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St. David’s Day Hash – Whiff 6:30 pm
St. David’s Day Hash – Whiff
Mar 1 @ 6:30 pm
Hare: Whiff (412-979-3314) Starting in 2000, in response to the termination of the annual Feb. 28 PMS hashes, the March 1 St. David’s Day hash was born. The original premise was simple: go back to …
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Hash #1868 Whistlepig Crew – Tight-E, Major, and Bonerz 2:00 pm
Hash #1868 Whistlepig Crew – Tight-E, Major, and Bonerz @ Pub In The Park
Mar 3 @ 2:00 pm
Yup, you read that right! Bonerz is traveling across the globe to visit so we decided to get the Whistlepig Crew back together for the occasion. I know what you’re thinking, another Swissvale hash?? Well, …
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DS # 49 – HARE NEEDED 9:26 pm
DS # 49 – HARE NEEDED
Mar 6 @ 9:26 pm
HARE NEEDED! Are you interested? Hit up The Black Clap
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Hash #1869 International Women’s Day + 1 Hash Sherpes 2:00 pm
Hash #1869 International Women’s Day + 1 Hash Sherpes @ Mad Mex Shady Side
Mar 9 @ 2:00 pm
Hash #1869 International Women's Day + 1 Hash Sherpes @ Mad Mex Shady Side | Pittsburgh | Pennsylvania | United States
 Shadyside has permit parking on Saturday. There is no residential parking permit required for nearby Shady Avenue and the streets east of Shady. Park there and walk to nearby Highland Ave for On-Start. apres at …
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PITT H3 #189 – Hickey and London 6:30 pm
PITT H3 #189 – Hickey and London @ Brook Line N Sinker
Mar 14 @ 6:30 pm
It’s Hickey’s birthday and she didn’t have any other plans.
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Hash #1870 AC/DC, Just Cathy, Putin OTD, Squirreleo & T-Boner 2:00 pm
Hash #1870 AC/DC, Just Cathy, Putin OTD, Squirreleo & T-Boner @ The Port Vue Pub
Mar 17 @ 2:00 pm
Hash #1870 AC/DC, Just Cathy, Putin OTD, Squirreleo & T-Boner @ The Port Vue Pub | McKeesport | Pennsylvania | United States
What: The March Beerthday / St Patty’s Day Celebration Hash #1870 Where: The Port Vue Pub – 305 Laredo St, 15133 (trail is A to A) When: Sunday, Sunday, Sunday! March 17th, 2:00 Pee Ehm. …
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TN@44/ FoolMoon: 3/20 Celebration 6:30 pm
TN@44/ FoolMoon: 3/20 Celebration @ Couch
Mar 20 @ 6:30 pm – 10:30 pm
Blood moon trail!! Cum one, cum all for a fun little jaunt where where two kennels combine! We’ll be celebrating this night, so don your party gear: be it hat, horn, or ? ?.  AC/DC …
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Hash #1871 Green Dress 2019 – Moon and Steph Infection 2:00 pm
Hash #1871 Green Dress 2019 – Moon and Steph Infection @ Krazy Karen's
Mar 23 @ 2:00 pm
https://hashrego.com/events/pittsburgh-green-dress-2019 Cum one Cum All to Moon’s Beerthday Green Dress Extravaganza. Why? We drink, we hash, we sing silly songs, we drink and MOON-why not? Trail will be between 3-4 miles, on-out and apres at …
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DS #52 – Hare Needed 6:30 pm
DS #52 – Hare Needed
Mar 25 @ 6:30 pm
DS #52 - Hare Needed
It’s the day after the Pittsburgh Analversary Weekend.  You’re feeling down in the dumps…the fun it over…..NOT!!!!  Come run your fucking 2 day hangover off with the DarkSide! Who:  Hare Needed! Where:  TBD Why:  To …
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PITT H3 #190 – Another Effing Birthday Trail?! 6:30 pm
PITT H3 #190 – Another Effing Birthday Trail?! @ Joe's Bar
Mar 28 @ 6:30 pm
Where: Joe’s bar – 4814 Buttermilk Hollow Rd, West Mifflin, PA 15122 What:  Because we only have like 12 birthday trails this month, why not throw one more?! Cum out to the edges of town …
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Hash #1872 Just Sims, Just Adam& Squirter& Park Ride. 2:00 pm
Hash #1872 Just Sims, Just Adam& Squirter& Park Ride.
Mar 31 @ 2:00 pm
Just Sims, Just Adam& Squirter& Park Ride. On/out 408 Foreland St, Pittsburgh, PA 15212, USA. Fido friendly, but the house is not. A to A. Allegheny City brewery. Food truck on the Hashers for Apres. …

