Sunday FEB 24.
Trail is A to B, 3-4 miles, some shiggy, Fido friendly but on-out and apres are not so use your best half-minded judgement.

$5 Hash Cash to help cover Food and Ice-kating at Apres. Circle will be in the parking lot across from The Skating rink because no adult beverages are allowed inside. (However the Manager encouraged parking lot beers and said adult hockey league does the same.)

The rink is an outdoor rink so please have dry bag clothes that are warm enough to skate outside and skates if you have ’em. (Dry Bag and skates can be left in SleE-Z’s car, she’ll be parked at the rink. There is a snack bar with seating and some other benches inside. Dinner and non alcoholic (boo) beverages on the hares. If you have gluten, dairy, meat or other food issues please let SleE-Z know ASAP so there is a backup option–we don’t want to kill ya.

Yup, you read that right! Bonerz is traveling across the globe to visit so we decided to get the Whistlepig Crew back together for the occasion. I know what you’re thinking, another Swissvale hash?? Well, have no fear, Whistlepigs never disappoint and we’re making sure there’s little overlap with the previous trails.

Apres will be at Major Pecker’s house. Address will be provided on trail or hit up one of the hares if you plan to pimp the apres.

What: The March Beerthday / St Patty’s Day Celebration Hash #1870

Where: The Port Vue Pub – 305 Laredo St, 15133 (trail is A to A)

When: Sunday, Sunday, Sunday! March 17th, 2:00 Pee Ehm.

Your Hares: AC/DC, Honeynut Squirreleo, Just Cathy, Putin OTD and T-Boner

Cum one, cum all, to the March Beerthday / St Patty’s Day Celebration Hash! It’ll be the kind of trail that you’ve come to expect from AC/DC and Squirreleo. We’ve got Just Cathy to bring out the Irish in ya and peppering in a bit of Putin’s snarkeyness, balanced with the sanity that T-Boner brings and you’ll enjoy a short, flat, dry, shiggy free trail. Statistically, the whole thing is on pavement and newly mowed lawns. Keep in mind though, statistics (and hares) often lie.

Trail will be suitable for hashers of all kinds. Walkers, wankers, runners, auto hashers, virgins, little ones in backpacks, big ones in backpacks, preggos, doggos, purrry things, whatever you bring that you can keep on a leash. It’s for those who watch NASCAR for the car crashes or who enjoy amateur midget porn. Fornicators, MastRUbaters, Glutard Weirdos, Leg Humpers and other people of low moral standing are all welcome. Hell, you might as well bring your mom too! Be sure, however, to bring your lowest expectations. It’s a Hashy Beerthday / St Patty’s Day Celebration!

I have put in for unpleasant weather so dress appropriately (and by that, I mean slutty) and maybe sport some Irish green.

The Apres will be held at the most prestigious pub in all of Port View, The Port Vue Pub. It’s here where the beer is cold, the food is cheap and the bartender’s best friend is friends with the bus driver who carted us to the start of one of Moon’s trails in Hays about 4 or 5 years ago. They know of us and they’re not afraid.

Who’s Beerthday is in this month: AC/DC, Cock Stroker, Just Cathy, Moon, Squirreleo, Tightee, Tittsburgh, Twat’s Up Cock and maybe more. Am I missing anyone?

Why so many Hares? Time passes, and the youth and vigor of Squirreleo’s l?i?v?e?r? everything doesn’t last forever. He needs this much help hauling the flour.

Will there be beer? You betcha. If you don’t finish trail with a bit of fog in your half-mind, you’ve done something wrong.

NO HASH CASH. Trail beer and down downs are on the Hares; beer and food, before and after trail, is on you.

Dry Bag? Hum, it’ll be a toasty 30 or 40 maybe 50 degrees; your wet socks will help keep you cool.

Fido Friendly? Your dog will love the trail portion of this hash while being free to pee anywhere he/she wants to. Unfortunately (or maybe fortunately), that excludes the interior of the Port Vue Pub.

