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DS #51 – Moaning Lisa 6:30 pm
DS #51 – Moaning Lisa @ Shale's Cafe
May 3 @ 6:30 pm
Moaning Lisa, swooping in for the last minute fill in. Who: Moaning Lisa Where: Shale’s Cafe, 5th Avenue Why: To run a harder, longer trail And enjoy the shit out of it!
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P3-H3 (Kids hash) – Mister Weasel 2:00 pm
P3-H3 (Kids hash) – Mister Weasel
May 5 @ 2:00 pm
Here we go year number four. What: Mexican culture trail When: 5/5/2019 @ 2pm Where: TBD in Frick Park Why: To celebrate the victory of the Mexican army over the French How: Miles and Margaritas. …
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Hash #1877 “Beer Nuts in May: An Ode to Beer Lovers.” -BitchinHeat, Fuk Stik, Purple Princess 6:30 pm
Hash #1877 “Beer Nuts in May: An Ode to Beer Lovers.” -BitchinHeat, Fuk Stik, Purple Princess @ Park Place Pub
May 6 @ 6:30 pm
May 6th: Time: 6:00 PM gather, run start promptly at 6:30 pm Hash Cash: $5 for non-members Start: Park Place Pub, 5719 Bryant St. Pittsburgh, PA 15206 Apres: Casa de Purple, 528 Mellon St., Pittsburgh, PA 15206 …
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PITT H3 #193 – Tight-E and 2Birds 6:30 pm
PITT H3 #193 – Tight-E and 2Birds @ Stack'd Oakland
May 9 @ 6:30 pm
Come on out for a good ol’ Pitt trail with Tight E and 2 Birds. Where: Stack’d Oakland 3716 Forbes Ave, Pittsburgh, PA 15213 When: May 9 meet at 6:30, hares away at 7 Parking …
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Allegheny Cleanways trash cleanup 10:00 am
Allegheny Cleanways trash cleanup
May 11 @ 10:00 am
Spring Clean-up with Allegheny Cleanways. Come get dirty with us as we clean up a hillside in Homewood. Plenty of street parking. I’ll bring beers for afterward.
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Hash #1878 Nuts In May – Fuk Stik, BitchinHeat, Nana Tinkle Taco 6:00 pm
Hash #1878 Nuts In May – Fuk Stik, BitchinHeat, Nana Tinkle Taco @ Legends
May 13 @ 6:00 pm
May 13th: Time: 6:00 PM gather, run start promptly at 6:30pm Hash Cash: $5 for non-members Start: Legends, 914 Brownsville Rd., Pittsburgh, PA 15210 Apres: Casa de Fuk Stik & BitchinHeat, 421 Birmingham Ave., Pittsburgh, PA 15210 …
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TN@#46: Heart On, SleE-Z Pass, & Just Teresa 6:30 pm
TN@#46: Heart On, SleE-Z Pass, & Just Teresa @ Coughlin's Law
May 15 @ 6:30 pm – 10:30 pm
*TN@ trails happen every 28 days and are ladies only.*
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PITT Beer Mile 8:30 pm
PITT Beer Mile @ Schenley Oval
May 16 @ 8:30 pm
Test your speed and stomach at the semi-annual PITT H3 Beer Mile! 4 laps, 4 beers, and a whole lot of entertainment. This is open to all, so bring your friends. Mediocre qualifying beer will …
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Hash #1879 FOOL Moon R Yinz from Pittsburgh Hash -Moon 3:00 pm
Hash #1879 FOOL Moon R Yinz from Pittsburgh Hash -Moon @ Allegheny City Brewery
May 18 @ 3:00 pm
R Yinz from Pittsburgh Hash, Saturday May 18th at 3pm Allegheny City Brewery, 507 Foreland St, Pittsburgh, PA 15212 It looks like we’ll have some unsuspecting “Ahta tahn” hashers so how better to greet them to Pixburgh …
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PITT H3 #194 – Anal Eaze, ICP, and Wheelbarrow Willie 6:30 pm
PITT H3 #194 – Anal Eaze, ICP, and Wheelbarrow Willie @ The Huddle
May 23 @ 6:30 pm
It’s almost Anal Eaze’s birthday! And she came up with the totally original idea of haring a birthday trail! ICP and Wheelbarrow Willie were so dazzled by her plan, they decided to tag along! Since …
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Hash #1880 Mac’n’sleaze and Smitten 2:00 pm
Hash #1880 Mac’n’sleaze and Smitten @ Pastoli’s Pizza, Pasta, and Paisans
May 26 @ 2:00 pm
Pastoli’s Pizza, Pasta, and Paisans 1900 Murray Avenue 15217 Mac and Smitten’s Silver anal-varsity + Mammorial day weak-end smell-lube-ration Once upon a time some friends decided to go on a journey together.  They expected a …
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PITT H3- #195 Koi Boi Pre-lube trail 6:30 pm
PITT H3- #195 Koi Boi Pre-lube trail @ Cinderlands Warehouse
May 30 @ 6:30 pm
Fuck it, we’ll do it live.
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Pittsburgh’s Beerfest Weekend 2019 2:00 pm
Pittsburgh’s Beerfest Weekend 2019 @ Frazer Fire Hall
May 31 @ 2:00 pm – Jun 2 @ 2:00 pm
Pittsburgh's Beerfest Weekend 2019 @ Frazer Fire Hall | Tarentum | Pennsylvania | United States
    https://hashrego.com/events/analversary-weekend-2019 Grab your tightest Dirndl and brush up on your favorite drinking songs, because the Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers is having BEERFEST! As the great Barry Badrinath once said “I’m better when I’m …