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Hash #1872 Just Sims, Just Adam& Squirter& Park Ride.
Mar 31 @ 2:00 pm

Just Sims, Just Adam& Squirter& Park Ride. On/out 408 Foreland St, Pittsburgh, PA 15212, USA. Fido friendly, but the house is not. A to A. Allegheny City brewery. Food truck on the Hashers for Apres. Trail & circle beer on hares. No hash cash. Sights, Steps& hills exploring the N. Side. One Contra stop along trail. We’ll try to keep you upright and your feet dry.

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DS # 50 – Plea Barkin and Scrum Guzzler @ Mad Mex, Waterworks
Apr 5 @ 6:30 pm
Holy shit we’re old! 50 trails already!

Who: Plea Barkin and Scrum Guzzler
Where: Mad Mex Waterworks
When: April 5, meet at 6:30pm, on our at 7pm
Why: To run a harder longer trail and and enjoy the shit out of it!

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Hash #1873 WMD’s 50th Beerthday Hash @ Zone28
Apr 7 @ 2:00 pm

Hares:  WMD & Kunt Spel Jill (KSJ)

Where:  Zone28 – 2525 Freeport Road, Harmar, PA 15238

When:  Sunday, April 7th – 2PM

WMD is turning 50.  He wants to celebrate his beerthday with an adventurous hash.  Trail may include:  beautiful vistas, manicured trails, eagle viewing, trespassing, unmarked abandoned mine shafts, bears, quick sand, locals on quads with guns, a river crossing, Big Foot, hookers and blow.

Seriously:  Trail is ~5 miles, wide open, lots of elevation change, not stroller friendly.

$5 hash cash gets you trail beer/snacks and a pizza buffet at the apres.  Zone28 has a nice selection of craft beers.  Pre/post hash libations are contra as WMD lives in Shaler, not Fox Chapel.

Trail is dog friendly.  The apres is not.

Lonely?  Bored?  Have bedroom issues?  Call Moon.  Otherwise contact WMD at 724-816-0804.

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PITT H3 #191 – Beets and Asscavator @ Spring Hill Brewing
Apr 11 @ 6:30 pm

They close @ 10 so ya may wanna park on the streets surrounding if ya think we may not get back in time…. Also try and take spaces further from the entrance out of consideration for their other patrons. Probably wanna leave Fido @ home unless you’re ok with carrying your doggo. Snacks will not be limited to emoji-cookies. Expect very little from this trail and you will likely leave thoroughly disappointed.

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Hash #1874 Green Mile @ McMinn’s Irish Pub in Castle Shannon
Apr 14 @ 2:00 pm

Sunday April 14th we’ll start at McMinn’s Irish Pub in Castle Shannon. 3925 Willow Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15234.

Free street parking on willow or you can take the trolley to Willow station. They don’t open til 2 so go to Kimmie’s if you can’t wait. Low distance, low shiggy, low expectations. Cheap wings after though!

