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Hash #1893 – Giving Credence To A Floodwater Revival 2:00 pm
Hash #1893 – Giving Credence To A Floodwater Revival
Sep 1 @ 2:00 pm
Hash #1893 - Giving Credence To A Floodwater Revival @ Monroeville | Pennsylvania | United States
2:00 Pre-lube    2:30  On-Out Meet at Valley Park, 1260 Abers Creek Road, Monroeville PA  15146 Park your car next to the soccer field and the skateboard arena. Please bring a Camp Chair, football, Frisbee, lawn darts, dinner plate, utensils, …
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TN@#50: VueGina 6:30 pm
TN@#50: VueGina @ Inner Groove Brewing
Sep 4 @ 6:30 pm – 10:30 pm
What starts with V, ends with A, and has fun in the middle? Vagina? Of course. VueGina? Sometimes. How about Verona? Let’s find out on September 4 TN@ #50. Explore the hidden beauty of rivers, …
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Hash #1894 – Major Oink Stroker 2:00 pm
Hash #1894 – Major Oink Stroker @ Carrick Inn
Sep 8 @ 2:00 pm
Join the fearsome threesome of Major Pecker, Cox Stroker and Oinkgasm for a well-lubricated good time.
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PITT H3 #204 6:30 pm
PITT H3 #204 @ Primantis
Sep 12 @ 6:30 pm
PITT H3 #204 @ Primantis | Pittsburgh | Pennsylvania | United States
This trail is gonna be Garfield’s Nightmare, we start at Primantis since Platform never got built and ended up selling out to InBev anyway. Bar is dog friendly at least…trail tho, who knows but probably. …
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Mexipad’s Full Moon 7:00 pm
Mexipad’s Full Moon @ Inner Groove Brewing
Sep 13 @ 7:00 pm – 8:00 pm
Not dog friendly or Purple friendly. Trail is ironically suitable for purple dogs, however.
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Hash #1895 Moon – Mega Hash 10:00 am
Hash #1895 Moon – Mega Hash @ Spicy Gringo
Sep 15 @ 10:00 am
Sunday, September 15th Eagles 10 AM Spicy Gringo 206 American Way #4 Weirton, WV 26062 304.797.8226(TACO) Turkeys 12 noon Green Acres Cafe 412 Harmon Creek Rd. Colliers, WV 26035 ABS, Rexine and AC-DC are cohares. …
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P3 H3 #3 8:00 pm
P3 H3 #3 @ D's Loft
Sep 18 @ 8:00 pm – 9:00 pm
D’s Loft – 1118 S Braddock ave Wednesday, September 18, 2019 Hared by: Kunt-Fu Weasel Third time is the charm? For the unfamiliar, this is an evening run, in a chase-the-leader format. You don’t have …
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Hash #1896 – Liquor Cookies & Honey Nut Squirreleo 2:00 pm
Hash #1896 – Liquor Cookies & Honey Nut Squirreleo @ Casa de Liqher
Sep 22 @ 2:00 pm
What: The Liquher Squirreleo Cookie, End Of Summer Hash #1896 Where: Casa D’ Liquher Cookie – 1214 Cloverfield Drive, 15227 (trail is A to A) When: Sunday, Sunday, Sunday! September 22nd, 2:00Pee Ehm. Your Hares: Liquher Cookie & Honeynut …
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PITT H3 #205 – Tight-E and 2Birds 6:30 pm
PITT H3 #205 – Tight-E and 2Birds @ East End Brewery
Sep 26 @ 6:30 pm
Who: TightE, Two Birds, Super Secret Mystery Hare Where: East End Brewing Co When: Thursday 9/26. Meet at 6:30, hares away at 7. The superstar haring duo of TightE and Two Birds returns once again …
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DS #54 – Crack Filler, Another Crack Filled! 6:30 pm
DS #54 – Crack Filler, Another Crack Filled! @ William Penn Tavern
Sep 28 @ 6:30 pm
Who: Crack Filler   Where: William Penn Tavern, 739 Bellefonte St, Pittsburgh, PA 15232   When: September 28th   Why: Crack Filler loves filling cracks! He has talked about haring this trail a few times …
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Hash #1897 – Chip ‘n’ Warrendale 2:00 pm
Hash #1897 – Chip ‘n’ Warrendale @ North Park Lounge
Sep 29 @ 2:00 pm
Hares away at 2:30.   Bamboo lounge is not fido friendly, and trail itself would be questionable since we’ll be following a few very busy roads.   Hare hotline 724.841.8348
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Hash #1894 – Major Oink Stroker @ Carrick Inn
Sep 8 @ 2:00 pm

Join the fearsome threesome of Major Pecker, Cox Stroker and Oinkgasm for a well-lubricated good time.

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PITT H3 #204 @ Primantis
Sep 12 @ 6:30 pm

This trail is gonna be Garfield’s Nightmare, we start at Primantis since Platform never got built and ended up selling out to InBev anyway.

Bar is dog friendly at least…trail tho, who knows but probably.

Happy hour 5-7 1/2 off alcohol.

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Mexipad’s Full Moon @ Inner Groove Brewing
Sep 13 @ 7:00 pm – 8:00 pm

Not dog friendly or Purple friendly. Trail is ironically suitable for purple dogs, however.