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PITT H3 #194 – Anal Eaze, ICP, and Wheelbarrow Willie @ The Huddle
May 23 @ 6:30 pm

It’s almost Anal Eaze’s birthday! And she came up with the totally original idea of haring a birthday trail! ICP and Wheelbarrow Willie were so dazzled by her plan, they decided to tag along!

Since you’ll be dressed in your party best, expect a flat, dry, shiggy-free trail. On out is at The Huddle. They’re cash only but have an ATM inside. They also have good food until 11:00! Trail will not  be super dog-friendly.

The Huddle
1648 Broadway Avenue
Pittsburgh PA 15216

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Hash #1880 Mac’n’sleaze and Smitten @ Pastoli’s Pizza, Pasta, and Paisans
May 26 @ 2:00 pm

Pastoli’s Pizza, Pasta, and Paisans

1900 Murray Avenue 15217

Mac and Smitten’s Silver anal-varsity + Mammorial day weak-end smell-lube-ration

Once upon a time some friends decided to go on a journey together.  They expected a mere walk in the park, but it blossomed in surprising ways.  The journey was exhilarating.  It was dangerous.  It was intoxicating.  They navigated ups and downs, twists and turns, dark passageways and labyrinths.  Often they felt lost, confused, and exposed to the elements.  But as the journey unfolded they became stronger and more inebriated.  They were glad to have friends to help them find the way.  As they staggered towards the final stretch, they reckoned they would do it all over again.    And they did.  And there was much rejoicing.

This summer of hash love, with its weddings and babies aplenty, reminds Mac and Smitten of a time when we too were in the throes of sweet new love and as busy as bunnies…way back when yinz younger, snottier whipper-snappers were toddling around with entirely different sorts of bottles, onesies, and mammary obsessions…. Time slips by, and we find ourselves approaching our 25th year of conjugal bliss and the making of Slays.  To commemorate our short, flat, shiggy-free life together, we will lay a suitable trail in the not-so-virgin hash paradise of Squirrel Hill.  We’ll also raise a glass in honor of our veterans.  Join us in Mr Rogers’ neighborhood as we celebrate the many wonderful complexities of hashing, friendship, freedom, and love.

Gather at 2:00 pm at Pastoli’s Pizza.  On-out some measure of hash time after.  Apres 0.5 mile away at 5711 Northumberland.  Portions of trail marked “No Dogs.”  Apres is Fido-friendly but the indoor cat is not.

You can wrestle the cat for nap space if needed before you drive home.

Relationship advice? Contact Smitten 412-951-1440

Viagra prescriptions? Contact Mac 412-354-8825

Questions, concerns about the journey?  You’re on your own, amigi. We’re still trying to figure it all out.

