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Hash #1868 Whistlepig Crew – Tight-E, Major, and Bonerz 2:00 pm
Hash #1868 Whistlepig Crew – Tight-E, Major, and Bonerz @ Pub In The Park
Mar 3 @ 2:00 pm
Yup, you read that right! Bonerz is traveling across the globe to visit so we decided to get the Whistlepig Crew back together for the occasion. I know what you’re thinking, another Swissvale hash?? Well, …
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Hash #1869 International Women’s Day + 1 Hash Sherpes 2:00 pm
Hash #1869 International Women’s Day + 1 Hash Sherpes @ Mad Mex Shady Side
Mar 9 @ 2:00 pm
Hash #1869 International Women's Day + 1 Hash Sherpes @ Mad Mex Shady Side | Pittsburgh | Pennsylvania | United States
 Shadyside has permit parking on Saturday. There is no residential parking permit required for nearby Shady Avenue and the streets east of Shady. Park there and walk to nearby Highland Ave for On-Start. apres at …
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Hash #1870 AC/DC, Just Cathy, Putin OTD, Squirreleo & T-Boner 2:00 pm
Hash #1870 AC/DC, Just Cathy, Putin OTD, Squirreleo & T-Boner @ The Port Vue Pub
Mar 17 @ 2:00 pm
Hash #1870 AC/DC, Just Cathy, Putin OTD, Squirreleo & T-Boner @ The Port Vue Pub | McKeesport | Pennsylvania | United States
What: The March Beerthday / St Patty’s Day Celebration Hash #1870 Where: The Port Vue Pub – 305 Laredo St, 15133 (trail is A to A) When: Sunday, Sunday, Sunday! March 17th, 2:00 Pee Ehm. …
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Hash #1871 Green Dress 2019 – Moon and Steph Infection 2:00 pm
Hash #1871 Green Dress 2019 – Moon and Steph Infection @ Krazy Karen's
Mar 23 @ 2:00 pm
https://hashrego.com/events/pittsburgh-green-dress-2019 Cum one Cum All to Moon’s Beerthday Green Dress Extravaganza. Why? We drink, we hash, we sing silly songs, we drink and MOON-why not? Trail will be between 3-4 miles, on-out and apres at …
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Hash #1872 Just Sims, Just Adam& Squirter& Park Ride. 2:00 pm
Hash #1872 Just Sims, Just Adam& Squirter& Park Ride.
Mar 31 @ 2:00 pm
Just Sims, Just Adam& Squirter& Park Ride. On/out 408 Foreland St, Pittsburgh, PA 15212, USA. Fido friendly, but the house is not. A to A. Allegheny City brewery. Food truck on the Hashers for Apres. …

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Hash #1871 Green Dress 2019 – Moon and Steph Infection @ Krazy Karen's
Mar 23 @ 2:00 pm

https://hashrego.com/events/pittsburgh-green-dress-2019

Cum one Cum All to Moon’s Beerthday Green Dress Extravaganza.

Why? We drink, we hash, we sing silly songs, we drink and MOON-why not? Trail will be between 3-4 miles, on-out and apres at Krazy Karen’s. Trail is Fido friendly but Karen’s is not so best to leave your pupper at home to party without you…that’s what pup wants anyway.

Pork BBQ, Rigatoni, Moon Cakes and a surprise treat will also be provided by your Fab-u-lous hares but please bring an item to share and spice up the variety—(glutards, vegans, chocolate haters and any other food allergens please let us know in advance and we will do our best to accommodate/ not kill you.)

Hash Cash- $20-proceeds will be donated to Friends of the Riverfront.
Cost Includes: Trail and Circle beer and food. Prelube and On-After beers are on you.

Everybody wants a piece of Moon and Pittsburgh GDR 2019 gives you to chance to win one of a kind, certified pieces of Moon donated by the lovely Rex, for charity you wankers!

Other baskets will be raffled off as well, and basket donations will be gladly accepted, so please make sure you have extra cash on hand if you want a chance to win certified pieces of Moon and other fun goodies!

