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PITT H3 #192 – Urethra Franklin and Cock In A Net @ Dad's pub brinton road
Apr 25 @ 6:30 pm

Thirty-three years ago a disaster like none other took place. Not since the advent of hashing has the world dealt with such a disruptive force. It laid waste to an area that still can’t be visited. That force was the devastating nuclear meltdown of Chernobyl. Pitt Hash #192 is going to bring these 2 forces together. We found a mini-reactor on the internets and set it to blow! Will you be able to get to it in time to shut it down before it melts down? Since we are legits worried that you all will fail… trail is slightly outside of city limits. If we blow up Braddock Hills – Eh?!? If we blow up Pittsburgh, there goes all future PITTH3 hashes!
Trail will have some surprises for you to find that will help you on your quest. Bring your Russian Tuxedos, bring your lights, and bring your will to save humanity. We will provide the beers vodka, and snacks on trail. Dad’s Pub is open until 10 so bring a couple bucks as we plan on ordering a couple pizzas to munch on after trail if we survive!

PITT H3 #193 – Tight-E and 2Birds @ Stack'd Oakland
May 9 @ 6:30 pm

Come on out for a good ol’ Pitt trail with Tight E and 2 Birds.

Where: Stack’d Oakland 3716 Forbes Ave, Pittsburgh, PA 15213
When: May 9 meet at 6:30, hares away at 7

Parking in Oakland sucks but the Forbes Semple garage on Meyren Ave has a flat rate of $6 after 4pm.

There will be shiggy, shiggy socks/long pants are recommended.

Trail is not necessarily dog friendly, bring dogs at your own discretion.

The kitchen at Stack’d is open until 11pm.

PITT H3 #194 – Anal Eaze, ICP, and Wheelbarrow Willie @ The Huddle
May 23 @ 6:30 pm

It’s almost Anal Eaze’s birthday! And she came up with the totally original idea of haring a birthday trail! ICP and Wheelbarrow Willie were so dazzled by her plan, they decided to tag along!

Since you’ll be dressed in your party best, expect a flat, dry, shiggy-free trail. On out is at The Huddle. They’re cash only but have an ATM inside. They also have good food until 11:00! Trail will not  be super dog-friendly.

The Huddle
1648 Broadway Avenue
Pittsburgh PA 15216

PITT H3- #195 Koi Boi Pre-lube trail @ Cinderlands Warehouse
May 30 @ 6:30 pm

Fuck it, we’ll do it live.

PITT H3 #196 – Barely Man-Below and Moon @ Independent Brewing Co
Jun 6 @ 6:30 pm

Portland Takeover June 6th at 6:30

Independent Brewing Co.
1704 Shady Ave. 15217
Barely Manbelow and Moon promise to keep it weird and squirrelly.
PITT H3 #197 – Secret Hare (PA) with Secret cohares @ secret location (Federal Gallery)
Jun 20 @ 6:30 pm

PITT H3 #197 – Secret Hare (PA) with Secret cohares
Jun 20 @ 6:30 pm

On Thursday starting at a secret location (Federal Gallery) secret hares (PA, Just Jeremy, Just Chad, a Super Secert Pancake Loving Texan) will lay a secret trail (using flour) to lead you to more secret locations (beer stops) and the penultimate secret location (circle).

PITT H3 #198 – DD and Dabenz @ Brew Gentleman
Jul 4 @ 6:30 pm

Brew Gentleman might be closed but Dabenz has a plan!! There will be a great spot for fireworks. Trail isn’t super doggo friendly.

PITT H3 #199 – Willly’s Wonk -Oink, Anal, Lever @ The Clark Bar
Jul 18 @ 6:30 pm

Pitt H3 #199 – Willy’s Wonk….

Cum out with your hares Oink, Anal, and Lever for a night that sure to be “scrumtitlyumptious”. Find a golden dick and you might be rewarded with “pure inebriation”….. On out at The Clark Bar and Grill. Shiggy yes, dog friendly yes. The bar closes at 9:30 but there are plenty of places go after trail close by.

Willy Wonka themed dress optional

PITT H3 #200 – My Hog n Me And Drunk Dynasty @ Jack's
Aug 1 @ 6:30 pm

Calling all wankers, yankers, and spankers, it’s time for Pitt trail… *checks notes* …#200! So put down your toys and your dicks for a couple of hours and we’ll see you at Jack’s because of fucking tradition that’s why. Trail #1: Jack’s. Trail #100: Jack’s. Trail #200: Jack’s, so if you’re expecting anything original on this trail you can just forget it. For those who remember, and for those who don’t, trail #100 included many dumpster-fire worthy events such as hobo piss drinking, caught hares at the T station, and a jaunt up the motherfucking Duquesne incline steps. Do we think we can top that? Impossible, so why bother! I would expect a much flatter, drama-free, generally much more wholesome and friendly trail than #100. Definitely. There might be an eagle/turkey split for those who yearn for a near-death experience because life just isn’t interesting enough for you. You’d be fucking stupid to bring your dog. Actually, you’d be fucking stupid to bring yourself. Eat your wheaties and bring a light. And it GOES WITHOUT SAYING that you should bring a cup if you have one. If any virgins show up, may God have mercy on their soul.

We have the honor to be your most obedient servants,
My HogNMe
Drunk Dynasty

PITT H3 201 AGM Campout – BEAR IT ALL @ Camp Davis Campground
Aug 10 @ 11:00 am – Aug 11 @ 12:00 pm

Hash Rego-

Welcum welcum to the 2019 PITT AGM – BEAR IT ALL WEEKEND!
That’s right hashers, join us while we bear it all at Camp Davis is a private, membership-only, clothing optional campground but they are allowing us to join the fun! So please read their camp release and waiver as you will be signing one! There will also be another group besides the locals so please have respect for everyone!

What to expect?

Camping, trails, shiggy, a pool, indoor and outdoor showers, food, fun, dancing, games, etc etc.

Come dressed as some kinda bear!!!

Few notes:

1. The campout is technically Saturday morning to Sunday morning. You can come up Friday but food for Friday dinner and Saturday breakfast is on you. Beer will be tapped Friday however.

2. Rego includes camping, trail, lunch, dinner Saturday and breakfast Sunday morning. You can also rego to camp on Friday for $60 but as stated above food is on you!

3. Carpooling is highly recommended as the parking may be tight, also camping may be a little tight as we are sharing the space with locals and another group, but what do I  know I am not a doctor.

4. There is no float this year at the AGM but they have a pool so bring some swimming gear…or don’t and bear it all *wink wink*.