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CANCELLED!!!! DARK SIDE – DarkSide Overnight
Feb 15 @ 11:00 am
The first choice for the DarkSide overnight didn’t work out. We’ll be starting from the same place as last year, TBC and Cockll’s house.
Come prepared to run a harder, longer trail and to enjoy the heck out of it!
DS # 50 – Plea Barkin and Scrum Guzzler @ Mad Mex, Waterworks
Apr 5 @ 6:30 pm
Holy shit we’re old! 50 trails already!

Who: Plea Barkin and Scrum Guzzler
Where: Mad Mex Waterworks
When: April 5, meet at 6:30pm, on our at 7pm
Why: To run a harder longer trail and and enjoy the shit out of it!

DS #51 – Moaning Lisa @ Shale's Cafe
May 3 @ 6:30 pm

Moaning Lisa, swooping in for the last minute fill in.

Who: Moaning Lisa

Where: Shale’s Cafe, 5th Avenue

Why: To run a harder, longer trail And enjoy the shit out of it!

P3-H3 (Kids hash) – Mister Weasel
May 5 @ 2:00 pm

Here we go year number four.

What: Mexican culture trail
When: 5/5/2019 @ 2pm
Where: TBD in Frick Park
Why: To celebrate the victory of the Mexican army over the French
How: Miles and Margaritas.

Hare: Mister Weasel

P3H3: AS Trail @ D's 6 Pack & Dogs
Jul 3 @ 7:45 pm – 8:45 pm

Here we again! Same Bat-place, same Bat-time Show up when you want. 08:00 – Hare out 08:10 – Pack out Trail is ~5k, no stops, 6 pack circle, you can be home in bed by 10.

DS #53 – AcaDaca and Shriveled In London @ Hog's Head Bar and Grill
Aug 2 @ 6:30 pm

Who: AcaDaca and Shriveled In London

Where: Hog’s Head Bar and Grill, 3433 Spring Garden Ave, Pittsburgh, PA 15212

When: August 2nd

Why: To run a harder, longer trail and enjoy the shit out of it!


DS #54 – Crack Filler, Another Crack Filled! @ William Penn Tavern
Sep 28 @ 6:30 pm
Who: Crack Filler
Where: William Penn Tavern, 739 Bellefonte St, Pittsburgh, PA 15232
When: September 28th
Why: Crack Filler loves filling cracks! He has talked about haring this trail a few times now, and it’s his!
DarkSide #55 – Sticky Beaver @ Primanti Brothers (Harmar)
Oct 28 @ 6:30 pm
Who: Sticky Beaver
Where: Primanti Brothers (Harmar), 6 Anchor Dr, Pittsburgh, PA 15238, USA
When: Oct 28th
Why: To run a harder, longer trail and enjoy the shit out of it!
Your feet will get wet, bring a dry bag for after.
There will be one additional contra stop on trail, bring cash if you want a beer there.
DarkSide #57 – Krampus @ Federal Galley
Dec 26 @ 6:30 pm
Who: Krampus
Where: Federal Galley, 200 Children’s Way, Pittsburgh, PA 15212
When: Dec 26
Why: To run a harder, longer trail and enjoy the shit out of it!
Twas the day after X-mas, and all through the town
Some crazy wankers were dreaming of running around
The beerstops were laid in the woods with such care
With high expectations the hash would be there
The hares hunkered down in a nice little bar
With delusions of grandeur looking out at the stars
When all of a sudden they finished their stouts
And shouted aloud, hey you fuckers, ON-OUT!
Hash #1916 – Superb Owl Trail! @ Four Mile Run Park
Feb 2 @ 2:00 pm – 3:00 pm

It is that time of year when we celebrate owls, and how great they are, by running trail, drinking beverages, consuming food, and watching whatever sports thing is on the telly.

This is a joint venture of P3H3 and PGH-H3, were going to wing circle somehow in a child free zone, I guess. We will also be celebrating the Shining’s birthday. (He’ll be five)

Start of trail will be in “Four Mile Run Park”, which is the fancy name for the field across the street from Big Jim’s.

Hare: Sticky with Hope, with support from the best mismanagement team a kennel has ever had. (Weasel)

What: Strigiformes Superior day
When: February 2nd @3 pm
Why: It is Groundhog’s day, the Shining’s birthday, and Superb Owl Sunday.
How: now brown cow.

Trail will be followed by a par-tay at Sticky’s secret party house. There is a separate event for that, so that you can RSVP or trail, for the party, or both (or neither) and we can keep meaning full cranium-counts. (See facebook for RSVP options.)