Enix instead.

TN@#42: Buffalo Nut & Twisted Sister @ Hitchhiker Brewing
Jan 23 @ 6:30 pm – 10:30 pm

Location: Hitchhiker Brewing in Sharpsburg

Meet at 6:30 and on out at 7:00. Cash will be needed.

*TN@ trails happen every 28 days and are ladies only.*


Hash #1863 Green Mile and Sherpes @ Murphy's Tap Room
Jan 27 @ 2:00 pm

Green Mile and Sherpes will co-hare. Regent Square hash start. contra-hash. 2PM Sunday. Bring a light, as it gets dark early, and we don’t guarantee how this trail is gonna end…

PITT H3 #186 – The Kois’ Are Back In Town @ Black Beauty Lounge
Jan 31 @ 6:30 pm

The Koi’s are back in town. Actually we never left but I liked the ring of that. Anyways it’s going to be fucking cold Thursday. Like really really fucking cold. So put on your warmest fish gear and come meet us at the Black Beauty Lounge. Bring extra cash so that you can buy Pookie a drink and maybe she will help you warm back up after trail.