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Hash #1877 “Beer Nuts in May: An Ode to Beer Lovers.” -BitchinHeat, Fuk Stik, Purple Princess 6:30 pm
Hash #1877 “Beer Nuts in May: An Ode to Beer Lovers.” -BitchinHeat, Fuk Stik, Purple Princess @ Park Place Pub
May 6 @ 6:30 pm
May 6th: Time: 6:00 PM gather, run start promptly at 6:30 pm Hash Cash: $5 for non-members Start: Park Place Pub, 5719 Bryant St. Pittsburgh, PA 15206 Apres: Casa de Purple, 528 Mellon St., Pittsburgh, PA 15206 …
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Hash #1878 Nuts In May – Fuk Stik, BitchinHeat, Nana Tinkle Taco 6:00 pm
Hash #1878 Nuts In May – Fuk Stik, BitchinHeat, Nana Tinkle Taco @ Legends
May 13 @ 6:00 pm
May 13th: Time: 6:00 PM gather, run start promptly at 6:30pm Hash Cash: $5 for non-members Start: Legends, 914 Brownsville Rd., Pittsburgh, PA 15210 Apres: Casa de Fuk Stik & BitchinHeat, 421 Birmingham Ave., Pittsburgh, PA 15210 …
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Hash #1879 FOOL Moon R Yinz from Pittsburgh Hash -Moon 3:00 pm
Hash #1879 FOOL Moon R Yinz from Pittsburgh Hash -Moon @ Allegheny City Brewery
May 18 @ 3:00 pm
R Yinz from Pittsburgh Hash, Saturday May 18th at 3pm Allegheny City Brewery, 507 Foreland St, Pittsburgh, PA 15212 It looks like we’ll have some unsuspecting “Ahta tahn” hashers so how better to greet them to Pixburgh …
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Hash #1880 Mac’n’sleaze and Smitten 2:00 pm
Hash #1880 Mac’n’sleaze and Smitten @ Pastoli’s Pizza, Pasta, and Paisans
May 26 @ 2:00 pm
Pastoli’s Pizza, Pasta, and Paisans 1900 Murray Avenue 15217 Mac and Smitten’s Silver anal-varsity + Mammorial day weak-end smell-lube-ration Once upon a time some friends decided to go on a journey together.  They expected a …
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Hash #1879 FOOL Moon R Yinz from Pittsburgh Hash -Moon @ Allegheny City Brewery
May 18 @ 3:00 pm

R Yinz from Pittsburgh Hash, Saturday May 18th at 3pm

Allegheny City Brewery, 507 Foreland St, Pittsburgh, PA 15212

It looks like we’ll have some unsuspecting “Ahta tahn” hashers so how better to greet them to Pixburgh than to take them up some godforsaken hills to sip local brews.

All contra all the time, Moon 412-310-3741

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Hash #1880 Mac’n’sleaze and Smitten @ Pastoli’s Pizza, Pasta, and Paisans
May 26 @ 2:00 pm

Pastoli’s Pizza, Pasta, and Paisans

1900 Murray Avenue 15217

Mac and Smitten’s Silver anal-varsity + Mammorial day weak-end smell-lube-ration

Once upon a time some friends decided to go on a journey together.  They expected a mere walk in the park, but it blossomed in surprising ways.  The journey was exhilarating.  It was dangerous.  It was intoxicating.  They navigated ups and downs, twists and turns, dark passageways and labyrinths.  Often they felt lost, confused, and exposed to the elements.  But as the journey unfolded they became stronger and more inebriated.  They were glad to have friends to help them find the way.  As they staggered towards the final stretch, they reckoned they would do it all over again.    And they did.  And there was much rejoicing.

This summer of hash love, with its weddings and babies aplenty, reminds Mac and Smitten of a time when we too were in the throes of sweet new love and as busy as bunnies…way back when yinz younger, snottier whipper-snappers were toddling around with entirely different sorts of bottles, onesies, and mammary obsessions…. Time slips by, and we find ourselves approaching our 25th year of conjugal bliss and the making of Slays.  To commemorate our short, flat, shiggy-free life together, we will lay a suitable trail in the not-so-virgin hash paradise of Squirrel Hill.  We’ll also raise a glass in honor of our veterans.  Join us in Mr Rogers’ neighborhood as we celebrate the many wonderful complexities of hashing, friendship, freedom, and love.

Gather at 2:00 pm at Pastoli’s Pizza.  On-out some measure of hash time after.  Apres 0.5 mile away at 5711 Northumberland.  Portions of trail marked “No Dogs.”  Apres is Fido-friendly but the indoor cat is not.

You can wrestle the cat for nap space if needed before you drive home.

