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PITT H3 #184 – Shameless, Lever behind, and Anal Eaze 6:30 pm
PITT H3 #184 – Shameless, Lever behind, and Anal Eaze @ Abjuration Brewing
Jan 3 @ 6:30 pm
Abandon hope all ye who hash here! The first Pitt H3 hash of the year is the Raptor Death Trail! It’s another year closer to death for Shameless and she wants you to share in …
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DARK SIDE #47 – Moaning Lisa 6:30 pm
DARK SIDE #47 – Moaning Lisa @ Brewer's Bar
Jan 5 @ 6:30 pm
Who:  Moaning Lisa Where:  Brewer’s Bar, 3315 Liberty Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15212 When:  Meet at 6:30 pm, on out at 7pm Why:  To run a harder, longer trail and enjoy the shit out of it! …
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Hash #1860 School House and Sherpes 2:00 pm
Hash #1860 School House and Sherpes @ Big Jim's
Jan 6 @ 2:00 pm
Join Sherpes and Schoolhouse for a relatively short (in distance) but intense trail. There may be a little bit of shiggy. Ask the hares for shortcuts, but everyone should wear their old trail shoes. Bring …
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Hash #1861 STFU&MWNY and NFHN Jodi 2:00 pm
Hash #1861 STFU&MWNY and NFHN Jodi @ Big Mike's
Jan 13 @ 2:00 pm
STFU&MWNY and NFHN Jodi. Call 4127580179 to be connected to our answering service for any questions after hours. What An all new, flat trail with unique and never before seen locations. Shiggy level is low …
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PITT H3 #185 – Plea Barkin and Spermit 6:30 pm
PITT H3 #185 – Plea Barkin and Spermit @ Mad Mex
Jan 17 @ 6:30 pm
Last spring, Spermit, Ptear-Her-Dactyl and I, Plea Barkin, attempted a grand hash in Fox Chapel only to be faced with obstruction and obstacles in the form of: a) law enforcement; b) tropical monsoons; and c) …
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Hash #1862 Major and Two Birds – Super Blood Moon 2:00 pm
Hash #1862 Major and Two Birds – Super Blood Moon @ Duke's
Jan 20 @ 2:00 pm
Join Two Birds as she hares her first ever Pittsburgh trail through the flat, warm, and dry borough of Homestead. Although she’s only ever hared a Dark Side before, she assures me that trail will …
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TN@#42: Buffalo Nut & Twisted Sister 6:30 pm
TN@#42: Buffalo Nut & Twisted Sister @ Hitchhiker Brewing
Jan 23 @ 6:30 pm – 10:30 pm
Location: Hitchhiker Brewing in Sharpsburg Meet at 6:30 and on out at 7:00. Cash will be needed. *TN@ trails happen every 28 days and are ladies only.*  
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Hash #1863 Green Mile and Sherpes 2:00 pm
Hash #1863 Green Mile and Sherpes @ Murphy's Tap Room
Jan 27 @ 2:00 pm
Green Mile and Sherpes will co-hare. Regent Square hash start. contra-hash. 2PM Sunday. Bring a light, as it gets dark early, and we don’t guarantee how this trail is gonna end…
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PITT H3 #186 – The Kois’ Are Back In Town 6:30 pm
PITT H3 #186 – The Kois’ Are Back In Town @ Black Beauty Lounge
Jan 31 @ 6:30 pm
The Koi’s are back in town. Actually we never left but I liked the ring of that. Anyways it’s going to be fucking cold Thursday. Like really really fucking cold. So put on your warmest …

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Hash #1862 Major and Two Birds – Super Blood Moon @ Duke's
Jan 20 @ 2:00 pm

Join Two Birds as she hares her first ever Pittsburgh trail through the flat, warm, and dry borough of Homestead. Although she’s only ever hared a Dark Side before, she assures me that trail will be less than 5 miles (although you may not believe that when you’re done). Trail itself should be relatively doggo friendly, but Duke’s isn’t. We should make it back in plenty of time to enjoy an Apres at Duke’s, but you’ll be on your own for food there.

Hash cash is 0$, unless you haven’t paid your dues, in which case your hash cash is a solemn vow to pay WMD $15. Please bring your religious book of choice to swear upon.

P.S. We’re keeping an eye on the weather, if it ends up looking like we’re actually getting a blizzard we may change the location to Major’s house so that people have a place to crash if we get snowed in. Watch this page, if we need to we’ll make the call Saturday morning.

Text Major at 732-757-9241 and tell him why we should have started at Enix instead.

