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PITT H3 #200 – My Hog n Me And Drunk Dynasty 6:30 pm
PITT H3 #200 – My Hog n Me And Drunk Dynasty @ Jack's
Aug 1 @ 6:30 pm
Calling all wankers, yankers, and spankers, it’s time for Pitt trail… *checks notes* …#200! So put down your toys and your dicks for a couple of hours and we’ll see you at Jack’s because of …
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DS #53 – AcaDaca and Shriveled In London 6:30 pm
DS #53 – AcaDaca and Shriveled In London @ Hog's Head Bar and Grill
Aug 2 @ 6:30 pm
Who: AcaDaca and Shriveled In London Where: Hog’s Head Bar and Grill, 3433 Spring Garden Ave, Pittsburgh, PA 15212 When: August 2nd Why: To run a harder, longer trail and enjoy the shit out of …
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Hash #1889 – Lost In Bush & STFU 2:00 pm
Hash #1889 – Lost In Bush & STFU @ Mineo's Pizza House
Aug 4 @ 2:00 pm
Lost in the Bush’s Late Housewarming Hash 8 months after moving here, it’s finally time for you to come visit! (“Weren’t we just here 2 months ago,” you may ask? Yes, but I was not…) …
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TN@#49: Mangurglar 6:30 pm
TN@#49: Mangurglar
Aug 7 @ 6:30 pm – 10:30 pm
ManG says:  Help me explore my new neighborhood. Very likely to have some hills, but I’ll do my best to keep from killing everyone. I am 8 months pregnant. Some shiggy, but I can give …
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PITT H3 201 AGM Campout – BEAR IT ALL 11:00 am
PITT H3 201 AGM Campout – BEAR IT ALL @ Camp Davis Campground
Aug 10 @ 11:00 am – Aug 11 @ 12:00 pm
Hash Rego- https://hashrego.com/events/pitth3-agm-2019 Welcum welcum to the 2019 PITT AGM – BEAR IT ALL WEEKEND! That’s right hashers, join us while we bear it all at https://www.campdavispa.com/. Camp Davis is a private, membership-only, clothing optional …
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Hash #1890 – The Weary Bear 6:30 pm
Hash #1890 – The Weary Bear
Aug 12 @ 6:30 pm
AGM is over and the teddy bears are tired from their picnic! Follow the bear scat into the woods on this easy hangover trail. Ah, a pintful of lager makes the Monday go down easy! …
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Hash #1891 – Swept Away 2:00 pm
Hash #1891 – Swept Away @ Idlewild Park & Ride
Aug 18 @ 2:00 pm
Courtesy of Whiff, T-Bag, and Just Lauren. 40°25’31.77″N, 80° 4’22.42″W Starts at Idlewood Park n Ride. Apres: Alexions Bar & Grill, 141 Hawthorne St, Carnegie, PA 15106 Parts of the trail are dog-friendly but others …
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Hash #1892 Red Dress Run 2019 Slutty Princesses – SleE-Z Pass, Just Dana, and Anal Eaze 12:00 pm
Hash #1892 Red Dress Run 2019 Slutty Princesses – SleE-Z Pass, Just Dana, and Anal Eaze @ Allegheny Elks Lodge
Aug 24 @ 12:00 pm
https://hashrego.com/events/pittsburgh-red-dress-run-2019 Cum One Cum All to the 2019 Pittsburgh’s Red Dress Run!! Channel your inner princess by donning your best red dress! There will be BEER, trail, singing, dancing, and did I say BEER? Trail …
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Hash #1892 Red Dress Run 2019 Slutty Princesses – SleE-Z Pass, Just Dana, and Anal Eaze @ Allegheny Elks Lodge
Aug 24 @ 12:00 pm

https://hashrego.com/events/pittsburgh-red-dress-run-2019

Cum One Cum All to the 2019 Pittsburgh’s Red Dress Run!!

Channel your inner princess by donning your best red dress! There will be BEER, trail, singing, dancing, and did I say BEER? Trail will be between 3-4 miles ish, on-out and apres at Elks Lodge. Trail will be walker friendly as a princess wants to look extra fabulous out on the streets of Pittsburgh. We have the the place from 12 till 6:30PM so meet-up at 12 on out at 1PM. Bring cash for the prelube and on after. There is a cash bar (ATM on site) at the start and end. Possible contra stop as well. Walk ups are welcome but rego is fast and easy just like Dana. We will have raffle baskets and a dollar dance with Dana. Plus an extra fund for Purple ( see below).

On a side note, as many of you know Purple just recently got injured on trail and will need some assistance, we will be taking side donates for him at this event. We have something special for him that will be at RDR.

The hares will each bring a dish to share with everyone so please bring an item to share as well and spice up the variety!!!!—(glutards, vegans, chocolate haters and any other food allergens please let us know in advance and we will do our best to accommodate/ not kill you.)

FIDO: The Elks is not doggo friendly

Hash Cash- $20-proceeds will be donated to Allegheny Elks Lodge.
Cost Includes: Trail, Trail beer and food. Prelube and On-After beers are on you.

After trail and food at the Elks we will be keeping the party going by moving over to Mike’s Beer Bar right down the road at Boggs Building LP, 110 Federal St, Pittsburgh, PA 15212

 

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PITT H3 #203 – Black Clap @ Lincoln Avenue Brewery
Aug 29 @ 6:30 pm
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Hash #1893 – Giving Credence To A Floodwater Revival
Sep 1 @ 2:00 pm

2:00 Pre-lube    2:30  On-Out

Meet at Valley Park, 1260 Abers Creek Road, Monroeville PA  15146

Park your car next to the soccer field and the skateboard arena.