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PITT H3- #195 Koi Boi Pre-lube trail @ Cinderlands Warehouse
May 30 @ 6:30 pm

Fuck it, we’ll do it live.

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Pittsburgh’s Beerfest Weekend 2019 @ Frazer Fire Hall
May 31 @ 2:00 pm – Jun 2 @ 2:00 pm
Pittsburgh's Beerfest Weekend 2019 @ Frazer Fire Hall | Tarentum | Pennsylvania | United States

 

 

https://hashrego.com/events/analversary-weekend-2019

Grab your tightest Dirndl and brush up on your favorite drinking songs, because the Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers is having BEERFEST!

As the great Barry Badrinath once said “I’m better when I’m drunk.”

Besides schnitzels and wieners, your weekend will be filled with all kinds of cool shiza!

Rego includes: Friday & Saturday trails, bottomless beer, 5 delicious meals (Friday dinner, Saturday breakfast/lunch/dinner, and Sunday breakfast), Friday Night Beer Exchange, BeerFest Olympics, Costume contest, Dancing, Skits, Haberdashery, Endless dress-up possibilities, as well as a very nice place to pitch your tent!

The campground is entirely private, a short drive outside of the city, and there are hotels nearby if you’d rather sleep indoors.

Registration Info:
Early Bird Special: $80 until 2/28
Regular Rate: $90 until 4/30
Late Rabbit Rate: $100 until May 30
Walk-up Rate: $120

BeerFest

Camping stuff, beer for the Craft Beer Exchange, wine for the wine share, your best/worst german themed attire

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DS Barcrawl @ Mike's Beer Bar
Jun 3 @ 6:30 pm
It’s the day after the Pittsburgh Analversary Weekend. You’re feeling down in the dumps…the fun it over…..NOT!!!! We’re not doing a trail per se…it’s goona be a bar crawl!
 
Where: Mike’s Beer Bar, 110 Federal St, Pittsburgh, PA 15212
Why: Drink some beer, hang out, have fun
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PITT H3 #196 – Barely Man-Below and Moon @ Independent Brewing Co
Jun 6 @ 6:30 pm

Portland Takeover June 6th at 6:30

Independent Brewing Co.
1704 Shady Ave. 15217
Barely Manbelow and Moon promise to keep it weird and squirrelly.
Jun
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Porn Agains Don’t Expect Shit Rainbow Dress Run @ Real Luck Cafe
Jun 7 @ 6:30 pm

Buy a rainbow dress, don’t expect shit.

 

 

 

Scrum is a trash man.

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Hash #1881 – Goodbye Allegheny 6 Pack and Thanks for the Hash! @ Allegheny 6 Pack & Dog House
Jun 9 @ 12:00 pm

12:00 PM meet-up and On out at 1 PM, courtesy of Vue-gina & Sex Pak

Cost: Apres food is provided, pre-lube and apres beers are discounted and trail beer is 50/50.

What?????

A place where I have worked once a week, hung out there with many friends, many times to raise many beers and where I have had several birthday hashes and snow covered trails over 7 years or so, is closing. Please join VueGina and I as we say goodbye to the Allegheny 6 Pack and Doghouse. Trail will be a normal Cheswick trail, meaning there’s a river on one side and hills on the other. Take your choice and relive those messed up trails that I’ve laid here before.

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TN@#47: Sir Vix, Narco Polo, & Nana Tinkle Taco’s Beerthday Hash!
Jun 12 @ 6:30 pm – 10:30 pm

Come one, come all to celebrate the beerthdays of Nana Tinkle Taco, Narco Polo, & Sir Vix! Trail begins at Sir Vix’s place. Bring a vessel if you have one. Food will be provided at the apres.

 

*TN@ trails happen every 28 days and are ladies only.*

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Hash #1882 Bienvenue a Zelienople @ Bugh'ers Harmony
Jun 15 @ 1:00 pm

Courtesy of SleE-Z Pass and BitchinHeat

Trail will be about 4 miles A to A.69

Moisture and some shiggy through the middle but the rest is on pavement.

Trail and ?? location dog friendly, dogs allowed on patio at on-out.

There is public parking about a block up from Burgh’ers, please park there so not to overrun their lot.