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PITT H3 #184 – Shameless, Lever behind, and Anal Eaze 6:30 pm
PITT H3 #184 – Shameless, Lever behind, and Anal Eaze @ Abjuration Brewing
Jan 3 @ 6:30 pm
Abandon hope all ye who hash here! The first Pitt H3 hash of the year is the Raptor Death Trail! It’s another year closer to death for Shameless and she wants you to share in …
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DARK SIDE #47 – Moaning Lisa 6:30 pm
DARK SIDE #47 – Moaning Lisa @ Brewer's Bar
Jan 5 @ 6:30 pm
Who:  Moaning Lisa Where:  Brewer’s Bar, 3315 Liberty Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15212 When:  Meet at 6:30 pm, on out at 7pm Why:  To run a harder, longer trail and enjoy the shit out of it! …
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Hash #1860 School House and Sherpes 2:00 pm
Hash #1860 School House and Sherpes @ Big Jim's
Jan 6 @ 2:00 pm
Join Sherpes and Schoolhouse for a relatively short (in distance) but intense trail. There may be a little bit of shiggy. Ask the hares for shortcuts, but everyone should wear their old trail shoes. Bring …
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Hash #1861 STFU&MWNY and NFHN Jodi 2:00 pm
Hash #1861 STFU&MWNY and NFHN Jodi @ Big Mike's
Jan 13 @ 2:00 pm
STFU&MWNY and NFHN Jodi. Call 4127580179 to be connected to our answering service for any questions after hours. What An all new, flat trail with unique and never before seen locations. Shiggy level is low …
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PITT H3 #185 – Plea Barkin and Spermit 6:30 pm
PITT H3 #185 – Plea Barkin and Spermit @ Mad Mex
Jan 17 @ 6:30 pm
Last spring, Spermit, Ptear-Her-Dactyl and I, Plea Barkin, attempted a grand hash in Fox Chapel only to be faced with obstruction and obstacles in the form of: a) law enforcement; b) tropical monsoons; and c) …
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Hash #1862 Major and Two Birds – Super Blood Moon 2:00 pm
Hash #1862 Major and Two Birds – Super Blood Moon @ Duke's
Jan 20 @ 2:00 pm
Join Two Birds as she hares her first ever Pittsburgh trail through the flat, warm, and dry borough of Homestead. Although she’s only ever hared a Dark Side before, she assures me that trail will …
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TN@#42: Buffalo Nut & Twisted Sister 6:30 pm
TN@#42: Buffalo Nut & Twisted Sister @ Hitchhiker Brewing
Jan 23 @ 6:30 pm – 10:30 pm
Location: Hitchhiker Brewing in Sharpsburg Meet at 6:30 and on out at 7:00. Cash will be needed. *TN@ trails happen every 28 days and are ladies only.*  
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Hash #1863 Green Mile and Sherpes 2:00 pm
Hash #1863 Green Mile and Sherpes @ Murphy's Tap Room
Jan 27 @ 2:00 pm
Green Mile and Sherpes will co-hare. Regent Square hash start. contra-hash. 2PM Sunday. Bring a light, as it gets dark early, and we don’t guarantee how this trail is gonna end…
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PITT H3 #186 – The Kois’ Are Back In Town 6:30 pm
PITT H3 #186 – The Kois’ Are Back In Town @ Black Beauty Lounge
Jan 31 @ 6:30 pm
The Koi’s are back in town. Actually we never left but I liked the ring of that. Anyways it’s going to be fucking cold Thursday. Like really really fucking cold. So put on your warmest …

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PITT H3 #184 – Shameless, Lever behind, and Anal Eaze @ Abjuration Brewing
Jan 3 @ 6:30 pm

Abandon hope all ye who hash here! The first Pitt H3 hash of the year is the Raptor Death Trail! It’s another year closer to death for Shameless and she wants you to share in her existential dread! We got abandoned structures, backwoods dirt roads, skull décor, raptor warnings, and, best of all, dead bodies on trail! With so much post-apocalyptic fun, this trail is sure to be short, flat, and shiggy free. Flying dogs only, the hares are not responsible for what delicate paws will have to traverse to cross the wastelands. For those of you who are filled with hope for the New Year, this shit trail ain’t for you.

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DARK SIDE #47 – Moaning Lisa @ Brewer's Bar
Jan 5 @ 6:30 pm

Who:  Moaning Lisa

Where:  Brewer’s Bar, 3315 Liberty Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15212

When:  Meet at 6:30 pm, on out at 7pm

Why:  To run a harder, longer trail and enjoy the shit out of it!

 

Moaning Lisa is stepping in to hare the January DarkSide. Hooray!

Jan
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Hash #1860 School House and Sherpes @ Big Jim's
Jan 6 @ 2:00 pm

Join Sherpes and Schoolhouse for a relatively short (in distance) but intense trail. There may be a little bit of shiggy. Ask the hares for shortcuts, but everyone should wear their old trail shoes.