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TN@#42: Buffalo Nut & Twisted Sister @ Hitchhiker Brewing
Jan 23 @ 6:30 pm – 10:30 pm

Location: Hitchhiker Brewing in Sharpsburg

Meet at 6:30 and on out at 7:00. Cash will be needed.

*TN@ trails happen every 28 days and are ladies only.*

 

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Hash #1863 Green Mile and Sherpes @ Murphy's Tap Room
Jan 27 @ 2:00 pm

Green Mile and Sherpes will co-hare. Regent Square hash start. contra-hash. 2PM Sunday. Bring a light, as it gets dark early, and we don’t guarantee how this trail is gonna end…

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PITT H3 #186 – The Kois’ Are Back In Town @ Black Beauty Lounge
Jan 31 @ 6:30 pm

The Koi’s are back in town. Actually we never left but I liked the ring of that. Anyways it’s going to be fucking cold Thursday. Like really really fucking cold. So put on your warmest fish gear and come meet us at the Black Beauty Lounge. Bring extra cash so that you can buy Pookie a drink and maybe she will help you warm back up after trail.

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DARK SIDE #48 – HARE NEEDED
Feb 1 @ 6:30 pm

Hare needed for this DS. This trail can be done on either Friday or Saturday, and lets aim for doing it outside of the city limits!

We moved the DS overnight since the first date didn’t work out.

Why: To run a harder, longer trail and enjoy the shit out of it!

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Hash #1864 Spinny @ Les Getz Memorial Park
Feb 3 @ 6:00 am

Bend Overture has one last request of us! When better to make good on our promise than her birthday weekend! It was her desire to have a few of her ashes left at one of her favorite places to run to and watch the sunrise!
Please join us for an early trail Sunday, February 3rd. Meet at 6 AM with an on out between 630/645 AM. Get there early to pick your favorite hat to wear from Bendy’s wacky hat collection! Sunrise will be viewed from Bendy’s favorite spot while enjoying some mimosas at 7:26. From here, trail will continue as normal, flat and shiggy free with beer. Brunch to follow.
Please park at Les Getz Park (7000 Church Street) and walk up to meet at Sir Vix & Handycock’s: 7224 Church St Swissvale Pa 15218. Trail is A to A. ABSOLUTLY NO DOGS ALLOWED! Bring a vessel and a dry bag.

Please contact us if you would like directions for the sunrise only.

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Hash #1865 HLT and T-Bag @ Cobblehaus Brewing Company
Feb 10 @ 2:00 pm

Who: HLT & T-Bag
What: Hash 1865
Where: Cobblehaus Brewing Company
1021 5th Ave, Coraopolis PA 15108
When: Sunday February 10, 2019 @ 2PM

Join HLT & T-Bag for an afternoon of hills and most likely mud with how the weather has been. There is a possible chance for your feet to get wet if you’re clumsy. Trail beer and circle on the hares, before and after on you.
Dogs: You know your dog better than I do. Check the weather and be cautious with them. There will be mud and stream crossings. Nobody wants your dog freezing because of getting wet during this time of the year.The start and apres aren’t dog friendly

Apres: Sidelines Beer House
518 Locust Pl, Sewickley, PA 15143

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PITT H3 #187 – Moon and Drunk Dynasty @ Southern Tier Brewery
Feb 14 @ 6:30 pm

Drunk dynasty and Moon present the

Isn’t It Romantic 

Valentine’s Day Hash

You can’t get lei’d unless you are wearing sexy underwear

Thursday, February 14th @ 6:30

Southern Tier Brewery

316 N Shore Dr, Pittsburgh, PA 15212

This trail will be fast, flat and dry, pick two

Moon 412-310-3741

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CANCELLED!!!! DARK SIDE – DarkSide Overnight
Feb 15 @ 11:00 am
!!CANCELED!!
The first choice for the DarkSide overnight didn’t work out. We’ll be starting from the same place as last year, TBC and Cockll’s house.
 
Come prepared to run a harder, longer trail and to enjoy the heck out of it!
 
!! CANCELLED!!
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Hash #1866 – Sloppy 5ths -ICP, Scrum, Gaggle @ Hob Nob-Pearl's Cafe 2
Feb 17 @ 2:00 pm

Who:ICP, Scrum, Gaggle
What: Hash #1866 – Sloppy 5ths
Where: Hob Nob-Pearl’s Cafe 2
4025 Homestead Duquesne Rd, West Mifflin, PA 15122, USA
When: Sunday February 17, 2019 @ 2PM

Why: Because it’s Sunday and the first Sunday after Valentines day, which means this trail is the sloppy seconds or 5ths at this point? Expect hills and some shiggy, bring some cash for a possible contra stop and ID. Trail will probably be dog friendly but the bar and contra stop probably won’t be.