Relationship advice? Contact Smitten 412-951-1440

Viagra prescriptions? Contact Mac 412-354-8825

Questions, concerns about the journey?  You’re on your own, amigi. We’re still trying to figure it all out.

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Hash #1882 Bienvenue a Zelienople @ Bugh'ers Harmony
Jun 15 @ 1:00 pm

Courtesy of SleE-Z Pass and BitchinHeat

Trail will be about 4 miles A to A.69

Moisture and some shiggy through the middle but the rest is on pavement.

Trail and ?? location dog friendly, dogs allowed on patio at on-out.

There is public parking about a block up from Burgh’ers, please park there so not to overrun their lot.

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Hash #1883 Annual TN@ Charity Trail: Dick Cup! @ Rumerz Sports Bar and Grill
Jun 23 @ 2:00 pm

Dick Cup is TN@s annual Manvitational and charity hash.

On-out at 2:00 PM
Hash cash = $5
One of our own is the beneficiary this year! 100% of cash collected will be donated to Strap-on to help him rebuild his business after the Etna warehouse fire.

Dick Cup points will be awarded in the following categories:
1) Trail challenges – We will provide a list of challenges to complete along trail (need tech on trail)
2) Name That Hasher Quiz
3) Beer stop games
4) Money collected – can be from your team and civilians

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Hash #1884 – Donkey Ho Te presents, The Good, The Bad & The Blue Hole @ Blue Hole
Jun 30 @ 1:00 pm

1PM On-Out!

For our third-in-a-decade trip out to Chaintown, AKA, Blue Hole, AKA, Creek Falls (because map technology keeps improving and creating new names for places), we’ll be taking a new approach.

Pull past the Boy Scout Camp to the State Game Lands parking at the end of the road. There’s a circle and a small lot.

We’ll be on State Game Lands, so Safety Third aside, it’s not a bad idea to wear orange. You’ll be in water, so protect your electronics with PoorTex plastic baggies or leave them in the car. Dry bag mightn’t be a bad idea either.

Questions? Contact Donkey – 412.326.9250

Dropped pin
Near Unnamed Road, Scottdale, PA 15683
https://maps.app.goo.gl/vCLHgTDNF2jMAgTD8

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Hash #1885 – Mushroom Creams Again @ Casa de Creamy
Jul 7 @ 2:00 pm

Too cool to go to Eerie? Come hash through shady Riverview Park Cream of Mushroom. After chill out in his pool for circle.

Parking is best in the driveway, by the soccer field, or in the lot below the soccer field.

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Hash #1886 Hickey-London 10 year hickeyversary @ Walker's Pub
Jul 13 @ 2:00 pm

One contra stop, free Hickeys on trail!

 

It was July 19, 2009. She was wearing a sombrero and getting vodka Red Bull’s from a guy who promised to take her to see a Harry Potter movie the following day. He was was learning how to Pole dance from a girl who clawed him in the face with her fingernails when he couldn’t pick up the skill. Their eyes met across the room. Okay, I’m lying. A fellow harsher introduced them and they had very little interest in one another.

However, getting stranded in a 70’s theme bar (RIP Jane’s Groove) and drinking their weight in cheap tequila shots had a funny way of building attraction.

By 6am, a guy was mopping the floors of the club and there were just two people left in a booth. One if them had acquired more hickeys than should be legal. I’ll give you a hint: it was Hickey No Dickey.

This drunken Korean evening turned into a weird morning. Two hashers slept in a subway station and then on a hiking path and wore yesterday’s running clothes to a Sunday morning trail. Perhaps no one would’ve questioned what happened when they showed up to trail, except that the female hasher hadn’t been near a mirror didn’t know about the hickeys until she arrived at the hash. She never lived this event down and acquired her hash name a few weeks later. Shriveled In London had lived up to his hash name once again.

Anyway, it’s been 10 years. So come celebrate with Hickey and London- two people who decided to turn a drunken night into a marriage. We’re still not sure what the fuck we were thinking, but we’re still together, so come celebrate our 10 year hickeyversary.

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Hash #1887 Float and Bloat -Moon, WMD, Cunt Spells Jill
Jul 20 @ 2:00 pm
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Hash #1888 – Folker @ Bee'z Bistro & Pub
Jul 29 @ 6:30 pm

No cash needed, no contra stops! Bring a change of clothes and a thirst for beer.

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Hash #1889 – Lost In Bush & STFU @ Mineo's Pizza House
Aug 4 @ 2:00 pm

Lost in the Bush’s Late Housewarming Hash

8 months after moving here, it’s finally time for you to come visit! (“Weren’t we just here 2 months ago,” you may ask? Yes, but I was not…)

Expect pavement, parks and PBR (just kidding in that last one…). Dog- friendliness TBD.

On- out around 2:30.