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Hash #1882 Bienvenue a Zelienople 1:00 pm
Hash #1882 Bienvenue a Zelienople @ Bugh'ers Harmony
Jun 15 @ 1:00 pm
Courtesy of SleE-Z Pass and BitchinHeat Trail will be about 4 miles A to A.69 Moisture and some shiggy through the middle but the rest is on pavement. Trail and ?? location dog friendly, dogs …
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Hash #1883 Annual TN@ Charity Trail: Dick Cup! 2:00 pm
Hash #1883 Annual TN@ Charity Trail: Dick Cup! @ Rumerz Sports Bar and Grill
Jun 23 @ 2:00 pm
Dick Cup is TN@s annual Manvitational and charity hash. On-out at 2:00 PM Hash cash = $5 One of our own is the beneficiary this year! 100% of cash collected will be donated to Strap-on …
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Hash #1884 – Donkey Ho Te presents, The Good, The Bad & The Blue Hole 1:00 pm
Hash #1884 – Donkey Ho Te presents, The Good, The Bad & The Blue Hole @ Blue Hole
Jun 30 @ 1:00 pm
1PM On-Out! For our third-in-a-decade trip out to Chaintown, AKA, Blue Hole, AKA, Creek Falls (because map technology keeps improving and creating new names for places), we’ll be taking a new approach. Pull past the …

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Hash #1882 Bienvenue a Zelienople @ Bugh'ers Harmony
Jun 15 @ 1:00 pm

Courtesy of SleE-Z Pass and BitchinHeat

Trail will be about 4 miles A to A.69

Moisture and some shiggy through the middle but the rest is on pavement.

Trail and ?? location dog friendly, dogs allowed on patio at on-out.

There is public parking about a block up from Burgh’ers, please park there so not to overrun their lot.

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Hash #1883 Annual TN@ Charity Trail: Dick Cup! @ Rumerz Sports Bar and Grill
Jun 23 @ 2:00 pm

Dick Cup is TN@s annual Manvitational and charity hash.

On-out at 2:00 PM
Hash cash = $5
One of our own is the beneficiary this year! 100% of cash collected will be donated to Strap-on to help him rebuild his business after the Etna warehouse fire.

Dick Cup points will be awarded in the following categories:
1) Trail challenges – We will provide a list of challenges to complete along trail (need tech on trail)
2) Name That Hasher Quiz
3) Beer stop games
4) Money collected – can be from your team and civilians

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Hash #1884 – Donkey Ho Te presents, The Good, The Bad & The Blue Hole @ Blue Hole
Jun 30 @ 1:00 pm

1PM On-Out!

For our third-in-a-decade trip out to Chaintown, AKA, Blue Hole, AKA, Creek Falls (because map technology keeps improving and creating new names for places), we’ll be taking a new approach.

Pull past the Boy Scout Camp to the State Game Lands parking at the end of the road. There’s a circle and a small lot.

We’ll be on State Game Lands, so Safety Third aside, it’s not a bad idea to wear orange. You’ll be in water, so protect your electronics with PoorTex plastic baggies or leave them in the car. Dry bag mightn’t be a bad idea either.

Questions? Contact Donkey – 412.326.9250

Dropped pin
Near Unnamed Road, Scottdale, PA 15683
https://maps.app.goo.gl/vCLHgTDNF2jMAgTD8

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Hash #1885 – Mushroom Creams Again @ Casa de Creamy
Jul 7 @ 2:00 pm

Too cool to go to Eerie? Come hash through shady Riverview Park Cream of Mushroom. After chill out in his pool for circle.

Parking is best in the driveway, by the soccer field, or in the lot below the soccer field.

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Hash #1886 Hickey-London 10 year hickeyversary @ Walker's Pub
Jul 13 @ 2:00 pm

One contra stop, free Hickeys on trail!

 

It was July 19, 2009. She was wearing a sombrero and getting vodka Red Bull’s from a guy who promised to take her to see a Harry Potter movie the following day. He was was learning how to Pole dance from a girl who clawed him in the face with her fingernails when he couldn’t pick up the skill. Their eyes met across the room. Okay, I’m lying. A fellow harsher introduced them and they had very little interest in one another.

However, getting stranded in a 70’s theme bar (RIP Jane’s Groove) and drinking their weight in cheap tequila shots had a funny way of building attraction.

By 6am, a guy was mopping the floors of the club and there were just two people left in a booth. One if them had acquired more hickeys than should be legal. I’ll give you a hint: it was Hickey No Dickey.

This drunken Korean evening turned into a weird morning. Two hashers slept in a subway station and then on a hiking path and wore yesterday’s running clothes to a Sunday morning trail. Perhaps no one would’ve questioned what happened when they showed up to trail, except that the female hasher hadn’t been near a mirror didn’t know about the hickeys until she arrived at the hash. She never lived this event down and acquired her hash name a few weeks later. Shriveled In London had lived up to his hash name once again.

Anyway, it’s been 10 years. So come celebrate with Hickey and London- two people who decided to turn a drunken night into a marriage. We’re still not sure what the fuck we were thinking, but we’re still together, so come celebrate our 10 year hickeyversary.

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Hash #1887 Float and Bloat -Moon, WMD, Cunt Spells Jill
Jul 20 @ 2:00 pm
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Hash #1888 – Folker @ Bee'z Bistro & Pub
Jul 29 @ 6:30 pm

No cash needed, no contra stops! Bring a change of clothes and a thirst for beer.

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Hash #1889 – Lost In Bush & STFU @ Mineo's Pizza House
Aug 4 @ 2:00 pm

Lost in the Bush’s Late Housewarming Hash

8 months after moving here, it’s finally time for you to come visit! (“Weren’t we just here 2 months ago,” you may ask? Yes, but I was not…)

Expect pavement, parks and PBR (just kidding in that last one…). Dog- friendliness TBD.

On- out around 2:30.

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Hash #1890 – The Weary Bear
Aug 12 @ 6:30 pm

AGM is over and the teddy bears are tired from their picnic! Follow the bear scat into the woods on this easy hangover trail. Ah, a pintful of lager makes the Monday go down easy! Hared by the most Ursine hound in the kennel.

Bring $5, a headlamp, and a friend!

1830 Convene
1850 Hare Away
1900 Pack Off
1905 Jack Off

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Hash #1891 – Swept Away @ Idlewild Park & Ride
Aug 18 @ 2:00 pm

Courtesy of Whiff, T-Bag, and Just Lauren.
40°25’31.77″N, 80° 4’22.42″W
Starts at Idlewood Park n Ride.
Apres: Alexions Bar & Grill, 141 Hawthorne St, Carnegie, PA 15106

Parts of the trail are dog-friendly but others are downright dog-hostile. Depending on the level of antipathy or animus you bear toward your pups, consider leaving them at home. The apres won’t allow them anyway.
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$5.00 hash cash