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DS #52 – School House Cock 6:30 pm
DS #52 – School House Cock @ Mineo's
Jul 3 @ 6:30 pm
Who: School House Cock Where: Mineo’s – 2128 Murray Avenue # 1 # 1, Pittsburgh, PA 15217 Why: To Run a Harder, Longer trail and enjoy the shit out of it!
P3H3: AS Trail 7:45 pm
P3H3: AS Trail @ D's 6 Pack & Dogs
Jul 3 @ 7:45 pm – 8:45 pm
Here we again! Same Bat-place, same Bat-time Show up when you want. 08:00 – Hare out 08:10 – Pack out Trail is ~5k, no stops, 6 pack circle, you can be home in bed by …
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PITT H3 #198 – DD and Dabenz 6:30 pm
PITT H3 #198 – DD and Dabenz @ Brew Gentleman
Jul 4 @ 6:30 pm
Brew Gentleman might be closed but Dabenz has a plan!! There will be a great spot for fireworks. Trail isn’t super doggo friendly.
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Hash #1885 – Mushroom Creams Again 2:00 pm
Hash #1885 – Mushroom Creams Again @ Casa de Creamy
Jul 7 @ 2:00 pm
Too cool to go to Eerie? Come hash through shady Riverview Park Cream of Mushroom. After chill out in his pool for circle. Parking is best in the driveway, by the soccer field, or in …
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TN@#48: ABS & Schoolhouse 6:30 pm
TN@#48: ABS & Schoolhouse
Jul 10 @ 6:30 pm – 10:30 pm
ABS is officially a resident of Pittsburgh. Come check out her new neighborhood (and house) with her! Trail start and circle at 52 Perryview Ave. Trail is 3 miles long, dog friendly (so is ABS’s …
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Hash #1886 Hickey-London 10 year hickeyversary 2:00 pm
Hash #1886 Hickey-London 10 year hickeyversary @ Walker's Pub
Jul 13 @ 2:00 pm
One contra stop, free Hickeys on trail!   It was July 19, 2009. She was wearing a sombrero and getting vodka Red Bull’s from a guy who promised to take her to see a Harry …
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Full Buck Moon – Major Pecker & Fuqstik 6:30 pm
Full Buck Moon – Major Pecker & Fuqstik @ Walter's Southern Kitchen
Jul 15 @ 6:30 pm – 7:30 pm
It’s a pickup hash!  And the moon is nearly full.  Keep to the roads, and stay off of the moors.  It’d be polite to leave the Moors alone too.
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PITT H3 #199 – Willly’s Wonk -Oink, Anal, Lever 6:30 pm
PITT H3 #199 – Willly’s Wonk -Oink, Anal, Lever @ The Clark Bar
Jul 18 @ 6:30 pm
Pitt H3 #199 – Willy’s Wonk…. Cum out with your hares Oink, Anal, and Lever for a night that sure to be “scrumtitlyumptious”. Find a golden dick and you might be rewarded with “pure inebriation”….. …
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Hash #1888 – Folker 6:30 pm
Hash #1888 – Folker @ Bee'z Bistro & Pub
Jul 29 @ 6:30 pm
No cash needed, no contra stops! Bring a change of clothes and a thirst for beer.
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Hash #1886 Hickey-London 10 year hickeyversary @ Walker's Pub
Jul 13 @ 2:00 pm

One contra stop, free Hickeys on trail!

 

It was July 19, 2009. She was wearing a sombrero and getting vodka Red Bull’s from a guy who promised to take her to see a Harry Potter movie the following day. He was was learning how to Pole dance from a girl who clawed him in the face with her fingernails when he couldn’t pick up the skill. Their eyes met across the room. Okay, I’m lying. A fellow harsher introduced them and they had very little interest in one another.

However, getting stranded in a 70’s theme bar (RIP Jane’s Groove) and drinking their weight in cheap tequila shots had a funny way of building attraction.

By 6am, a guy was mopping the floors of the club and there were just two people left in a booth. One if them had acquired more hickeys than should be legal. I’ll give you a hint: it was Hickey No Dickey.

This drunken Korean evening turned into a weird morning. Two hashers slept in a subway station and then on a hiking path and wore yesterday’s running clothes to a Sunday morning trail. Perhaps no one would’ve questioned what happened when they showed up to trail, except that the female hasher hadn’t been near a mirror didn’t know about the hickeys until she arrived at the hash. She never lived this event down and acquired her hash name a few weeks later. Shriveled In London had lived up to his hash name once again.

Anyway, it’s been 10 years. So come celebrate with Hickey and London- two people who decided to turn a drunken night into a marriage. We’re still not sure what the fuck we were thinking, but we’re still together, so come celebrate our 10 year hickeyversary.

