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PITT H3 #200 – My Hog n Me And Drunk Dynasty 6:30 pm
PITT H3 #200 – My Hog n Me And Drunk Dynasty @ Jack's
Aug 1 @ 6:30 pm
Calling all wankers, yankers, and spankers, it’s time for Pitt trail… *checks notes* …#200! So put down your toys and your dicks for a couple of hours and we’ll see you at Jack’s because of …
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DS #53 – AcaDaca and Shriveled In London 6:30 pm
DS #53 – AcaDaca and Shriveled In London @ Hog's Head Bar and Grill
Aug 2 @ 6:30 pm
Who: AcaDaca and Shriveled In London Where: Hog’s Head Bar and Grill, 3433 Spring Garden Ave, Pittsburgh, PA 15212 When: August 2nd Why: To run a harder, longer trail and enjoy the shit out of …
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Hash #1889 – Lost In Bush & STFU 2:00 pm
Hash #1889 – Lost In Bush & STFU @ Mineo's Pizza House
Aug 4 @ 2:00 pm
Lost in the Bush’s Late Housewarming Hash 8 months after moving here, it’s finally time for you to come visit! (“Weren’t we just here 2 months ago,” you may ask? Yes, but I was not…) …
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TN@#49: Mangurglar 6:30 pm
TN@#49: Mangurglar
Aug 7 @ 6:30 pm – 10:30 pm
ManG says:  Help me explore my new neighborhood. Very likely to have some hills, but I’ll do my best to keep from killing everyone. I am 8 months pregnant. Some shiggy, but I can give …
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PITT H3 201 AGM Campout – BEAR IT ALL 11:00 am
PITT H3 201 AGM Campout – BEAR IT ALL @ Camp Davis Campground
Aug 10 @ 11:00 am – Aug 11 @ 12:00 pm
Hash Rego- https://hashrego.com/events/pitth3-agm-2019 Welcum welcum to the 2019 PITT AGM – BEAR IT ALL WEEKEND! That’s right hashers, join us while we bear it all at https://www.campdavispa.com/. Camp Davis is a private, membership-only, clothing optional …
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Hash #1890 – The Weary Bear 6:30 pm
Hash #1890 – The Weary Bear
Aug 12 @ 6:30 pm
AGM is over and the teddy bears are tired from their picnic! Follow the bear scat into the woods on this easy hangover trail. Ah, a pintful of lager makes the Monday go down easy! …
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Hash #1891 – Swept Away 2:00 pm
Hash #1891 – Swept Away @ Idlewild Park & Ride
Aug 18 @ 2:00 pm
Courtesy of Whiff, T-Bag, and Just Lauren. 40°25’31.77″N, 80° 4’22.42″W Starts at Idlewood Park n Ride. Apres: Alexions Bar & Grill, 141 Hawthorne St, Carnegie, PA 15106 Parts of the trail are dog-friendly but others …
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Hash #1892 Red Dress Run 2019 Slutty Princesses – SleE-Z Pass, Just Dana, and Anal Eaze 12:00 pm
Hash #1892 Red Dress Run 2019 Slutty Princesses – SleE-Z Pass, Just Dana, and Anal Eaze @ Allegheny Elks Lodge
Aug 24 @ 12:00 pm
https://hashrego.com/events/pittsburgh-red-dress-run-2019 Cum One Cum All to the 2019 Pittsburgh’s Red Dress Run!! Channel your inner slutty princess by donning your best red dress! There will be BEER, trail, singing, dancing, and did I say BEER? …
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PITT H3 #202 / FOOL MOON – Scrum and Meow / @ The Porch
Aug 15 @ 6:30 pm
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Hash #1891 – Swept Away @ Idlewild Park & Ride
Aug 18 @ 2:00 pm

Courtesy of Whiff, T-Bag, and Just Lauren.
40°25’31.77″N, 80° 4’22.42″W
Starts at Idlewood Park n Ride.
Apres: Alexions Bar & Grill, 141 Hawthorne St, Carnegie, PA 15106

Parts of the trail are dog-friendly but others are downright dog-hostile. Depending on the level of antipathy or animus you bear toward your pups, consider leaving them at home. The apres won’t allow them anyway.
and:

$5.00 hash cash

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Hash #1892 Red Dress Run 2019 Slutty Princesses – SleE-Z Pass, Just Dana, and Anal Eaze @ Allegheny Elks Lodge
Aug 24 @ 12:00 pm

https://hashrego.com/events/pittsburgh-red-dress-run-2019

Cum One Cum All to the 2019 Pittsburgh’s Red Dress Run!!

Channel your inner slutty princess by donning your best red dress! There will be BEER, trail, singing, dancing, and did I say BEER? Trail will be between 3-4 miles, on-out and apres at Elks Lodge. Trail will be walker friendly as a princess wants to look extra fabulous out on the streets of Pittsburgh. We have the the place from 12 till 6:30PM so meet-up at 12 on out at 1-1:30PM. Bring cash for the prelube and on after, may be a contra stop depending on time.

The hares will each bring a dish to share with everyone so please bring an item to share as well and spice up the variety!!!!—(glutards, vegans, chocolate haters and any other food allergens please let us know in advance and we will do our best to accommodate/ not kill you.)

FIDO: TBD

Hash Cash- $20-proceeds will be donated to Allegheny Elks Lodge.
Cost Includes: Trail, Trail beer and food. Prelube and On-After beers are on you.

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PITT H3 #203 – Black Clap @ Lincoln Avenue Brewery
Aug 29 @ 6:30 pm
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Hash #1893 – Giving Credence To A Floodwater Revival @ Where the Levee Breaks
Sep 1 @ 2:00 pm

Featuring the memorable hit:  Have you ever seen the rain?  And the Tour de Force:  Who’ll Stop the Rain?

After last year’s inundation, we will be trying to keep this one more on the dry side.  But that likely means that it will be another record flood in the Burgh.

Exact location TBA, but it will be in some low lying area in Trafford.

There are no 2nd impressions in real life, but there are in hashing.  SM and DM are getting a mulligan on their rained-the-hell-out trail from 2018.  Pray for less than 9″ of rain.  Pray you don’t need a short cut to avoid certain death.

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TN@#50: VueGina
Sep 4 @ 6:30 pm – 10:30 pm

*TN@ trails happen every 28 days and are ladies only.*

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Hash #1894 – Major Oink Stroker @ Grist House
Sep 7 @ 2:00 pm

Start location is a placeholder, but likely not too far from the truth.

Join the fearsome threesome of Major Pecker, Cox Stroker and Oinkgasm for a well-lubricated good time.

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PITT H3 #204 – HARE NEEDED!!!!
Sep 12 @ 6:30 pm
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Hash #1895 Moon – Mega Hash
Sep 14 @ 2:00 pm
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Hash #1896 – Liquor Cookies & Honey Nut Squirreleo
Sep 22 @ 2:00 pm