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Hash #1895 Moon – Mega Hash @ Spicy Gringo
Sep 15 @ 10:00 am

Sunday, September 15th

Eagles 10 AM

Spicy Gringo

206 American Way #4

Weirton, WV 26062

304.797.8226(TACO)

Turkeys 12 noon

Green Acres Cafe

412 Harmon Creek Rd.

Colliers, WV 26035

ABS, Rexine and AC-DC are cohares.
Hash Cash will be $15.
Car pooling is encouraged.
Bring extra socks and an appreciation of banjo music. Moon 412-310-3741
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P3 H3 #3 @ D's Loft
Sep 18 @ 8:00 pm – 9:00 pm
D’s Loft – 1118 S Braddock ave
Wednesday, September 18, 2019
Hared by: Kunt-Fu Weasel

Third time is the charm?

For the unfamiliar, this is an evening run, in a chase-the-leader format. You don’t have to be a great runner to participate.

Start at D’s Loft in Regent Square.

Show up when you want.

08:00 – Hare out
08:10 – Pack out

Trail is ~5k, no stops, 6 pack circle, you can be home in bed before 10.

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Hash #1896 – Liquor Cookies & Honey Nut Squirreleo @ Casa de Liqher
Sep 22 @ 2:00 pm

What: The Liquher Squirreleo Cookie, End Of Summer Hash #1896

Where: Casa D’ Liquher Cookie – 1214 Cloverfield Drive, 15227 (trail is A to A)

When: Sunday, Sunday, Sunday! September 22nd, 2:00Pee Ehm.

Your Hares: Liquher Cookie & Honeynut Squirreleo

It’s the last day of summer so what better way to celebrate than joining your beloved Hash family for a day of trail and debauchery. Trail will be short, flat, and easy (just like yer last girlfriend). It‘ll be mostly wooded trail blazing; could include cliffs, police lines, ropes, homeless camps, garbage dumps, tunnels, mud, muck, poison ivy, jaggers, jag-offs, broken glass, snakes, spiders, little furry animals, shots, beer and probably zero dead bodies! After a Mega Hash weekend, getting lost on this trail will be like you won the lottery (but you can’t find the ticket).

The Après will be held at Liquher Cookie’s palace.  There will be plenty of beer. There will be haute cuisine. There may be a chair for you to sit on; or maybe not… lawn chairs and drinking vessels are encouraged.

NO HASH CASH. We’ll feed you, we’ll beer you, but we won’t bail you out of jail. So bring your credit card just in case.

Baby in a Backpack Friendly?  ABSO-FREAKING-LUTLY NOT! If you love your child, care for their safety and want to avoid a CYS interview, please leave them with someone more responsible than yourself. I repeat, don’t bring your kid on this trail!!!

Fido Friendly? Trail is probably more Fido friendly than human friendly.  So if your dog is well behaved and sociable, feel free to bring him/her along.

Dry Bag? Never a bad idea. Gloves for trail wouldn’t be a bad idea either.

So let the yard work and laundry sit for a day. Get grandma to watch the kiddies (if that applies to you) and cum on out to celebrate the fall equinox a day early. Enjoy a combination of scenic vistas, adventures in paradise, beer, food and comradeship that you won’t find anywhere else. If for no other motive, it’ll give you another reason to hate Squirreleo and love Liquher Cookie. GUAR-ON-ON-TEED.

Questions? Call Squirreleo: 412-737-2318

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PITT H3 #205 – Tight-E and 2Birds @ East End Brewery
Sep 26 @ 6:30 pm

Who: TightE, Two Birds, Super Secret Mystery Hare
Where: East End Brewing Co
When: Thursday 9/26. Meet at 6:30, hares away at 7.

The superstar haring duo of TightE and Two Birds returns once again to take you on a tour of the lesser-hashed areas of the East End. A hash crash on the last Pitt trail has caused TightE to step back from the running portion of the haring but this is still a certified TightE Trail (TM) complete with abandoned shit and a little bit of Pittsburgh History thrown in. A super secret mystery hare will be taking her place in the actual live-haring part.

East End Brewery is no longer dog friendly inside but they have a nice outside patio that allows dogs. Larder, the new restaurant inside the brewery is fantastic but unfortunately closes at 9pm so other plans will need to be made for the on-after.

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DS #54 – Crack Filler, Another Crack Filled! @ William Penn Tavern
Sep 28 @ 6:30 pm
Who: Crack Filler
 
Where: William Penn Tavern, 739 Bellefonte St, Pittsburgh, PA 15232
 
When: September 28th
 
Why: Crack Filler loves filling cracks! He has talked about haring this trail a few times now, and it’s his!
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Hash #1897 – Chip ‘n’ Warrendale @ North Park Lounge
Sep 29 @ 2:00 pm

Hares away at 2:30.

 

Bamboo lounge is not fido friendly, and trail itself would be questionable since we’ll be following a few very busy roads.

 

Hare hotline 724.841.8348

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TN@#51: Bitchin Heat, Just Autumn, & Just Martha @ Hidden Harbor
Oct 2 @ 6:30 pm

Trail will be A to B with B being only 2-3 blocks from the start. There will be one contra stop.

Remember to bring a light as it gets dark pretty early now. I’ll have a few extra on hand but can’t promise that they are bright!

Come join us as we gallivant around Squirrel Hill.

*TN@ trails happen every 28 days and are ladies only.