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Apr
5
Fri
DS # 50 – Plea Barkin and Scrum Guzzler @ Mad Mex, Waterworks
Apr 5 @ 6:30 pm
Holy shit we’re old! 50 trails already!

Who: Plea Barkin and Scrum Guzzler
Where: Mad Mex Waterworks
When: April 5, meet at 6:30pm, on our at 7pm
Why: To run a harder longer trail and and enjoy the shit out of it!

May
3
Fri
DS #51 – Moaning Lisa @ Shale's Cafe
May 3 @ 6:30 pm

Moaning Lisa, swooping in for the last minute fill in.

Who: Moaning Lisa

Where: Shale’s Cafe, 5th Avenue

Why: To run a harder, longer trail And enjoy the shit out of it!

May
16
Thu
PITT Beer Mile @ Schenley Oval
May 16 @ 8:30 pm

Test your speed and stomach at the semi-annual PITT H3 Beer Mile!

4 laps, 4 beers, and a whole lot of entertainment.

This is open to all, so bring your friends. Mediocre qualifying beer will be provided to contestants, but feel free to bring your own if you have standards.

*PITT H3 is not responsible for your poor life choices. All bodily harm and puking from participating is on you. Make sure to have a ride home, absolutely do not drink and drive.

May
31
Fri
Pittsburgh’s Beerfest Weekend 2019 @ Frazer Fire Hall
May 31 @ 2:00 pm – Jun 2 @ 2:00 pm
Pittsburgh's Beerfest Weekend 2019 @ Frazer Fire Hall | Tarentum | Pennsylvania | United States

 

 

https://hashrego.com/events/analversary-weekend-2019

Grab your tightest Dirndl and brush up on your favorite drinking songs, because the Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers is having BEERFEST!

As the great Barry Badrinath once said “I’m better when I’m drunk.”

Besides schnitzels and wieners, your weekend will be filled with all kinds of cool shiza!

Rego includes: Friday & Saturday trails, bottomless beer, 5 delicious meals (Friday dinner, Saturday breakfast/lunch/dinner, and Sunday breakfast), Friday Night Beer Exchange, BeerFest Olympics, Costume contest, Dancing, Skits, Haberdashery, Endless dress-up possibilities, as well as a very nice place to pitch your tent!

The campground is entirely private, a short drive outside of the city, and there are hotels nearby if you’d rather sleep indoors.

Registration Info:
Early Bird Special: $80 until 2/28
Regular Rate: $90 until 4/30
Late Rabbit Rate: $100 until May 30
Walk-up Rate: $120

BeerFest

Camping stuff, beer for the Craft Beer Exchange, wine for the wine share, your best/worst german themed attire

Aug
2
Fri
DS #53 – AcaDaca and Shriveled In London @ Hog's Head Bar and Grill
Aug 2 @ 6:30 pm

Who: AcaDaca and Shriveled In London

Where: Hog’s Head Bar and Grill, 3433 Spring Garden Ave, Pittsburgh, PA 15212

When: August 2nd

Why: To run a harder, longer trail and enjoy the shit out of it!

 

Aug
24
Sat
Hash #1892 Red Dress Run 2019 Slutty Princesses – SleE-Z Pass, Just Dana, and Anal Eaze @ Allegheny Elks Lodge
Aug 24 @ 12:00 pm

https://hashrego.com/events/pittsburgh-red-dress-run-2019

Cum One Cum All to the 2019 Pittsburgh’s Red Dress Run!!

Channel your inner princess by donning your best red dress! There will be BEER, trail, singing, dancing, and did I say BEER? Trail will be between 3-4 miles ish, on-out and apres at Elks Lodge. Trail will be walker friendly as a princess wants to look extra fabulous out on the streets of Pittsburgh. We have the the place from 12 till 6:30PM so meet-up at 12 on out at 1PM. Bring cash for the prelube and on after. There is a cash bar (ATM on site) at the start and end. Possible contra stop as well. Walk ups are welcome but rego is fast and easy just like Dana. We will have raffle baskets and a dollar dance with Dana. Plus an extra fund for Purple ( see below).

On a side note, as many of you know Purple just recently got injured on trail and will need some assistance, we will be taking side donates for him at this event. We have something special for him that will be at RDR.

The hares will each bring a dish to share with everyone so please bring an item to share as well and spice up the variety!!!!—(glutards, vegans, chocolate haters and any other food allergens please let us know in advance and we will do our best to accommodate/ not kill you.)

FIDO: The Elks is not doggo friendly

Hash Cash- $20-proceeds will be donated to Allegheny Elks Lodge.
Cost Includes: Trail, Trail beer and food. Prelube and On-After beers are on you.

After trail and food at the Elks we will be keeping the party going by moving over to Mike’s Beer Bar right down the road at Boggs Building LP, 110 Federal St, Pittsburgh, PA 15212

 

Sep
28
Sat
DS #54 – Crack Filler, Another Crack Filled! @ William Penn Tavern
Sep 28 @ 6:30 pm
Who: Crack Filler
 
Where: William Penn Tavern, 739 Bellefonte St, Pittsburgh, PA 15232
 
When: September 28th
 
Why: Crack Filler loves filling cracks! He has talked about haring this trail a few times now, and it’s his!
Oct
28
Mon
DarkSide #55 – Sticky Beaver @ Primanti Brothers (Harmar)
Oct 28 @ 6:30 pm
Who: Sticky Beaver
 
Where: Primanti Brothers (Harmar), 6 Anchor Dr, Pittsburgh, PA 15238, USA
 
When: Oct 28th
 
Why: To run a harder, longer trail and enjoy the shit out of it!
Your feet will get wet, bring a dry bag for after.
There will be one additional contra stop on trail, bring cash if you want a beer there.
Dec
26
Thu
DarkSide #57 – HARE NEEDED
Dec 26 @ 6:30 pm
Who: HARE NEEDED
Where: TBD
When: Dec 26
Why: To run a harder, longer trail and enjoy the shit out of it!
 
Twas the day after X-mas, and all through the town
Some crazy wankers were dreaming of running around
The beerstops were laid in the woods with such care
With high expectations the hash would be there
The hares hunkered down in a nice little bar
With delusions of grandeur looking out at the stars
When all of a sudden they finished their stouts
And shouted aloud, hey you fuckers, ON-OUT!
Dec
31
Tue
Hash #1911 HARE NEEDED!!! NYE TRAIL/PARTY?
Dec 31 @ 2:00 pm