Bring cash for a bar beer stop.

Dogs are okay but not allowed in the bar and there is one part of trail with a lot of broken glass. See Schoolhouse for more info.

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Hash #1861 STFU&MWNY and NFHN Jodi @ Big Mike's
Jan 13 @ 2:00 pm

STFU&MWNY and NFHN Jodi. Call 4127580179 to be connected to our answering service for any questions after hours.

What

An all new, flat trail with unique and never before seen locations. Shiggy level is low for me as y’all complained about water crossings. One stop on us, one contra. Beer will be available at circle.

Bring $5 for food after. Aprés is at casa de STFU&MWNY. Address will be provided before the hash. It’s about a mile up the road from the bar.

When

Sunday January 13th at 2pm

Where

Big Mike’s
396 Butler St

Etna, Pennsylvania 15223

Why

NFHN Jodi enjoyed the New Year’s party, and was foolish enough to agree to doing a trail.
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PITT H3 #185 – Plea Barkin and Spermit @ Mad Mex
Jan 17 @ 6:30 pm

Last spring, Spermit, Ptear-Her-Dactyl and I, Plea Barkin, attempted a grand hash in Fox Chapel only to be faced with obstruction and obstacles in the form of:

a) law enforcement;
b) tropical monsoons; and
c) chemically-induced amnesia.

Somehow, with the one exception of Death Marshall, the pack seemed to like the abuse we served. Spermit and I now have the honor to punish you again. And we will. Oh yes, we will. (Practice these words, my friends:

Thank you sir, may I have another?

Practice them and say them with sincerity, because with heartfelt sincerity, you may. You may have another.)

We’ve gone out of our way to add a little to a lot of everything you hate. Do you hate shiggy? Well, you’re fucked. Do you love shiggy but hate pounding pavement? Fucked again! Hate interactions with those who protect and serve? Triple fucked! The one exception is if you hate hills, then there will definitely 100% not be any of those.

Normally Spermit has been the voice of reason and nixed the truly wonderful things we’ve planned for you. Well guess what? Spermit gave up being nice for lent! Fucked again you are.

In all honesty, the best advice we can give you is not to come…In the interim, I am praying for snow so I can wear my crampons.

We may also have a third hare, she/he was drunk when we discussed, but pray that does not happen. That would only make things worse for the pack.

Jan
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Hash #1862 Major and Two Birds – Super Blood Moon @ Duke's
Jan 20 @ 2:00 pm

Join Two Birds as she hares her first ever Pittsburgh trail through the flat, warm, and dry borough of Homestead. Although she’s only ever hared a Dark Side before, she assures me that trail will be less than 5 miles (although you may not believe that when you’re done). Trail itself should be relatively doggo friendly, but Duke’s isn’t. We should make it back in plenty of time to enjoy an Apres at Duke’s, but you’ll be on your own for food there.

Hash cash is 0$, unless you haven’t paid your dues, in which case your hash cash is a solemn vow to pay WMD $15. Please bring your religious book of choice to swear upon.

P.S. We’re keeping an eye on the weather, if it ends up looking like we’re actually getting a blizzard we may change the location to Major’s house so that people have a place to crash if we get snowed in. Watch this page, if we need to we’ll make the call Saturday morning.

Text Major at 732-757-9241 and tell him why we should have started at Enix instead.

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TN@#42: Buffalo Nut & Twisted Sister @ Hitchhiker Brewing
Jan 23 @ 6:30 pm – 10:30 pm

Location: Hitchhiker Brewing in Sharpsburg

Meet at 6:30 and on out at 7:00. Cash will be needed.

*TN@ trails happen every 28 days and are ladies only.*

 

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Hash #1863 Green Mile and Sherpes @ Murphy's Tap Room
Jan 27 @ 2:00 pm

Green Mile and Sherpes will co-hare. Regent Square hash start. contra-hash. 2PM Sunday. Bring a light, as it gets dark early, and we don’t guarantee how this trail is gonna end…

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PITT H3 #186 – The Kois’ Are Back In Town @ Black Beauty Lounge
Jan 31 @ 6:30 pm

The Koi’s are back in town. Actually we never left but I liked the ring of that. Anyways it’s going to be fucking cold Thursday. Like really really fucking cold. So put on your warmest fish gear and come meet us at the Black Beauty Lounge. Bring extra cash so that you can buy Pookie a drink and maybe she will help you warm back up after trail.

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DARK SIDE #48 – HARE NEEDED
Feb 1 @ 6:30 pm

Hare needed for this DS. This trail can be done on either Friday or Saturday, and lets aim for doing it outside of the city limits!

We moved the DS overnight since the first date didn’t work out.

Why: To run a harder, longer trail and enjoy the shit out of it!