Contact Moon for sexual favors and SleE-Z for anything about the event

Green Dress

Your Best Green Dress, Extra Cash for Donations, Cash for Krazy Karen’s (she may have a credit card machine by the time of the event

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Hash #1872 Just Sims, Just Adam& Squirter& Park Ride.
Mar 31 @ 2:00 pm

Just Sims, Just Adam& Squirter& Park Ride. On/out 408 Foreland St, Pittsburgh, PA 15212, USA. Fido friendly, but the house is not. A to A. Allegheny City brewery. Food truck on the Hashers for Apres. Trail & circle beer on hares. No hash cash. Sights, Steps& hills exploring the N. Side. One Contra stop along trail. We’ll try to keep you upright and your feet dry.

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Hash #1873 WMD’s 50th Beerthday Hash @ Zone28
Apr 7 @ 2:00 pm

Hares:  WMD & Kunt Spel Jill (KSJ)

Where:  Zone28 – 2525 Freeport Road, Harmar, PA 15238

When:  Sunday, April 7th – 2PM

WMD is turning 50.  He wants to celebrate his beerthday with an adventurous hash.  Trail may include:  beautiful vistas, manicured trails, eagle viewing, trespassing, unmarked abandoned mine shafts, bears, quick sand, locals on quads with guns, a river crossing, Big Foot, hookers and blow.

Seriously:  Trail is ~5 miles, wide open, lots of elevation change, not stroller friendly.

$5 hash cash gets you trail beer/snacks and a pizza buffet at the apres.  Zone28 has a nice selection of craft beers.  Pre/post hash libations are contra as WMD lives in Shaler, not Fox Chapel.

Trail is dog friendly.  The apres is not.

Lonely?  Bored?  Have bedroom issues?  Call Moon.  Otherwise contact WMD at 724-816-0804.

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Hash #1874 Green Mile @ McMinn’s Irish Pub in Castle Shannon
Apr 14 @ 2:00 pm

Sunday April 14th we’ll start at McMinn’s Irish Pub in Castle Shannon. 3925 Willow Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15234.

Free street parking on willow or you can take the trolley to Willow station. They don’t open til 2 so go to Kimmie’s if you can’t wait. Low distance, low shiggy, low expectations. Cheap wings after though!

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Hash #1875 – NOT the PBCW charity Hash Again!   – VueGina, Sex Pak, T-Bag @ Caliente Pizza and Drafthouse
Apr 20 @ 12:30 pm

Hash #1875 – NOT the PBCW charity Hash Again!   – VueGina, Sex Pak, T-Bag

Where: Caliente Pizza and Drafthouse, 225 Commercial Ave, Aspinwall, PA 15215
 
When: Saturday, April the 20th at 12:30 PM meet-up and On out at 1 PM.
 
Cost: Hash Cash of $10 gets you beer before, beers on trail and then pizza and MORE beer at the apres.
 
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Follow the Pgh Craft Beer Week hares once again as they forgo the reasoning that the Pittsburgh Craft Beer Week has been canceled and follow through with their yearly dedication of helping Caliente Pizza and Draft House raise money for a local charity. We will gather in the upstairs banquet room before and after the run. Take the stairway to the left of the regular Caliente entrance. Parking is across the street or anywhere you can find it. It is metered parking, bring change.
 
Meet and greet chalk talk 12:30 to 1PM – $10 Hash Cash
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Hash #1876: White Dress Run & 4 Hash Weddings @ Enix Brewing Company
Apr 27 @ 2:00 pm

Grab your white dresses and celebrate with EIGHT, that’s right EIGHT, half-minds getting married this year! This may be the first and only white dress run, so hit up Goodwill and bring your finest, tackiest white dress. Prizes will be awarded for best dressed!

Start: Enix Brewing Company
Gather: 2:00pm
On-Out: 2:30pm
Hares: Bitch N’ Heat, Fukstik, Steph Infection, Twerkin, T-Boner, Dirty Gerbil, Whale’s Vagina, EZ 2 Please
Trail: Some shiggy, between 3-5 miles, expect the unexpected.

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Hash #1877 “Beer Nuts in May: An Ode to Beer Lovers.” -Fuk Stik
May 6 @ 6:30 pm
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Hash #1878 Nuts In May – Fuk Stik
May 13 @ 6:30 pm
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Hash #1879 FOOL Moon -Moon
May 18 @ 2:00 pm
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Hash #1880 Mac’n’sleaze and Smitten
May 26 @ 2:00 pm