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May
18
Sat
Hash #1879 FOOL Moon R Yinz from Pittsburgh Hash -Moon @ Allegheny City Brewery
May 18 @ 3:00 pm

R Yinz from Pittsburgh Hash, Saturday May 18th at 3pm

Allegheny City Brewery, 507 Foreland St, Pittsburgh, PA 15212

It looks like we’ll have some unsuspecting “Ahta tahn” hashers so how better to greet them to Pixburgh than to take them up some godforsaken hills to sip local brews.

All contra all the time, Moon 412-310-3741

Jun
17
Mon
June Full Moon – Taco Trail @ One Way Field
Jun 17 @ 7:00 pm

No hash cash.

 

Bring a six pack.

Bring a six pack.

Bring a six pack, you have been told!

 

Come on out to the old, tiny, ball park. Bring a six pack, headlamp, wiffle bat, and maybe a rain slicker.

Low expectations, high potential!

Aug
15
Thu
PITT H3 #202 / FOOL MOON – Scrum and Meow / @ The Porch
Aug 15 @ 6:30 pm
Oct
13
Sun
Hash #1899 – Fool Moon Double Header @ Jamison's
Oct 13 @ 2:00 pm

Hared by Green Mile and Dick A Day.

Urban/shiggy, dog friendly, but watch out for killer burrs!

Jan
10
Fri
Mad Wolf 20/20 Fool Moon
Jan 10 @ 6:30 pm – 9:00 pm

January Fool Moon Hash

Whereplace: Shiloh Grill, 123 Shiloh St, Pittsburgh, PA 15211
Werewomen: Gooey Decimal and Money Shot

Ahhhhhwooooooooo!
Calling all wolves for the Wolf Moon Hash! ?

Meet at Shiloh Grill (We have the upstairs reserved for apres. Bonus Mrs. Soffel Ghost sightings included.

Headlamps suggested.
One stop is included, the rest are contra. CASH ONLY!!!!!
Dogs are welcome on trail but not at contra stops. Unless they are actually werewolves and can change into their human form for bar entry.

 

 

Feb
9
Sun
Hash #1917 / Fool Moon – Pack My Purple Fanny Because it’s the Fool Moon @ Nike Missile Silo
Feb 9 @ 2:00 pm – 3:00 pm

Hares: Purple Princess, Pack My Fanny, Asscavator Masturbator

Follow Nike Road straight to the Montour Trail, bear left after the gate, up to the parking area.

Da Plane, Da Plane! Come and enjoy a short, flat, dry, & shiggy free trail! This trail will coincide with Dead Kennedys Fat Bike fest. There will be Fat Bikes galore, there will be shiggy, there will be planes in abundance.

Trail will end at the bike fest, and you all will meet some awesome former hashers, who in their old age and wisdom have decided that running a trail hared by Purple Princess (et al) isn’t in their best interest.

$5 hash cash, trail is doggy friendly, not kid friendly unless you don’t like your kids. Seriously, I’d keep the kiddos at home. A dry bag is highly recommended, as is a beerthday present for Pack My Fanny, who was born at the hash time of 2:30pm, on February 9th, 1973. Your presence is all the gift she needs, but she does have a fondness for ciders. Just sayin.
Meet at 2, on out at 2:30

Sex advice, lonely, need a shoulder to cry on? Pack My Fanny…401-651-3378

Directions, shortcuts, beer location…Purple Princess 412-432-9807

Note: This is both a numbered hash and the February Fool Moon.

Mar
10
Tue
March Fool Moon – Purim Hash @ Squirrel Hill Cafe
Mar 10 @ 6:30 pm – 9:00 pm

Impromptu, costumes encouraged.

Apr
9
Thu
Canceled: PITTH3 #2xx & Fool Moon: ICP and Anal Eaze @ Roundabout
Apr 9 @ 6:30 pm

Canceled due to Covid-19