Please bring a Camp Chair, football, Frisbee, lawn darts, dinner plate, utensils, and Hash Cash.

This will be a relatively shortish, all shiggy – all the time, eminently runnable trail.

(Hares not responsible for thunderstorms and localized flooding.)

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TN@#50: VueGina @ Inner Groove Brewing
Sep 4 @ 6:30 pm – 10:30 pm

What starts with V, ends with A, and has fun in the middle? Vagina? Of course. VueGina? Sometimes. How about Verona? Let’s find out on September 4 TN@ #50. Explore the hidden beauty of rivers, railroad tracks, stairs, shiggy and so much more as Vue celebrates another beerthday with her favorite harriettes.

Details:
Starts at Inner Groove Brewing, 751 E Railroad Ave, Verona
6:30 P.M., on-out at 7
No hash cash — $1 off drafts @ Inner Groove; 2 beverage stops, 1 contra, 1 on VueGina; apres @ Inner Groove — food truck or order local.

*TN@ trails happen every 28 days and are ladies only.*

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Hash #1894 – Major Oink Stroker @ Carrick Inn
Sep 8 @ 2:00 pm

Join the fearsome threesome of Major Pecker, Cox Stroker and Oinkgasm for a well-lubricated good time.

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PITT H3 #204 @ Primantis
Sep 12 @ 6:30 pm

This trail is gonna be Garfield’s Nightmare, we start at Primantis since Platform never got built and ended up selling out to InBev anyway.

Bar is dog friendly at least…trail tho, who knows but probably.

Happy hour 5-7 1/2 off alcohol.

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Mexipad’s Full Moon @ Inner Groove Brewing
Sep 13 @ 7:00 pm – 8:00 pm

Not dog friendly or Purple friendly. Trail is ironically suitable for purple dogs, however.

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Hash #1895 Moon – Mega Hash @ Spicy Gringo
Sep 15 @ 10:00 am

Sunday, September 15th

Eagles 10 AM

Spicy Gringo

206 American Way #4

Weirton, WV 26062

304.797.8226(TACO)

Turkeys 12 noon

Green Acres Cafe

412 Harmon Creek Rd.

Colliers, WV 26035

ABS, Rexine and AC-DC are cohares.
Hash Cash will be $15.
Car pooling is encouraged.
Bring extra socks and an appreciation of banjo music. Moon 412-310-3741
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P3 H3 #3 @ D's Loft
Sep 18 @ 8:00 pm – 9:00 pm
D’s Loft – 1118 S Braddock ave
Wednesday, September 18, 2019
Hared by: Kunt-Fu Weasel

Third time is the charm?

For the unfamiliar, this is an evening run, in a chase-the-leader format. You don’t have to be a great runner to participate.

Start at D’s Loft in Regent Square.

Show up when you want.

08:00 – Hare out
08:10 – Pack out

Trail is ~5k, no stops, 6 pack circle, you can be home in bed before 10.

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Hash #1896 – Liquor Cookies & Honey Nut Squirreleo @ Casa de Liqher
Sep 22 @ 2:00 pm

What: The Liquher Squirreleo Cookie, End Of Summer Hash #1896

Where: Casa D’ Liquher Cookie – 1214 Cloverfield Drive, 15227 (trail is A to A)

When: Sunday, Sunday, Sunday! September 22nd, 2:00Pee Ehm.

Your Hares: Liquher Cookie & Honeynut Squirreleo

It’s the last day of summer so what better way to celebrate than joining your beloved Hash family for a day of trail and debauchery. Trail will be short, flat, and easy (just like yer last girlfriend). It‘ll be mostly wooded trail blazing; could include cliffs, police lines, ropes, homeless camps, garbage dumps, tunnels, mud, muck, poison ivy, jaggers, jag-offs, broken glass, snakes, spiders, little furry animals, shots, beer and probably zero dead bodies! After a Mega Hash weekend, getting lost on this trail will be like you won the lottery (but you can’t find the ticket).

The Après will be held at Liquher Cookie’s palace.  There will be plenty of beer. There will be haute cuisine. There may be a chair for you to sit on; or maybe not… lawn chairs and drinking vessels are encouraged.

NO HASH CASH. We’ll feed you, we’ll beer you, but we won’t bail you out of jail. So bring your credit card just in case.

Baby in a Backpack Friendly?  ABSO-FREAKING-LUTLY NOT! If you love your child, care for their safety and want to avoid a CYS interview, please leave them with someone more responsible than yourself. I repeat, don’t bring your kid on this trail!!!

Fido Friendly? Trail is probably more Fido friendly than human friendly.  So if your dog is well behaved and sociable, feel free to bring him/her along.

Dry Bag? Never a bad idea. Gloves for trail wouldn’t be a bad idea either.

So let the yard work and laundry sit for a day. Get grandma to watch the kiddies (if that applies to you) and cum on out to celebrate the fall equinox a day early. Enjoy a combination of scenic vistas, adventures in paradise, beer, food and comradeship that you won’t find anywhere else. If for no other motive, it’ll give you another reason to hate Squirreleo and love Liquher Cookie. GUAR-ON-ON-TEED.

Questions? Call Squirreleo: 412-737-2318