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PITT H3 #200 – My Hog n Me And Drunk Dynasty 6:30 pm
PITT H3 #200 – My Hog n Me And Drunk Dynasty @ Jack's
Aug 1 @ 6:30 pm
Calling all wankers, yankers, and spankers, it’s time for Pitt trail… *checks notes* …#200! So put down your toys and your dicks for a couple of hours and we’ll see you at Jack’s because of …
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DS #53 – AcaDaca and Shriveled In London 6:30 pm
DS #53 – AcaDaca and Shriveled In London @ Hog's Head Bar and Grill
Aug 2 @ 6:30 pm
Who: AcaDaca and Shriveled In London Where: Hog’s Head Bar and Grill, 3433 Spring Garden Ave, Pittsburgh, PA 15212 When: August 2nd Why: To run a harder, longer trail and enjoy the shit out of …
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Hash #1889 – Lost In Bush & STFU 2:00 pm
Hash #1889 – Lost In Bush & STFU @ Mineo's Pizza House
Aug 4 @ 2:00 pm
Lost in the Bush’s Late Housewarming Hash 8 months after moving here, it’s finally time for you to come visit! (“Weren’t we just here 2 months ago,” you may ask? Yes, but I was not…) …
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TN@#49: Mangurglar 6:30 pm
TN@#49: Mangurglar
Aug 7 @ 6:30 pm – 10:30 pm
ManG says:  Help me explore my new neighborhood. Very likely to have some hills, but I’ll do my best to keep from killing everyone. I am 8 months pregnant. Some shiggy, but I can give …
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PITT H3 201 AGM Campout – BEAR IT ALL 11:00 am
PITT H3 201 AGM Campout – BEAR IT ALL @ Camp Davis Campground
Aug 10 @ 11:00 am – Aug 11 @ 12:00 pm
Hash Rego- https://hashrego.com/events/pitth3-agm-2019 Welcum welcum to the 2019 PITT AGM – BEAR IT ALL WEEKEND! That’s right hashers, join us while we bear it all at https://www.campdavispa.com/. Camp Davis is a private, membership-only, clothing optional …
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Hash #1890 – The Weary Bear 6:30 pm
Hash #1890 – The Weary Bear
Aug 12 @ 6:30 pm
AGM is over and the teddy bears are tired from their picnic! Follow the bear scat into the woods on this easy hangover trail. Ah, a pintful of lager makes the Monday go down easy! …
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Hash #1891 – Swept Away 2:00 pm
Hash #1891 – Swept Away @ Idlewild Park & Ride
Aug 18 @ 2:00 pm
Courtesy of Whiff, T-Bag, and Just Lauren. 40°25’31.77″N, 80° 4’22.42″W Starts at Idlewood Park n Ride. Apres: Alexions Bar & Grill, 141 Hawthorne St, Carnegie, PA 15106 Parts of the trail are dog-friendly but others …
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Hash #1892 Red Dress Run 2019 Slutty Princesses – SleE-Z Pass, Just Dana, and Anal Eaze 12:00 pm
Hash #1892 Red Dress Run 2019 Slutty Princesses – SleE-Z Pass, Just Dana, and Anal Eaze @ Allegheny Elks Lodge
Aug 24 @ 12:00 pm
https://hashrego.com/events/pittsburgh-red-dress-run-2019 Cum One Cum All to the 2019 Pittsburgh’s Red Dress Run!! Channel your inner princess by donning your best red dress! There will be BEER, trail, singing, dancing, and did I say BEER? Trail …
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Hash #1889 – Lost In Bush & STFU @ Mineo's Pizza House
Aug 4 @ 2:00 pm

Lost in the Bush’s Late Housewarming Hash

8 months after moving here, it’s finally time for you to come visit! (“Weren’t we just here 2 months ago,” you may ask? Yes, but I was not…)

Expect pavement, parks and PBR (just kidding in that last one…). Dog- friendliness TBD.

On- out around 2:30.

Aug
7
Wed
TN@#49: Mangurglar
Aug 7 @ 6:30 pm – 10:30 pm

ManG says:  Help me explore my new neighborhood. Very likely to have some hills, but I’ll do my best to keep from killing everyone. I am 8 months pregnant. Some shiggy, but I can give short/long cuts if anyone needs stroller friendly options.

*TN@ trails happen every 28 days and are ladies only.*

Aug
10
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PITT H3 201 AGM Campout – BEAR IT ALL @ Camp Davis Campground
Aug 10 @ 11:00 am – Aug 11 @ 12:00 pm

Hash Rego-

https://hashrego.com/events/pitth3-agm-2019

Welcum welcum to the 2019 PITT AGM – BEAR IT ALL WEEKEND!
That’s right hashers, join us while we bear it all at https://www.campdavispa.com/. Camp Davis is a private, membership-only, clothing optional campground but they are allowing us to join the fun! So please read their camp release and waiver as you will be signing one! There will also be another group besides the locals so please have respect for everyone!

What to expect?

Camping, trails, shiggy, a pool, indoor and outdoor showers, food, fun, dancing, games, etc etc.