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Full Buck Moon – Major Pecker & Fuqstik @ Walter's Southern Kitchen
Jul 15 @ 6:30 pm – 7:30 pm

It’s a pickup hash!  And the moon is nearly full.  Keep to the roads, and stay off of the moors.  It’d be polite to leave the Moors alone too.

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PITT H3 #199 – Willly’s Wonk -Oink, Anal, Lever @ The Clark Bar
Jul 18 @ 6:30 pm

Pitt H3 #199 – Willy’s Wonk….

Cum out with your hares Oink, Anal, and Lever for a night that sure to be “scrumtitlyumptious”. Find a golden dick and you might be rewarded with “pure inebriation”….. On out at The Clark Bar and Grill. Shiggy yes, dog friendly yes. The bar closes at 9:30 but there are plenty of places go after trail close by.

Willy Wonka themed dress optional

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Hash #1887 Float and Bloat -Moon, WMD, Cunt Spells Jill
Jul 20 @ 2:00 pm
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Hash #1888 – Folker @ Bee'z Bistro & Pub
Jul 29 @ 6:30 pm

No cash needed, no contra stops! Bring a change of clothes and a thirst for beer.

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PITT H3 #200 – My Hog n Me And Drunk Dynasty @ Jack's
Aug 1 @ 6:30 pm

Calling all wankers, yankers, and spankers, it’s time for Pitt trail… *checks notes* …#200! So put down your toys and your dicks for a couple of hours and we’ll see you at Jack’s because of fucking tradition that’s why. Trail #1: Jack’s. Trail #100: Jack’s. Trail #200: Jack’s, so if you’re expecting anything original on this trail you can just forget it. For those who remember, and for those who don’t, trail #100 included many dumpster-fire worthy events such as hobo piss drinking, caught hares at the T station, and a jaunt up the motherfucking Duquesne incline steps. Do we think we can top that? Impossible, so why bother! I would expect a much flatter, drama-free, generally much more wholesome and friendly trail than #100. Definitely. There might be an eagle/turkey split for those who yearn for a near-death experience because life just isn’t interesting enough for you. You’d be fucking stupid to bring your dog. Actually, you’d be fucking stupid to bring yourself. Eat your wheaties and bring a light. And it GOES WITHOUT SAYING that you should bring a cup if you have one. If any virgins show up, may God have mercy on their soul.

We have the honor to be your most obedient servants,
My HogNMe
Drunk Dynasty

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DS #53 – AcaDaca and Shriveled In London @ Hog's Head Bar and Grill
Aug 2 @ 6:30 pm

Who: AcaDaca and Shriveled In London

Where: Hog’s Head Bar and Grill, 3433 Spring Garden Ave, Pittsburgh, PA 15212

When: August 2nd

Why: To run a harder, longer trail and enjoy the shit out of it!

 

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Hash #1889 – Lost In Bush & STFU @ Mineo's Pizza House
Aug 4 @ 2:00 pm

Lost in the Bush’s Late Housewarming Hash

8 months after moving here, it’s finally time for you to come visit! (“Weren’t we just here 2 months ago,” you may ask? Yes, but I was not…)

Expect pavement, parks and PBR (just kidding in that last one…). Dog- friendliness TBD.

On- out around 2:30.

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TN@#49: Mangurglar
Aug 7 @ 6:30 pm – 10:30 pm

ManG says:  Help me explore my new neighborhood. Very likely to have some hills, but I’ll do my best to keep from killing everyone. I am 8 months pregnant. Some shiggy, but I can give short/long cuts if anyone needs stroller friendly options.

*TN@ trails happen every 28 days and are ladies only.*

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PITT H3 201 AGM Campout – BEAR IT ALL @ Camp Davis Campground
Aug 10 @ 11:00 am – Aug 11 @ 12:00 pm

Hash Rego-

https://hashrego.com/events/pitth3-agm-2019

Welcum welcum to the 2019 PITT AGM – BEAR IT ALL WEEKEND!
That’s right hashers, join us while we bear it all at https://www.campdavispa.com/. Camp Davis is a private, membership-only, clothing optional campground but they are allowing us to join the fun! So please read their camp release and waiver as you will be signing one! There will also be another group besides the locals so please have respect for everyone!

What to expect?

Camping, trails, shiggy, a pool, indoor and outdoor showers, food, fun, dancing, games, etc etc.

Come dressed as some kinda bear!!!

Few notes:

1. The campout is technically Saturday morning to Sunday morning. You can come up Friday but food for Friday dinner and Saturday breakfast is on you. Beer will be tapped Friday however.

2. Rego includes camping, trail, lunch, dinner Saturday and breakfast Sunday morning. You can also rego to camp on Friday for $60 but as stated above food is on you!

3. Carpooling is highly recommended as the parking may be tight, also camping may be a little tight as we are sharing the space with locals and another group, but what do I  know I am not a doctor.

4. There is no float this year at the AGM but they have a pool so bring some swimming gear…or don’t and bear it all *wink wink*.