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TN@#45: Bachelorette Party Hash! @ Refucilo Winery
Apr 17 @ 6:30 pm – 10:30 pm

Do you have an old bridesmaid dress in your closet gathering dust? Put it on and join 4 harriettes who are getting married this year for the first TN@ Bachelorette Hash! You might want to bring a little extra cash for bonus bridal shenanigans. Please bring ID and trail is not doggo-friendly.

Location: Refucilo Wine, 907 Western Ave, Pittsburgh, PA 15233
Meet up: 6:30 pm
On-out: 7:00 pm
Harriettes: Dirty Gerbil, EZ to Please, Steph Infection & BitchinHeat
Hash cash: $5

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*TN@ trails happen every 28 days and are ladies only.*

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Hash #1875 – NOT the PBCW charity Hash Again!   – VueGina, Sex Pak, T-Bag @ Caliente Pizza and Drafthouse
Apr 20 @ 12:30 pm

Hash #1875 – NOT the PBCW charity Hash Again!   – VueGina, Sex Pak, T-Bag

Where: Caliente Pizza and Drafthouse, 225 Commercial Ave, Aspinwall, PA 15215
 
When: Saturday, April the 20th at 12:30 PM meet-up and On out at 1 PM.
 
Cost: Hash Cash of $10 gets you beer before, beers on trail and then pizza and MORE beer at the apres.
 
What?????
 
Follow the Pgh Craft Beer Week hares once again as they forgo the reasoning that the Pittsburgh Craft Beer Week has been canceled and follow through with their yearly dedication of helping Caliente Pizza and Draft House raise money for a local charity. We will gather in the upstairs banquet room before and after the run. Take the stairway to the left of the regular Caliente entrance. Parking is across the street or anywhere you can find it. It is metered parking, bring change.
 
Meet and greet chalk talk 12:30 to 1PM – $10 Hash Cash
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PITT H3 #192 – Urethra Franklin and Cock In A Net @ Dad's pub brinton road
Apr 25 @ 6:30 pm

Thirty-three years ago a disaster like none other took place. Not since the advent of hashing has the world dealt with such a disruptive force. It laid waste to an area that still can’t be visited. That force was the devastating nuclear meltdown of Chernobyl. Pitt Hash #192 is going to bring these 2 forces together. We found a mini-reactor on the internets and set it to blow! Will you be able to get to it in time to shut it down before it melts down? Since we are legits worried that you all will fail… trail is slightly outside of city limits. If we blow up Braddock Hills – Eh?!? If we blow up Pittsburgh, there goes all future PITTH3 hashes!
Trail will have some surprises for you to find that will help you on your quest. Bring your Russian Tuxedos, bring your lights, and bring your will to save humanity. We will provide the beers vodka, and snacks on trail. Dad’s Pub is open until 10 so bring a couple bucks as we plan on ordering a couple pizzas to munch on after trail if we survive!

Apr
27
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Hash #1876: White Dress Run & 4 Hash Weddings @ Enix Brewing Company
Apr 27 @ 2:00 pm

Grab your white dresses and celebrate with EIGHT, that’s right EIGHT, half-minds getting married this year! This may be the first and only white dress run, so hit up Goodwill and bring your finest, tackiest white dress. Prizes will be awarded for best dressed! Dog-friendly as along as they’re appropriately dressed for a wedding.

Start: Enix Brewing Company, 337 E 8th Avenue, Homestead, PA 15120
Gather: 2:00pm
On-Out: 2:30pm
Hares: Bitch N’ Heat, Fukstik, Steph Infection, Twerkin, T-Boner, Dirty Gerbil, Whale’s Vagina, EZ 2 Please
Trail: Some shiggy, between 3-5 miles, expect the unexpected.
No hash cash, bring $ for apres.

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DS #51 – Moaning Lisa @ Shale's Cafe
May 3 @ 6:30 pm

Moaning Lisa, swooping in for the last minute fill in.

Who: Moaning Lisa

Where: Shale’s Cafe, 5th Avenue

Why: To run a harder, longer trail And enjoy the shit out of it!