Come dressed as some kinda bear!!!

Few notes:

1. The campout is technically Saturday morning to Sunday morning. You can come up Friday but food for Friday dinner and Saturday breakfast is on you. Beer will be tapped Friday however.

2. Rego includes camping, trail, lunch, dinner Saturday and breakfast Sunday morning. You can also rego to camp on Friday for $60 but as stated above food is on you!

3. Carpooling is highly recommended as the parking may be tight, also camping may be a little tight as we are sharing the space with locals and another group, but what do I  know I am not a doctor.

4. There is no float this year at the AGM but they have a pool so bring some swimming gear…or don’t and bear it all *wink wink*.

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Hash #1890 – The Weary Bear
Aug 12 @ 6:30 pm

AGM is over and the teddy bears are tired from their picnic! Follow the bear scat into the woods on this easy hangover trail. Ah, a pintful of lager makes the Monday go down easy! Hared by the most Ursine hound in the kennel.

Bring $5, a headlamp, and a friend!

1830 Convene
1850 Hare Away
1900 Pack Off
1905 Jack Off

Aug
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PITT H3 #202 / FOOL MOON – Scrum and Meow / @ The Porch
Aug 15 @ 6:30 pm
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Hash #1891 – Swept Away @ Idlewild Park & Ride
Aug 18 @ 2:00 pm

Courtesy of Whiff, T-Bag, and Just Lauren.
40°25’31.77″N, 80° 4’22.42″W
Starts at Idlewood Park n Ride.
Apres: Alexions Bar & Grill, 141 Hawthorne St, Carnegie, PA 15106

Parts of the trail are dog-friendly but others are downright dog-hostile. Depending on the level of antipathy or animus you bear toward your pups, consider leaving them at home. The apres won’t allow them anyway.
and:

$5.00 hash cash

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Hash #1892 Red Dress Run 2019 Slutty Princesses – SleE-Z Pass, Just Dana, and Anal Eaze @ Allegheny Elks Lodge
Aug 24 @ 12:00 pm

https://hashrego.com/events/pittsburgh-red-dress-run-2019

Cum One Cum All to the 2019 Pittsburgh’s Red Dress Run!!

Channel your inner princess by donning your best red dress! There will be BEER, trail, singing, dancing, and did I say BEER? Trail will be between 3-4 miles ish, on-out and apres at Elks Lodge. Trail will be walker friendly as a princess wants to look extra fabulous out on the streets of Pittsburgh. We have the the place from 12 till 6:30PM so meet-up at 12 on out at 1PM. Bring cash for the prelube and on after. There is a cash bar (ATM on site) at the start and end. Possible contra stop as well. Walk ups are welcome but rego is fast and easy just like Dana. We will have raffle baskets and a dollar dance with Dana. Plus an extra fund for Purple ( see below).

On a side note, as many of you know Purple just recently got injured on trail and will need some assistance, we will be taking side donates for him at this event. We have something special for him that will be at RDR.

The hares will each bring a dish to share with everyone so please bring an item to share as well and spice up the variety!!!!—(glutards, vegans, chocolate haters and any other food allergens please let us know in advance and we will do our best to accommodate/ not kill you.)

FIDO: The Elks is not doggo friendly

Hash Cash- $20-proceeds will be donated to Allegheny Elks Lodge.
Cost Includes: Trail, Trail beer and food. Prelube and On-After beers are on you.

After trail and food at the Elks we will be keeping the party going by moving over to Mike’s Beer Bar right down the road at Boggs Building LP, 110 Federal St, Pittsburgh, PA 15212

 

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PITT H3 #203 – Black Clap @ Lincoln Avenue Brewery
Aug 29 @ 6:30 pm
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Hash #1893 – Giving Credence To A Floodwater Revival
Sep 1 @ 2:00 pm

2:00 Pre-lube    2:30  On-Out

Meet at Valley Park, 1260 Abers Creek Road, Monroeville PA  15146

Park your car next to the soccer field and the skateboard arena.

Please bring a Camp Chair, football, Frisbee, lawn darts, dinner plate, utensils, and Hash Cash.

This will be a relatively shortish, all shiggy – all the time, eminently runnable trail.

(Hares not responsible for thunderstorms and localized flooding.)

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TN@#50: VueGina @ Inner Groove Brewing
Sep 4 @ 6:30 pm – 10:30 pm

What starts with V, ends with A, and has fun in the middle? Vagina? Of course. VueGina? Sometimes. How about Verona? Let’s find out on September 4 TN@ #50. Explore the hidden beauty of rivers, railroad tracks, stairs, shiggy and so much more as Vue celebrates another beerthday with her favorite harriettes.

Details:
Starts at Inner Groove Brewing, 751 E Railroad Ave, Verona
6:30 P.M., on-out at 7
No hash cash — $1 off drafts @ Inner Groove; 2 beverage stops, 1 contra, 1 on VueGina; apres @ Inner Groove — food truck or order local.

*TN@ trails happen every 28 days and are ladies only.*