So cum for the celebration, the sights, the sounds and stay for the smells. Sprawling scenic vistas will dot this mad lib of an escapade but you’ll probably find something to complain about. What this trail suffers for in length, it will make up for in girth. GUAR-ON-ON-TEED.

Questions? Call Squirreleo: 412-737-2318

https://hashrego.com/events/pittsburgh-green-dress-2019

Cum one Cum All to Moon’s Beerthday Green Dress Extravaganza.

Why? We drink, we hash, we sing silly songs, we drink and MOON-why not? Trail will be between 3-4 miles, on-out and apres at Krazy Karen’s. Trail is Fido friendly but Karen’s is not so best to leave your pupper at home to party without you…that’s what pup wants anyway.

Pork BBQ, Rigatoni, Moon Cakes and a surprise treat will also be provided by your Fab-u-lous hares but please bring an item to share and spice up the variety—(glutards, vegans, chocolate haters and any other food allergens please let us know in advance and we will do our best to accommodate/ not kill you.)

Hash Cash- $20-proceeds will be donated to Friends of the Riverfront.
Cost Includes: Trail and Circle beer and food. Prelube and On-After beers are on you.

Everybody wants a piece of Moon and Pittsburgh GDR 2019 gives you to chance to win one of a kind, certified pieces of Moon donated by the lovely Rex, for charity you wankers!

Other baskets will be raffled off as well, and basket donations will be gladly accepted, so please make sure you have extra cash on hand if you want a chance to win certified pieces of Moon and other fun goodies!

Contact Moon for sexual favors and SleE-Z for anything about the event

Theme:

Green Dress

Stuff to Bring:

Your Best Green Dress, Extra Cash for Donations, Cash for Krazy Karen’s (she may have a credit card machine by the time of the event

Just Sims, Just Adam& Squirter& Park Ride. On/out 408 Foreland St, Pittsburgh, PA 15212, USA. Fido friendly, but the house is not. A to A. Allegheny City brewery. Food truck on the Hashers for Apres. Trail & circle beer on hares. No hash cash. Sights, Steps& hills exploring the N. Side. One Contra stop along trail. We’ll try to keep you upright and your feet dry.

Hares:  WMD & Kunt Spel Jill (KSJ)

Where:  Zone28 – 2525 Freeport Road, Harmar, PA 15238

When:  Sunday, April 7^th – 2PM

WMD is turning 50.  He wants to celebrate his beerthday with an adventurous hash.  Trail may include:  beautiful vistas, manicured trails, eagle viewing, trespassing, unmarked abandoned mine shafts, bears, quick sand, locals on quads with guns, a river crossing, Big Foot, hookers and blow.

Seriously:  Trail is ~5 miles, wide open, lots of elevation change, not stroller friendly.

$5 hash cash gets you trail beer/snacks and a pizza buffet at the apres.  Zone28 has a nice selection of craft beers.  Pre/post hash libations are contra as WMD lives in Shaler, not Fox Chapel.

Trail is dog friendly.  The apres is not.

Lonely?  Bored?  Have bedroom issues?  Call Moon.  Otherwise contact WMD at 724-816-0804.

Sunday April 14th we’ll start at McMinn’s Irish Pub in Castle Shannon. 3925 Willow Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15234.

Free street parking on willow or you can take the trolley to Willow station. They don’t open til 2 so go to Kimmie’s if you can’t wait. Low distance, low shiggy, low expectations. Cheap wings after though!

Grab your white dresses and celebrate with EIGHT, that’s right EIGHT, half-minds getting married this year! This may be the first and only white dress run, so hit up Goodwill and bring your finest, tackiest white dress. Prizes will be awarded for best dressed! Dog-friendly as along as they’re appropriately dressed for a wedding.

Start: Enix Brewing Company, 337 E 8th Avenue, Homestead, PA 15120
Gather: 2:00pm
On-Out: 2:30pm
Hares: Bitch N’ Heat, Fukstik, Steph Infection, Twerkin, T-Boner, Dirty Gerbil, Whale’s Vagina, EZ 2 Please
Trail: Some shiggy, between 3-5 miles, expect the unexpected.
No hash cash, bring $ for apres.